April 10, 2026

RHOA season 17 premiere: reality roundup with Husbands Watching Housewives.

RHOA season 17 premiere: reality roundup with Husbands Watching Housewives.
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We got to hang out with our premiere besties, Scott and Geoff, twice in one week (what an honor and a privilege) to unpack another season premiere. This time we covered the season 17 premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and we had an absolute time!

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There we go. And let's watch the singles of people

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trickle in. All four of them. Are we all four

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of them? I hope so. I don't know. We're live

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somewhere. We're live on Instagram. Okay, we're

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live everywhere. Okay, cute. Hello, tens of people.

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we're doing it i also turned it off to like if

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anyone comments that's fine i turned off like

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the live numbers so we can't see it like because

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i don't want to know how few how few people are

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watching it's been crazy some of our social media

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we posted over the weekend blew the up i i've

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had more views on art on these two tick tocks

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that we posted about this than anything we've

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ever done well we went like we ended up having

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like on facebook all of a sudden one of our clips

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we have over 65 000 views on one clip on facebook

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which we've never had before which is absolutely

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insane to me And it was doing a TikTok? Yeah,

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TikTok, we're at like 35 ,000 or more. And then,

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yeah, Instagram, like 14 ,000. And it was just

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like, we were talking about Beverly Hills and

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the whole dinner and whatnot. And everyone was

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like, oh, I want to fight you. Wait, what were

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they wanting to fight about? Well, it was because

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we were talking about how Dorit said at dinner.

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No one supported me, you know, like Bose has.

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Like, all of you combined have not supported

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me like Bose. And so we called it out, and we,

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like, talked about how Erica was, like, you know,

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motherfucker. And people were saying, like, she

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meant this year. And you get it right. And that's

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what they wanted to, like, fight us about. Like,

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you know, you guys only hear what you want to

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hear. And I'm like, regardless if she meant this

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year or whatever, she was making a grand sweeping.

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statement of like, Bose is my great supporter

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and she's trying to discount Erica and Kyle for

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what they've done for her. Yeah. And the best

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part is if these people went and listened to

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our podcast, they would hear me say later that

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she should have been more specific. So it's just

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fun. It's great that it's true what they say

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about the internet. If you just make one little

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mistake, people want to point it out to you.

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Everyone wants to correct it in the comments.

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And I'm like, you not see the other comments

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people saying trying to correct us they're like

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they have to they want to be right so bad i don't

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know that you guys were wrong about what you

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said though exactly right now i know that if

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i'm your friend for 10 years and you tell me

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i did you know all the previous nine years are

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out the window because i just haven't been there

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this this year for you well then you can you

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know kick rocks kick rocks well but at the same

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time i also feel like With Dorit and Kyle specifically,

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that relationship has been ruined beyond being

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fixed right now because Kyle has chosen PK. And

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that just is what it is. I think everyone just

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needs to accept it for what it is at this point.

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Well, it's like Kyle was saying. It's like, you

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know, we're fighting. You shouldn't have to work

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this hard for a friendship or any relationship.

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And that just shows that it's, you know, maybe

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it's not going to happen. Right. You know, people

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are there for a reason or a season. And so. Anyhow,

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is that like a Housewives background? No, this

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is the real Housewives of Beverly Hills background.

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But like it keeps cutting off like part of my

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hair and like my room is a complete and total

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disaster right now. So like I'm not doing that.

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But. someone in atlanta no that's no i did we'll

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just do that that's fine this is cute um anyway

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farting at you what kind of looks like a roadrunner

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farting i'm gonna kill myself we're just gonna

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switch back no it's fine it's okay anyway um

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So let's jump in. What is the last song everyone

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listened to? I have a throwback. Mine was Lean

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On by Major Lazer. I love that song. Oh, that's

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some 2015 for me right there. Oh, yeah. I love

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it. I listened to Next to You by John Vincent

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III. That's what I listened to on the way home.

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Very loudly. Love. um it would have been yesterday

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and i don't remember i think maybe we belong

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together okay you're a big mariah guy right like

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oh yeah okay love um mine was oh mine was moved

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by beyonce with grace jones and thames oh that's

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good sometimes i'm just like walking around school

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like feeling feeling the need to like Vogue.

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I thank you for sending us that Lord of the Rings

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disco jam. Tell me what your thoughts were on

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that. I didn't listen to it numerous times, but

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it was very, very catchy. I can see how you could.

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I'm so obsessed with it. And again, for it being

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like AI slop, it's pretty dang good. Yeah. Yeah.

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i loved the beat drop at the beginning yes i

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also like i've seen several comments on tech

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talk of people being like i'm really uncomfortable

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with um ai saying it's the end of the age of

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man and i'm like get over it There will be joys

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and pains on both sides of that coin. We're going

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to be like, isn't this amazing? Isn't it the

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most awful thing at the exact same time? Yes,

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it's fine. It is what it is. We will adapt. We'll

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figure it out. What did everyone think about

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this premiere of Atlanta? It was a good start.

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I feel like a good start to the season. yeah

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it was yeah it was a weird start like i felt

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like it was just like the fact they just started

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with angela hanging out with her husband at the

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on the patio it was just kind of like a slow

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weird like okay and then it was just i don't

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know i think after watching rhode island where

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it was just like the whole like grandiose like

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tour de force and then it was just kind of like

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what you've been doing lately well it's like

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they always go let's catch up with where we left

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off and i thought it was a good it was a catch

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-up and then we got to drama and there's like

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messiness and shade and i thought it was very

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fun and i liked everyone except for one person

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for the most part and we'll get to that who did

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you not like drew oh yeah okay i'll give you

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that yeah i i have not been liking drew for like

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the last like however many years she just had

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nothing to bring to the show other than ralph

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in the basement and it seems oh in some rumor

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that she's got a relationship with black it's

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like give it or move on that's what i need to

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need to see from her unless you're talking about

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the girl group black i don't care about it i

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also didn't clock that black and ralph were two

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separate people until we're saying something

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about it right now The thing I've struggled with

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with Drew is, like, she's been such, like, a

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non -entity to me. And I think part of the problem,

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I realized halfway through this episode, I didn't

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watch the last season of Atlanta. So it didn't

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occur to me that I didn't, I wasn't aware of

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who Drew was, like, at all last season either.

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So, like, I don't, like, I'm just like, okay,

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yeah, like, the guy in the basement, I thought

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the guy in the basement was Black. Oh, that's

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funny because he was stuck in the room with the...

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Yeah. The gist of Drew was she tried to get divorced.

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She and Ralph thought about stuff. He's in the

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basement. They can't leave. They can't both afford

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to leave the house. So they're sharing the house

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and splitting the kids between him and the basement.

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And she got into it with Portia and she got into

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it with Shamia. And that's Drew. and it's one

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of those things just like on potomac with ashley

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darby getting a divorce for so many years like

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drew has been getting divorced for the last three

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years and it's like for god's sake i know divorces

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can be long and run out but come up with something

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else while you're going through it right sure

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at least you can find a style or something I

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did love the opening thing with Cynthia walking

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out looking like a full -on dominatrix and being

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like, let's watch this, and then going, now what

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else is going on? I love her so much, and I'm

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sad that she's a friend of this season. I'm really

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sad about that. I think she excels as a friend

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of, though. Do you think so? She can just be

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everyone's friend and be partial, but not be

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annoyingly partial. She hears, she's like, I

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understand that. that's not right but that i

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see your point but she's not you know that whole

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like a friend and everyone can be afraid to know

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one thing she's just a good player yeah i will

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say i noticed that angela definitely is styling

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herself younger after last season she got so

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many criticisms from the other ladies that she

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was the oldest looking 40 year old that ever

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seen And she's definitely looking younger this

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season. I don't know if it's just the styling

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or makeup, whatever it is. She definitely started

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off this episode with some redemption, for sure.

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Oh, yeah. We also... Who was it? It wasn't Angela.

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When we went to... It wasn't Shamia. We went

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to someone's house. I don't remember, but her

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mom was there. Was it Kelly? Was it Kelly's mom?

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I don't remember. Was it Shamia's house? We went

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to Shamia's house, and I literally put, my God,

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Shamia's mom. Did anyone clock the... Her mom.

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Playing with the baby on the face. It's like

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she popped out through her makeup. So that was

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one thing that I noticed early on, like in the

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confessionals especially, the lighting seemed

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really, really dim. And it was the point where,

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like, Jeff and I were wondering, did they get

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a new, like, production company? And did they

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not know how to light Black women properly? Because

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the lighting they were using was just really,

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really dim on their face. They had really no

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light to shine off of. And so when they shined

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that light on her mother, I was just like, what

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in the Phantom of the Opera is going on over

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there? And I felt bad because I was like, she's

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going to get dragged on Reddit for this. yeah

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it was a lot not fair to her the one shot they

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got of her like squatted down like and like trying

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to smile and it was like yeah it was it was something

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else for sure but um who does look amazing this

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season is porsche and phaedra and i'm not gonna

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shut up about how incredible they look like i

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they've they're what work done right looks like

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and i'm so I think they look so good. Like, they

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look so beautiful. And they've never not looked

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beautiful. I have nothing straight to say about

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Portia's look at her little party. Oh, her titties

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were going to flop out with a slight breeze.

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I was so into that. I thought that was so kind.

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I was like, yes! God. I loved it. But so starting

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out, we stop by Phaedra's house and she's talking

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to her son about his homecoming day. And he says,

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he says something to the effect of like, I, you

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should be with someone rich. And she goes, I

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am rich. And I was like, that, that is the, that's

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the energy I need to start this season out on.

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Cause these are the women that raised me. And

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this is what I love about this show. It's like,

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it's like confidence that like Phaedra constantly

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exudes, even when she's dead wrong. Like I love

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it so much. Is Jack trying to get in the picture?

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Yeah, he really wants to be a part of this. I

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don't care. He didn't watch the premiere. Fair.

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And then, yeah, we head over to Angela and Charles.

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Fadra, everything she says is said with that

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Fadra voice, as though, like, I'm going to say

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something sassy now. And it's just like, she's

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trying real hard that have everything that comes

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out of her mouth be some sort of meme or some

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quotable thing. And it's good when it's good.

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But if she's going to be like that all season

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long, every episode, every bit of dialogue is

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in that Vader voice. It's just going to be like,

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it's like, you're just waiting. Like, where's

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the good stuff? Where's the good stuff? it's

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all good stuff i'm not willing to accept anything

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else i am telling you right now i she can sit

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she could read the phone book to me in that voice

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and i will i i'll live for it all day long because

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it was the same thing on the traders where like

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she was saying to peter i don't have to kiss

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your ass for a rose and i'm like i i don't i

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don't care what you're saying i love it so much

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like i love i love phaedra no i think yeah definitely

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in traders it was like it works so well it works

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you know 95 6 of the time on on atlanta i think

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sometimes the confessionals it just seems a bit

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rehearsed um but okay a little like a little

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fake yeah yeah yeah but overall great great performance

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yes um but then we head over to angela and charles's

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house where you said they were making burgers

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i i didn't need that as the opening scene that

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was not interesting to me i don't know what they

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put that in there for except for to like talk

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about like i'm not like entertaining any rumors

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this year like so you're telling me there are

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going to be rumors that you're exactly what i

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got out of that her confessional was very much

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i know my husband fucked up so i'm just not listening

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to it this year i know my husband has not been

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good to me and what and i don't care And, like,

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I wish she just would have said that rather than,

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like, I'm not listening to any of the rumors

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this year. Yeah, because you've heard them all.

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Because you know them all. Because they're all

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true. I think he loves her. He just has a really

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hard time showing it. He seems to me the type

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of man who probably should have never gotten

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married. Like, he just likes the attention from

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everywhere. Do you know who he reminds me? so

00:15:48.610 --> 00:15:53.230
much of is big joe like my ex -uncle like that

00:15:53.230 --> 00:15:56.649
he he and charles are very similar in that way

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does big joe wear powder blue suits to events

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um he did do his prom actually oh okay there

00:16:07.210 --> 00:16:13.549
i've got a picture of it somewhere um but then

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We get to the good stuff where Portia is going

00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:18.580
to meet up with K. Michelle at her photo shoot.

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And I, I'm super into what they're doing with

00:16:21.860 --> 00:16:24.620
the graphic card titles this year. Like with

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like the, the like names like flowing behind

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them. I I'm like, I think they are stepping it

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up this year, but. we get our little intro to

00:16:35.100 --> 00:16:37.320
k michelle we find out she's breaking into country

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music and they talk about how black people started

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country music and got pushed out after it became

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popular and i knew this it was a thing with rock

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i didn't realize this was also a thing with country

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music but like oh yeah it sucks and i hate that

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but i'm glad that she's like getting into something

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that she feels so passionate about yeah i didn't

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Did you guys watch Love & Hip Hop Atlanta? Because

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we did not. So we don't know anything about K.

00:17:02.789 --> 00:17:05.869
Michelle. But I like K. Michelle a lot. I didn't

00:17:05.869 --> 00:17:08.769
know she was on Love & Hip Hop. Because a lot

00:17:08.769 --> 00:17:13.069
of people were... The Bravo fans were pissed

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that she was coming to Atlanta because they think

00:17:16.029 --> 00:17:19.730
that Love & Hip Hop is like the less classier

00:17:19.730 --> 00:17:24.069
show. And so they were upset about that. But

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I don't care. I don't watch a show. I don't watch

00:17:27.069 --> 00:17:29.230
a lot of hip -hop, but also it's not bothering

00:17:29.230 --> 00:17:31.529
me that she's come from another reality show.

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As long as she's good on this show, that's all

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I care. And so far, I like what she's doing.

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Well, she was also on The Queen's Court, too.

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So I don't care what shows anyone else is on.

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The reality TV world is becoming so saturated.

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You'd be hard -pressed to find someone that there's

00:17:52.750 --> 00:17:55.869
not some crossover somewhere. Right. i mean you

00:17:55.869 --> 00:17:57.890
have like ashley on rhode island from the bachelor

00:17:57.890 --> 00:18:02.529
so yeah there's gonna be overlap for sure but

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i i don't have a problem in the world with that

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i kind of like seeing someone i like on a new

00:18:08.269 --> 00:18:13.990
show in a new space yeah i like that she has

00:18:13.990 --> 00:18:19.329
super country is she the doctor yes so she could

00:18:19.329 --> 00:18:21.049
be married to medicine as well but she chose

00:18:21.049 --> 00:18:29.819
atlanta she could be i love her voice so much

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though like it's it's like a cross between like

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it's like a raspy like miley cyrus's but it's

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like tennessee like uh like dolly parton is and

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like i could listen to her talk all day long

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i love her so much it's a very rich gasp like

00:18:43.619 --> 00:18:45.779
we did when she said like you know i'm just so

00:18:45.779 --> 00:18:48.359
glad that beyonce noticed what i was doing and

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for a minute you're like we're like excuse us

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like be like girl yeah but then she shows a little

00:18:54.049 --> 00:18:56.750
note that like from beyonce all blurred out of

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course so we're like oh okay beyonce did notice

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what she what an honor and privilege by the way

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i'm glad they showed that note because you know

00:19:07.490 --> 00:19:09.849
everyone and their mom would have gone online

00:19:09.849 --> 00:19:11.890
and been like beyonce doesn't know who you are

00:19:11.890 --> 00:19:15.359
i feel like it would have come back to do you

00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:17.680
remember when kenya was like at least once a

00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:19.720
day i get mistaken for beyonce i feel like it

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would be very much like that energy right oh

00:19:22.940 --> 00:19:24.920
yeah well it's just the sort of weird housewife

00:19:24.920 --> 00:19:27.759
claim that you're like okay sure because that's

00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:29.759
the sort of thing drew would say and we'd be

00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:32.740
right in being like child you were saying that

00:19:32.740 --> 00:19:34.559
she was like cousins of michael jordan so yes

00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:41.509
that is exactly but then we find out uh porsche's

00:19:41.509 --> 00:19:43.869
divorce is finalized she got the house and she

00:19:43.869 --> 00:19:48.549
is getting it feels like she's thriving i didn't

00:19:48.549 --> 00:19:50.869
realize she got married after the hot dog king

00:19:50.869 --> 00:19:52.869
though like i did like and again this comes back

00:19:52.869 --> 00:19:55.269
to you i i didn't realize i didn't watch the

00:19:55.269 --> 00:19:57.329
last season because all i remember is her and

00:19:57.329 --> 00:19:59.910
the hot dog king and i did not realize that i

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mean it was a very brief marriage that even wasn't

00:20:03.109 --> 00:20:06.509
even really on camera Because in the off -season...

00:20:06.509 --> 00:20:08.890
Well, she left the show. Right. Got together

00:20:08.890 --> 00:20:12.990
with Simon. They got married. She came back to

00:20:12.990 --> 00:20:15.470
the show. Thought she'd be coming back as a married

00:20:15.470 --> 00:20:17.970
woman, but then got filed for divorce right before

00:20:17.970 --> 00:20:22.609
the show started. So... Got it. Okay. And then

00:20:22.609 --> 00:20:25.029
all last season, she wasn't allowed to film in

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that house. so there she was always like going

00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:30.089
over to other like her mom's house to film or

00:20:30.089 --> 00:20:32.910
other places and it was not the big drama of

00:20:32.910 --> 00:20:34.849
the season but it was like that was one of her

00:20:34.849 --> 00:20:37.529
problems was that simon wouldn't let her film

00:20:37.529 --> 00:20:41.130
in the house okay so i remember seeing a cutaway

00:20:41.130 --> 00:20:43.009
to the lawyer where she was talking about like

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not being able to film in the house as a problem

00:20:44.750 --> 00:20:47.089
so that's where that came from okay right yes

00:20:47.089 --> 00:20:51.990
got it um we go over to shamia's house and then

00:20:52.490 --> 00:20:54.009
Kelly comes over to hang out with, oh my God,

00:20:54.029 --> 00:20:57.190
this is where we see Shamia's mom. Kelly comes

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over to put together baskets to give to her daughter

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in college. And this scene, I understand that

00:21:05.910 --> 00:21:07.990
they do this. It's like, we're building towards

00:21:07.990 --> 00:21:09.390
a plot and it's like, okay, we're going to do

00:21:09.390 --> 00:21:11.150
something stupid to like get to the point where

00:21:11.150 --> 00:21:15.529
we're talking about the situation with Portia.

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And that's, I get that they're doing that, but

00:21:17.430 --> 00:21:20.549
like. I feel bad that they did that to Shamia's

00:21:20.549 --> 00:21:25.529
mom just to get to that point. My thing with

00:21:25.529 --> 00:21:28.690
that scene is that I believe that they are friends.

00:21:28.869 --> 00:21:30.970
I believe that people think it's an alliance,

00:21:31.190 --> 00:21:33.829
you know, Shamia and Kelly. No, I believe they're

00:21:33.829 --> 00:21:35.589
really friends. Everyone trauma bonds on the

00:21:35.589 --> 00:21:40.130
show. It happens. Shamia fell out with Portia,

00:21:40.190 --> 00:21:43.410
came together with Kelly. I totally get it. I

00:21:43.410 --> 00:21:47.519
think, though, they really... maybe oversell

00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:49.539
it a bit when she's like she's my bff i'm holding

00:21:49.539 --> 00:21:51.099
on to forever and they're just like i missed

00:21:51.099 --> 00:21:53.680
you and i missed you and and then they talk shit

00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:58.859
about porsche like you have gotten together to

00:21:58.859 --> 00:22:02.160
talk shit about porsche i think they're bffs

00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:06.240
now that shimmy is not bfs with porsche oh sure

00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:09.920
yes i think that's a very convenient bff but

00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:11.880
i don't remember like did kelly i don't remember

00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:14.369
the beef kelly and porsche had last season didn't

00:22:14.369 --> 00:22:17.170
really really have one no yeah no yesterday because

00:22:17.170 --> 00:22:20.569
kelly was the one who said did you steal that

00:22:20.569 --> 00:22:24.490
woman's man oh right yeah episode one yeah yeah

00:22:24.490 --> 00:22:30.549
oh you didn't see it yeah yeah like that was

00:22:30.549 --> 00:22:32.990
the first episode like nice to meet you did you

00:22:32.990 --> 00:22:35.269
steal that still that woman's husband and that

00:22:35.269 --> 00:22:37.190
yeah oh that was like that was all the fight

00:22:37.190 --> 00:22:41.589
was Yeah, then they move past that. One thing

00:22:41.589 --> 00:22:44.950
I noticed about Kelly is that every time we took

00:22:44.950 --> 00:22:48.009
a shot, every time she just erupted in boisterous

00:22:48.009 --> 00:22:51.910
laughter, we would be trash. All of us. Because

00:22:51.910 --> 00:22:55.150
she did it at least 20 times. And it was just

00:22:55.150 --> 00:22:59.730
in this weird non -sequitur laughing. She'd say

00:22:59.730 --> 00:23:01.890
something that wasn't remotely funny and then

00:23:01.890 --> 00:23:04.569
just be like, you know what I mean? And you're

00:23:04.569 --> 00:23:09.180
just like, what the hell is going on? A lot of

00:23:09.180 --> 00:23:12.160
what Kelly was doing did seem very performative.

00:23:12.180 --> 00:23:14.880
Like the, like her reenacting, like, they're

00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:16.839
going to do this in the house where Portia was

00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:18.640
married. And I'm like, well, it's Portia's house

00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.279
now. And then like, she acts out like sex on

00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:27.259
the counter. And I'm like, come on, Diva. That,

00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:34.019
and I'm just like, I like, it felt. It was funny,

00:23:34.460 --> 00:23:36.240
I guess, and it was probably much funnier if

00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.380
you were there, but I was like, I don't get where

00:23:38.380 --> 00:23:40.880
we're going with this, I guess. I don't know.

00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:44.519
There were multiple comments about Portia's house

00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:48.500
where I was like, what is happening? In the confessional,

00:23:48.579 --> 00:23:50.859
I forget who it even was, but she was like, I

00:23:50.859 --> 00:23:54.299
don't know that I would host a party in my husband's

00:23:54.299 --> 00:23:58.119
house soon after a divorce. That's not her husband,

00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:00.619
and it's her house. I'm like, what are we talking

00:24:00.619 --> 00:24:04.150
about? By the way, I don't care if it's her husband's

00:24:04.150 --> 00:24:06.950
house. I don't care if the same Nigerian prince

00:24:06.950 --> 00:24:09.009
that paid for that Bentley when she was a new

00:24:09.009 --> 00:24:11.930
housewife paid for this. I don't care. It's Portia

00:24:11.930 --> 00:24:15.849
and she can do no wrong. I loved it when K. Michelle

00:24:15.849 --> 00:24:22.619
called it an African house. I loved everything

00:24:22.619 --> 00:24:24.319
that came out of K. Michelle's mouth. It didn't

00:24:24.319 --> 00:24:26.240
matter. We're going to get to it eventually,

00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:28.380
but there's something that is going to become

00:24:28.380 --> 00:24:30.819
my new vocal stem from K. Michelle, and I'm so

00:24:30.819 --> 00:24:37.920
excited about it. So then, yeah, they get into

00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:39.920
the invitation to Portia's couple's night, and

00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:41.220
they start to unpack everything that went down

00:24:41.220 --> 00:24:43.759
at the reunion, and this was the moment I realized

00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:46.119
I didn't watch last season because I had no idea

00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:49.789
what was happening. But then we head over to

00:24:49.789 --> 00:24:51.450
Portia's house to get ready for the event, and

00:24:51.450 --> 00:24:53.710
she's running around in that dress where her

00:24:53.710 --> 00:24:56.009
titties are going to pop out, and I love it so

00:24:56.009 --> 00:25:01.349
much. Does anyone else think that Portia's sister,

00:25:01.490 --> 00:25:08.690
Lauren, looks like Drina? Oh. No. But I can see

00:25:08.690 --> 00:25:11.009
where you're... I had to pop in my head who's

00:25:11.009 --> 00:25:13.809
Drina. Yes. Yeah. But I love Lauren. I think

00:25:13.809 --> 00:25:16.619
she's gorgeous. I think Lauren's amazing. I loved

00:25:16.619 --> 00:25:18.640
her on, was it Portia's Family Values? What was

00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:20.240
that called? Portia's Family Matters. Portia's

00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:23.299
Family Matters, right. I loved her. I loved her

00:25:23.299 --> 00:25:25.500
on that. And so I'm very happy to see her whenever

00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:28.640
I do. I would like to see her as, like, if not

00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:30.619
a friend of, then a full -blown housewife. Like,

00:25:30.619 --> 00:25:32.640
I want confessionals from her. I want to know

00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:35.960
more about her. I think she's so fun, like, just

00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:39.420
as a person. And I think she's probably incredibly

00:25:39.420 --> 00:25:43.720
interesting. You think? I think based on her

00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:45.710
little run on that. on porsche's little spin

00:25:45.710 --> 00:25:48.349
-off she's a lot more normal and regulated than

00:25:48.349 --> 00:25:51.069
you'd think like she's really zen and into yoga

00:25:51.069 --> 00:25:53.569
and sound baths and like really being mentally

00:25:53.569 --> 00:25:56.029
present and i don't know if that makes for a

00:25:56.029 --> 00:25:59.009
good housewife you know what i mean so was what's

00:25:59.009 --> 00:26:02.410
her face in uh potomac that is probably going

00:26:02.410 --> 00:26:06.289
to be a one season wonder what's her name angela

00:26:06.289 --> 00:26:12.349
angel yeah Let her be a one season wonder then.

00:26:12.470 --> 00:26:15.990
I don't know. Angel in disguise. I like her.

00:26:16.190 --> 00:26:19.690
I like her as a personality. I just don't know

00:26:19.690 --> 00:26:22.349
that she fits in there. Right. I think you got

00:26:22.349 --> 00:26:25.049
to be a little too crazy to be on Housewives,

00:26:25.170 --> 00:26:27.430
right? Especially Atlanta because Atlanta is

00:26:27.430 --> 00:26:30.450
a lot of... I was just saying you can definitely

00:26:30.450 --> 00:26:35.069
be too chill to be a Housewife. Especially on

00:26:35.069 --> 00:26:38.130
Atlanta because I feel like that's big personalities.

00:26:39.089 --> 00:26:41.539
That's fair. well that's what we kind of see

00:26:41.539 --> 00:26:44.500
from uh kay michelle later on where she's just

00:26:44.500 --> 00:26:47.039
kind of like i'm like i'm gonna go in the other

00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:48.619
room now because i don't want to be part of this

00:26:48.619 --> 00:26:51.180
well i think you know and that's even porsche

00:26:51.180 --> 00:26:54.460
kay michelle was saying that she felt that she

00:26:54.460 --> 00:26:58.440
was met a lot of mean girls atlanta and portrayed

00:26:58.440 --> 00:27:00.500
in that good light and obviously referring to

00:27:00.500 --> 00:27:03.240
like her old show and how she doesn't want to

00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:05.519
repeat that and that's like well maybe you went

00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:14.609
to the wrong show but um trying not to have that

00:27:14.609 --> 00:27:16.910
same drama but maybe what's the wrong show so

00:27:16.910 --> 00:27:23.009
maybe um so everyone starts showing up drew and

00:27:23.009 --> 00:27:25.630
cynthia both have facetime dates and i like that

00:27:25.630 --> 00:27:27.849
cynthia just hangs up on hers pretty quickly

00:27:27.849 --> 00:27:30.630
but drew's guy was on the phone literally the

00:27:30.630 --> 00:27:34.750
whole night and like i'm that would have been

00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:36.990
so awkward for me like i i wouldn't have been

00:27:36.990 --> 00:27:39.289
able to like get through that dinner with like

00:27:39.289 --> 00:27:43.730
a guy on facetime like in front i i i would have

00:27:43.730 --> 00:27:46.930
hated it well it's like poor pager saying like

00:27:46.930 --> 00:27:49.630
did he go to the bathroom at all did he have

00:27:49.630 --> 00:27:53.549
a colostomy bag in that basement you know it's

00:27:53.549 --> 00:27:55.509
something fun like oh here's my boyfriend now

00:27:55.509 --> 00:27:57.549
he's gonna go now but he was like i'm gonna hang

00:27:57.549 --> 00:28:00.599
out here the entire time i'm like yeah you make

00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:02.559
your own little dinner too well in the fact that

00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:04.900
drew was like free like oh and i still have him

00:28:04.900 --> 00:28:07.059
on the phone black is still on it's like good

00:28:07.059 --> 00:28:09.740
for you it was weird that was it was awkward

00:28:09.740 --> 00:28:13.240
uncomfortable drew's a stunt queen and the stunts

00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:16.259
never go over well and that's what bugs me about

00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:18.759
her she's just like oh let me look she's always

00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:23.660
acting too and what was the phone case oh the

00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:33.140
situation with the dreads jamaican yeah but why

00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:35.940
i don't know what i think it was like oh like

00:28:35.940 --> 00:28:38.299
oh he's here like in spirit or whatever and then

00:28:38.299 --> 00:28:41.119
like the phone case had dreads because he's in

00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:44.039
the phone i don't i don't know cynthia can also

00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.539
do no wrong in my eyes she did better than drew

00:28:46.539 --> 00:28:49.480
and then she like was like okay i'm done with

00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:54.180
this joke she was like the joke continues i don't

00:28:54.180 --> 00:28:58.099
think it was a joke I have to say my favorite

00:28:58.099 --> 00:29:00.539
thing Drew did in the last few seasons was when

00:29:00.539 --> 00:29:02.420
she was locked out of that event and she just

00:29:02.420 --> 00:29:04.299
started eating the chicken strips from the security

00:29:04.299 --> 00:29:06.539
guard. Do you remember that? That was like the

00:29:06.539 --> 00:29:08.440
most natural thing I've seen her do. Cause it

00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:10.039
was probably the most honest thing she's done

00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:12.279
on camera in three years. Like she's like, can

00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:15.160
I have some? And she starts eating his chicken

00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:19.220
strips. It was like two years ago when like Ralph

00:29:19.220 --> 00:29:22.299
was like, Drew, stop acting. And it's true. She

00:29:22.299 --> 00:29:24.359
just like, she's a good actress and she just

00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:29.119
is always acting. and i just was that the same

00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.079
reunion where she had to sing her breakup song

00:29:31.079 --> 00:29:35.819
oh yes it was it was it was i might have missed

00:29:35.819 --> 00:29:37.759
more than last season though because i have no

00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.579
idea what you're talking about that was the season

00:29:39.579 --> 00:29:42.200
before you are aware nini's not on the show right

00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:45.079
yeah that's really hard for me to accept and

00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:48.019
i don't want to deal with that and there's a

00:29:48.019 --> 00:29:50.420
thing that happened with kenya and some you know

00:29:50.420 --> 00:29:56.579
pictures yeah yeah yeah okay so i did that was

00:29:56.579 --> 00:30:01.380
the the brit ed thing right yes okay i didn't

00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:03.420
see that but i remember hearing about this i

00:30:03.420 --> 00:30:05.599
need to like catch up on atlanta then because

00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:07.619
i know what you're talking about there i have

00:30:07.619 --> 00:30:11.019
no idea exactly what happened so there's gotta

00:30:11.019 --> 00:30:13.460
be like a like a super cut on youtube you can

00:30:13.460 --> 00:30:14.900
probably find that would catch up real quick

00:30:14.900 --> 00:30:17.059
no i'm just gonna sit down and watch the whole

00:30:17.059 --> 00:30:25.200
thing it's okay But, okay, so we... Where are

00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:28.940
we? Portia's running around in her little dress.

00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:33.180
Love it so much. And then... It's where we are.

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.819
What did you say? I was telling you, K. Michelle

00:30:36.819 --> 00:30:39.700
shows up is where we are. Oh, yes. Okay, so K.

00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:42.759
Michelle shows up with her husband. I could listen

00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:45.180
to her talk all day. Love her so much. And then

00:30:45.180 --> 00:30:47.960
Portia's man shows up. And I like how nervous

00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:51.460
and, like, cute Portia got. Like, that was really

00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:54.039
adorable to me. And then... porsche's man has

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.960
an incredible smile like that was a good smile

00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:01.180
he's very good looking he had a huge necklace

00:31:01.180 --> 00:31:04.079
i can't invest in him because we know that porsche

00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:06.880
is a full -blown well she's bisexual and she's

00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:09.640
with a lady now i don't care like she can be

00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:12.859
with whoever she wants yeah right it's difficult

00:31:12.859 --> 00:31:15.460
to buy into this whole like oh your man thing

00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.960
yeah we know the rest of the season turns into

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.980
her woman situation so it's kind of hard do you

00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:22.759
think that's actually going to pan out like the

00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:25.920
person we meet i guess next episode like do we

00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:27.480
think that's actually going to be a full -blown

00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.079
thing they're still together like they valentine's

00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:35.059
day together like on their instagram oh yes i'm

00:31:35.059 --> 00:31:39.079
really bad about checking out instagrams that's

00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:44.180
so exciting though yeah i love so yeah yeah i'm

00:31:44.180 --> 00:31:46.599
looking forward to meeting what's her name Sway.

00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:48.559
I'm looking forward to meeting her and seeing

00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.460
how she is on camera and everything. I don't

00:31:51.460 --> 00:31:56.779
know. Portia deserves happiness. Especially after

00:31:56.779 --> 00:31:58.799
the rollercoaster she's been through. I'm looking

00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:02.099
forward to seeing how this manifests. Pardon

00:32:02.099 --> 00:32:10.880
the word. Okay. Not Amber. Amanda. God. I've

00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.099
put her completely out of my mind. we like nothing

00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:17.420
more than mixing our franchises over here at

00:32:17.420 --> 00:32:21.380
husband's watching it's okay it's one big girl's

00:32:21.380 --> 00:32:26.059
trip yeah by the way nini is coming back for

00:32:26.059 --> 00:32:28.079
the girls trip thing though oh that's correct

00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.460
she's going for that yes very excited for that

00:32:30.460 --> 00:32:34.480
um what else okay so let me go back to shamia's

00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:39.180
house where we meet pinky cole and i I think

00:32:39.180 --> 00:32:42.220
I want to like Pinky Cole, but just from the

00:32:42.220 --> 00:32:44.640
previews we've seen, I feel like she's going

00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:48.240
to kind of fizzle out a little bit maybe, but

00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:51.599
I like the first couple of things we get with

00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:54.180
her. She seems like she gets buck wild when she

00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:56.720
drinks. When she walks into Portia's house and

00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:59.900
she's a little loose with three sheets to the

00:32:59.900 --> 00:33:03.660
wind, I like that. With the veil from Steel Magnolias?

00:33:04.019 --> 00:33:06.599
Yes. I like how they're talking about how late

00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:09.569
Shamia is. and everything but then she kind of

00:33:09.569 --> 00:33:11.609
just like rolls up on in there like right after

00:33:11.609 --> 00:33:13.730
they say that obviously like the timing was good

00:33:13.730 --> 00:33:16.109
editing because i think she was very late it

00:33:16.109 --> 00:33:17.990
made me anxious because i'm like why haven't

00:33:17.990 --> 00:33:20.049
you left the house yet well i just wanted to

00:33:20.049 --> 00:33:21.690
show me like oh sorry we're a little late we

00:33:21.690 --> 00:33:24.089
were pre -gaming because they were clearly just

00:33:24.089 --> 00:33:27.450
like doing shots i was flipping in my mohawk

00:33:27.450 --> 00:33:31.930
i liked the mohawk by the way i thought that

00:33:31.930 --> 00:33:35.730
was cool i didn't mind it i didn't understand

00:33:35.730 --> 00:33:39.460
they were talking I thought she had that body

00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:42.220
last year. Are they trying to say this is a new

00:33:42.220 --> 00:33:47.180
boob situation? Maybe it was more on display.

00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:52.319
I don't know. Phaedra went as far as to say it's

00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:57.099
giving 360. Phaedra said, if you can't afford

00:33:57.099 --> 00:33:59.980
it, inject it, I guess. And that is the shade

00:33:59.980 --> 00:34:04.619
I need from Phaedra. That's what I want. They

00:34:04.619 --> 00:34:07.539
were sitting pretty. the boobs oh yeah oh yeah

00:34:07.539 --> 00:34:10.539
they were good the energy that uh shamia walked

00:34:10.539 --> 00:34:13.079
in with though was i think a little too confrontational

00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:14.780
like i'm glad that like she and porsche were

00:34:14.780 --> 00:34:17.380
like cordial to each other but oh i have to go

00:34:17.380 --> 00:34:20.199
back to uh shamia there was one part she was

00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:22.360
in her confessional with her i call her her jackie

00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:26.559
o wig and she she was like let me reenact this

00:34:34.829 --> 00:34:38.230
She's so funny. She's funny, but I was like...

00:34:38.230 --> 00:34:41.269
Go ahead, sorry. Can we also talk about how Shamia

00:34:41.269 --> 00:34:44.489
has displayed eight or nine different confessional

00:34:44.489 --> 00:34:47.349
looks all in the first episode? I literally put

00:34:47.349 --> 00:34:51.670
that in my notes. She's giving very much versatility

00:34:51.670 --> 00:34:55.929
with the wigs. Yeah. It's a lot, though. It's

00:34:55.929 --> 00:35:01.800
a lot. It is. It's hard. Coming into, like, I

00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.280
can clock Cynthia, Portia, Phaedra, and Pinky

00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:08.380
Cole. Like, I know for sure who the four of them

00:35:08.380 --> 00:35:11.039
are. I didn't realize Shamia wasn't the same

00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.820
person in a couple of her confessionals for a

00:35:14.820 --> 00:35:18.059
second. I was like, oh, wait, I got it now. But,

00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:19.860
like, they either need to throw up a chyron or

00:35:19.860 --> 00:35:21.519
they need to be a little more consistent with,

00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:23.420
like, the hair because I'm like, I don't want

00:35:23.420 --> 00:35:25.760
to be, I want to know who we're talking to for

00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:28.599
a second. Make it confuse the viewers. Yes, for

00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:32.659
sure. Yeah. akie's eye makeup was a little heavy

00:35:32.659 --> 00:35:34.920
on top it was making me feel like she was a little

00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:38.460
droopy in the eyes and it reminded me of uh the

00:35:38.460 --> 00:35:43.360
john waters don't don't yeah you know what no

00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.500
i knew exactly what you were talking about and

00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:47.400
like i felt the same way because i was like it

00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:51.000
did feel a little heavy and like but i could

00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:52.920
get past it because i loved the rest of her look

00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.000
like with the tie and like the slit up to the

00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.980
i was like i love this and the garters Yes. I

00:35:59.980 --> 00:36:03.739
thought it was so cool. It was Raven -Symoné

00:36:03.739 --> 00:36:09.139
-esque. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. I like

00:36:09.139 --> 00:36:13.500
it. Thank you. We go back to Portia's house.

00:36:13.579 --> 00:36:15.260
Kelly shows up with a man that apparently knows

00:36:15.260 --> 00:36:17.920
everyone, and I like that they're just, like,

00:36:18.019 --> 00:36:19.880
they all just talk about it right in front of

00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:21.320
him. They're like, yeah, get out of here, sir.

00:36:21.420 --> 00:36:26.440
Like, I like it. Yeah, I know him. Oh, yeah,

00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:33.420
we know him. yeah and then um oh this is the

00:36:33.420 --> 00:36:34.960
thing that's going to become my vocal stem so

00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:37.199
kay michelle says that she doesn't know charles

00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.800
but he's an and she relates to and the way she

00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:43.860
says i thought was so funny it's like i could

00:36:43.860 --> 00:36:52.019
listen to her say it all day long like i don't

00:36:52.019 --> 00:36:53.840
i don't know that i have that voice in me like

00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:56.960
it's it's a it's a good raspy like i i love it

00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:58.619
but like i don't know that i can recreate it

00:36:58.619 --> 00:37:03.300
like without 14 cigarettes i love her nickname

00:37:03.300 --> 00:37:07.059
is also puddin puddin it's known to my fans it's

00:37:07.059 --> 00:37:11.239
puddin i love it i love puddin that's so cute

00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:15.480
i love her little belt buckle with puddin on

00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:22.599
it too yes We get a cutaway to Shamia calling

00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:24.780
her husband to see where he's at, and he says

00:37:24.780 --> 00:37:29.239
his flight was stuck in Charlotte. And I don't

00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:31.420
buy this for one second. So first of all, we

00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:34.019
find out this man didn't want to come to the

00:37:34.019 --> 00:37:36.119
party. That's one. Two, you're going to tell

00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:38.760
me that you knew the day of this party, like

00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:41.000
what time the party was, whatever, and that you

00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:45.659
were traveling that day, and that you didn't

00:37:45.659 --> 00:37:47.559
let your wife know that you were stuck in Charlotte

00:37:47.559 --> 00:37:49.800
until... two hours into when you were supposed

00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.159
to be the party i don't buy it for one second

00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:55.800
that's right who said like what's the big deal

00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.960
about it he's never here anyway like angela like

00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:03.639
why does jew care yeah that really bugged me

00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:05.780
too drew was like that's that where's your husband

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:09.599
it's like where's your husband ray calm down

00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:14.980
she's like oh is he traveling and he and she's

00:38:14.980 --> 00:38:19.250
like yeah actually He is. And she's like, oh,

00:38:19.269 --> 00:38:21.469
well, that's convenient. Lucky guess, I guess.

00:38:23.030 --> 00:38:27.849
The reaction was what threw me off, though. The

00:38:27.849 --> 00:38:30.550
what? The reaction from Shamia was what threw

00:38:30.550 --> 00:38:32.989
me off. Because, like, when Drew asked the question,

00:38:33.090 --> 00:38:35.309
it was like, well, where's your man? Or, like,

00:38:35.309 --> 00:38:36.929
why isn't your man here or whatever? Because,

00:38:36.989 --> 00:38:39.309
like, it was a couple's event, to be fair. I

00:38:39.309 --> 00:38:41.750
think it was a fair question that Drew asked.

00:38:42.510 --> 00:38:45.820
When Shamia was like, He's not here for the same

00:38:45.820 --> 00:38:48.179
reason your man's not here. And I was like, oh,

00:38:48.219 --> 00:38:52.719
why are we doing this? Yeah, that energy just

00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:56.139
seemed like a little too much too soon in the

00:38:56.139 --> 00:38:58.500
season. I know that Drew and Shamia had some

00:38:58.500 --> 00:39:00.280
problems last season. I think it's just basically

00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.019
Shamia just being like, I don't fuck with you.

00:39:02.940 --> 00:39:05.619
I don't want to answer your question. And also,

00:39:05.619 --> 00:39:08.420
we all know Gerald does not want to film. He

00:39:08.420 --> 00:39:10.039
didn't want her to do the show for so many years.

00:39:10.099 --> 00:39:12.389
That's why she didn't do the show. and now he's

00:39:12.389 --> 00:39:13.929
probably just like you can do the show but i

00:39:13.929 --> 00:39:16.489
don't want anything any part of it really i'll

00:39:16.489 --> 00:39:21.250
do a few cameos but that's it maybe but like

00:39:21.250 --> 00:39:25.070
i don't know and like and that's the point where

00:39:25.070 --> 00:39:27.690
uh k michelle gets up and she's like i don't

00:39:27.690 --> 00:39:28.929
want to do this i don't want to do that like

00:39:28.929 --> 00:39:32.010
that's what triggered her right yes yeah because

00:39:32.010 --> 00:39:35.329
it's going to mean girly i mean girl yeah well

00:39:35.329 --> 00:39:46.039
i've seen oh yeah Yeah. Where else? Oh, and then

00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:49.019
so Pinky and Shamia show up. I got off my timeline

00:39:49.019 --> 00:39:50.559
a little bit. Pinky and Shamia show up and I

00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:54.920
love Pinky's outfit here too. With the veil thing,

00:39:55.019 --> 00:40:03.519
I thought that was great. Yeah. We play the obligatory

00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:08.880
sex questions game at dinner. Bravo. Just throw

00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:12.190
the cards away. Now, I mean, in all fairness,

00:40:12.329 --> 00:40:15.010
I feel like somehow it was part of the whole

00:40:15.010 --> 00:40:18.150
Mystic River or whatever that was. Whatever the

00:40:18.150 --> 00:40:20.449
event name was called. I keep wanting to say

00:40:20.449 --> 00:40:24.289
Mystic Pizza. Mystic Island, whatever. I think

00:40:24.289 --> 00:40:25.849
it was part of their whole thing because like

00:40:25.849 --> 00:40:27.909
even the bottle of Mystic Island was like, you

00:40:27.909 --> 00:40:30.170
know, for couples and it had something to do

00:40:30.170 --> 00:40:32.039
with couples. I think it was. part of their whole

00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:34.360
brand or some crap. Portia didn't even know what

00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.699
was going on. Yeah. Portia didn't know what the

00:40:36.699 --> 00:40:40.280
party was called. She said Mystique. I don't

00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:43.960
know. Mystical Island. I don't know. Majestic.

00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:48.460
I like Mystic River much better. I like Mystic

00:40:48.460 --> 00:40:52.019
River, yes. Mystic River is 100 % what this episode

00:40:52.019 --> 00:40:57.059
is going to be. Sean Pins showed up. What'd you

00:40:57.059 --> 00:41:00.320
say? I said then Sean Pins showed up. mystic

00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:08.639
river references oh okay yeah got it um but yeah

00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:11.539
so we play the obligatory sex game and like the

00:41:11.539 --> 00:41:13.719
and so this is the point where pinky starts talking

00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:16.159
about her husband and i looked at the husband

00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.980
and i kind of get it i'm not gonna lie like i

00:41:18.980 --> 00:41:23.610
see what she's into I feel like she would be

00:41:23.610 --> 00:41:27.090
so funny in real life. I bet she's just really

00:41:27.090 --> 00:41:31.170
easy to talk to, you know what I mean? I feel

00:41:31.170 --> 00:41:33.530
like that. I feel like she's probably one of

00:41:33.530 --> 00:41:35.210
those people that just doesn't take herself that

00:41:35.210 --> 00:41:36.949
seriously. I mean, she's got a brand called Slutty

00:41:36.949 --> 00:41:40.550
Vegan, and I love someone that can just have

00:41:40.550 --> 00:41:43.250
a brand that's a little bit vulgar. I love it.

00:41:43.909 --> 00:41:46.489
Yeah. I forgot about that. I forgot that she

00:41:46.489 --> 00:41:49.190
was vegan. Right, because she's the only meat.

00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:58.000
The only meat I eat is his. And I get it. So

00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:03.699
then Drew asks Shamia why Daryl isn't there.

00:42:03.820 --> 00:42:06.960
We get that line of questioning that gets very,

00:42:07.019 --> 00:42:11.280
very tense. And then we get a little bit of questioning

00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:14.059
around the timeline of Portia's relationship.

00:42:17.389 --> 00:42:19.489
i get where they're going with this i don't care

00:42:19.489 --> 00:42:21.869
i simply don't care like porsche can have 94

00:42:21.869 --> 00:42:23.869
boyfriends and that's none of my business and

00:42:23.869 --> 00:42:26.210
i want that for her the thing with the timing

00:42:26.210 --> 00:42:28.110
of it all is like they make like they make it

00:42:28.110 --> 00:42:30.090
seem like porsche says that we've been actively

00:42:30.090 --> 00:42:32.969
dating this entire time she was saying like i

00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:37.530
met him back then and then she got married not

00:42:37.530 --> 00:42:40.670
like i mean she did say it in a weird kind of

00:42:40.670 --> 00:42:42.590
way that might have suggested they were still

00:42:42.590 --> 00:42:45.949
kind of like keeping connections in the meantime

00:42:45.949 --> 00:42:48.670
but nothing she said was like and then we the

00:42:48.670 --> 00:42:50.610
entire time i was married we were still hooking

00:42:50.610 --> 00:42:54.349
up i mean no yeah i heard it exactly the way

00:42:54.349 --> 00:42:57.570
i i think she meant it was yeah we met we didn't

00:42:57.570 --> 00:42:59.369
talk for a while like it's been an on and off

00:42:59.369 --> 00:43:02.659
again thing like i right but as housewives are

00:43:02.659 --> 00:43:05.000
apt to do they or want to do they'll be like

00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.400
oh make start making this whole like timeline

00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:11.420
of they were cheating and oh i didn't really

00:43:11.420 --> 00:43:13.719
i didn't really care like i don't i don't know

00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:15.920
why i was trying to i also don't know why they

00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:19.099
can get they're like so concerned about simon

00:43:19.099 --> 00:43:22.000
and this whole thing you know it's like her ex

00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:24.280
is just like he wasn't even really around they

00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:26.199
were married for half a second so like they're

00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:28.539
sitting here pretending to be all like clutching

00:43:28.539 --> 00:43:30.780
their pearls over the fact that you know oh he

00:43:30.780 --> 00:43:33.179
was cheated on but then at the same time like

00:43:33.179 --> 00:43:36.099
what do they care i don't care for porsche can

00:43:36.099 --> 00:43:39.639
cheat porsche has a has a pass with me i don't

00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:43.920
care i'm like ghost of simon that was funny when

00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:48.440
that was weird i didn't like the like the the

00:43:48.440 --> 00:43:50.559
phantom of him like coming up on the screen and

00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:52.179
then like the ghost of him floating around i

00:43:52.179 --> 00:43:54.019
thought that was very strange and i was just

00:43:54.019 --> 00:43:57.289
like Let the man rest. I couldn't figure out

00:43:57.289 --> 00:43:59.289
if he was dead or not with what they were talking

00:43:59.289 --> 00:44:05.449
about. It's just so weird. Don't you think he's

00:44:05.449 --> 00:44:08.849
going to jump out of a closet? No. Because of

00:44:08.849 --> 00:44:13.190
the prenup and it's her house. It was slightly

00:44:13.190 --> 00:44:18.119
problematic. Was he? Yeah. No, the whole joke

00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:20.480
was problematic. It was making Simon out to be

00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:24.079
a boogeyman. Or he's stalking them or something

00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:29.780
weird. Maybe we just leave that one alone, Bravo

00:44:29.780 --> 00:44:34.679
producers. This is weird. I applaud them for

00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:39.280
sticking with the bit enough to have a callback

00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:41.320
later on with a little ghost flying through,

00:44:41.420 --> 00:44:43.380
but at the same time, it was just a lame bit

00:44:43.380 --> 00:44:46.809
to begin with. but it was silly and they should

00:44:46.809 --> 00:44:51.090
include more phantoms maybe that'll be the whole

00:44:51.090 --> 00:44:53.349
theme this season is there's always some phantom

00:44:53.349 --> 00:44:56.989
floating through you know ralph i want them to

00:44:56.989 --> 00:44:58.929
bring back as the phantom of cynthia with her

00:44:58.929 --> 00:45:01.849
friendship contract oh god that's the cynthia

00:45:01.849 --> 00:45:08.590
i miss um but then we start to unpack everyone's

00:45:08.590 --> 00:45:10.130
feelings about where they're currently at with

00:45:10.130 --> 00:45:12.750
the group and porsche feels like she has closure

00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:15.309
with shamia which is great and then i guess shamia

00:45:15.309 --> 00:45:17.730
apologized to the group like through a youtube

00:45:17.730 --> 00:45:21.929
video and drew and her reenactment of that video

00:45:21.929 --> 00:45:25.650
was the best thing i've seen in my entire life

00:45:25.650 --> 00:45:29.630
like i thought it was so funny while wearing

00:45:29.630 --> 00:45:37.250
her shot now earrings behind i loved it um but

00:45:37.250 --> 00:45:40.550
then So in this, at this point, Kay Michelle

00:45:40.550 --> 00:45:42.510
is out with the guys and like, she's kind of

00:45:42.510 --> 00:45:45.449
like, like not, not interested in being part

00:45:45.449 --> 00:45:48.650
of the drama, which is like, it wasn't that dramatic.

00:45:48.650 --> 00:45:52.389
And the party ends with minimal drama. And I,

00:45:52.449 --> 00:45:55.289
my favorite moment of the entire episode was

00:45:55.289 --> 00:45:57.829
Portia says that she was a gracious host. She

00:45:57.829 --> 00:45:59.949
wasn't very ratchet and she wasn't reading anybody,

00:46:00.010 --> 00:46:03.679
but she's saving that for later. That was. Like,

00:46:03.699 --> 00:46:05.920
this is why I love Portia. Like, this is it.

00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:09.239
That's a good host. That's a good host. The thing,

00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:11.500
one thing that bugged me going back a second

00:46:11.500 --> 00:46:15.599
was Kelly trying to make something. Basically,

00:46:15.820 --> 00:46:18.199
like, they, she, Portia and Shamira are like,

00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:20.199
yeah, we're fine. They're not fine. But they're

00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.059
like, for the sake of this moment, we're fine.

00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:25.639
We're cool. We're cordial. And then Kelly, and

00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:27.280
then like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,

00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.179
10 minutes later, Kelly's like, wait a second.

00:46:29.219 --> 00:46:33.170
Are you okay? Shut up. I like you, Kelly, but

00:46:33.170 --> 00:46:36.210
no, no, we killed it. We're good for this moment.

00:46:36.489 --> 00:46:38.389
Like, I see you're trying to move some story,

00:46:38.489 --> 00:46:41.050
but the two of them are not willing to move the

00:46:41.050 --> 00:46:44.050
story right now. And now you're just like trying

00:46:44.050 --> 00:46:47.389
to like picket things. And like Portia was justifiably

00:46:47.389 --> 00:46:49.690
annoyed, but she's like, let me write it back.

00:46:50.030 --> 00:46:53.010
I'll get her later. But it just, it was like,

00:46:53.070 --> 00:46:56.050
Kelly, stop. Don't, don't do that. Now you're

00:46:56.050 --> 00:46:57.550
going to be accused of being someone's lapdog

00:46:57.550 --> 00:46:59.289
because you're trying to make something happen.

00:47:00.059 --> 00:47:03.380
with washi mia and porsche was kelly a friend

00:47:03.380 --> 00:47:09.639
of last season no full time yeah yeah okay because

00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:12.400
like that's like i would almost understand it

00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:14.300
if she was coming from the space of like i was

00:47:14.300 --> 00:47:17.039
a friend of and now i'm like like angie k tried

00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:19.059
really really hard her first season that she

00:47:19.059 --> 00:47:21.159
was a like a full -blown housewife and it was

00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.579
a lot in salt lake city and then like now she's

00:47:23.579 --> 00:47:26.630
more comfortable I don't know why I'm trying

00:47:26.630 --> 00:47:28.309
to stand up for Angie. She didn't bring a lot

00:47:28.309 --> 00:47:30.010
for me. I think Kelly's issue this season is

00:47:30.010 --> 00:47:32.210
she just doesn't have anything going on that

00:47:32.210 --> 00:47:35.309
we're aware of. Not yet. Have they even teased

00:47:35.309 --> 00:47:36.869
anything, though? I mean, she's still going through

00:47:36.869 --> 00:47:40.309
her divorce with her abusive, horrible ex -husband.

00:47:40.769 --> 00:47:44.550
True. But, yeah, I didn't think that was necessary

00:47:44.550 --> 00:47:50.630
that whole moment. Just no. No. Which one was...

00:47:50.969 --> 00:47:53.650
dying her dog last season? That was Kelly. Kelly

00:47:53.650 --> 00:47:59.190
also dyes her dog pink and purple. So it won't

00:47:59.190 --> 00:48:01.230
get kidnapped. Yeah, the dog was kidnapped once

00:48:01.230 --> 00:48:03.650
and then she got it back and so she dyed it so

00:48:03.650 --> 00:48:06.190
that they could identify the dog. I just can't

00:48:06.190 --> 00:48:08.369
imagine putting your dog through hair coloring.

00:48:08.989 --> 00:48:14.849
I know they have pet safe dyes now, but it just

00:48:14.849 --> 00:48:19.170
seems like a lot of work. The dog doesn't want

00:48:19.170 --> 00:48:24.420
that. get a very unique collar and call it agreed

00:48:24.420 --> 00:48:32.400
yeah kelly's a little kooky oh yeah much shorter

00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:34.360
than i remember i know she like made makes the

00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:36.199
whole thing about being short but like they showed

00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:38.679
her kind of walking in the door at one point

00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:41.199
and i was like the perspective was just all i

00:48:41.199 --> 00:48:43.059
don't think she clears five foot yeah that's

00:48:43.059 --> 00:48:46.679
no i don't think so either is porsche super tall

00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:49.260
though like Because when she's standing next

00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:52.260
to that man, they don't look like there's a huge

00:48:52.260 --> 00:48:55.519
height disparity. She's always in six inch heels,

00:48:55.659 --> 00:49:00.599
first of all. I think she's regular tall. She's

00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:05.579
not simply tall. She's 5 '8". Oh, okay. With

00:49:05.579 --> 00:49:09.000
six inch heels, that translates. Yeah. Lord,

00:49:11.940 --> 00:49:16.719
she's taller than me. How tall are you? 5 '11

00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:19.980
and three quarters. I'm five, nine and a half.

00:49:20.739 --> 00:49:25.119
I'm almost six one. That's what I say. Proud

00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:27.840
of you. Thank you. My doctor does not ever let

00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:29.719
me live down that quarter inch that like, I just

00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:31.800
can't get to six feet. And it's weird. Like,

00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:33.360
I'm not like a short guy, but I'm the shortest

00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:35.840
guy in my family. So like, I have a complex about

00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:38.579
it. Cause like all of my cousins are like six,

00:49:38.619 --> 00:49:40.500
two, six, three. My brother's like six, four.

00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:42.420
And I'm like, I'll just kill myself. It's fine.

00:49:47.699 --> 00:49:51.619
It's hard. It's really, really hard. What did

00:49:51.619 --> 00:49:54.360
you guys, so like overall, what did we think

00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:56.920
about this episode? And like looking forward

00:49:56.920 --> 00:50:00.199
to the preview for episode two, how did we feel?

00:50:01.340 --> 00:50:04.599
I enjoyed it. I thought I liked everyone except

00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:07.539
for one person. I thought we got to know everyone

00:50:07.539 --> 00:50:10.699
and get caught up on them in a good way. I'm

00:50:10.699 --> 00:50:13.940
looking forward to like what's coming. and um

00:50:13.940 --> 00:50:16.820
yeah i think they chose two good newbies i don't

00:50:16.820 --> 00:50:18.320
always love it when they're eight housewives

00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:22.940
but i think it will be okay eight seems to be

00:50:22.940 --> 00:50:27.659
too much typically but i'm going with it i think

00:50:27.659 --> 00:50:30.579
the only time eight was done really well was

00:50:30.579 --> 00:50:33.500
the season that bethany came back to new york

00:50:33.500 --> 00:50:40.519
and like But they all showed up to work. Every

00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:43.059
one of those women showed up and knew what they

00:50:43.059 --> 00:50:46.840
were doing. Agreed. That's a good example of

00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:49.000
eight. And then another good example would be

00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:54.480
Beverly Hills, that Diana season. I forget about

00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:58.699
that season a lot. I very vividly remember thinking

00:50:58.699 --> 00:51:00.940
to myself, God, this woman is the epitome of

00:51:00.940 --> 00:51:02.739
wealth and class and glamour. And I was like,

00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:08.639
God, how did we mess it up so bad? So you say.

00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:15.539
So you say. Yes, I know. Yes, I know. I thought

00:51:15.539 --> 00:51:18.079
this episode was a little disjointed. I won't

00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:22.260
lie. The previews and everything, I know we're

00:51:22.260 --> 00:51:24.320
going to get there, but I don't feel like this

00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.260
really launched me off on a runway to get excited

00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:30.139
about the season. I'm just going to stay tuned

00:51:30.139 --> 00:51:32.280
and see what happens. I know we'll get there

00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:34.920
eventually. We got there on Beverly Hills, so

00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:37.829
why won't we get there for Atlanta? It took a

00:51:37.829 --> 00:51:39.949
while to get there in Beverly Hills though, Diva.

00:51:42.150 --> 00:51:46.710
I love the long game. I'm good at it. It does

00:51:46.710 --> 00:51:49.510
feel like they're finding their footing. But

00:51:49.510 --> 00:51:52.369
I loved it. I thought it was still exciting.

00:51:53.010 --> 00:51:54.630
For a minute I thought you said finding their

00:51:54.630 --> 00:51:56.269
pudding. And I'm like, girl, they found their

00:51:56.269 --> 00:52:01.789
pudding. And I like the juxtaposition to Rhode

00:52:01.789 --> 00:52:04.630
Island. Because they're very, very different.

00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:10.340
And I think coming off of Rhode Island so quickly.

00:52:10.420 --> 00:52:13.019
And then also it, it was right before another

00:52:13.019 --> 00:52:15.820
episode of Rhode, Rhode Island, like on Sunday,

00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:19.659
I think it's such a different show that it's

00:52:19.659 --> 00:52:21.940
like, we set the bar really, really high with

00:52:21.940 --> 00:52:24.059
Rhode Island. I think the other thing too is

00:52:24.059 --> 00:52:30.010
with Atlanta, I think. I honestly, and it's been

00:52:30.010 --> 00:52:31.670
a minute since this happened, but like since

00:52:31.670 --> 00:52:33.809
the whole thing with candy and Portia and Phaedra

00:52:33.809 --> 00:52:36.510
went down, I think that that show is, is struggled

00:52:36.510 --> 00:52:40.050
to like find its way back to like what Atlanta,

00:52:40.190 --> 00:52:44.050
like the heart of Atlanta is. And like, I feel

00:52:44.050 --> 00:52:45.530
like we're getting there a little bit because

00:52:45.530 --> 00:52:47.349
like, and I'm like, I'm not exaggerating when

00:52:47.349 --> 00:52:49.369
I say like, these are the women that raised me.

00:52:50.030 --> 00:52:52.730
i love atlanta like it's like i love atlanta

00:52:52.730 --> 00:52:54.409
new york and new jersey for this reason because

00:52:54.409 --> 00:52:56.329
like this is like my comfort show and it feels

00:52:56.329 --> 00:52:59.510
like we're getting back to that place um but

00:52:59.510 --> 00:53:03.630
yeah it i i do i do agree with you it's like

00:53:03.630 --> 00:53:05.130
it feels like we're finding our footing a little

00:53:05.130 --> 00:53:07.929
bit again and like i hope we're off to the right

00:53:07.929 --> 00:53:09.690
foot i don't know but like i do get where you're

00:53:09.690 --> 00:53:11.469
coming from scott with it being disjointed because

00:53:11.469 --> 00:53:17.210
it's it it doesn't feel like the drama that Atlanta

00:53:17.210 --> 00:53:19.550
used to bring almost. And maybe that's okay.

00:53:20.170 --> 00:53:22.789
It's only the first episode. It was also kind

00:53:22.789 --> 00:53:25.670
of here, there, and everywhere. Yeah. I think

00:53:25.670 --> 00:53:27.110
it's disjointed because it's picking, it's trying

00:53:27.110 --> 00:53:29.710
to pick up like drama that kind of was there

00:53:29.710 --> 00:53:32.030
from last season while also introducing us to

00:53:32.030 --> 00:53:35.090
the new girls. And it's like, I don't know. I

00:53:35.090 --> 00:53:38.329
feel like the drama last season wasn't that dramatic

00:53:38.329 --> 00:53:40.690
to need to be picked up on this first episode.

00:53:40.789 --> 00:53:42.949
It's not like it's been a cliffhanger for me,

00:53:42.989 --> 00:53:46.309
you know? I feel like it was, you know, satisfactory

00:53:46.309 --> 00:53:49.929
at the reunion. Yeah. It can be like dramatic

00:53:49.929 --> 00:53:53.650
and messy, but also like fun. So it's not just,

00:53:53.769 --> 00:53:56.130
you know, we hate each other. We're fighting.

00:53:56.230 --> 00:53:58.030
There should be like a lot of fun, a lot of laughter.

00:53:58.269 --> 00:54:01.110
Cause that's a big part of what Atlanta is. Well,

00:54:01.230 --> 00:54:04.309
I was going to say, yeah, Rhode Island is, is

00:54:04.309 --> 00:54:07.519
great, but. It depends what you're looking for.

00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.719
Because if you want to laugh, Atlanta is a million

00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:15.820
times funnier than like Rhode Island or I would

00:54:15.820 --> 00:54:18.199
say even Potomac. Like they've just always been

00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:23.980
funnier. Well, Atlanta, like those, oh my God.

00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:25.619
I just like, I just looked at our live stream

00:54:25.619 --> 00:54:27.360
on Instagram and people like have been commenting

00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:29.719
there. I am so sorry that I've been in StreamYard

00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:32.639
this whole time. I had no idea people were commenting.

00:54:34.460 --> 00:54:36.829
Oh my God. The guy that, taught me about wind

00:54:36.829 --> 00:54:40.730
uh joined our live stream that is i love oh my

00:54:40.730 --> 00:54:48.590
god um the guy who taught you about wind yeah

00:54:48.590 --> 00:54:52.670
we don't really understand how wind works truth

00:54:52.670 --> 00:54:57.469
be told we still don't i understand it a little

00:54:57.469 --> 00:55:01.280
bit better but like So we host on RSS, like our

00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:04.119
podcast, and I'm in like a group chat with a

00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:08.019
bunch of other podcast hosts on RSS. And one

00:55:08.019 --> 00:55:11.800
of the guys in there, Jeff Zurich, is like a

00:55:11.800 --> 00:55:15.579
full blown scientist. And like, I love listening

00:55:15.579 --> 00:55:18.320
to his show because like he like makes science

00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:20.719
like much more interesting and like accessible.

00:55:21.469 --> 00:55:23.050
But, like, I reached out and I was like, hey,

00:55:23.190 --> 00:55:25.269
Emma and I don't understand wind and, like, where

00:55:25.269 --> 00:55:27.929
it comes from and how it works. And it's a knockdown

00:55:27.929 --> 00:55:30.070
drag out fight that I've had with my uncle who's

00:55:30.070 --> 00:55:31.989
a farmer and, like, has tried to explain it to

00:55:31.989 --> 00:55:36.670
me millions of times. And he taught me how wind

00:55:36.670 --> 00:55:45.610
works. But, yeah. Hi, Jeff. And then, oh, and

00:55:45.610 --> 00:55:49.530
then Shaded Reality. I did an episode. yeah i

00:55:49.530 --> 00:55:53.869
did an episode with them um for secret lives

00:55:53.869 --> 00:55:57.389
of mormon wives that was super cool um yeah well

00:55:57.389 --> 00:55:59.909
hello instagram people i'm so glad you're here

00:55:59.909 --> 00:56:05.469
yeah but um no i think this is gonna be a really

00:56:05.469 --> 00:56:07.869
really cool season i'm i'm glad to i'm glad to

00:56:07.869 --> 00:56:09.289
be back in atlanta i know they are they have

00:56:09.289 --> 00:56:11.170
always been funnier but like i think it's because

00:56:11.170 --> 00:56:17.380
mini leaks and Portia and like Phaedra they are

00:56:17.380 --> 00:56:21.199
walking comedy shows and like I I've never seen

00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:25.059
women funnier than those women I'm I God I hope

00:56:25.059 --> 00:56:27.619
we get Nini back like permanently after the whole

00:56:27.619 --> 00:56:31.039
like road trip thing because I swear to God like

00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:34.239
that's that's what I need that would be nice

00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:36.980
if she like made an appearance at least on the

00:56:36.980 --> 00:56:39.260
regular season next season or just like came

00:56:39.260 --> 00:56:43.340
back forever like that's like well and i she

00:56:43.340 --> 00:56:45.960
also did the thing with bethany the reality reckoning

00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:47.760
thing where she went on bethany's podcast and

00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:51.260
they talked about how like there was a lot of

00:56:51.260 --> 00:56:55.579
stuff there and i fear that like like i i want

00:56:55.579 --> 00:56:58.420
anything that was like any wrongs to be righted

00:56:58.420 --> 00:57:01.260
i really do like if anyone ever wrong nini leaks

00:57:01.260 --> 00:57:06.570
like i'll fight them personally um but i like

00:57:06.570 --> 00:57:09.269
i don't want nini to burn any bridges like to

00:57:09.269 --> 00:57:11.269
be able to come back i guess i don't know like

00:57:11.269 --> 00:57:14.530
i love her yeah i thought the bridges were burned

00:57:14.530 --> 00:57:16.590
but i guess they weren't if she was able to do

00:57:16.590 --> 00:57:19.869
girls trip so i think maybe they're just you

00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:25.550
know singed strongly i need to know what is going

00:57:25.550 --> 00:57:28.789
on because to hear andy cohen talking about it

00:57:28.789 --> 00:57:32.050
last i heard he's like he doesn't want to talk

00:57:32.050 --> 00:57:37.940
about nini you know So what happened with Nene

00:57:37.940 --> 00:57:42.380
is Bethany Frankel, my hero. I'm sorry. I know.

00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:49.820
I don't know what to tell you. Bethany Frankel

00:57:49.820 --> 00:57:55.239
went on one of her TikTok lives and started talking

00:57:55.239 --> 00:58:01.019
about the like mistreatment of women in reality

00:58:01.019 --> 00:58:03.300
TV, especially the Real Housewives. And it all

00:58:03.300 --> 00:58:06.659
kind of. it all kind of came together when scandal

00:58:06.659 --> 00:58:10.900
all happened where um oh my god who was the girl

00:58:10.900 --> 00:58:17.579
in skin not not uh rachel rachel yes rachel like

00:58:17.579 --> 00:58:23.119
was treated horrifically and like i i get both

00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:25.219
sides of it i'll tell you i understand why she

00:58:25.219 --> 00:58:26.800
was treated badly because ariana was her best

00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:31.739
friend I do think she was unfairly targeted by

00:58:31.739 --> 00:58:36.559
a lot of the, a lot of the audience. Cause I

00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:39.719
like it. That was really, really bad. So then

00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:43.860
she, Bethany brings on Raquel does the whole

00:58:43.860 --> 00:58:45.880
thing about like, yeah, women are treated horribly

00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:48.440
in reality TV, which is true to be fair. And

00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:53.219
then brings on Nini leagues who. I guess Nini

00:58:53.219 --> 00:58:55.340
experienced everything on a different level because

00:58:55.340 --> 00:58:57.300
there were some racial components to it. And

00:58:57.300 --> 00:59:00.480
I think once you start talking badly about Bravo,

00:59:00.659 --> 00:59:03.719
I think that's where the walls kind of go up

00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:07.019
with Bravo. And it's like, you don't go against

00:59:07.019 --> 00:59:10.659
the family, which Bethany's talked about how,

00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:15.099
you know, Bravo made them who they are, but.

00:59:15.619 --> 00:59:17.659
bravo wouldn't be what bravo is without them

00:59:17.659 --> 00:59:19.980
so like there's got to be both sides of the equation

00:59:19.980 --> 00:59:23.039
that's that's kind of how we got here with andy

00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:25.860
cohen not wanting to talk about needy also like

00:59:25.860 --> 00:59:28.159
he said to you like she wanted me not to talk

00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:31.000
about her so i'm not going to talk about her

00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:34.519
so he said that at one point sure i think now

00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:38.619
with girl shrimp they're okay oh sort of being

00:59:38.619 --> 00:59:41.889
okay I think the issue ends up being in general,

00:59:41.969 --> 00:59:44.650
just like, you know, there is definitely level

00:59:44.650 --> 00:59:47.650
exploitation to all of the reality stars, you

00:59:47.650 --> 00:59:49.369
know, as far as the whole, you know, alcohol

00:59:49.369 --> 00:59:51.349
component and all the different ways that like

00:59:51.349 --> 00:59:54.389
they try to get good TV or produce good TV out

00:59:54.389 --> 00:59:57.550
of these people. And then the fact that, you

00:59:57.550 --> 01:00:01.449
know, it's just not the most good feeling all

01:00:01.449 --> 01:00:03.730
the way around. And so it's one of those situations

01:00:03.730 --> 01:00:05.730
where it's just like, how much disbelief do you

01:00:05.730 --> 01:00:11.059
suspend in pursuit of nice? mind -numbing television

01:00:11.059 --> 01:00:14.099
well it's that and like so you've seen the whole

01:00:14.099 --> 01:00:15.780
thing with like leah mcsweeney and the lawsuit

01:00:15.780 --> 01:00:19.059
she's filed against nbc universal and like on

01:00:19.059 --> 01:00:21.059
one hand i do understand yes you were put in

01:00:21.059 --> 01:00:24.840
a scenario where and this goes for like new york

01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:27.199
specifically the women on new york drink like

01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:29.739
that that is there is no ifs ands or buts about

01:00:29.739 --> 01:00:33.949
it I think there was some onus on NBC Universal,

01:00:34.269 --> 01:00:37.530
however, to really do the due diligence coming

01:00:37.530 --> 01:00:40.090
into it with, like, Leah, who said, maybe I wasn't

01:00:40.090 --> 01:00:41.909
in the best place coming into this. Maybe I should

01:00:41.909 --> 01:00:46.510
have, like, I should have, like, advocated for

01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:48.909
myself more. And, like, I liked Leah as a housewife.

01:00:48.949 --> 01:00:52.070
I thought she was a great housewife. I feel bad

01:00:52.070 --> 01:00:53.809
that she felt like she was in a position where

01:00:53.809 --> 01:00:57.460
she couldn't advocate for herself. Maybe it could

01:00:57.460 --> 01:00:58.880
have been, like, two years down the road you

01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:01.000
can come on the show. I don't know. Right, right,

01:01:01.019 --> 01:01:04.539
right. Yeah, it's tough. For sure. I don't know.

01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:08.900
And that's the thing. I don't know that it's

01:01:08.900 --> 01:01:10.880
necessarily gray. I think it was just an obvious,

01:01:11.019 --> 01:01:13.519
like, situation where, especially when you think,

01:01:13.619 --> 01:01:15.619
like, Luanne and Sonia and Ramona, like, they

01:01:15.619 --> 01:01:18.880
and Dorinda, they seem to enjoy drinking. They

01:01:18.880 --> 01:01:21.880
enjoy, like, getting blasted was, like, part

01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:26.059
of their fun, you know? But at what point does

01:01:26.059 --> 01:01:28.480
it become really gross to be filming it and,

01:01:28.500 --> 01:01:31.039
like, recording people behaving in ways that

01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:33.659
would be otherwise, you know? I think it depends

01:01:33.659 --> 01:01:35.059
on the person, though, because I don't think

01:01:35.059 --> 01:01:38.960
it's gross sometimes with... That's a lie. I

01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:40.400
was going to say it's not gross sometimes with

01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:42.119
Dorinda, but when Dorinda goes to that place

01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:44.960
of, like, being so comfortable to, like, say

01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:46.960
what she said to, like, Tinsley Mortimer or,

01:01:47.139 --> 01:01:50.539
like, even Bethany when they were going on that

01:01:50.539 --> 01:01:55.320
skinny girl trip to Mexico, like... You can make

01:01:55.320 --> 01:01:57.159
the argument like, yeah, Dorinda put herself

01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:02.039
in that scenario, but that's a tough thing in

01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:04.019
the editing room to put on TV. I don't know.

01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:09.800
She's starting. She's starting. All I know is

01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:12.280
they're not as gross as the Tyra Banks scandal

01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:15.320
on Top Model. Did you watch those? Did you watch

01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:21.079
that on Netflix? Yeah. I don't know. how to feel

01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:23.420
about tyra anymore like emma and i talked about

01:02:23.420 --> 01:02:27.300
this like immediately after i watched it i oh

01:02:27.300 --> 01:02:33.340
no no She was definitely dodging some responsibility

01:02:33.340 --> 01:02:36.039
there, especially with the, let's just call it

01:02:36.039 --> 01:02:40.519
one back then. I'm definitely the target audience

01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:43.260
for something like that because Tyra Banks made

01:02:43.260 --> 01:02:46.840
me hate my body for my whole childhood and adolescence.

01:02:47.039 --> 01:02:52.179
And so for her to come up on my screen with anything

01:02:52.179 --> 01:02:55.260
other than an apology was just blasphemous to

01:02:55.260 --> 01:03:01.440
me. am i her calling herself fat with that picture

01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:07.679
of this oh my god i think the thing that i had

01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:12.280
the hardest time with though was so miss jay

01:03:12.280 --> 01:03:18.619
and um oh god the other the other no no no the

01:03:18.619 --> 01:03:24.500
not nigel the other guy mr jay and jay Yes, it

01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:29.119
was J &J. Yes, sorry. Fashion diva extraordinaire.

01:03:29.739 --> 01:03:35.460
Yes. When you had the whole falling out there

01:03:35.460 --> 01:03:38.400
with, was it J. Rodriguez? Is that his last name?

01:03:38.980 --> 01:03:41.739
It is Rodriguez. Did I say Hernandez? I'm just

01:03:41.739 --> 01:03:49.360
horrible. J. Manuel. J. Manuel. Now we're all

01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:52.800
really racist. I want to kill myself. Sorry,

01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:54.500
this is on live. I don't know what to tell you.

01:03:54.780 --> 01:04:00.699
My own grandmother did this to my son. His last

01:04:00.699 --> 01:04:03.920
name is Gonzalez. We got a letter in the mail

01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:08.480
after he was born that was like to Jack Hesser

01:04:08.480 --> 01:04:11.260
Lopez or something like that. I think it was

01:04:11.260 --> 01:04:18.880
Lopez. Jesus Christ. sorry jay manuel so jay

01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:22.760
manuel who tyra has not acknowledged once since

01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:26.239
like since everything went down and then miss

01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:29.099
jay who had a literal stroke and was in the hospital

01:04:29.099 --> 01:04:31.599
and like what like showed up for tyra like literally

01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:33.460
taught tyra how to walk as a model when she was

01:04:33.460 --> 01:04:36.619
17 years old and she couldn't go see him in the

01:04:36.619 --> 01:04:38.539
hospital that was painful for me to hear that

01:04:38.539 --> 01:04:40.380
like she hadn't seen him because i was like i

01:04:40.380 --> 01:04:46.240
wanted to believe tyra was a good person yeah

01:04:46.240 --> 01:04:50.260
yeah and that sucks that sucks she's not a good

01:04:50.260 --> 01:04:53.239
person that's like that and don't be like she's

01:04:53.239 --> 01:04:56.519
just not she she could have warned jay manuel

01:04:56.519 --> 01:05:00.219
that he was going to be fired didn't he she she

01:05:00.219 --> 01:05:02.500
had so many so many opportunities to just show

01:05:02.500 --> 01:05:06.420
up and she never did and now like she's old news

01:05:06.420 --> 01:05:11.039
so yeah i'm in australia now sorry i can't make

01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:15.530
i'm making hot ice cream No, ice cream. That's

01:05:15.530 --> 01:05:18.769
her legacy. Ice cream. Emma and I talked about

01:05:18.769 --> 01:05:21.090
that on our show, about the hot ice cream, and

01:05:21.090 --> 01:05:23.670
to this day, I still don't understand it. I don't

01:05:23.670 --> 01:05:26.869
know how to consume it. It feels like a manic

01:05:26.869 --> 01:05:31.590
episode of I have the best idea ever. She won't

01:05:31.590 --> 01:05:34.289
compare it to anything else. She will tell us

01:05:34.289 --> 01:05:36.489
what it's not, but she will not tell us what

01:05:36.489 --> 01:05:45.110
it is. Christ. That's tired in a nutshell. That

01:05:45.110 --> 01:05:48.650
is, and that sucks. That really sucks, but here

01:05:48.650 --> 01:05:53.650
we are. You guys, we did a live stream, like

01:05:53.650 --> 01:05:56.170
a real live stream for the first time. I'm kind

01:05:56.170 --> 01:05:58.849
of proud of us. Are you a little addicted to

01:05:58.849 --> 01:06:00.170
it? Are you going to be trying to be on live

01:06:00.170 --> 01:06:04.610
all the time now? I don't know that I can ever

01:06:04.610 --> 01:06:07.789
compete with the Hasan Pikers and the Austin

01:06:07.789 --> 01:06:11.239
shows of the world, but maybe Maybe once in a

01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:13.480
while. Like, why not? Like a fun little live

01:06:13.480 --> 01:06:16.960
episode, a cheeky little, little live. You know,

01:06:16.980 --> 01:06:19.659
it's something good to give people who are just

01:06:19.659 --> 01:06:22.280
looking to hang out on a live and listen to four

01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:26.880
people, you know, go off about a housewife. I

01:06:26.880 --> 01:06:32.400
was. What was the last part you said? Tyra Banks,

01:06:32.599 --> 01:06:35.679
apparently that's what we did. I was like, I

01:06:35.679 --> 01:06:38.300
was trying to explain to my dad, like what. Like

01:06:38.300 --> 01:06:40.019
why I was going to be late picking up my dog

01:06:40.019 --> 01:06:42.239
from his house. Cause my dad hangs out with my

01:06:42.239 --> 01:06:44.960
dog all day. Cause that my grant, his grandpa's

01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:48.260
his best friend. But he was like, so what are

01:06:48.260 --> 01:06:49.960
you guys like, what are you doing? And I was

01:06:49.960 --> 01:06:51.940
like, we're just talking about the real housewives

01:06:51.940 --> 01:06:53.699
of Atlanta. And he goes, and people watch that.

01:06:53.780 --> 01:06:58.269
And I was like, sometimes. and like that's kind

01:06:58.269 --> 01:07:00.309
of the cool thing is like i'm glad that like

01:07:00.309 --> 01:07:02.210
we have a group of people here and a scientist

01:07:02.210 --> 01:07:05.730
because like i know that jeff zurich is not interested

01:07:05.730 --> 01:07:08.309
at all in the real housewives but like i'm glad

01:07:08.309 --> 01:07:10.070
that we have a group of people here that is either

01:07:10.070 --> 01:07:12.570
a willing to entertain us and like listen to

01:07:12.570 --> 01:07:15.210
us talk about this or b cares about this and

01:07:15.210 --> 01:07:17.369
we're giving people that care about this a space

01:07:17.369 --> 01:07:21.110
to like care so thank you all for being here

01:07:21.110 --> 01:07:24.550
i actually genuinely appreciate it I have to

01:07:24.550 --> 01:07:26.210
say they could just be doing their laundry and

01:07:26.210 --> 01:07:27.949
have us on in the background. I'm good with it

01:07:27.949 --> 01:07:36.769
either way. I don't care. Luck and fold. At least

01:07:36.769 --> 01:07:38.449
they're doing their own laundry. I don't do that.

01:07:38.590 --> 01:07:48.369
I take it to Todd Cleaner. Sorry. Do you guys

01:07:48.369 --> 01:07:49.989
have anything to sign off with, Jeff and Scott?

01:07:50.489 --> 01:07:53.840
Husbands? uh no just thanks for setting this

01:07:53.840 --> 01:07:56.199
up for us and then you were glad to be here as

01:07:56.199 --> 01:07:58.699
always like you guys are our great premiere buddies

01:07:58.699 --> 01:08:01.760
and happy to be here from your besties in fact

01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:06.579
um great and fun i hope we do it again we absolutely

01:08:06.579 --> 01:08:10.980
will yes like i and i honest to god i love doing

01:08:10.980 --> 01:08:13.920
this with you guys and this is like truly like

01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:17.220
i tell him every time we get off of a lot a podcast

01:08:17.220 --> 01:08:19.220
with you guys like i fucking love these guys

01:08:19.220 --> 01:08:21.220
like you're so much fun to be with so thank you

01:08:21.220 --> 01:08:23.979
for being a part of this to the besties out there

01:08:23.979 --> 01:08:27.079
thank you for listening from indy to san francisco

01:08:27.079 --> 01:08:30.619
to my favorite city in the united states atlanta

01:08:30.619 --> 01:08:38.100
we love you and thank you for being here yeah

01:08:38.100 --> 01:08:40.060
oh my god it makes you click in stream twice

01:08:40.060 --> 01:08:40.439
there we go