RHORI series premiere: reality roundup with Husbands Watching Housewives.

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Let's do this. Hi, everyone. I'm Travis. I'm

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Emma. And I'm Scott. And we're here with our

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besties again. I guess we're the Husband Talking

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Housewives. You know, that's what we are. We're

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such polished podcasters that we're just, you

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know, we're pros. Yeah. I was on someone's podcast

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recently that I... did an episode with when Emma

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was gone and he was like oh do you want to come

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on my show and I was like great it was all about

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like he's like oh so tell me about like how you

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are as a podcaster and I was like not good I

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was like Emma and I have a shared notes app and

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we hope for the best a lot so I had a friend

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call me because she's launching a podcast and

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she wanted to know like Like, how much do you

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guys edit? And I'm like, well, the way we do

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it, we just kind of talk at each other and, you

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know, hopefully we don't say anything that needs

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to be edited. Until we're done. But, yeah. It's

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fun having people come to me with, like, more

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advice. Like, a part of me believes, like, that's

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the way to do it. I don't know. Like, I have

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a couple of friends that, like, they are, like,

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very deep into it. Like, I do, like, I like the

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editing. I like the whole song and dance of it.

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But, like... Emma and I do not have an NS to

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be polished the way real people do. Right. I

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remember our first few episodes we did, I was

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editing on a work software that I had. And I

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was editing all the ums and likes out of our

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audio. And it was painful to do. And I was like,

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I was fine when we had one a week. That's cool.

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But when we got up to four a week, I was like,

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there's no way this is sustainable. lets us talk

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and you know be having conversation if we we've

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actually done pretty well i feel like editing

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ourselves from liking and umming and yeah i feel

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yeah just get used to it and just saying the

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words really clearly without like and then like

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you know like yeah so and granted i get in my

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own head a lot more about this but and emma knows

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this about me i literally it used to be every

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other word out of my mouth was like, so like

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I've gotten a lot better, but like I stopped.

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You said like twice as you were saying that.

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Live on air, everyone. Now I'm going to be in

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my head about it. I stopped getting a lot of

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that out because I feel like it doesn't sound

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as genuine. Like it does not sound like me when.

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yeah and like and um and like cunt every other

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word so well then you must have really liked

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that last beverly hills episode oh okay so this

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i was gonna include this like where you guys

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talked about like catching us online saying that

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this season was boring last night was the first

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or not was it last night whenever the last episode

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was was the first time i truly felt that it's

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not like a little bit boring because like erica

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and dorit showed up to work and i was like absolutely

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this is what i need so good yeah and i like it

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we have two women at the table that are so comfortable

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calling each other a cunt i love it so much but

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anyway um that word I like that Erica owns it

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so much. I love that she's like, I brought that

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here. What do you want? I wanted her to say something

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to Scott. I was like, I wish Erica had said,

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I'm not Camille. You're not going to make me

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shrivel up and die because you called me to see

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you next Tuesday. Camille, you're a fucking cunt.

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I'll give it right back to you. And you're an

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asshole. It was so good. Yeah. I also like that.

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The other women are still wildly uncomfortable

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with it, but they're like, well, I guess they're

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saying it. Not in Oklahoma, says Amanda. We'll

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get into this on Sunday when we're doing Atlanta

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a little bit, but I'm not interested in anything

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about Amanda. I find her to be... I know when

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Brandy came on that show, she didn't quite fit

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because she wasn't wealthy and she wasn't whatever.

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Amanda doesn't fit because I do not believe that

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there's a genuine bone in that woman's body and

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I cannot stand watching her on my TV. I think

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it's the opposite. I think she's genuinely that

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weird of a person who buys her own shit that

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hard. Yeah. She's drinking the Kool -Aid. Oh,

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that makes it so much worse. I know. Could you

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imagine actually having to have a conversation

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with her where she's just like... believe it

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you're gonna get all your dreams if you just

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imagine it happening oh so emma and i used to

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work with a woman who was deep into the pyramid

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scheme thing like every pyramid scheme that existed

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like she she had bought into it and she was a

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little bit like that like until you got her behind

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closed doors and then you know i'm talking about

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and as soon as you got her behind closed doors

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she was an entirely different person and i'm

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like but like maybe that's why i feel like it's

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so disingenuous is because i've seen the other

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side of that i don't know but right yeah anyway

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what's the last song everyone listened to i have

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been listening to nothing and just like youtube

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lo -fi 12 hour long videos so i just opened my

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spotify and it was jack listening to the mickey

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mouse clubhouse hot dog I have to go last. I

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feel like I'm going to get a ton of judgment

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for mine, but like Scott and Jeff, I want you

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to go first. Oh, I mean, mine's probably, I can't

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even remember the name. I've been looking to

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a, I started a playlist. I started a playlist

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every year and just throw songs that I like from

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Spotify on there. And I just listened to that

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over and over again. So it's just some sort of

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whiny emo music, I'm sure. Heaven is a place

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on earth. Okay. for you. Now, what's this one

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year to get flack on? I won't accept any judgment

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for this. It's called Disco Lord of the Rings

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by Wicked AI. I found it on TikTok. It is the

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most incredible song I have ever listened to

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in my entire life. I can't get enough of it.

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But it's AI slop? Yes. It is the best song I've

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ever heard. Sometimes you and Kenny are so the

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same because he has been listening to nothing.

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Not that song, but he has listened to nothing

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but this Japanese hip hop thing that's supposed

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to be from the 80s. But if you listen to it,

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she talks about being left on read and stuff.

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And so we looked into it and it's A .I. Slop

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and he still listens to it anyway. It is. my

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tiktok has been nothing but like seven minute

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long tiktoks of like people live reacting to

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this song because you you can't tell it's ai

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and like this is the hard part for me where like

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i don't want to accept that this is a person

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or not this is not a person and like i want a

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real person to remake it but it's this seven

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minute long song that like tells the story of

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the lord of the rings which i've seen once when

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i was in middle school and it is the best song

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in existence right now i cannot get enough i'm

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gonna have to look it up i i saw a tiktok it

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was a woman who put her like text messages from

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her like estranged mother and turned them into

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like like screamo and it was like it was the

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most convincing like emo i'd ever heard in my

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life and it was word for word everything her

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mother was just texting her and to the point

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where i'm like wow this is unbelievably real

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like this is scarily real it's crazy mother mother

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no it wasn't mother can you emma can you imagine

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me doing that with denise this is so dark i call

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my mother by her first name because we don't

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speak but like like i can't imagine how that

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would shake out but anyway um we watched The

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premiere of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

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How did everyone feel? What were your guys' initial

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thoughts? I loved it. I liked it. I thought it

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was... I mean, it's off to a great start. We

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were confused where the extra housewife was,

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but all will be revealed in the future. Because

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Rula wasn't there. And yeah, having watched it,

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we were just saying on the way upstairs to do

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this that like... The fact that we were worried

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we were going to think they all look the same,

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now that we've watched it, we're so happy. Exactly.

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That, like, they aren't all identical. Yeah.

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Yeah. I agree. And, like, I also, I know I put

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this at the end of the notes, but this cast of

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women is mess. And I'm so excited. Like, this

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is what you watch Housewives for. Oh, yeah. Divas.

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Yes. We watched Watch What Happens Live before

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we came up here. They were just also, we had

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no idea what we were doing. We just did it. And

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he's like, great. Stay like that. Don't learn.

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Just be yourselves. I wonder if we're going to

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find out, because you know how every Housewives

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show started as something else, and they turned

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it into Housewives halfway through filming the

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first season. I can't pick up on whether this

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was supposed to be something else or if like

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they knew they were going to be housewives and

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like it just turned out to be this good i think

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they knew it i think it was intentional like

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salt lake i love it though i'm so happy and today's

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my dad's birthday and i can't think of a better

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present for him than to give him the knowledge

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that his son this new housewife showed a love

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and he's talking on his gay podcast about it

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i can't wait to tell him about that when i pick

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up my dog from him later happy birthday did you

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notice it didn't seem like the women were wearing

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an impressive amount of bumpets in all their

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looks there was at least two of them that had

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some sort of bump it thing going on back there

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and it was driving me up the wall there was a

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lot of visual that i couldn't really get behind

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like the cameras were like right like this in

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the confessional yeah it was so much um there

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was In their houses, it looked like we were watching

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their security cameras. Yes. Yes. Why that? Emma,

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have you seen on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

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where Jesse and her and what's -his -face, because

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I don't care about him anymore, but they get

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into the fight and you know the divorce is coming

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and you see it from above their kitchen. That's

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what I felt like for a lot of this. It's like

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I'm not supposed to be there. Yes. Yes. I'm loving

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about this whole first episode, though. I said

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to Jeff, I said, I don't want Alicia to have

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a second season glow up. Like, you can tell that

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Alicia just showed up completely raw. And she

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even said on Watch What Happens Live, like, I

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realize I should have got better, all this stuff.

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But she just looks so normal. And I love it.

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Next season, they're all going to try and just

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glow up so much, and it's not going to be the

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same. Her house, my jaw was on the floor. All

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of their houses. Are you kidding? Yeah, of course.

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So good. Okay, so we started at Alicia's house.

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Literally, the first thing I wrote in my notes

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was, her daughter, Selena, is going to be such

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a nightmare the second she gets into high school.

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I see that in her. I love that, you know, she

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said, well, there's a lot alike. I like Britney.

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She likes Britney. Whoa. Twinsies. Like, so does

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every girl in America. Yeah. And then we get

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a lot of, like, the world building of, like,

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okay, all the aunts show up, and then I... I

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hate this, like, cliche. Like, oh, when are you

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going to get married? The overbearing aunt thing.

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Like, that was exhausting to me. But, like, I

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get it. Nine years. I mean, nine years of engagement.

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Then they're not getting married. Let's call

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it what it is. I don't know why. That's my first

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question for her. Why are you not getting married?

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It's been nine years. You have a child together.

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Why? Yeah. what sort of tax liabilities do you

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have that you don't want to take that on? The

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first place I went to is like, it's a, it's a

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situation where like there's an ex -wife somewhere

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that like is very, very messy. Like that's immediately

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what I thought I could, I could be completely

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wrong. I was like, Oh, there's like a skeleton

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in the closet that he just doesn't want to deal

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with, which whatever. So have either of you ever

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been to Rhode Island? No. Have you? I've driven

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through, but that whole idea that, you know,

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oh, you're 15 minutes away and it's just, you're

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so far. Why did you move 15 minutes away? I thought

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that was so funny. She said, you have to pack

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a lunch to get here. I tried 45 minutes to do

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the podcast with Emma. Like, 15 minutes is a

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dream to me. you cannot fathom 15 minutes that

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would be a dream to drive 15 minutes to someone's

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house right yeah it's like 15 minutes to get

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to like the gas station from my house meanwhile

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she's taking a nip off her flask in the back

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of the van painting their whole day around the

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drive oh so good um so if you go over and we

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meet liz and her like castle house that has like

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a full -blown like dock out from it. All of these

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houses are astonishingly large, but I immediately

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liked Liz because she's going to be the bully.

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I didn't understand. What were they saying about

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they were married for six months and they found

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out they were related? They said it was like

00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:47.500
a 23andMe thing. It's very, very barely related.

00:14:48.100 --> 00:14:51.360
Cousins are removed. But yeah, they're still

00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:55.259
related. Hardly. But I don't think they have

00:14:55.259 --> 00:14:57.059
any kids or anything because she's the stepmom

00:14:57.059 --> 00:14:59.980
of all his kids. Right. This is not a brother

00:14:59.980 --> 00:15:03.080
-fucker situation. I don't know where to put

00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:08.559
that. I don't like that. Well, maybe we'll get

00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.639
more details on that later. We'll find out exactly

00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:15.259
how they're related. I feel like she had to lead

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with that and air that out. Or else it was going

00:15:18.350 --> 00:15:21.070
to be a big talking point when people found out.

00:15:21.169 --> 00:15:25.190
You know what I mean? Do you think that every

00:15:25.190 --> 00:15:27.470
episode, every confessional, she's going to be

00:15:27.470 --> 00:15:30.250
drinking out of a different silver goblet? Yeah.

00:15:31.049 --> 00:15:36.929
I loved her. I loved her. I thought she was so

00:15:36.929 --> 00:15:40.870
funny. And she's the drama. She owns a dispenser.

00:15:40.929 --> 00:15:46.000
Yeah, she's going to be high on everything. seen

00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:48.860
her moving and talking, she doesn't look exactly

00:15:48.860 --> 00:15:52.299
like Dolores. When she's sitting there quietly,

00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:55.580
she has all the same features. But when she's

00:15:55.580 --> 00:15:57.740
moving, you can kind of tell she's a little bit

00:15:57.740 --> 00:16:03.159
more Janice from the Muppets. But still beautiful.

00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:06.539
And also like a little Donatella Versace. I really

00:16:06.539 --> 00:16:10.259
loved the vibe of her dog and her little cat.

00:16:10.500 --> 00:16:15.480
I love her. She's like a villain. What is it,

00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:17.740
though, with celebrities and dogs shitting all

00:16:17.740 --> 00:16:21.299
over their houses? I don't. It's that and the

00:16:21.299 --> 00:16:23.519
guys cleaning up the cat poop or whatever. And

00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:26.360
I was like, why is your cat poop everywhere?

00:16:26.500 --> 00:16:29.720
He was a baby. Like, what are you doing? Why

00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:32.779
are we not training our animals? Like, it's called

00:16:32.779 --> 00:16:39.129
a litter box. Yeah. Very, very odd. We meet Kelsey,

00:16:39.250 --> 00:16:42.070
who at first glance, I thought she looked kind

00:16:42.070 --> 00:16:44.509
of like Lisa Barlow, but then the more and more

00:16:44.509 --> 00:16:47.230
I looked at her, I didn't see it anywhere. It

00:16:47.230 --> 00:16:48.929
was a very quick thing, but I wrote that down.

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I think it's the way her makeup was done. Do

00:16:51.190 --> 00:16:55.450
you think so? Mm -hmm. Like borderline Chola?

00:16:55.970 --> 00:17:01.590
The brown lip, yeah. Yes. Well, yeah, okay. Yes.

00:17:02.049 --> 00:17:05.690
Okay. Kelsey's one person, I think she's seeing

00:17:05.690 --> 00:17:09.650
her. Elsewhere, she's very pretty, but she wasn't

00:17:09.650 --> 00:17:12.690
doing her makeup that well on the show, and it

00:17:12.690 --> 00:17:15.410
was really distracting, i .e. the chula lips.

00:17:16.650 --> 00:17:19.509
And it was like, you're prettier than what you're

00:17:19.509 --> 00:17:24.569
presenting. See, I thought they were all so pretty.

00:17:25.109 --> 00:17:28.269
Naturally pretty, by the way. The only one that

00:17:28.269 --> 00:17:32.430
I thought was super done up was the one that

00:17:32.430 --> 00:17:37.140
she sells the... she i think i don't know who

00:17:37.140 --> 00:17:39.680
she works for but she sells like to plastic surgery

00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.160
companies like she's the only one that i looked

00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:44.920
at that it was like oh she tries really really

00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:46.539
hard the rest of them i'm like they're so beautiful

00:17:46.539 --> 00:17:49.640
so like it wasn't a knock on her that like she's

00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:52.599
a little bit chilly but like no i i yeah they're

00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.160
all gorgeous i'm gonna knock on her is that the

00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.539
first thing out of her mouth is my boyfriend

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has another relationship in miami and then the

00:18:02.180 --> 00:18:04.660
first person questions me about it i'm going

00:18:04.660 --> 00:18:07.359
to freak the fuck out about yeah it's like excuse

00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:18.180
me ma 'am excuse me she she told the wrong person

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maybe and like i i i don't understand like because

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it didn't feel like something she wanted to protect

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but it's like i can talk about it you can't talk

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about it like it felt very weird to me It feels

00:18:28.410 --> 00:18:31.089
like the same thing Liz was doing, except she's

00:18:31.089 --> 00:18:33.950
already super defensive about it. Like before

00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:37.170
anyone even says anything. Right. It's just weird.

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It's like obvious that she personally is starting

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to like have feelings about it. They like talked

00:18:42.490 --> 00:18:46.029
about it briefly. Right. And definitely when

00:18:46.029 --> 00:18:48.049
she meets up with Alicia, she's talking about

00:18:48.049 --> 00:18:49.650
how like, you know, she's been doing this for

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10 years and maybe she's not sure she wants to

00:18:51.789 --> 00:18:54.660
keep going. like there's got to be more anxiety

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around it than she's letting on especially if

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the minute you know uh weather girl starts asking

00:19:00.140 --> 00:19:03.299
about it that she's just like how dare you ask

00:19:03.299 --> 00:19:05.220
me about my boyfriend who i've already talked

00:19:05.220 --> 00:19:08.839
about you know not weather girl what's her name

00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:16.579
rosie rosie rosie what my immediate take on it

00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:19.609
was she felt a little insecure about it, but

00:19:19.609 --> 00:19:21.269
like she was willing to put up with it for the

00:19:21.269 --> 00:19:25.990
amount of money that she has. And now it's public

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and there's going to be a lot of judgment, which

00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.029
by the way, if you're in an open relationship,

00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:31.109
I don't care. Like, it's not my thing, but like,

00:19:31.130 --> 00:19:33.250
God bless. Like I, it's none of my business.

00:19:33.289 --> 00:19:35.269
I don't care. I'm not a relationship. And I like,

00:19:35.309 --> 00:19:41.849
you have to good for you. But. The bar is really,

00:19:41.950 --> 00:19:44.769
really high in, or low, depending on how you

00:19:44.769 --> 00:19:47.049
look at it. I mean, she's not married to her

00:19:47.049 --> 00:19:50.289
grandfather. So no matter what she's doing in

00:19:50.289 --> 00:19:53.990
housewives world, she's going to be great. Going

00:19:53.990 --> 00:19:58.170
to be fine. Yeah. And what I do appreciate though,

00:19:58.230 --> 00:20:00.650
is that she was honest about the open relationship

00:20:00.650 --> 00:20:02.549
thing. Cause like you have a lot of people, it

00:20:02.549 --> 00:20:06.309
was. oh god who was it on beverly hills that

00:20:06.309 --> 00:20:08.509
like it was so clear that it was happening and

00:20:08.509 --> 00:20:10.369
then like they just wouldn't talk about it oh

00:20:10.369 --> 00:20:15.829
my god who was it an eastern brandy i mean them

00:20:15.829 --> 00:20:19.829
too but like actually no it that became a big

00:20:19.829 --> 00:20:22.670
storyline too where it was like just it's okay

00:20:22.670 --> 00:20:24.809
that you guys hooked up like i no one cares like

00:20:24.809 --> 00:20:29.049
right exactly um she's making a bigger deal by

00:20:29.049 --> 00:20:31.769
making a big deal yes like you're drawing more

00:20:31.769 --> 00:20:34.680
attention to it And also the fact that we can't

00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:38.740
see his face. That was a red flag for me, is

00:20:38.740 --> 00:20:41.700
that like, oh, there's organized crime, because

00:20:41.700 --> 00:20:43.299
it's like, I'm between Miami and Rhode Island.

00:20:43.460 --> 00:20:47.819
Like, it screams mafia. Or B, he's married to

00:20:47.819 --> 00:20:50.079
someone else, and that person does not know about

00:20:50.079 --> 00:20:54.000
this relationship. Oh, I didn't think about that.

00:20:54.079 --> 00:20:58.079
That's ballsy. No, I mean, I really was impressed

00:20:58.079 --> 00:21:00.559
by her just coming, her first thing on, like,

00:21:00.619 --> 00:21:03.839
this is my life. And I thought, oh, cool. She's

00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:05.819
going to own it, and she's not going to be, like,

00:21:05.819 --> 00:21:08.220
embarrassed by it. And if anyone comes for her

00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:09.940
about it, she'll be like, yeah, and so the fuck

00:21:09.940 --> 00:21:16.559
what? But that's not what she did. No. But I

00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:19.039
was watching this live on Bravo last night, and

00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:22.119
it cut right after this. It cut to Dolores Catania

00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:24.839
doing a Centrum vitamin commercial, and I was

00:21:24.839 --> 00:21:28.579
not well about that. Like, I was so mad about

00:21:28.579 --> 00:21:32.140
that. But I mean, is it better than Sutton's

00:21:32.140 --> 00:21:42.079
poop commercial? I hate Sutton. So, yes. That's

00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:44.700
probably a really big check. And I would make

00:21:44.700 --> 00:21:48.359
a million excuses for Dolores. Oh, I literally

00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:51.640
put my notes. She is too good for this. You saw

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.359
what I wrote in my notes later about one Miss

00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:59.359
Dolores Catania. I want her to be okay. And,

00:21:59.460 --> 00:22:01.880
like, if this is what she has to do for a check,

00:22:02.019 --> 00:22:04.039
I will never judge her for it. I want better

00:22:04.039 --> 00:22:06.700
for her, though. It's like Rinna with the diapers.

00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:13.720
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Wait, Rinna did a diaper commercial?

00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:16.380
Sorry, Depends. Yeah, she did a Depends commercial,

00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:18.960
and that was, like, she never stopped talking

00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.279
about it. I mean, she made, like, a million dollars

00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:24.640
for that. I mean, if I made a million dollars

00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:27.880
off it, I'd keep talking about it. Yeah. That

00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:30.180
was when Kim Richards said that she has more

00:22:30.180 --> 00:22:32.779
standards than Lisa Rinna about what she's willing

00:22:32.779 --> 00:22:37.980
to accept. And I said, okay. Ma 'am. Ma 'am.

00:22:37.980 --> 00:22:44.119
When you're right, you're right. We meet Joellen,

00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:47.019
who goes to lunch with her husband, who I would

00:22:47.019 --> 00:22:50.700
climb like a tree. I am so into her husband.

00:22:51.900 --> 00:22:56.130
Really? Oh, yeah. Like, Emma will tell you that.

00:22:56.150 --> 00:23:00.829
We love that for you, Travis. We love that for

00:23:00.829 --> 00:23:06.170
you. No, he's not a bad looking dude. I just,

00:23:06.269 --> 00:23:08.750
he's not, you know, he's a dude. I don't think

00:23:08.750 --> 00:23:12.829
any of them were. I was like, whoa. There are

00:23:12.829 --> 00:23:15.460
a couple husbands in here that you, that. are

00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:17.220
probably going to raise some red flags for you

00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:21.759
but i was into all of them so ashley's husband

00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:24.480
again when we saw ashley's husband like actually

00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:27.200
talking he looked all right but in photos and

00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:30.160
stuff i was like those are some scary ass eyebrows

00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:33.400
what's going on i can get past the eyebrows i

00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:39.779
can be okay with that um so joelle and his best

00:23:39.779 --> 00:23:43.019
friends with kelsey and liz and she's now the

00:23:43.019 --> 00:23:46.029
second person to say people are afraid of her

00:23:46.029 --> 00:23:49.410
specifically so I'm like I feel like a lot of

00:23:49.410 --> 00:23:51.369
these girls want to do that thing of like oh

00:23:51.369 --> 00:23:54.670
like I'm this like big bad like whatever and

00:23:54.670 --> 00:23:58.609
like I want to see how this season shakes out

00:23:58.609 --> 00:23:59.750
because it feels like they're all going to be

00:23:59.750 --> 00:24:03.910
like fighting for the alpha spot yeah I mean

00:24:03.910 --> 00:24:06.609
I think Joellen has like a natural sort of charisma

00:24:06.609 --> 00:24:11.269
about her I agree So I think she's got a presence

00:24:11.269 --> 00:24:13.910
for sure. But I do agree with you that she might

00:24:13.910 --> 00:24:16.529
be talking herself up a little bit too much just

00:24:16.529 --> 00:24:20.329
to kind of, you know, reassure herself. But I

00:24:20.329 --> 00:24:21.849
don't think she really needs to. I think she's

00:24:21.849 --> 00:24:23.890
got a lot of presence and, you know, people are

00:24:23.890 --> 00:24:28.049
naturally, I think, a little bit, you know, vying

00:24:28.049 --> 00:24:33.190
for her attention. I like a hyphen name. I do

00:24:33.190 --> 00:24:36.849
too. I don't know why, I just do. So I'm like,

00:24:36.849 --> 00:24:41.420
yeah. so then rosie goes over to ashley's house

00:24:41.420 --> 00:24:44.220
was it this was i like i stopped i like i haven't

00:24:44.220 --> 00:24:47.099
learned their names yet so like this we'll see

00:24:47.099 --> 00:24:50.480
but um do they all sound do you remember those

00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:54.720
twins from new jersey yeah those ones all sound

00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:58.339
like them to you it's there's a very distinct

00:24:58.339 --> 00:25:01.299
action or sorry accents of because their whole

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:04.019
um their tagline was like you're not saying that

00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:06.319
but that's in trouble Wait, you're not saying

00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:09.400
double. You're saying trouble. They're talking

00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:16.099
right here in their throat, though. Yeah. I have

00:25:16.099 --> 00:25:20.200
to say, I really like Rosie. I like Rosie, too.

00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:23.079
I'm a big fan. I'm into her. I think she's interesting.

00:25:24.079 --> 00:25:31.759
I'm just straight up nosy. I am nosy. Her husband?

00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:41.640
Oh, really? The Sinatra? Yes. Singer, not impersonator.

00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:46.400
The Sinatra singer. Absolutely. Mr. Coffee Shop?

00:25:47.079 --> 00:25:52.319
No, Coffee Shop is Ashley's. Oh my god, they're

00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:55.640
all hot. Yeah, I would plan the Coffee Shop as

00:25:55.640 --> 00:26:00.740
a treat too. Yeah. Yeah, Sinatra's just Sinatra.

00:26:01.869 --> 00:26:07.029
Yeah, you're right. That's Ashley's husband or

00:26:07.029 --> 00:26:09.430
that's Rosie's husband? Rosie's husband is the

00:26:09.430 --> 00:26:12.630
Sinatra impersonator. No, not the singer. He

00:26:12.630 --> 00:26:15.509
will find us and slap us. Yeah, we're going to

00:26:15.509 --> 00:26:19.490
get canceled for that. He's going to send his

00:26:19.490 --> 00:26:26.970
boyfriend after us. The mob. Oh, he's hot too.

00:26:28.990 --> 00:26:36.349
Did you look up Rosie's? Emma knows my type.

00:26:36.690 --> 00:26:40.529
I'm into a man who's a little cringe. We need

00:26:40.529 --> 00:26:43.670
to do a very special episode where we just display

00:26:43.670 --> 00:26:48.329
men and Travis just rates them. Yes. I love this

00:26:48.329 --> 00:26:55.349
idea. We'll narrow in on Travis's type. We used

00:26:55.349 --> 00:26:58.509
to walk around Indianapolis saying, I can fix

00:26:58.509 --> 00:27:03.500
him. The big part of my charm is that I always

00:27:03.500 --> 00:27:08.740
believe I can fix a man. It's possible, man.

00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:15.220
Believe and achieve. I don't know what's happening,

00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:19.160
by the way. I'm sorry. Is your fan on right now?

00:27:19.259 --> 00:27:23.519
I have another fan. It's okay. It's just the

00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.220
lights flickering. I was sure it was because

00:27:26.220 --> 00:27:30.210
the fan was going. No. I turned it off because

00:27:30.210 --> 00:27:35.970
of that. I don't know what. Well, it's fine.

00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:40.289
So apparently Joellen's a big bitch to everyone

00:27:40.289 --> 00:27:44.130
and Rosie is nervous about seeing her at whatever

00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:47.289
party they're going to. And then they drop a

00:27:47.289 --> 00:27:51.109
little joke. I may have like misheard this, but

00:27:51.109 --> 00:27:54.170
they dropped a little nugget about Joellen being

00:27:54.170 --> 00:27:56.410
a swinger. Like, was that, did I catch that?

00:27:56.869 --> 00:28:00.759
By the way. I'll swing with her husband. That's

00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:04.720
fine. It's like they say she's a swinger. She's

00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.740
denied she's a swinger. There's also, was she,

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.539
someone made reference to her husband was with

00:28:11.539 --> 00:28:15.240
her sister before. And there's also a reference

00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:20.680
to Joellen hooked up with her boss at one point

00:28:20.680 --> 00:28:24.799
and then the boss's wife. Oh, so Joellen's bi?

00:28:27.009 --> 00:28:31.309
That's the rumor, it seems. Cool. Or just, like,

00:28:31.329 --> 00:28:33.430
adventurous? She said she had a threesome in

00:28:33.430 --> 00:28:35.529
the whole... Okay, I have to stop this right

00:28:35.529 --> 00:28:40.029
now. Are we really doing a game this soon into

00:28:40.029 --> 00:28:43.109
the franchise? Hey, everybody, let's play a game.

00:28:43.150 --> 00:28:45.750
Why? Why are we doing this? And especially never

00:28:45.750 --> 00:28:51.529
have I ever in broad daylight at a picnic. Wait,

00:28:51.589 --> 00:28:55.869
how... Hang on. Go back and say what word...

00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:00.059
Where did they do it? Someone said a picnic.

00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:01.940
Yeah, that's what they said. I think it was Alicia

00:29:01.940 --> 00:29:04.740
who said it. Oh, I thought, I was like, I genuinely

00:29:04.740 --> 00:29:06.259
thought that's how you were saying it. And I

00:29:06.259 --> 00:29:10.140
was like, oh no, no. No, we're not Yogi Bear.

00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:18.480
We're not picnic baskets. I was like, diva. okay

00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:21.279
so the whole never have I ever game Emma knows

00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:24.220
this about me more than anyone I love never have

00:29:24.220 --> 00:29:26.299
I ever and more than anything I love two truths

00:29:26.299 --> 00:29:31.180
and a lie and I actually really appreciated it

00:29:31.180 --> 00:29:33.259
because I was like oh because it's very obvious

00:29:33.259 --> 00:29:35.180
these women didn't know each other that well

00:29:35.180 --> 00:29:37.180
like there were a couple of friendships in the

00:29:37.180 --> 00:29:38.420
group they're all getting to know each other

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:41.309
like I was fine with that piece of it I feel

00:29:41.309 --> 00:29:43.609
like Never Have I Ever is not a getting to know

00:29:43.609 --> 00:29:48.470
you game. Really? Yeah. I think it's the best

00:29:48.470 --> 00:29:52.009
getting to know you game. Really? Yes. Interesting.

00:29:52.690 --> 00:29:57.410
I thought of it more as like a college drinking

00:29:57.410 --> 00:29:59.890
game. I always think of it as a drinking game

00:29:59.890 --> 00:30:03.490
as well. Well, you used to be in my team meetings,

00:30:03.589 --> 00:30:05.950
Emma, where I would say like, oh, let's do an

00:30:05.950 --> 00:30:09.160
icebreaker, two truths and a lie. I feel like

00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:12.339
two truths and a lie is different. Is that crazy?

00:30:14.700 --> 00:30:18.640
It's much more innocent in my head. Okay. That's

00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:20.759
fair. I do like that the first thing was, I've

00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:24.720
never done butt stuff. And I was like, that went

00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:27.680
really well for me because I was like, okay,

00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.240
so you only like it if the guy has a skinny dick.

00:30:30.380 --> 00:30:37.619
That's strange. And then like, But I do like

00:30:37.619 --> 00:30:39.099
that they were all like, yeah, I've done it.

00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:44.079
Whatever. You know if Sutton was playing that

00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:46.079
game and that came up, it would not have gone

00:30:46.079 --> 00:30:49.680
well. She would have walked out. Y 'all, I'm

00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:51.880
putting on my pants and I'm leaving. I have to

00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:56.619
call Viva. I put myself in jail, by the way,

00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:01.200
for the light situation. Oh. It just looks like

00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:05.220
the back of my house. It's fine. Here I just

00:31:05.220 --> 00:31:07.400
got you into a fancy coffee shop and you're,

00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:15.460
you know, making your way downtown. So then we

00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.339
go over to the, okay, so we're at the picnic.

00:31:17.420 --> 00:31:19.640
Rosie shoots some content for her road trip and

00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:23.279
blog and Joelle, I love Joelle and just hating

00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:28.019
on it so much because like I do appreciate someone

00:31:28.019 --> 00:31:30.279
that is just a full -blown hater. Like I really

00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:36.359
like that. Yeah. Yeah, I did enjoy that. I don't

00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:40.839
know. Joellen's still being a little too performative,

00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:44.980
though. Do you think so? Yeah, I think so. Some

00:31:44.980 --> 00:31:47.339
of it's natural. Some of it's just, I'm going

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:53.799
to amp up my bitch reputation. I feel like it

00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:56.839
contrasts so much with this Miss America thing

00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:02.140
that she has going on. It's weird. Was she the...

00:32:03.910 --> 00:32:07.769
No, I know, but in her confessional and stuff,

00:32:07.869 --> 00:32:14.130
Joellen with her swoop, it's like I see two very

00:32:14.130 --> 00:32:17.289
different people coming out of her. She's very

00:32:17.289 --> 00:32:19.390
polished, but then she also will get down in

00:32:19.390 --> 00:32:27.509
the dirt. That's fair. Yeah, exactly. The girls

00:32:27.509 --> 00:32:29.150
start to show up. They have Dunkin' Donuts, and

00:32:29.150 --> 00:32:33.069
I didn't... I, like, forgot that that was, like,

00:32:33.069 --> 00:32:34.609
such an East Coast. Like, even when I lived on

00:32:34.609 --> 00:32:37.009
the East Coast, like, I forgot that it was such

00:32:37.009 --> 00:32:40.690
a big deal, like, to these people. Because, God,

00:32:40.990 --> 00:32:42.829
like, it is, like, it's, like, a cult for some

00:32:42.829 --> 00:32:48.329
people. I love regional foods. Like, regional

00:32:48.329 --> 00:32:50.789
fast foods, especially. Like, I just love that

00:32:50.789 --> 00:32:53.730
shit. It is amazing. Whenever I would go back

00:32:53.730 --> 00:32:56.410
east, I used to get really excited about getting

00:32:56.410 --> 00:32:58.589
Dunkin' Donuts because we don't have those in

00:32:58.589 --> 00:33:01.490
California. Then when they started opening in

00:33:01.490 --> 00:33:04.329
California, I was like, I get to get Dunkin'

00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:08.890
Donuts. I will tell you, I am so disappointed

00:33:08.890 --> 00:33:11.170
by Dunkin' Donuts. Now that I can get them whenever

00:33:11.170 --> 00:33:13.589
I want, I'm like, what is the fucking hype about

00:33:13.589 --> 00:33:17.019
all of this? I do not understand it. It's not

00:33:17.019 --> 00:33:19.259
good. It never, like, even on the East Coast,

00:33:19.339 --> 00:33:21.000
where it's, like, it's, that is the thing. It's

00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:23.940
not good there, either. And then, like, they

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:25.559
have, like, the coffee is, like, their entire

00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:28.259
thing, and, like, I don't think their coffee's

00:33:28.259 --> 00:33:32.619
good. Oh, you like their coffee? No. Oh, okay,

00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:40.759
yeah. Their coffee's trash. Yeah. Okay. Um. Sorry,

00:33:41.980 --> 00:33:47.079
man. Oh, fuck. That's what I love about going

00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:48.900
to different parts of the country. What kind

00:33:48.900 --> 00:33:51.220
of trash food do they have that I can't get at

00:33:51.220 --> 00:33:55.660
home? It's so good. When I was in Dallas for

00:33:55.660 --> 00:33:58.700
Podcast Movement, I was so excited to tell Emma

00:33:58.700 --> 00:34:01.900
that I had had Wawa twice at the airport. What

00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:08.960
was it? Whataburger. It's just a burger. You're

00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:13.639
like, okay. It changed my life. It feels that

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:15.940
way. Do you have thoughts on In -N -Out Burger?

00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:20.139
I've never had an In -N -Out Burger, but in my

00:34:20.139 --> 00:34:22.920
head, it's the most delicious thing that's ever

00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:26.119
existed. It's trash. It tastes like something

00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:27.920
you can make at home, and I'm like, well, I don't

00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:30.400
want to go to a store and get that. I want something

00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:33.099
that tastes like, I want Square Wendy's hamburger.

00:34:33.260 --> 00:34:37.079
That's what I want. I want Square Burger. I randomly

00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:41.239
missed Checkers, though. I love Checkers. We

00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:43.739
have rallies here. Yeah, it's the same thing.

00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:46.000
It's like Carl's Jr. and Hardee's is the same

00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:47.280
thing. I don't know why they call it different

00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.579
things at different parts of the country. It's

00:34:49.579 --> 00:34:53.079
so good. Remember when Hardee's had hot dogs

00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:55.980
back when I was growing up? I don't want to remember

00:34:55.980 --> 00:35:00.039
that. They have really underrated breakfast.

00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:04.639
Have you had those cinnamon rolls with the raisins

00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:09.050
in them? So good. They're insane. Hardee's? Great

00:35:09.050 --> 00:35:14.510
breakfast, Hardee's. Email me. Hardee's, your

00:35:14.510 --> 00:35:20.949
bestie approved. Oh, and then I put on my notes,

00:35:21.090 --> 00:35:24.909
oh, Ashley's husband is hot too. We've established

00:35:24.909 --> 00:35:29.150
that. I couldn't wait to talk about it. We're

00:35:29.150 --> 00:35:32.030
nothing if not going out of order. I love that

00:35:32.030 --> 00:35:33.710
you have the whole notes and you like to go,

00:35:33.750 --> 00:35:40.519
but sometimes things just need to be said. um

00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:43.980
oh and then so and i appreciated this so ashley's

00:35:43.980 --> 00:35:46.480
not from rhode island and she calls out the constant

00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:48.639
mentions of rhode island and about being from

00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:50.679
rhode island because she's not from there and

00:35:50.679 --> 00:35:52.079
i was like thank god someone said it because

00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:57.619
like it the and i i feel like the the like previews

00:35:57.619 --> 00:35:59.320
of the season made it out to be like it was gonna

00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:01.420
be said a lot more but i was like if i have to

00:36:01.420 --> 00:36:02.980
hear about how they're from the smallest state

00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:04.920
with the biggest attitude i'll kill myself like

00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:09.480
yeah That is kind of their whole thing is that

00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:14.719
this date is small. You got it. Okay. Understood.

00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:21.360
You got a lobster roll. Great. You actually talked

00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:23.400
to some people who are from Rhode Island, but

00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.500
not like obviously the rich parts of Rhode Island.

00:36:25.780 --> 00:36:28.739
There's obviously like a hugely, you know, wealth

00:36:28.739 --> 00:36:31.420
element, but pretty much like. when you're not

00:36:31.420 --> 00:36:33.519
in these wealthy enclaves they're just saying

00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:35.900
that a lot of rhode island just looks really

00:36:35.900 --> 00:36:40.360
dumpy and ordinary you're driving through all

00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:42.519
these kind of you know neighborhoods that are

00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:45.699
just trailer trailer abandoned houses and suddenly

00:36:45.699 --> 00:36:50.199
you're in this neighborhood what long island

00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.179
was like when you were driving out to the hamptons

00:36:52.179 --> 00:36:54.320
because like the hamptons is like it's right

00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:57.840
at the end of long island and but getting there

00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:02.349
it's like oh this is poor people so yeah it's

00:37:02.349 --> 00:37:06.889
exactly the same thing yeah um what else is in

00:37:06.889 --> 00:37:09.730
oh so they start talking about kelsey going through

00:37:09.730 --> 00:37:15.150
it with that man and like i have a feeling she's

00:37:15.150 --> 00:37:16.909
gonna suck the life out of this group like every

00:37:16.909 --> 00:37:18.750
time this whole thing comes up about like i can't

00:37:18.750 --> 00:37:20.670
like i'm not happy my relationship i'm ready

00:37:20.670 --> 00:37:23.760
to find something like you're hot you were miss

00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:25.980
rhode island like go go find literally anyone

00:37:25.980 --> 00:37:28.480
like i'm sure any guy would be lucky to have

00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:32.159
you but like it's it's i i'm already tired of

00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:33.719
hearing about how she's not happy in a relationship

00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:36.500
and she needs to find she also keeps she keeps

00:37:36.500 --> 00:37:39.079
stressing that she's 30 like oh my god i'm 30

00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:40.960
i've like given so much of my life to this guy

00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:46.019
and i'm like calm down i promise you're gonna

00:37:46.019 --> 00:37:49.320
you're gonna be 31 one day and like it's gonna

00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:55.179
be worse So question for you though. Yes. Let's

00:37:55.179 --> 00:37:58.900
say you were kept for 10 years and you wanted,

00:37:58.940 --> 00:38:04.059
you lived a life of leisure for 10 years. Would

00:38:04.059 --> 00:38:07.840
that weigh on you after a while? No. Like you

00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:09.920
just keep on going. You wouldn't be worried about

00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:11.659
him like pulling the rug out from underneath

00:38:11.659 --> 00:38:14.460
you or anything like that. If I were in Ashley's

00:38:14.460 --> 00:38:18.940
situation, wait, is it Ashley? No. Kelsey's situation

00:38:18.940 --> 00:38:21.719
if I were in her situation I would ride the wheels

00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:23.960
off of that thing I'm telling you right now like

00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.000
I'm 10 years in and this man is putting me up

00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.679
in this house that is like a castle and yeah

00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.260
he's got another wife or like maybe two more

00:38:33.260 --> 00:38:37.500
girlfriends somewhere okay like I know what I

00:38:37.500 --> 00:38:40.840
signed up for if anything babe open your side

00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:44.119
of the relationship like it sounds like you could

00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:48.570
run free and still He's not there six months

00:38:48.570 --> 00:38:52.130
of the year. For me, I can see how if you're

00:38:52.130 --> 00:38:54.469
going to get emotional and start thinking, I

00:38:54.469 --> 00:38:57.070
want something more. I can see where she might

00:38:57.070 --> 00:39:00.809
go there, but you're there. You're already there

00:39:00.809 --> 00:39:04.190
living this life. Enjoy it. Do what you said,

00:39:04.230 --> 00:39:07.789
Emma. Open it up. Have it. If he was there every

00:39:07.789 --> 00:39:12.010
day and I had to deal with him disappearing on

00:39:12.010 --> 00:39:13.610
me and I'm going to go over to my other house

00:39:13.610 --> 00:39:16.829
now, he's gone for six months of the year. He

00:39:16.829 --> 00:39:18.730
lives in Miami six months of the year. What are

00:39:18.730 --> 00:39:22.769
you talking about? Come on, girl. But also, I'd

00:39:22.769 --> 00:39:24.869
squirrel away some money and I'd take some online

00:39:24.869 --> 00:39:28.090
classes and prepare for when I get dropped eventually

00:39:28.090 --> 00:39:31.449
for the younger model. Yeah, she definitely needs

00:39:31.449 --> 00:39:36.389
to have her own fallback. And I imagine, like,

00:39:36.389 --> 00:39:38.769
you know how some of the housewives will go on

00:39:38.769 --> 00:39:42.170
housewives to get divorced, like what's -her

00:39:42.170 --> 00:39:46.219
-face in New York did that Bethany hated? I imagine

00:39:46.219 --> 00:39:48.119
that this is going to very quickly become one

00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:50.619
of those situations where like, oh, you put our

00:39:50.619 --> 00:39:52.739
lives on blast. Like, I'm done with you. Like,

00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.539
I have a feeling like this, the first season

00:39:55.539 --> 00:39:57.320
with this man will be the only season with that

00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.420
man. Well, funny enough, she said on Watch What

00:40:00.420 --> 00:40:03.599
Happens that he is a huge reality fan and he

00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:05.900
knew all about the housewives and he encouraged

00:40:05.900 --> 00:40:08.360
her to do the show, but he does not want to be

00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:12.320
on the show, but he knows all about it. Do you

00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:15.079
know who else encouraged his wife to become a

00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:20.880
housewife? Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer. Cools

00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:24.780
Weinstein's husband also did that. Oh, right.

00:40:25.300 --> 00:40:35.699
That is not a good sign for you, Diva. This is

00:40:35.699 --> 00:40:39.380
a new play, Never Have I Ever, or whatever. Then

00:40:39.380 --> 00:40:41.039
Rosie starts talking about the open relationship

00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:45.380
and then Joellen just hates Rosie. Like, oh,

00:40:45.380 --> 00:40:53.179
look, it's a little cat. What? What's the name?

00:40:53.880 --> 00:41:00.980
This is Babs. Gabrielle. We call her Babs. Sorry,

00:41:02.340 --> 00:41:05.960
I scared her away by touching her. She doesn't

00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.320
like being touched? She doesn't like being picked

00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:13.780
up. No. It's on her terms or nothing. That's

00:41:13.780 --> 00:41:15.380
how most cats are, though, I feel like. It's

00:41:15.380 --> 00:41:17.159
just like, you'll love me the way I want to be

00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:20.820
loved or you won't be loved. She's like, where

00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:24.179
are you approaching? We have a little cuddle

00:41:24.179 --> 00:41:26.239
bug who would just come up and just plop on your

00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:29.559
lap and be like, give me attention. That's how

00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:32.940
my dog is. It's the greatest thing ever. I can

00:41:32.940 --> 00:41:42.019
actually show you. Oh, you know what? The background

00:41:42.019 --> 00:41:49.980
was not going to pick up my crazy dog. He's a

00:41:49.980 --> 00:41:56.199
Pomeranian poodle mix. Yeah, he has a poodle

00:41:56.199 --> 00:42:00.159
coat, but he doesn't look like a poodle. Makes

00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:05.750
it even better. Very nice. Sorry, little pet

00:42:05.750 --> 00:42:12.150
corner. I love it. What's your dog, Travis? He's

00:42:12.150 --> 00:42:16.409
a mutt. I have no idea. He's a little trash dog.

00:42:17.010 --> 00:42:20.429
You can't even compare him to a breed. He doesn't

00:42:20.429 --> 00:42:22.570
look like a lab. He doesn't look like a pit bull.

00:42:23.050 --> 00:42:25.570
Maybe a little, but not really. You can tell

00:42:25.570 --> 00:42:27.929
he has pit bull in him, but all mutts do. All

00:42:27.929 --> 00:42:31.210
rescue dogs do. I have no idea what he is, though.

00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:36.940
yeah he's like brindle like kind of stripey yeah

00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:40.260
i have to say i'm loving this video situation

00:42:40.260 --> 00:42:42.440
because emma keeps looking up occasionally because

00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:44.840
on my phone she's underneath travis it's a whole

00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:52.800
brady bunch thing it's the cutest thing ever

00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:58.280
i'm loving it um no but boomer's just a little

00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:02.670
my he's great um like i wish i like he's like

00:43:02.670 --> 00:43:04.630
at my he stays at my dad's house like during

00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:06.570
the day and like when i'm doing literally anything

00:43:06.570 --> 00:43:09.449
because my dad is his best friend like he worships

00:43:09.449 --> 00:43:13.369
the ground my dad walks on so um son i'll have

00:43:13.369 --> 00:43:15.030
him here sunday and you guys can meet him sunday

00:43:15.030 --> 00:43:20.750
oh or monday monday sorry whatever um but where

00:43:20.750 --> 00:43:25.570
were we oh so yeah no joellen hates rosie like

00:43:25.570 --> 00:43:27.510
it is the most evident thing i've ever seen in

00:43:27.510 --> 00:43:30.710
my life and i again love a hater love it love

00:43:30.710 --> 00:43:36.289
it love it And then Rosie gets in, or she starts

00:43:36.289 --> 00:43:37.670
talking about how she invited Joellen to this

00:43:37.670 --> 00:43:40.889
picnic, even though Joellen was mean to her.

00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:43.469
And when she starts saying this, I'm just like,

00:43:43.510 --> 00:43:45.269
of course you did. You guys were on a show together.

00:43:45.469 --> 00:43:49.510
It's the opening like event. Of course you invited

00:43:49.510 --> 00:43:51.809
her because you had to, because you had a call

00:43:51.809 --> 00:43:54.929
sheet that she had to be on. And like, I, I want

00:43:54.929 --> 00:43:58.119
to. i want to like get away from this thing of

00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.280
like we can't break the fourth wall i really

00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:03.400
really really do because like it is the most

00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:05.099
exhausting thing to me when these women can't

00:44:05.099 --> 00:44:08.519
just say they're on a show together i don't mind

00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:10.780
it like when it's i think in this case it's the

00:44:10.780 --> 00:44:12.880
first episode they shouldn't be breaking the

00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.820
first wall but like you know two seasons three

00:44:15.820 --> 00:44:18.199
seasons in i think it's only natural to do that

00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:24.969
yeah so fair um were you confused Alicia says

00:44:24.969 --> 00:44:26.829
we rented a house and then suddenly went into

00:44:26.829 --> 00:44:30.869
a closet filled with clothes. Joellen. Oh, Joellen,

00:44:31.030 --> 00:44:35.670
sorry. For the whole party. She's getting ready

00:44:35.670 --> 00:44:37.750
for the party and she's like, we rented a house.

00:44:38.510 --> 00:44:40.190
Oh, I thought they were getting ready at their

00:44:40.190 --> 00:44:42.710
house and then going to... That's what they did,

00:44:42.769 --> 00:44:44.889
but I was so confused because I thought they

00:44:44.889 --> 00:44:48.510
were at the rental house. So many things confused

00:44:48.510 --> 00:44:50.070
me because I was like, this is a really weird

00:44:50.070 --> 00:44:53.239
rental house. She goes in the other room and

00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:54.800
there's a closet full of clothes. Like, did she

00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.920
bring her? And that's what dumb, dumb me was

00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.699
like. I was like, what are you talking about?

00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:06.300
It's the weirdest thing. I found it weird that

00:45:06.300 --> 00:45:09.679
she rented a house when, like, they all live

00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:12.199
in palaces. Like, I don't know why they rented

00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:14.219
a house for anything else. And then they went

00:45:14.219 --> 00:45:18.260
outside for the, um. like to do this the sparklers

00:45:18.260 --> 00:45:20.559
or whatever and i was like oh now i get it because

00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:22.300
like the the view is like what you run at the

00:45:22.300 --> 00:45:26.460
house for exactly yeah exactly that's true um

00:45:26.460 --> 00:45:29.900
instagram possibilities and the ability to fall

00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:32.260
down a hill in your heel your heels yeah you

00:45:32.260 --> 00:45:33.699
know when you're on your way to the fire pit

00:45:33.699 --> 00:45:41.760
um so we come back to like the picnic the joellen

00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:43.679
and rosie are still fighting rosie starts crying

00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.699
and like I immediately was like, oh, this is

00:45:46.699 --> 00:45:48.400
going to be one of those like Jen Shaw, Mary

00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:50.480
Cosby things that never gets resolved. Like they're

00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:53.920
going to hate each other forever. And then Joellen

00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:58.380
does something that all of my entire family does.

00:45:58.440 --> 00:45:59.860
Like when we're getting into a knockdown drag

00:45:59.860 --> 00:46:01.440
out fight and no one wants to take accountability,

00:46:01.780 --> 00:46:03.500
Joellen says, let's just start over. Let's just

00:46:03.500 --> 00:46:06.639
start over and it'll be okay. And that's like,

00:46:06.699 --> 00:46:10.320
this is a trigger for me. But you still hate

00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:12.500
me, so we're not really starting over. We're

00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:14.719
just saying we're going to start over. No, you

00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.900
can't say that because that's the whole point.

00:46:17.260 --> 00:46:22.219
You can't acknowledge that. It's like a non -waterproof

00:46:22.219 --> 00:46:26.760
band -aid. It's going to come off. Yeah. Emma's

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:29.400
laughing right now because she knows how my family

00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:35.079
operates. It's just like a dry erase board. Oops.

00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:42.340
Every time we see that sort of thing happen on

00:46:42.340 --> 00:46:44.320
a housewife show where it's like, you know what?

00:46:44.420 --> 00:46:47.219
Let's just start over. I know that I'm a grudge

00:46:47.219 --> 00:46:49.280
-holding motherfucker that like, okay, I'll say

00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:51.619
that, but there's no way we're starting over

00:46:51.619 --> 00:46:53.239
because I'm going to remember this for the rest

00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:56.500
of my life. Right. You can think we're starting

00:46:56.500 --> 00:46:58.800
over, sure, but I'm never speaking to you again.

00:46:59.099 --> 00:47:03.400
I do believe and know about Joellen. She's not

00:47:03.400 --> 00:47:08.380
starting over. no no but like i i know her for

00:47:08.380 --> 00:47:11.059
15 minutes and like i do know she's never started

00:47:11.059 --> 00:47:13.260
over a day in her life like that's something

00:47:13.260 --> 00:47:16.199
i can keep score but is that something i i do

00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:18.300
wonder because i don't have a lot of you know

00:47:18.300 --> 00:47:20.619
i'm not obviously not a woman and i'm not part

00:47:20.619 --> 00:47:22.820
of a lot of female relationships but like is

00:47:22.820 --> 00:47:25.679
that something that's prevalent in a lot of women's

00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:30.760
lives with like yeah move on it's not worth it

00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:35.159
you know yes Yes, we say that because we can't

00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:37.199
resolve anything because everyone thinks they're

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.659
right. And it's hard. It's hard. And I don't

00:47:40.659 --> 00:47:42.500
want to generalize all women like that because

00:47:42.500 --> 00:47:45.400
I'm sure some people are not petty and can come

00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:48.099
to an agreement with their friends. But that's

00:47:48.099 --> 00:47:51.659
not me. I tell everyone in my family is like

00:47:51.659 --> 00:47:53.920
this, though. Every single one of them. You kind

00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.320
of sometimes, in my experience, you just don't

00:47:57.320 --> 00:47:59.760
talk for a few weeks and then you'll both text

00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:03.239
each other. I still love you. And then you hang

00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:06.840
out again and move on. Yeah, I think for me and

00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:09.659
like a lot of my male friendships, like we just,

00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:12.219
we ignore it. And that's kind of how it ends

00:48:12.219 --> 00:48:14.239
up happening. We never actually address, let's

00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.199
just start over. We're just like, how about you

00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:18.679
go fuck off for a while and then we'll figure

00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:21.619
it out later. You know, that sort of thing. Yeah.

00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:27.480
It's hard to push that down, I think. I have

00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:32.969
one guy friend who like, that we have had to

00:48:32.969 --> 00:48:34.809
do the whole like oh like let's let's start over

00:48:34.809 --> 00:48:37.010
everything's okay thing with like in M &S I'm

00:48:37.010 --> 00:48:41.070
talking about but like it's so wildly uncomfortable

00:48:41.070 --> 00:48:43.389
because I'm just like no we can't start over

00:48:43.389 --> 00:48:45.449
because you are a nightmare like you're a nightmare

00:48:45.449 --> 00:48:48.809
of a person like I we we have to like if we're

00:48:48.809 --> 00:48:50.369
going to continue to be friends we have to like

00:48:50.369 --> 00:48:52.949
get through the gross part and be honest with

00:48:52.949 --> 00:48:57.250
each other it whatever but now I am glad I can't

00:48:57.250 --> 00:48:59.289
I can't do the let's start over thing like that's

00:48:59.289 --> 00:49:07.800
I I can't but I'm glad to know that that's real

00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:10.519
and it's not just something like, hey, just say

00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:14.860
let's start over. Right. They're just like, I

00:49:14.860 --> 00:49:23.880
don't like this one. Let's... So Ashley goes...

00:49:24.250 --> 00:49:26.349
see her husband at the coffee shop her macbook

00:49:26.349 --> 00:49:28.510
is super old like that's like one thing i picked

00:49:28.510 --> 00:49:30.269
up on and i don't know why that bothered me so

00:49:30.269 --> 00:49:35.349
much i thought it was endearing no it's an intel

00:49:35.349 --> 00:49:43.969
mac i was like she's not putting on a show she's

00:49:43.969 --> 00:49:48.369
a real person well good i'm glad that you saw

00:49:48.369 --> 00:49:51.159
it Or it's the first time she actually opened

00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:56.179
that MacBook in years. What exactly was she doing?

00:49:56.980 --> 00:50:02.579
I don't know. I love when some of these housewives

00:50:02.579 --> 00:50:05.679
go and pretend that they have a job and do something.

00:50:08.380 --> 00:50:11.980
The one that owned the chiropractic clinics.

00:50:12.460 --> 00:50:16.199
Oh, Mia. She went and she was like, I'm going

00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:19.320
to go fold some papers to put them on this table.

00:50:19.340 --> 00:50:21.579
No, you're not. You don't know who these people

00:50:21.579 --> 00:50:26.500
are. Stop. Well, now she's saying that she's

00:50:26.500 --> 00:50:31.599
an influencer, as is her husband. So maybe she's

00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:37.559
editing some videos. Brand deals, looking busy,

00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:42.860
et cetera. Oh, go ahead. i was gonna say i bet

00:50:42.860 --> 00:50:45.440
during filming it's nice to have somewhere for

00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:48.840
your eyes to go you know what i mean like the

00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:51.019
macbook's kind of smart because then you're not

00:50:51.019 --> 00:50:55.800
just like oh that's a good point actually that

00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:59.219
is i like that while he was just making coffee

00:50:59.219 --> 00:51:01.320
for people and like uh -huh and they were trying

00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:03.820
to play that whole like like she's irritated

00:51:03.820 --> 00:51:06.510
because he's not listening to her but like What

00:51:06.510 --> 00:51:08.469
does she expect? He's trying to make this business

00:51:08.469 --> 00:51:13.889
run with all his chutzpah. Audrey's in trouble,

00:51:13.989 --> 00:51:22.849
y 'all. This fight was so relevant because my

00:51:22.849 --> 00:51:25.809
granny and papa have had this fight literally

00:51:25.809 --> 00:51:27.610
within the last two weeks since my papa will

00:51:27.610 --> 00:51:32.269
not retire. My granny's like, you're doing too

00:51:32.269 --> 00:51:35.630
much. I need more attention. I'm just like, I

00:51:35.630 --> 00:51:41.630
know how this story goes. I don't know. He did

00:51:41.630 --> 00:51:45.269
look in his element. His coffee shop was really

00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:48.190
cute. I mean, if I was one to hang out at coffee

00:51:48.190 --> 00:51:51.570
shops, I would hang out at that one. I grew a

00:51:51.570 --> 00:51:57.170
coffee shop and lounge. So you can pretend to

00:51:57.170 --> 00:52:01.380
work there. Lounge just seems more like a nighttime

00:52:01.380 --> 00:52:04.840
thing. Go to the lounge. Maybe they have open

00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:06.860
mic nights and things like that. They do trivia

00:52:06.860 --> 00:52:10.739
night and things like that. I can't do trivia

00:52:10.739 --> 00:52:15.800
if I'm sober. That's not fun. What is this? Jeopardy?

00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:22.610
I know, right? So then Joellen and her hot husband

00:52:22.610 --> 00:52:24.269
are getting ready for their 4th of July party.

00:52:24.630 --> 00:52:27.030
The girls start showing up and it's beautiful

00:52:27.030 --> 00:52:29.590
outside. They have a cannoli station, which I

00:52:29.590 --> 00:52:34.329
love so much. And then my queen, Dolores, shows

00:52:34.329 --> 00:52:36.590
up. I was so excited. I love her so much. I'm

00:52:36.590 --> 00:52:38.170
glad she was there for the first episode. I was

00:52:38.170 --> 00:52:42.670
so happy. She's like, oh yeah, Liz said you should

00:52:42.670 --> 00:52:44.570
come and check out Rhode Island. So I'm renting

00:52:44.570 --> 00:52:47.449
a house and Polly's with me. Just like how you

00:52:47.449 --> 00:52:50.780
do. Not getting paid. Not a friend of. No, not

00:52:50.780 --> 00:52:55.360
at all. Just hanging out. It's like a cameo.

00:52:55.760 --> 00:52:59.659
I loved it. It was so needed, though. I was so

00:52:59.659 --> 00:53:03.679
happy to see her. There are few people I love

00:53:03.679 --> 00:53:06.679
as much as I love Dolores Catania. I could find

00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:08.940
out she's MAGA tomorrow and I'd be like, I can

00:53:08.940 --> 00:53:13.829
get past it. I'll figure it out. I don't see

00:53:13.829 --> 00:53:17.590
that for her though. I hope not. Deeply and truly

00:53:17.590 --> 00:53:19.550
in my soul because I want better for her and

00:53:19.550 --> 00:53:22.610
I want nothing but the best for her. I would

00:53:22.610 --> 00:53:26.090
be able to figure it out. I've seen you so caring

00:53:26.090 --> 00:53:30.170
and empathetic, I like to think. She could never

00:53:30.170 --> 00:53:33.250
be MAGA. Right. There's also a lot of people,

00:53:33.329 --> 00:53:36.389
I think a lot of people who were close to Trump

00:53:36.389 --> 00:53:39.110
in New York in that era where he was big before

00:53:39.110 --> 00:53:41.909
presidency just know he's full of shit. And I

00:53:41.909 --> 00:53:44.489
feel like a lot of people in that proximity would

00:53:44.489 --> 00:53:47.010
just be like, that motherfucker, you know? That's

00:53:47.010 --> 00:53:50.269
true. New York is very blue, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:53:51.809 --> 00:53:56.250
What else? Sorry, I keep looking at the baby

00:53:56.250 --> 00:53:58.909
monitor. I'm not, like, ticking. I'm just like...

00:53:58.909 --> 00:54:03.150
Oh, you're fine. I figured. I don't know why

00:54:03.150 --> 00:54:04.750
I wrote this, but I just wrote, God, Dolores

00:54:04.750 --> 00:54:07.570
is so hot. Like, what an absolute woman. I love

00:54:07.570 --> 00:54:12.050
her. She is so hot. I mean, she looked amazing,

00:54:12.070 --> 00:54:15.329
what she's wearing. And I'm 48, and I wouldn't

00:54:15.329 --> 00:54:17.650
bear my midriff to save my life. And yet she's

00:54:17.650 --> 00:54:20.309
sitting there wearing tank tops and all this

00:54:20.309 --> 00:54:25.110
stuff. I mean, she looks amazing. Her face. Yes.

00:54:25.309 --> 00:54:29.190
Stunning face. Love her. I loved her on Traitors.

00:54:29.210 --> 00:54:32.369
I forgot that she was on Traitors until I watched

00:54:32.369 --> 00:54:34.210
her on Rhode Island. And I was like, hold on.

00:54:35.309 --> 00:54:38.579
She was under the radar. for a lot of traders

00:54:38.579 --> 00:54:42.460
until the end. Yeah. She played it well. Right,

00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.820
because she's so smart and perfect. I like that

00:54:46.820 --> 00:54:50.679
she was like, that she was just, you know, when

00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:52.440
she got there, she was listening and kind of

00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.019
taking it all in and assessing like, okay, she's

00:54:55.019 --> 00:54:57.559
like this, she's like that, and like asking questions

00:54:57.559 --> 00:54:59.960
and like really like putting on her listening

00:54:59.960 --> 00:55:02.480
ears of like, all right, she might be full of

00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:05.420
shit, you know, she might be cool. Are you talking

00:55:05.420 --> 00:55:06.880
about traders or are you talking about Rhode

00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:15.380
Island? Yes. No, I agree, and I do like that

00:55:15.380 --> 00:55:17.280
she sits back and plays it cool, but I also know

00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:20.840
who we love that she can turn into is when Margaret

00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:23.360
was saying, oh, well, remember you said this,

00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:25.500
and Dolores very clearly did not want to deal

00:55:25.500 --> 00:55:27.199
with it. She goes, you lying cunt! I was like,

00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:34.380
oh! Yay! Margaret was just like... Well, I don't

00:55:34.380 --> 00:55:36.179
think Margaret knew what to do with it, but I...

00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:39.019
I watched that happen, and the first thing I

00:55:39.019 --> 00:55:40.900
did was send it immediately to Emma, and I was

00:55:40.900 --> 00:55:43.320
like, this is everything I've ever lived for.

00:55:44.820 --> 00:55:48.280
I love it so much. I've never been so thrilled.

00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:51.880
Do you think we're going to get Dolores more

00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:54.360
than just this one episode? I pray to God with

00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:56.960
you. So the whole season, she's going to be there?

00:55:57.059 --> 00:55:58.699
It's not just popping in? She ran in a house.

00:55:59.099 --> 00:56:03.139
She has a cast photo with the cast, so I assume

00:56:03.139 --> 00:56:06.789
so. Was she in the intro? What's her face? no

00:56:06.789 --> 00:56:08.730
no no she's got like because some of the friends

00:56:08.730 --> 00:56:10.409
that will get like cast photos she's got like

00:56:10.409 --> 00:56:13.050
one of the ones in front of the seashell yeah

00:56:13.050 --> 00:56:19.889
she's no natalie well even natalie has a natalie's

00:56:19.889 --> 00:56:22.389
fallen off the board natalie wasn't invited to

00:56:22.389 --> 00:56:28.400
the reunion was she oh she wasn't no no I love

00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:34.300
that for her. I love that. I love it when you

00:56:34.300 --> 00:56:36.659
just get that petty smile. You're like, oh yeah.

00:56:38.260 --> 00:56:41.739
I loved that. Something bad happening to someone.

00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:52.500
Oh no. But Rosie shows up. Joellen immediately

00:56:52.500 --> 00:56:56.429
starts talking about her. And then as you said,

00:56:56.489 --> 00:56:58.630
Dolores is like taking it all in listening. And

00:56:58.630 --> 00:57:00.349
she's the epitome of class and says, you're the

00:57:00.349 --> 00:57:03.250
hostess. You need to go say hello. I worship

00:57:03.250 --> 00:57:05.130
the ground Dolores walks on. And when she said

00:57:05.130 --> 00:57:07.070
that, I was like, you're right. You do need to

00:57:07.070 --> 00:57:09.809
go say hello right now. I'm just like, oh, I

00:57:09.809 --> 00:57:11.869
love her so much. Take that rare cracker bouquet

00:57:11.869 --> 00:57:15.630
from her so she can like put it down. First off,

00:57:15.710 --> 00:57:19.909
like, okay. Moet and Chandon, I don't know that

00:57:19.909 --> 00:57:22.130
like, that's not the brand name you bring to

00:57:22.130 --> 00:57:25.340
impress someone when it comes to wine. Or champagne

00:57:25.340 --> 00:57:27.760
or anything. I get it. But I think Joellen's

00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:31.280
being a little too bitchy about this whole cheap

00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:34.260
wine thing. I thought the firecracker bouquet

00:57:34.260 --> 00:57:37.219
was cute. It was cute, but obviously Joellen

00:57:37.219 --> 00:57:40.699
didn't get that memo. She's being a little too

00:57:40.699 --> 00:57:44.659
much. Let's practice gratitude, Joellen. Right.

00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:51.239
Less gratitude and more gratitude. Right. I don't

00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:54.559
like this. think like with anyone by the way

00:57:54.559 --> 00:57:56.639
like i don't like this thing of like oh the gift

00:57:56.639 --> 00:58:01.059
wasn't a nice a nice gift like it's it feels

00:58:01.059 --> 00:58:04.420
very ramona to me like i i it's it's nasty i

00:58:04.420 --> 00:58:06.880
don't like it like you're looking you're looking

00:58:06.880 --> 00:58:09.440
at the gift horse in the mouth just accept the

00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.199
horse put it away from there and say thank you

00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:15.519
yeah it's not like he brought sprinkle cookies

00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:22.420
or something i gotta tell you I was on Melissa's

00:58:22.420 --> 00:58:29.400
side from day one in that fight. Yes. Same. Same,

00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:33.480
same, same. The cake is better than the cookies.

00:58:35.400 --> 00:58:37.800
Well, you guys have tried all of Melissa's stuff,

00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:45.019
right? The cake was better. I love that. I wish...

00:58:45.550 --> 00:58:47.789
I wish more housewives had, like, food lines.

00:58:47.909 --> 00:58:50.530
Like, Bethany Frankel had, like, she had, like,

00:58:50.550 --> 00:58:52.369
a lunch meat line at one point, and, like, that

00:58:52.369 --> 00:58:54.070
was really, really great. Like, I miss all of

00:58:54.070 --> 00:58:59.449
that. I don't think I knew that. Okay, I guess

00:58:59.449 --> 00:59:04.889
I'm sorry, Emma. No, I'm just picturing her going

00:59:04.889 --> 00:59:08.869
to a farm and being like, yep, that'll do for

00:59:08.869 --> 00:59:18.139
my lunch meat line. It's just my brain can't

00:59:18.139 --> 00:59:21.320
compute. You know, she just went down to Boar's

00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:23.139
head and was like, yep, this is fine. Put my

00:59:23.139 --> 00:59:32.760
name on it. Let's go. It's skinny. God. Yeah,

00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:36.480
so that was the first episode of Real Housewives

00:59:36.480 --> 00:59:40.139
of Rhode Island, and I liked it. I liked the...

00:59:41.230 --> 00:59:43.989
the like we get the like this season on the real

00:59:43.989 --> 00:59:47.110
house as a rhode island thing i it just felt

00:59:47.110 --> 00:59:52.989
messy and i'm so like it feels like like season

00:59:52.989 --> 00:59:56.510
two of new jersey levels of like just nasty like

00:59:56.510 --> 00:59:58.730
i i like we're putting it all on the table stuff

00:59:58.730 --> 01:00:05.210
i'm so excited yeah go ahead i said the one thing

01:00:05.210 --> 01:00:07.269
i was though there was a lot of clips together

01:00:07.269 --> 01:00:09.989
where they were like talking shit about people

01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:12.659
And it made it seem like they're telling each

01:00:12.659 --> 01:00:14.840
other off. But you can tell they're just complaining

01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:21.780
to each other about the other person. A lot of

01:00:21.780 --> 01:00:24.699
stuff in the trailer that is misleading. But

01:00:24.699 --> 01:00:26.860
in what trailer isn't there stuff like that?

01:00:27.219 --> 01:00:28.860
I still think it's going to be really good. I

01:00:28.860 --> 01:00:35.360
think this is where they're not overhyping. The

01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:38.000
hype is going to live up to it, I think. Oh,

01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:41.179
yeah. if not exceeded. I loved it. I'm really

01:00:41.179 --> 01:00:45.539
looking forward to the drama. And I like most

01:00:45.539 --> 01:00:49.739
of the cast. And Dolores is like the most perfect

01:00:49.739 --> 01:00:54.820
cherry on top. God. Are we concerned about the

01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:57.860
whole fact that, was it Rula? I'm wondering how

01:00:57.860 --> 01:00:59.800
she's like, I think that it's just fine right

01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:02.739
now without her. We were wondering why they felt

01:01:02.739 --> 01:01:05.179
the need to bring in someone else after the first

01:01:05.179 --> 01:01:09.090
episode. He was obviously retired after the fact.

01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:12.269
I don't know that for sure, but it just seems

01:01:12.269 --> 01:01:17.349
that. There were a couple of clips of them talking

01:01:17.349 --> 01:01:20.969
about Rula's back or whatever. It felt like...

01:01:20.969 --> 01:01:28.389
It's like when Miranda came back to Secret Lives

01:01:28.389 --> 01:01:30.630
of Mormon Wives, but they didn't all hate her.

01:01:30.849 --> 01:01:33.849
I wonder what... I want to know how she fits

01:01:33.849 --> 01:01:39.699
into this group and how... like she looks like

01:01:39.699 --> 01:01:41.739
she's got a ton of money she's high and i'm like

01:01:41.739 --> 01:01:43.659
i like that's all i need in the housewife i don't

01:01:43.659 --> 01:01:47.039
care yeah but like i feel like her deal didn't

01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:49.719
close in time and so they're like just roll without

01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:52.300
her and then they stuck her into the second episode

01:01:52.300 --> 01:01:54.679
didn't something like that happen in salt lake

01:01:54.679 --> 01:01:59.280
city where like someone wouldn't yeah oh yeah

01:01:59.280 --> 01:02:00.920
that's why she didn't go on the rv trip yeah

01:02:01.659 --> 01:02:03.780
Oh, Rula was hanging out with her and Ben Affleck.

01:02:03.880 --> 01:02:07.679
That's what was going on. And Jen Affleck. And

01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:15.500
Zach. Gangs all year. Family reunion. Speaking

01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:17.719
of Salt Lake City, did you guys watch the Jen

01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:20.519
Shaw interview with People Magazine? I saw bits

01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:23.880
and pieces. No, because I need to be locked in.

01:02:25.340 --> 01:02:27.159
Emma, we're going to talk about that next week

01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:31.000
on our show, but I'm telling you right now, it's

01:02:31.239 --> 01:02:32.920
it's not what you need it to be. Like, and I

01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:34.579
don't want you to get your hopes up. Like it's,

01:02:34.579 --> 01:02:38.760
it's, it's a lot of zero accountability. Perfect.

01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:46.480
I. Yes. Literally. She goes, she said to the,

01:02:46.500 --> 01:02:49.000
to the people that lost money, I would say, I'm

01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:51.280
sorry. I didn't do my due diligence. And I'm

01:02:51.280 --> 01:03:02.820
like, I can't. Jennifer. Be so for real. And

01:03:02.820 --> 01:03:08.679
it's not even, it's like, I don't expect her

01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:11.699
to say, I'm so sorry that I defrauded you and

01:03:11.699 --> 01:03:13.820
stole your money. Like, I don't expect that.

01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:17.579
I did not expect due diligence to be what it

01:03:17.579 --> 01:03:20.639
fell on. I'm so sorry. If you didn't say what

01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:24.139
you did out loud, I can empathize with that,

01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:27.199
right? Like, we've all felt shame. Just leave

01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:29.559
it at, I'm sorry then. Like, why do you have

01:03:29.559 --> 01:03:32.829
to she pled guilty she pled guilty to conspiracy

01:03:32.829 --> 01:03:39.869
to defraud people just own it and like and here's

01:03:39.869 --> 01:03:42.909
the god's honest truth if you own it like people

01:03:42.909 --> 01:03:45.210
will be able to like rationalize it and accept

01:03:45.210 --> 01:03:47.190
it and like well people will be able to get past

01:03:47.190 --> 01:03:49.289
it like but you can't start to do the healing

01:03:49.289 --> 01:03:52.050
and say well i'm paying restitution until you

01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:53.889
actually say like you have to fall on the sword

01:03:53.889 --> 01:03:56.849
and you have to be like i messed up so bad the

01:03:56.849 --> 01:04:01.719
money got too enticing and i did the wrong thing

01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:03.599
it's okay and like the other thing that really

01:04:03.599 --> 01:04:06.039
bothered me was like the entire time she kept

01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:08.539
saying my my co -defendant my co -defendant and

01:04:08.539 --> 01:04:11.400
i'm like you can't blame this on you can't blame

01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:16.340
it all and like we all know who he is just say

01:04:16.340 --> 01:04:19.239
i have a feeling that there was like a there

01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:21.460
was a cease and desist or like something in place

01:04:21.460 --> 01:04:25.800
where she legally to this day he has still not

01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:30.320
been um sentenced like I was going to say. He's

01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:36.639
not in jail? No. Because I did an episode with

01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:39.719
Jolenta Greenberg that came out the day that

01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:42.099
Jen Shaw got out. And up until then, he had not

01:04:42.099 --> 01:04:45.699
been sentenced. Oh, wow. So he's just in limbo?

01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:51.059
Did he take a plea to bargain? What'd you say,

01:04:51.099 --> 01:04:55.800
Emma? Did he take a plea deal to give all the

01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:59.599
information? feel like because a lot of the stuff

01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:01.260
with him is sealed because you know i've done

01:05:01.260 --> 01:05:03.340
like i have i've gone down rabbit holes with

01:05:03.340 --> 01:05:05.639
this stuff like you can't find a lot of the stuff

01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:08.539
about him but like i do know he turned he gave

01:05:08.539 --> 01:05:11.440
up a lot of names so i assume that that's why

01:05:11.440 --> 01:05:14.440
i would guess that has something to do with it

01:05:14.440 --> 01:05:18.719
but and then the black eye situation came up

01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:21.400
and jen was like yeah we need to talk about i

01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:23.300
need to call heather we need to talk and i was

01:05:23.300 --> 01:05:26.010
like i saw that clip she's like that's That's

01:05:26.010 --> 01:05:27.809
on the top of my list of things to do. I'm like,

01:05:27.889 --> 01:05:29.409
that's on the top of your list of things to do?

01:05:31.889 --> 01:05:35.730
Go beat up Heather? You have so many volunteer

01:05:35.730 --> 01:05:38.789
hours to do to fix your reputation, Jen Shaw.

01:05:38.869 --> 01:05:42.389
Don't worry about Heather. You have an ankle

01:05:42.389 --> 01:05:46.469
bracelet to wear, Jen. God, you have like a fish

01:05:46.469 --> 01:05:49.349
to fry. Would you ever accept her being back

01:05:49.349 --> 01:05:53.469
on Salt Lake City? No. No? Okay. I would lose

01:05:53.469 --> 01:05:58.110
respect for Andy Cohen because he said so distinctly

01:05:58.110 --> 01:06:01.690
that he never wants to see her on TV again. I

01:06:01.690 --> 01:06:06.170
wish that we could get some kind of like just

01:06:06.170 --> 01:06:12.070
one last season where like maybe this is me being

01:06:12.070 --> 01:06:15.690
like wishful thinking but like part of me wonders

01:06:15.690 --> 01:06:17.710
like if she can just go in and be honest with

01:06:17.710 --> 01:06:19.489
all these women and like say like this is what

01:06:19.489 --> 01:06:23.550
happened. I would do, like, an hour -long Bravo

01:06:23.550 --> 01:06:26.349
special about that. Maybe not a whole season.

01:06:26.750 --> 01:06:31.130
Maybe. I would also like to see her, like, go

01:06:31.130 --> 01:06:34.909
at it with Monica Garcia. Oh, I forgot about

01:06:34.909 --> 01:06:36.829
Monica. I was about to say, we'll see, like,

01:06:36.849 --> 01:06:38.730
her and Monica on Traitors or, like, House of

01:06:38.730 --> 01:06:42.789
Villains. Oh, I would love that. If House of

01:06:42.789 --> 01:06:45.489
Villains puts on Jen Shaw, I will stop watching

01:06:45.489 --> 01:06:49.699
this lot. I promise. as much as i love jen shaw

01:06:49.699 --> 01:06:52.900
and think she's so messy and great television

01:06:52.900 --> 01:06:56.400
right now though like that's the thing is like

01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:58.320
watching the watching the interview with her

01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:01.980
like she just feels different and i don't know

01:07:01.980 --> 01:07:05.059
how to explain it other than like it's it doesn't

01:07:05.059 --> 01:07:07.940
feel like the gin that we fell in love with she

01:07:07.940 --> 01:07:10.280
seems calmer at least she's doing an impression

01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:14.840
of someone who's calm um that she seemed really

01:07:15.309 --> 01:07:18.030
articulate and just like yeah yeah this is you

01:07:18.030 --> 01:07:20.250
know what i think is interesting is that she's

01:07:20.250 --> 01:07:22.010
still friends with meredith and she's like marriage

01:07:22.010 --> 01:07:26.230
was a great friend to me i'm like um that went

01:07:26.230 --> 01:07:30.170
through me i didn't expect that i i after everything

01:07:30.170 --> 01:07:33.489
i truly thought meredith would be like kind of

01:07:33.489 --> 01:07:35.489
exactly what heather did where it's like okay

01:07:35.489 --> 01:07:39.090
she's in jail the door is closed i i truly thought

01:07:39.090 --> 01:07:42.010
that's how it would shake out yeah meredith's

01:07:42.010 --> 01:07:49.190
morals are precarious She can't forgive Brittany

01:07:49.190 --> 01:07:53.789
or Whitney, but she's down with Jin Sha. The

01:07:53.789 --> 01:07:56.449
Brittany thing I will give Meredith, though,

01:07:56.489 --> 01:07:59.829
because if she truly believed that Brittany's

01:07:59.829 --> 01:08:02.550
whole thing was coming from a place of anti -Semitism,

01:08:02.630 --> 01:08:05.789
which I don't know that it was. I will say that

01:08:05.789 --> 01:08:09.050
I don't fully understand where she was going

01:08:09.050 --> 01:08:12.789
with that, but if that's how Meredith... perceived

01:08:12.789 --> 01:08:17.609
it. I'll understand the anger, but even when

01:08:17.609 --> 01:08:19.590
Brittany did the whole breakdown and she's like,

01:08:19.649 --> 01:08:21.829
I can't believe you'd think that. At some point,

01:08:21.890 --> 01:08:24.630
I would think to myself, maybe I'm reading this

01:08:24.630 --> 01:08:26.989
wrong. I don't know. That's just something with

01:08:26.989 --> 01:08:28.449
Meredith that I've never really been able to

01:08:28.449 --> 01:08:32.829
get past. It's like, oh, you can't see when you

01:08:32.829 --> 01:08:35.710
do anything wrong. By the way, neither can any

01:08:35.710 --> 01:08:38.710
of these women, but I don't know. Did you watch

01:08:38.710 --> 01:08:42.550
the Below Deck? uh show episodes with housewives

01:08:42.550 --> 01:08:46.869
on them the salt lake episodes yes they were

01:08:46.869 --> 01:08:48.810
pretty good but like i think there were a couple

01:08:48.810 --> 01:08:52.630
things there where like they kind of showed meredith

01:08:52.630 --> 01:08:55.350
being more uncomfortable with brittany just a

01:08:55.350 --> 01:08:57.369
couple times where like knowing that the whole

01:08:57.369 --> 01:09:00.170
kind of background of you know brittany was coming

01:09:00.170 --> 01:09:02.409
at her with the you know it's like oh okay maybe

01:09:02.409 --> 01:09:05.989
but i'm still yeah not necessarily i just don't

01:09:05.989 --> 01:09:08.010
trust a word that comes out of mary's mouth not

01:09:08.010 --> 01:09:13.710
a damn word Really? Yeah. Nope. She's untrustworthy.

01:09:15.010 --> 01:09:16.890
But it's weird how much we trust every other

01:09:16.890 --> 01:09:19.930
housewife. Yeah, I would trust Heather Gay, well,

01:09:20.130 --> 01:09:25.329
to a certain extent. Emma and I have talked a

01:09:25.329 --> 01:09:29.109
lot about how Meredith makes me feel safe in

01:09:29.109 --> 01:09:33.869
a way that not a lot of other people do. And

01:09:33.869 --> 01:09:37.029
this may be a flaw on my part, but, like, I'm

01:09:37.029 --> 01:09:39.050
willing to give some of these people a pass for

01:09:39.050 --> 01:09:42.489
just being, like, messy, rotten people sometimes,

01:09:42.649 --> 01:09:45.050
but, like, I'm just, like, I see Meredith as

01:09:45.050 --> 01:09:47.329
one of the most incredible mothers, and I'm like,

01:09:47.409 --> 01:09:52.149
eh, I can get past a lot of it. We're all great

01:09:52.149 --> 01:09:58.529
mothers. Well, most of them. That's the common

01:09:58.529 --> 01:10:00.430
housewife thing where it's like, say something

01:10:00.430 --> 01:10:03.789
nice about her. Well, she's a great mom. Yeah,

01:10:03.789 --> 01:10:12.069
they do. And yeah. She's a strong business person.

01:10:12.229 --> 01:10:20.329
Oh, they do say that a lot. But this was a good

01:10:20.329 --> 01:10:24.579
premiere. We haven't had a... a like a c or a

01:10:24.579 --> 01:10:26.800
series premiere in a while and like this like

01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:37.239
this is why dubai well i got all excited i was

01:10:37.239 --> 01:10:39.220
like getting all the production stuff ready for

01:10:39.220 --> 01:10:40.939
like the podcast and the video and stuff and

01:10:40.939 --> 01:10:43.100
i got to like create a title card that was season

01:10:43.100 --> 01:10:47.439
one episode one and i'm just like that's uh we

01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.279
very rarely get to do stuff like that that's

01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:54.250
exciting I don't see any reason why this series

01:10:54.250 --> 01:10:58.210
won't take off similarly to Salt Lake. I don't

01:10:58.210 --> 01:11:00.869
know that it's going to be a big phenomenon the

01:11:00.869 --> 01:11:03.869
way Salt Lake was or has been, but I think it's

01:11:03.869 --> 01:11:07.329
strong. I think people are they want something

01:11:07.329 --> 01:11:10.810
new and fresh and not overly produced or with

01:11:10.810 --> 01:11:13.329
women who are producing themselves. I think that's

01:11:13.329 --> 01:11:16.090
why Andy was so stressing be yourselves. Keep

01:11:16.090 --> 01:11:18.600
doing what you're doing because a lot of these

01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:21.300
housewives get in their head and it just they

01:11:21.300 --> 01:11:24.260
can't be real anymore because they're so concerned

01:11:24.260 --> 01:11:27.479
about xyz and it's just the wheels are always

01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:30.720
turning and it makes you not you're not natural

01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:37.659
on camera anymore yeah i also feel like i love

01:11:37.659 --> 01:11:39.220
what they're doing where they're we're moving

01:11:39.220 --> 01:11:41.220
away from this like it's got to be new york it's

01:11:41.220 --> 01:11:43.039
got to be beverly hills it's got to be like whatever

01:11:43.039 --> 01:11:46.510
and it's what they tried to do with Dallas and

01:11:46.510 --> 01:11:50.289
it just did not work but like Potomac Salt Lake

01:11:50.289 --> 01:11:52.609
City and now Rhode Island I feel like are really

01:11:52.609 --> 01:11:54.609
like you don't think of those places as like

01:11:54.609 --> 01:11:56.609
oh this is like where real housewives come from

01:11:56.609 --> 01:11:58.930
but I'm like this is where the real housewives

01:11:58.930 --> 01:12:02.989
need to be like this is good yeah exactly agreed

01:12:02.989 --> 01:12:07.899
bye Well, you guys, thanks for doing this premiere

01:12:07.899 --> 01:12:10.880
with us. Thanks for doing it with us. Thank you.

01:12:11.359 --> 01:12:14.560
I'm so excited to do two in a week. This is a

01:12:14.560 --> 01:12:22.079
good week. It's good. History. Thanks for handling

01:12:22.079 --> 01:12:24.579
all this. It's great to have all the different

01:12:24.579 --> 01:12:27.020
opinions and stuff. By the time we get to Atlanta

01:12:27.020 --> 01:12:31.220
on Monday, we're going to have... all the opinions,

01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:34.060
all the stuff going on, and I'm going to do this

01:12:34.060 --> 01:12:41.840
more. I cannot wait. Atlanta is, first of all,

01:12:41.899 --> 01:12:44.359
again, everyone knows, one of my favorite places,

01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:48.779
but these women on Atlanta, you cannot tell me

01:12:48.779 --> 01:12:50.840
that these women are not all -stars. I don't

01:12:50.840 --> 01:12:53.939
know who Pinky Cole is. I don't really care that

01:12:53.939 --> 01:12:56.680
much about Drew Sidora, but I love all of them

01:12:56.680 --> 01:12:58.399
for everything they are, and I'm so excited.

01:12:59.400 --> 01:13:03.060
I am so looking forward to making fun of Drew

01:13:03.060 --> 01:13:05.359
this entire time. There's one thing that I love

01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:07.060
more than anything. It's that I don't understand

01:13:07.060 --> 01:13:09.899
why Drew Sidora has been on Housewives as long

01:13:09.899 --> 01:13:16.359
as she has. She's the Gina of Atlanta. Oh, that's

01:13:16.359 --> 01:13:23.760
dark, but that's true. Did you see what? What

01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:27.300
were you going to say? Oh, no. I get my housewives

01:13:27.300 --> 01:13:30.260
confused sometimes. I saw a Potomac thing and

01:13:30.260 --> 01:13:32.000
they were saying Robin might be coming back to

01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:35.979
Potomac. I was like, it's too soon. She needs

01:13:35.979 --> 01:13:38.619
one more year off for what she did. One more

01:13:38.619 --> 01:13:41.439
year off. She doesn't. She needs to come back

01:13:41.439 --> 01:13:45.180
really bad. I would love to see it. I love Robin

01:13:45.180 --> 01:13:49.560
so much. I love her. Also, I'm so excited that

01:13:49.560 --> 01:13:53.239
Portia and Babe were back. Those two women on

01:13:53.239 --> 01:13:55.640
my television, I don't... I know what Phaedra

01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:58.159
did was rotten, and, like, you will never find

01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:01.020
anyone that, like, is more judgmental of, like,

01:14:01.020 --> 01:14:02.800
what went down with her and Candy and, like,

01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:04.739
the way she, like, just threw poor shit at the

01:14:04.739 --> 01:14:08.079
wolves in that situation. I don't care. I do

01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:12.619
not care. I want her back. You're, like, full

01:14:12.619 --> 01:14:13.979
circle. You're, like, let's pretend that didn't

01:14:13.979 --> 01:14:17.399
happen. Let's just start over. Let's just start

01:14:17.399 --> 01:14:21.180
over. Whiteboard clean. But, like, I don't even

01:14:21.180 --> 01:14:22.939
want to start over with her because, like, Phaedra

01:14:22.939 --> 01:14:26.479
is... Again, one of my queens. I don't care.

01:14:26.659 --> 01:14:31.199
I could find out she's MAGA tomorrow. That's

01:14:31.199 --> 01:14:37.359
not going to happen. She's no chili. Anyway.

01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:42.340
You guys, thank you again for being here. From

01:14:42.340 --> 01:14:46.380
Indy to San Francisco to Cranston, Rhode Island,

01:14:46.520 --> 01:14:50.460
we love you. And we'll see you again on Monday

01:14:50.460 --> 01:14:53.539
for Atlanta. All right. Bye. Bye.