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Hi, I'm Travis. And I'm Emma. And this is Bestie

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Approved. What's the last thing you listened

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to? Save Me Tonight by Artie. It's very gay.

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I love that. You listened to it a million times

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when we were in the office together. Oh, I know

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this song. Mine was Ribs by Lorde. Also, a little

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bit gay, to be honest. Very gay. We haven't recorded

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in a couple of weeks. It's been a minute. Well,

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not our own podcast. Right. We've been guesting.

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We did a little guesting. We did two guest spots.

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So you saw the girls' room went live. Yes. We'll

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be dropping that in our feed. Actually, I'll

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probably do it today. Let's just be real. and

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then we were on it wasn't it was a collab like

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we're just gonna call it a collab because it's

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both of us but we did uh husbands watching housewives

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and that was super fun i I had a good time with

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them. They're fine. Yeah. The only thing is I'm

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like so delirious all the time, especially at

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night. And they're on the West Coast. So we recorded

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at like 9 p .m. our time. So I like don't remember

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what I said in that podcast. You were kind of

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fine if I'm being a thousand percent honest.

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I had a great time with it. I thought it was

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so much fun. I'm like, no, I remember loving

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it and like loving them. They're so funny. But

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like. I couldn't tell you what I said. That's

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okay. I think the other cool thing, like, number

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one, when, like, after August is here, like,

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and you're not pregnant and delirious, I think

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it'll be fun to, like, do bonus episodes where

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it's just, like, midnight recording, best to

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be approved after dark. But I also thought it

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was super fun to have, like, because you and

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I are, and the, Jeff and... Scott said the same

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thing after they recorded with us. They're very,

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very similar. And you and I typically have similar

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takes on everything. It's interesting to have

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two people that aren't an echo chamber. So I

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kind of want to do that more. And I love that.

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Do you have a pregnancy update this week? Yeah,

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OK. So I got my blood work done. I'm deficient

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in everything that makes the human body happy.

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I'm deficient in iron, B12, and vitamin D. And

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I've been taking my prenatals every single day.

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I do all the things, but I just, there's a vampire

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in my uterus. And so my iron was low enough.

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I did confirm with her that that's why she...

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ordered it this way. I had to get an iron infusion

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because she was like, we can't wait for pills

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to be absorbed by your body. Oh shit. Okay. I'm

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on a B12 supplement and she was like, just make

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sure you're like eating fruit. And I'm like,

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girl, I am like, I don't know what to tell you.

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I got The iron infusion last week, and I don't

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really feel any different now, but she did say

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like the further out I get from it, the better

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I'll feel. So I'm looking forward to that. Other

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than that, I'm fine. I'm tired. I'm in the third

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trimester now, which is insane. Oh, shit, like

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we're like coming up on it. Yeah, by the time

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this comes out, I'll be 30 weeks at least. That's

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wild. Mm hmm. And oh. Yeah, the other thing,

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I got another growth scan for the baby since

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he measured so big the first time. Yeah. We have

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been bumped up from the 98th percentile to the

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99th. Jesus Christ. And I don't know what it

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would take for them to adjust my due date, but

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they're not willing to do that. So are we at

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the point where we're like accepting that you're

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probably going to have to get a C -section or

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are they not there yet? I feel like I had a pretty

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like a regular cycle before, but it's been off

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by like a week before. I think I'm like two weeks

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pregnanter than they're saying I am. So there's

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a potential that two weeks before you think you're

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supposed to be due, like you're going to go into

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labor. Yes, which would be Thanksgiving. Like

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on -the -nose Thanksgiving. Oh, shit, okay. And

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I have an appointment at the OBGYN the day before

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Thanksgiving, that Wednesday, and I'm hoping

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they, like, check me while I'm there and send

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me over to labor and delivery. That is... I'm

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manifesting that. What a fucked -up week to have

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to have a baby, because, like, for... You don't

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host Thanksgiving. Really, everyone's out of

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work. So it's like everyone can watch Jack and

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like everyone has leftover food. It's kind of

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a dream. Oh, so you're not. Well, yeah, you go

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to your dad's, right? Right. And I would never

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host Thanksgiving that pregnant. No. And I told

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people months ago, I'm not coming to Thanksgiving

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and I'm probably not coming to Christmas. So

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can we actually talk about that for a second

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because I love like Dear listener you like you've

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probably picked up on the fact that my family

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is fucked like my family is like it's utter chaos

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I love the idea of, you know what, I'm taking

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Thanksgiving for myself. I like Thanksgiving

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with some of my cousins. We have a really good

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time together. Christmas, though, I'm not interested

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in celebrating Christmas. I don't enjoy celebrating

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Christmas. And last year I went and watched Wicked

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and had pretzels and a Diet Coke at the AMC theater

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at Castleton Square. Time of my fucking life.

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Love it. There's a pressure around Christmas

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that is not really present for Thanksgiving.

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So I think that's the difference for me. I like

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Thanksgiving and I like Christmas. I always had

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good Christmases like growing up. So that's why

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probably. But I like once I found out my due

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date, I was like, I'm not going to bring a two

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week old. No, you can't. I remember what the

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end of pregnancy is like, and I'm not going anywhere

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38 weeks pregnant. So like I'm out of the holidays

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this year. Sorry. Well, the good thing there

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is like the good thing about your approach is

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probably. Like. You know how I get about people

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that are like, I want to hold your baby. I want

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to hold your baby. And like, it's fine if you're

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comfortable with it. But like, it's even more

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fine if you're not comfortable with it. Because

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like, like my sister in law was this way where

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she was like, I don't want anyone touching, kissing

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any of that with Amelia and Alexander. And I,

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I 1000 % supported that. Like, and I will never

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hold that against her. I think if you bring a

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two week old to Chris with a newborn, it's like,

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oh my God, a baby! Right, and then I look like

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the bad guy for being like back up off my baby.

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No, you don't know that's fucking insane. No,

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they forced you to be like the one who has to

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say it. OK, I see what you're saying. I already

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have the hormones of a teenager going through

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puberty times a million. Like, I don't want to

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have to argue with you about touching my baby.

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And also, like, I'm just not into it. I'm just

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not into it. And I do believe in like Your baby

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has to gain an immune system somehow. So you

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can't have like the super sterile home and like

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keep them inside for months and months and months

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and months. But also when they're brand spanking

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new, like that's a different story. You need

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to protect them. Well, and I've also, you know,

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I don't really love babies to begin with. Like

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it's never been my thing, but I've also I've

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always found it very weird when. People are so

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into like I want to hold this newborn and I want

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to learn I'm just like that's not your fucking

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kid leave it alone Yeah, I mean I love holding

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a baby babies are warm and cute and whatever

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I get it I do but it's like It's not a secret

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that you're not supposed to kiss the baby like

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and you shouldn't have to wait for someone to

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tell you that you grown woman like I don't It's

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weird to me I like this idea of wanting to kiss

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a baby I'm like I'm not it's not my thing and

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like I want the grandparents to come hold the

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baby and hang out and like You know my close

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immediate family, but I don't want to Bring him

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to a room full of 30 people who don't know if

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they're sick or not because you don't know until

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after the thing always as how it always works

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out, right? I Like I just don't want to risk

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that especially in the winter when everyone gets

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sick anyway, like Leave me out of it To grow

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his immune system. It'll all be great. You're

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on a percent taking the right approach Can we

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also talk about iron for a second? Emma told

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me that she was getting an iron infusion and

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I was like, oh wow. And so I started doing a

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little. Googling, I took to Google and I said,

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should I take iron? And it was like, probably,

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yeah, you should take some iron. So many people

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are iron deficient. Yeah. So many people. And

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I got an iron supplement from the Amazon and

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I am not shitting you. Like I took one on a Sunday

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and then one on a Monday and Monday I was rip

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roaring, ready to go. I was like, look at God's

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great state of Indiana. I'm at Indiana University,

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Indianapolis and I am ready. to learn like I

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was ret to go and so I think I might have been

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iron deficient honestly a lot a lot a lot of

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people are and you need a lot of iron like a

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lot for you to not be iron deficient it feels

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like you would have to eat so much spinach and

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stuff that like you're doing it on purpose you

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know what I mean yeah but why is it like I guess

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for me I don't I don't get why It's like I don't

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know I like you know I don't really understand

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health and like whatever and it probably comes

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back to The classic American diet where we're

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simply 90 not eating enough of the rice. Yeah

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Yeah, I think I was iron deficient also. So there

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we go. 100%. Probably. They put me with enough

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iron that they told me I can't get an MRI for

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three months. Isn't that insane? Like I would

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blow up the machine. Yeah, because it'll like

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that's you can't go into an MRI with like a nipple

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piercings or whatever because it will rip it

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like directly out of your nipple. It's probably

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the same thing. But that is so kind. I know.

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Well, this is like it wouldn't be like my veins

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are pulled out of my skin. It would be like I

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would make the imaging really cloudy because

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I'm metallic. Oh, I love that. You're like Iron

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Man. Have you seen on Twitter Gavin Newsom is

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dragging everyone straight to hell? Yes, and

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I'm living for it. I think it's so funny. I.

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I go back and forth with this because. You remember

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the Michelle Obama thing that was like when they

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go low, we go high, right? And I was like, that's

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great. I love that. But at the same time, I'm

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like. I don't know how much higher we can go

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as a party, and I think like. I think it's like,

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you know, you got to play the game and. So Gavin

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Newsom is taking to Twitter and he's just. tweeting

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in the style of Donald Trump. And I think that's

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like, that's the kitsch of all of it, right?

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The problem that I'm having is Fox News saying,

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well, it's funny when Donald Trump does it. But

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when anyone else does it, it's not OK. And I

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just I'm not I don't like it. It's unbecoming

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of a politician. And I'm like. Like, are you

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that dim that you can't see it from the other

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side? But also, are you that dim that, like,

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that's the point? Like, that is what Gavin Newsom

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is trying to... I'm pretty sure. Like, I can't

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speak for Gavin Newsom. Yeah, he's spoofing.

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I don't know if you saw it. It was, like, in

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the last day. I'm on his Twitter right now to

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look at examples. And in the last 24 hours, he

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has posted an AI picture of himself as a king.

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Shut the fuck up. I didn't see that. No, yeah,

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because it was just yesterday and it was like

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yesterday afternoon. But it's he's doing a spoof.

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It's the space balls of politics. He's making

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fun of Donald Trump. Yes. And that's that's it's

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supposed to be funny. And like I don't for the

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life of me, I do not believe that Gavin Newsom

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is out here being like, OK, my tweets are to

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be taken seriously. He knows what he's doing

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because I like you say what you will about Gavin

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Newsom. He's a smart guy. And to to think that

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like the other side is like. Well, that's not

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OK. And I'm like, then why do you accept it from

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your guy? Why is that OK? Yeah, there are so

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many parallels. It's Donald Trump always said

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sleepy Joe. And now Gavin Newsom is calling Trump

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dozy Don. You have to be literally not paying

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attention to see that it's a joke. It's a joke.

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And like what he's saying is. He alluding to

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something more serious and like these are his

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actual takes when you dig into the bottom of

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it. Yeah, sure. Like, you know what I mean? He's

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not saying things he doesn't mean necessarily,

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but the way he's speaking is exactly like Donald

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Trump. He's using the all caps. He's doing all

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of that. Yes, it is. It is in the style of Donald

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Trump. And that's what I can't get is like. I

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think the problem that I have and it's like,

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you know, just in life, this is something I'm

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wildly uncomfortable with is a double standard

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or hypocrisy or like whatever we're calling it,

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because it's just like, if you have a standard,

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you have to apply the standard across the board

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to everyone that you are holding to the same

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standard. I simply can't get it. It's like when

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people talk about how they say the left is non

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-critical of their own party. I'm hyper critical.

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I would argue that I'm probably more critical

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of Democrats than I am of Republicans. Right,

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because I need you to stand for what we actually

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stand for and not just say whatever you want

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under the guise of being liberal. Like, I don't

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get it. It's funny. Let them continue. Also,

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whoever's working in that press office, they're

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slaying. And I know they go home at night and

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they go. I know that Gavin Newsom or his chief

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of staff, who I don't care who, but they hired

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some 23 year old and they said, can you be messy?

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And they said, mm hmm. I'd love to. It's like,

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you know, just some little kid from LA. I love

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it. And here's the God's honest truth. Gavin

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Newsom, your bestie approved. There it is. Yeah,

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I hate to say it. Your bestie approved. I don't

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know that much about you, to be honest, Gavin

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Newsom, but this this particular stunt bestie

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approved. Yes. And it doesn't hurt that he's.

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Pretty handsome for an older gentleman. He is

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very handsome. He is. I like his hair. Oh, yeah.

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Mm hmm. This one's a throwback, but like this

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came up on my TikTok recently, and I forgot that

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this happened. Do you remember Lady Gaga going

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to the Capitol after January 6 to look for evidence?

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Yes. The funniest part about it for me was her

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tone, because her tone was like. she was disappointed.

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Like she was disappointed in them for doing that.

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And she was like, like a mom who was like, I

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must see what happened here. I think it represents

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the beginning of a very, very weird time in America.

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And I think Lady Gaga was feeling a lot of things

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that like a lot of people were feeling at the

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same time of like, I have to have an answer.

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Like I have to be able to rationalize this. I

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have to be able to come out on the other side

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of this, right? I desperately want to know what

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that conversation looked like at home, though,

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where she was like, hang on, hang on, you guys,

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to her team, to, I assume, the six gays that

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she has constantly around her. She said, you

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guys, let's charter the jet. Let's go to Washington,

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D .C. I'm going to land in Dulles Airport. I

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am going to go to the Capitol. I'm going to put

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on a bulletproof vest. Because someone was going

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to shoot. little Lady Gaga. And this was like

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Sherlock holming around. But this was like a

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week later, so ostensibly they had it all cleaned

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up, I would hope and assume. And she said, Mama,

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let's research. She said, boots on the ground.

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I need my boots on the ground. I'm going to.

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I am Hercules. I am Sherlock Holmes. I will get

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to the bottom of this. I guess my question for

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Stephanie, if you're listening, we love you.

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Just know we love you. We love you more than

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most people. But Stephanie, lady. What were you

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hoping to find? Evidence. Of what I'm not sure.

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It's so funny, but like, I just, I needed that.

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Like, and I'm glad that it popped up on my TikTok

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when it did because like we... have been in a

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dark place politically the last couple of weeks.

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I won't get into it. I simply do not have it

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in me to devolve into that place. But Christ

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Almighty, I'm so glad that that popped up when

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it did because I hope Lady Gaga found what she

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was looking for. Honestly, the funniest thing

00:19:45.619 --> 00:19:50.289
she could have done. Like, I would expect her,

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because she's always very vocal about politics

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and standing up for what is right, I expect her

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to post and be like, I can't believe what I'm

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seeing. Absolutely. Oh my god. What I did not

00:20:01.710 --> 00:20:05.970
expect was boots on the ground. I imagine her

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like, she's tiny. 4 '11", I think. Yeah, she's

00:20:10.549 --> 00:20:15.329
four foot, she's less than five feet. She's...

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90 pounds soaking wet. She's such a little person.

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And I imagine her with like a magnifying glass

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just walking around being like, nothing here.

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She had a black light and a little duster thing.

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Like looking for fingerprints. She's like, there's

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still shards of broken glass from where they

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busted in that window, you guys. Let's go. I

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love it. Oh my God, I needed that. Okay, next,

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have you seen? Listen, I'm not sure you're gonna

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like my opinion on this. Get into it first. There

00:21:00.289 --> 00:21:04.630
is also on my TikTok, there is a phenomenon of

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people that do not believe Helen Keller was a

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real person or one of two things, she either

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A, was not real or B, was lying about all of

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it. What's your take on this? Here's what I'll

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say. Well, I think it's inspiring and I never

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want to come off as ableist. People with disabilities

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can do lots of amazing things, lead very normal

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lives, lead extraordinary lives. With that being

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said, no one has. ever been able to explain to

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me how she wrote the book. Quote unquote, wrote

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the book. I imagine my book. I mean, 14 books.

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Sure. That's a lot of books. OK, OK. Working

00:22:02.539 --> 00:22:09.660
with sign language. So I will say. When it comes

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to the books... I would imagine there was probably

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a ghostwriter involved. There couldn't have not

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been, right? Right, and that's my point, is that

00:22:25.140 --> 00:22:29.839
allegedly she is blind and deaf, only knows sign

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language, and she wrote 14 books. Okay. I think

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perhaps maybe she launched ideas or said what

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she would like to say in a book to her helper

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lady who then wrote the books. Oh, absolutely.

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I assume that's what happened. But no one has

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ever... I have looked. I have scoured. I did

00:23:03.670 --> 00:23:07.180
it again this morning before you got here. No

00:23:07.180 --> 00:23:10.240
one has ever been able to explain to me how the

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books were written and that is where it starts

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getting suspicious to me the flying the plane

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thing I believe because I Someone was giving

00:23:20.420 --> 00:23:22.599
her instructions like lean it left lean it right

00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:26.240
sort of thing. Do you okay? But also like how

00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:30.559
do you hold? I'm sorry. How do you hold the controls

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to an airplane and then also you're blind and

00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:37.940
you're deaf, so you have to touch Braille to

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hear what people are saying. How do you do that

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all at the same time? I don't know. There was

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a co -pilot. I assume what happened was I've

00:23:50.099 --> 00:23:52.019
been in one of these little planes that she flew

00:23:52.019 --> 00:23:55.529
before. She had someone sit next to her who was

00:23:55.529 --> 00:23:57.990
like, actually, who is who said, OK, you take

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the controls for a minute. Like I've my uncle

00:24:01.210 --> 00:24:03.990
Roy had his pilot's license, and that's like

00:24:03.990 --> 00:24:07.210
that's how he that's what triggered him to be

00:24:07.210 --> 00:24:10.630
interested in it. Right. There was someone there

00:24:10.630 --> 00:24:12.670
that was like, oh, if it goes left, I can take

00:24:12.670 --> 00:24:16.009
over. Like, and I imagine that she probably flew

00:24:16.009 --> 00:24:20.220
the plane for. 30 to 90 seconds. And it was like,

00:24:20.259 --> 00:24:22.900
wow, look, look at that. And I think that the

00:24:22.900 --> 00:24:26.619
story of Helen Keller is inspiring up until where

00:24:26.619 --> 00:24:29.779
it leaves off in school, because a spoiler alert,

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Helen Keller was a huge fan of eugenics. Huge.

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Yeah, no one really talks about that either.

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And from from my digging that I figured out.

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Helen Keller, I guess she was raised by like

00:24:49.869 --> 00:24:55.029
one of the lead eugenicists, like people in the

00:24:55.029 --> 00:24:58.430
country at the time. Yeah. And then later in

00:24:58.430 --> 00:25:01.109
life, she renounced all of it. Like, that's fine.

00:25:01.289 --> 00:25:04.130
But for a big chunk there and it's where the

00:25:04.130 --> 00:25:07.369
story leaves off is like, like she figures out

00:25:07.369 --> 00:25:10.869
how to say water. And then Annie, the miracle

00:25:10.869 --> 00:25:13.329
worker. I don't know what Annie's last name was,

00:25:13.349 --> 00:25:16.259
but. She gets a lot of credit for everything

00:25:16.259 --> 00:25:19.500
that happened. And to be fair, I imagine that

00:25:19.500 --> 00:25:23.680
it took a lot of work to get to that point. So

00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:26.779
100 % she has to like go off of touch for everything,

00:25:26.779 --> 00:25:31.119
which is insane. I can't imagine doing that and

00:25:31.119 --> 00:25:33.160
accomplishing that. And I'm not trying to take

00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:35.180
away her accomplishment of learning sign language

00:25:35.180 --> 00:25:39.420
when she can't see. Like that's a dedication

00:25:39.420 --> 00:25:48.079
that I'll never have. But. Carl, 14 books. I'm

00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:49.880
just going to go out on a limb and assume there

00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:52.680
were a lot of creative liberties taken in those

00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:54.619
books. And that's fine. And here's the God's

00:25:54.619 --> 00:25:56.859
honest truth. That's fine. If you want to take.

00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:00.779
This is people are going to be mad at me for

00:26:00.779 --> 00:26:02.779
saying this, but I imagine the same thing happened

00:26:02.779 --> 00:26:05.680
in the Bible. where a lot of creative liberties

00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:09.259
were taken in the bible yeah the man locked himself

00:26:09.259 --> 00:26:12.559
in a room and said i got this no one worry about

00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.779
it and he wrote down what he wanted to write

00:26:14.779 --> 00:26:17.079
well yeah you're talking about king james but

00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:19.400
like i'm talking about before that where like

00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:23.599
the like oh uh -huh what is it that However many

00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:25.799
books are in the Bible, whatever guys were writing

00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:30.000
it, apparently speaking to God or like watching,

00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.579
whatever, whatever. You know, religion's not

00:26:32.579 --> 00:26:38.700
my thing. I assume that what God told you is

00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:42.640
not exactly what got written down. All right.

00:26:42.759 --> 00:26:46.039
How could you even be expected to remember verbatim,

00:26:46.180 --> 00:26:50.000
number one, but also number two? Maybe they assumed

00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:52.819
people would understand hyperbole and we didn't.

00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:59.220
Like, we don't know. Or maybe it was just an

00:26:59.220 --> 00:27:03.539
idea from God or from Helen Keller and it got

00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:06.819
expounded upon. The thing that I struggle with,

00:27:06.819 --> 00:27:10.380
though, is like it is a very ableist take. Not

00:27:10.380 --> 00:27:13.579
not with you, but like with what I'm seeing on

00:27:13.579 --> 00:27:16.759
TikTok. of saying there's no way she could have

00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:22.099
done anything. And I'm just like. No, she like

00:27:22.099 --> 00:27:25.579
the brain is wired to learn language in certain

00:27:25.579 --> 00:27:28.000
ways. So, like, if you figure out what water

00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:30.119
is and you do the like the thing in the palm

00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:34.619
with with the hand, the sign language. They're

00:27:34.619 --> 00:27:37.460
like, you can build on that, like, like that

00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:43.059
the brain is wired to learn language. So. If

00:27:43.059 --> 00:27:45.220
you figure out how to teach language in that

00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:47.619
way, that's fine. But to say that she could have

00:27:47.619 --> 00:27:50.799
never done anything, that she could have never,

00:27:50.859 --> 00:27:53.299
never figured it out. I mean, there are blind

00:27:53.299 --> 00:27:56.980
and deaf people today that you can look at and

00:27:56.980 --> 00:28:00.259
they're living full lives. I don't know of a

00:28:00.259 --> 00:28:03.500
lot of them that are blind and deaf. No, it's

00:28:03.500 --> 00:28:06.980
increasingly rare, yes. I do think it's insane

00:28:06.980 --> 00:28:09.660
to generalize and like the people who will literally

00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:12.859
just be like Helen Keller wasn't real or whatever.

00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:15.119
Like, obviously they know that she was real,

00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:18.519
but like she didn't do any of those things. It's

00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:23.119
crazy because like you can't just assume that

00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:26.839
of a disabled person. I agree. And like that's

00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.500
where I'm just like, oh, we can't we just can't

00:28:29.500 --> 00:28:32.880
give anyone anything. No, and that's why I was

00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.160
very careful with how I phrased my opinion on

00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:41.200
the matter. Because while I believe she was extraordinary,

00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:44.940
she was incredibly smart for learning sign language.

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:48.460
And she would have to spend hours feeling people's

00:28:48.460 --> 00:28:52.480
hands, I would assume, to figure out how to hold

00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:55.259
her hands to say something. Right, right, right,

00:28:55.259 --> 00:28:58.279
right. And that's insane. I could never do that.

00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:04.940
But at the same time what you have to understand

00:29:04.940 --> 00:29:11.579
is Helen Keller's family had money like They

00:29:11.579 --> 00:29:14.740
had the resources to pour into making sure their

00:29:14.740 --> 00:29:17.359
daughter who had scarlet fever at I think it

00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:22.819
was nine or ten months old could live as Quote

00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:26.940
-unquote normal of a life as she possibly could

00:29:27.890 --> 00:29:32.049
Yeah. I mean, yeah. They heavily invested into

00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:36.410
her and it was dumbfounding to watch. Why do

00:29:36.410 --> 00:29:39.250
you think we're still talking about her? How

00:29:39.250 --> 00:29:42.829
much later? Like a hundred years later? When

00:29:42.829 --> 00:29:45.829
is this? Before 1915 or something like that?

00:29:45.829 --> 00:29:50.049
She died when Huck was four years old. So yeah,

00:29:50.170 --> 00:29:52.039
about a hundred years old at this point. Yeah,

00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:53.819
and we're still talking about her because, like,

00:29:53.819 --> 00:29:57.579
that's insane that she was able to communicate

00:29:57.579 --> 00:30:02.539
at all, let alone fly a plane or have an idea

00:30:02.539 --> 00:30:05.160
for a book that she could communicate to someone

00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:08.480
or anything like that. Right. That's insane.

00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:12.039
That's why we're still talking about her. Yeah,

00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:17.009
but Helen Keller. You, at the end of your life,

00:30:17.650 --> 00:30:19.390
after the eugenics thing got over with, you're

00:30:19.390 --> 00:30:22.069
bestie approved. You're skipping over that part.

00:30:22.690 --> 00:30:25.009
But, I mean, she did denounce it, so I do appreciate

00:30:25.009 --> 00:30:28.490
that, but God, like... Eugenics, not bestie approved.

00:30:28.630 --> 00:30:35.049
Eugenics is bestie denied. Right. However, overcoming

00:30:35.049 --> 00:30:41.990
society's ideas of you and... you know, not being

00:30:41.990 --> 00:30:45.130
pinned down by your disability is bestie approved.

00:30:45.349 --> 00:30:49.309
Absolutely. Are you ready to complain before

00:30:49.309 --> 00:30:52.930
we jump into Reality Roundup? Yeah. You go first.

00:30:54.210 --> 00:30:59.549
I have so much to complain about. Do it. Aside

00:30:59.549 --> 00:31:04.430
from being pregnant and the whole thing, I'm

00:31:04.430 --> 00:31:07.769
so annoyed. And I think it's because it's football

00:31:07.769 --> 00:31:14.539
season. I can't stand it anymore. You know, I

00:31:14.539 --> 00:31:17.960
really can't do it. I can't do it. It's Monday

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:22.240
night and or Thursday night, literally like last

00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:26.400
night. And my boyfriend gets in bed and I'm like,

00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:28.539
let's watch our show that we're watching. We're

00:31:28.539 --> 00:31:30.519
watching Seven Deadly Sins for anyone who cares.

00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:34.559
I've already watched it. It's great. He gets

00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:38.200
in bed and he's like, no. I have to watch the

00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:44.759
game. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can I tell you? Gun to

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:49.079
my head. If you had asked me if Kenny cared even

00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:51.880
a little bit about football, I would have gone

00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:54.559
to my grave because I did not think he cared

00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:57.779
at all. He absolutely does. He idolizes Baker

00:31:57.779 --> 00:32:00.880
Mayfield. Is this the Tampa Bay Buccaneers household?

00:32:01.380 --> 00:32:03.960
For now, it is while Baker Mayfield is playing

00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:07.400
there. It's a whole thing. And he's in fantasy

00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:10.029
football. That's really what I'm complaining

00:32:10.029 --> 00:32:12.190
about. Here is not football. It's fantasy football.

00:32:12.390 --> 00:32:15.170
Because once you have fantasy football, you have

00:32:15.170 --> 00:32:17.329
to see how all the little players on your little

00:32:17.329 --> 00:32:21.269
team are doing for your fantasy. And now you

00:32:21.269 --> 00:32:23.849
have to watch every single game, even the games

00:32:23.849 --> 00:32:25.910
that without fantasy football, you would not

00:32:25.910 --> 00:32:34.299
care about. Do you remember at our last firm

00:32:34.299 --> 00:32:36.740
when we were in the second circle of hell and

00:32:36.740 --> 00:32:42.700
we did the fantasy football draft? Yeah. And

00:32:42.700 --> 00:32:46.680
I simply said, I'm only picking guys based on

00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:48.240
how hot they are. I don't know what position

00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:51.819
they play. I said Jimmy Garoppolo right there.

00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.160
Unfortunately, there are a lot of hot guys who

00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:57.950
are like they play defense. It's unfortunate,

00:32:58.089 --> 00:33:01.170
because you can't choose them. I had Kenny write

00:33:01.170 --> 00:33:04.589
me a list of who I need to... I remember this,

00:33:04.750 --> 00:33:07.130
yes. Yeah, it didn't pan out for me, but that's

00:33:07.130 --> 00:33:09.710
okay. That's okay. You know what I didn't do?

00:33:10.190 --> 00:33:12.589
Watch every fucking football game of the season

00:33:12.589 --> 00:33:16.009
that year. I did not do that. And so, like, when

00:33:16.009 --> 00:33:18.390
it's teams I know he doesn't care about, he only

00:33:18.390 --> 00:33:21.410
cares because of fantasy football, I make him

00:33:21.410 --> 00:33:28.339
watch it on his phone. I love that. Do you want

00:33:28.339 --> 00:33:31.980
to know what I didn't do after we did our fantasy

00:33:31.980 --> 00:33:34.559
football teams? You didn't check it once. I know

00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.259
you didn't. I said, I don't know what website

00:33:37.259 --> 00:33:44.720
to go to. It was Yahoo. It was Yahoo. And then

00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:47.619
you pressed sports. How was I supposed to know?

00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:53.000
It's okay. We know what I handled. Um, yeah.

00:33:53.130 --> 00:33:54.829
I don't know, I think I ended up like fourth

00:33:54.829 --> 00:33:57.089
or fifth or something, I don't know. I know I

00:33:57.089 --> 00:34:02.710
ended up dead last. Yeah, but that's okay. I

00:34:02.710 --> 00:34:06.829
think John came into our office and he was like,

00:34:07.269 --> 00:34:10.130
you realize your team doesn't even make a functioning

00:34:10.130 --> 00:34:13.289
team, right? And I said, mm -mm. Nope. Well he

00:34:13.289 --> 00:34:16.030
was trying to tell you one time too that like

00:34:16.030 --> 00:34:19.210
a guy you had in wasn't playing that week it

00:34:19.210 --> 00:34:21.210
was their bye week so you need to switch in with

00:34:21.210 --> 00:34:27.909
someone on your bench and you said no. I do remember

00:34:27.909 --> 00:34:33.030
him saying that and I said okay. Like what does

00:34:33.030 --> 00:34:35.510
that have to do with me? I said I guess he's

00:34:35.510 --> 00:34:37.210
sitting this game out then I don't know what

00:34:37.210 --> 00:34:44.199
to tell you. Okay, I'm complaining and I feel

00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:46.139
weird about complaining about this But it's all

00:34:46.139 --> 00:34:47.519
I have to complain about because I don't know

00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:51.139
I can't get into politics right now. I feel ugly

00:34:51.139 --> 00:34:57.260
I'm with you. Yeah. Well, I'm pregnant and so

00:34:57.260 --> 00:34:59.679
everything's huge I feel huge every time I look

00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:02.179
in the mirror I'm like girl and then I was laying

00:35:02.179 --> 00:35:04.820
in bed the other day Sorry, I took your complaining

00:35:04.820 --> 00:35:07.139
segment to complain about me. No, don't ever

00:35:07.139 --> 00:35:09.670
apologize for that I was laying in bed the other

00:35:09.670 --> 00:35:12.829
day and Jack was hanging out with me and he said,

00:35:13.230 --> 00:35:18.250
he pointed to my under jaw and he said, do you

00:35:18.250 --> 00:35:32.530
know you have this? Adoption. You know how much

00:35:32.530 --> 00:35:36.900
I love Jack and. I don't know. I don't know if

00:35:36.900 --> 00:35:38.400
he said that to me, if I would have been able

00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:43.579
to handle that. I think I would have been like,

00:35:43.739 --> 00:35:48.239
go to your room. As not his father, as not his

00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:51.219
uncle, as his mom's best friend, I would have

00:35:51.219 --> 00:35:53.320
been like, get in your room now and do not show

00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.579
me your face for the rest of the time I'm here.

00:35:55.820 --> 00:35:58.579
OK, so like the only thing that excuses it for

00:35:58.579 --> 00:36:02.929
me, I think, is because. He's noticed the change

00:36:02.929 --> 00:36:07.170
like a year ago. I didn't have as big No, of

00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:10.369
course not. So I think he's just like you look

00:36:10.369 --> 00:36:16.510
different sort of thing. Sure This comes back

00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:19.670
to a thing where you've talked a lot about this

00:36:19.670 --> 00:36:23.670
where it's We've become so comfortable as a site

00:36:23.670 --> 00:36:27.389
as a society commenting on the way women in particular

00:36:27.389 --> 00:36:35.050
look and I think about when I was at the Kesha

00:36:35.050 --> 00:36:38.690
concert, and I ran into someone, and I hope she

00:36:38.690 --> 00:36:41.130
listens to this, someone that I hate, and you

00:36:41.130 --> 00:36:43.469
know who I'm talking about. Oh yeah. Someone

00:36:43.469 --> 00:36:47.090
who I wouldn't piss on if she was on fire. Someone

00:36:47.090 --> 00:36:50.610
who I actively went out of my way to make her

00:36:50.610 --> 00:36:53.170
feel uncomfortable because of how she treated

00:36:53.170 --> 00:36:58.949
you and me. And I said, you know what? Whatever

00:36:58.949 --> 00:37:02.329
and she came up to me and she goes You're so

00:37:02.329 --> 00:37:04.809
skinny the way and the way she said it. It was

00:37:04.809 --> 00:37:08.489
not I know it wasn't a positive thing is like

00:37:08.489 --> 00:37:12.090
I like I'm just like I don't like the comments

00:37:12.090 --> 00:37:15.489
about like the weight loss in general, but like

00:37:15.489 --> 00:37:19.809
I You know like on this like health journey I've

00:37:19.809 --> 00:37:22.530
been on I did lose a lot of weight and I got

00:37:22.530 --> 00:37:24.050
to the point where I was like I'm starting to

00:37:24.050 --> 00:37:28.789
look a little sick. So like I pulled back on

00:37:28.789 --> 00:37:31.050
the weight loss piece of it now like I'm working

00:37:31.050 --> 00:37:35.389
on like bulking up and like whatever and then

00:37:35.389 --> 00:37:37.190
I looked at the pictures from the Kesha concert

00:37:37.190 --> 00:37:39.570
and I couldn't even post them on Instagram because

00:37:39.570 --> 00:37:42.530
I was like oh I look sick like I look sick I

00:37:42.530 --> 00:37:45.409
look like when I'm smiling you can see that I've

00:37:45.409 --> 00:37:47.349
like lost weight because like there are lines

00:37:47.349 --> 00:37:49.510
like on the cheeks where like there used to be

00:37:49.510 --> 00:37:52.889
fat so like I just feel very ugly and like I

00:37:52.889 --> 00:37:54.730
decided to like turn this into a little bit of

00:37:54.730 --> 00:37:56.670
like a silver lining thing. I want to do a glow

00:37:56.670 --> 00:37:58.730
up between now and the end of the year. I think

00:37:58.730 --> 00:38:00.849
you look perfect and you look beautiful, but

00:38:00.849 --> 00:38:04.849
I also want you to feel happy. My thing with

00:38:04.849 --> 00:38:08.650
like a glow up is that anytime I hear the word,

00:38:08.750 --> 00:38:12.190
I just see like tens of thousands of dollars.

00:38:12.329 --> 00:38:14.550
I don't know why, but for me, I'm like, oh, this

00:38:14.550 --> 00:38:16.809
needs to be an expensive. No, no, no, no, no.

00:38:16.929 --> 00:38:20.349
I like I mean. Dear listener, you know this about

00:38:20.349 --> 00:38:22.269
me at this point. I feel like we've talked about

00:38:22.269 --> 00:38:25.210
this. I've had I've had my I'm on my third nose

00:38:25.210 --> 00:38:31.050
at this point. I've had filler. I've had I've

00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:34.289
had Botox. I've had Botox, Botox and filler super

00:38:34.289 --> 00:38:36.389
recently. Like I don't like to go overboard on

00:38:36.389 --> 00:38:41.090
it because I don't I think and there's nothing

00:38:41.090 --> 00:38:45.809
wrong with this, but like I feel like Filler

00:38:46.469 --> 00:38:51.889
on guys tends to either. Like you, if you go

00:38:51.889 --> 00:38:54.210
overboard on it, it tends to be very feminizing

00:38:54.210 --> 00:38:55.710
to the face, which if that's the look you're

00:38:55.710 --> 00:38:57.730
going for, that's I don't care. Like, I love

00:38:57.730 --> 00:39:00.329
that, but it's just not I don't like the way

00:39:00.329 --> 00:39:02.829
that would look on me. So like I've done that

00:39:02.829 --> 00:39:04.730
very sparingly, but like I don't want any more

00:39:04.730 --> 00:39:06.550
of that. Like I'm just talking about like I want

00:39:06.550 --> 00:39:10.630
to focus more on the gym. Like I want to. I guess

00:39:10.630 --> 00:39:12.289
double down on skincare. I don't really know

00:39:12.289 --> 00:39:14.030
what it looks like and I guess I have to figure

00:39:14.030 --> 00:39:16.530
out like what specifically I don't love about

00:39:16.530 --> 00:39:19.429
the way I look but like and maybe it's just like

00:39:19.429 --> 00:39:21.070
I'm in a place where it's like I'm surrounded

00:39:21.070 --> 00:39:24.710
by like nothing but hot guys on Instagram and

00:39:24.710 --> 00:39:28.119
Oh, it's so easy to start being like, oh Like

00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:30.820
as a as a woman, it's so easy to be like, oh,

00:39:30.860 --> 00:39:34.360
I don't look like Alex Earl or like, oh, Whitney

00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:38.139
Levitt, for example. Oh, Jesus Christ. She's

00:39:38.139 --> 00:39:40.519
amazing. How do you look like that? It's so easy

00:39:40.519 --> 00:39:44.820
to be like, I'm just the ugliest cow who's ever

00:39:44.820 --> 00:39:48.599
pegged. But I also think for you specifically,

00:39:48.940 --> 00:39:51.500
like and for any woman, any woman in general,

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:55.590
but any woman that's like pregnant. I think it's

00:39:55.590 --> 00:40:01.289
very, very easy to be like, wow, my body's changing.

00:40:01.449 --> 00:40:05.210
And like, I think you lose sight of like, I'm

00:40:05.210 --> 00:40:09.210
literally growing a person. Like, I'm like, I'm

00:40:09.210 --> 00:40:12.210
harboring a second person in me. And like, that's

00:40:12.210 --> 00:40:14.170
that's. And like, at the same time with me, I'm

00:40:14.170 --> 00:40:15.849
like, I lose sight of the fact that I'm like,

00:40:15.949 --> 00:40:19.269
fuck, I lost 150 pounds. Like, there's there's.

00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:21.300
Like there's some success there, but I'm just

00:40:21.300 --> 00:40:23.179
like, okay. So like, we just have to like fine

00:40:23.179 --> 00:40:25.539
tune a couple of things and like, whatever, but

00:40:25.539 --> 00:40:28.019
I don't know. That's just, like, that's just

00:40:28.019 --> 00:40:29.119
what was on my mind this week. I think that's

00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.539
a fun little project though. Yeah. Yeah. I love

00:40:32.539 --> 00:40:35.719
a glow up in a, like after I have the baby, obviously

00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:40.440
I'll need to like. Tighten it up. I'm saying

00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:44.599
like my I've you know, pushing the baby out is

00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:47.099
not gonna get rid of my arm fat It's not gonna

00:40:47.099 --> 00:40:49.300
get rid of my double chin. You don't have arm

00:40:49.300 --> 00:40:51.599
fat. What are you talking about my upper arm?

00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:58.539
Hold on Please look at this. It's like extreme

00:40:59.820 --> 00:41:02.820
And like, this is just how my body reacts to

00:41:02.820 --> 00:41:04.519
being pregnant. It was the same thing with Jack.

00:41:04.619 --> 00:41:08.480
I got huge, but I delivered a healthy baby. And

00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:10.659
a few years later, I lost all the weight. But

00:41:10.659 --> 00:41:15.619
like, it's fine. Well, right. So society doesn't

00:41:15.619 --> 00:41:18.059
really give you the grace for that. Right. They

00:41:18.059 --> 00:41:20.440
only focus on like, oh, you look so good, you're

00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.380
so skinny, like this, that, and the other. Or

00:41:22.380 --> 00:41:23.780
they make it a negative thing where it's like,

00:41:23.780 --> 00:41:26.280
oh, you're so skinny. And I'm like, well, now

00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:29.000
I'm going to call you a cunt. Right. There must

00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:31.300
be something wrong with you. Oh, my god. What?

00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:32.820
Say it. I was going to talk about Dancing with

00:41:32.820 --> 00:41:37.099
the Stars at the beginning of our reality roundup.

00:41:37.099 --> 00:41:40.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just jump to part of

00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:43.840
that right now. Do it. At the first episode,

00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:49.820
Jen says she is now eight weeks postpartum. She

00:41:49.820 --> 00:41:53.900
pushed out a baby eight weeks ago. That's, which

00:41:53.900 --> 00:41:56.239
I mean, the math actually works. She has like

00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:58.219
a newborn baby and I checked her Instagram and

00:41:58.219 --> 00:42:00.599
everything. I guess she did get pregnant later

00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:04.239
in the season. So, okay. And I think the turnaround

00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:07.860
on putting that season out was pretty fast because

00:42:07.860 --> 00:42:11.010
they had just Like heard that they got on Dancing

00:42:11.010 --> 00:42:13.530
with the Stars at the reunion. Remember? Yeah,

00:42:13.530 --> 00:42:15.769
she was still pregnant at the reunion. I guess.

00:42:15.929 --> 00:42:17.909
Yeah, I guess that adds up. Yeah. That stomach

00:42:17.909 --> 00:42:21.829
is flat. She is jumping all over the place. I'm

00:42:21.829 --> 00:42:25.730
like, girl. Well, she was tiny to begin with.

00:42:25.769 --> 00:42:28.969
Like she was itty bitty. And I think she just

00:42:28.969 --> 00:42:31.349
has the genetics for it. And it's her third one

00:42:31.349 --> 00:42:33.670
in the past three years. So like she knows exactly

00:42:33.670 --> 00:42:36.449
what she needs to do to like whip it back into

00:42:36.449 --> 00:42:41.420
shape. But it's like. the most extreme and like

00:42:41.420 --> 00:42:43.599
outstanding thing I've ever seen. Yeah, my eyeballs

00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:49.079
go on there. Are you her keeper? Yes. Anyway,

00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.719
um, no, she was. What was the last thing you

00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:56.800
said? It's just, like, amazing how skinny and,

00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:00.159
like, agile and flexible she is. Well, yeah,

00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.179
she bounced back from the pregnancy very, very

00:43:02.179 --> 00:43:04.599
quickly, because I've seen... I don't watch Dancing

00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:06.099
with the Stars. Like, it's just never been my

00:43:06.099 --> 00:43:07.420
thing. I've only watched it because of, like,

00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.400
who the contestants are this season. I haven't

00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:11.500
watched it in, like, 10 years, otherwise. Anyway.

00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.860
Right, but, like, I thought it was incredible

00:43:14.860 --> 00:43:16.820
how quickly she bounced back. And at the same

00:43:16.820 --> 00:43:22.840
time, I... She looks... Good like the hair this

00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.760
like it's all working like so I don't know if

00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:29.159
she had a little Something done or like if this

00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:31.639
is just like the the glam from the show like

00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:35.119
she looks really good She seems like happy to

00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:38.159
like I think that's part of it. She doesn't seem

00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:41.679
like distressed anymore Maybe that's what it

00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:47.780
is. Maybe she just looks happy Beautiful. Love

00:43:47.780 --> 00:43:50.599
it. She looks great. She looks great. I think

00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:53.139
most people look best with like their natural

00:43:53.139 --> 00:43:57.420
hair color anyway, but I don't. But no, no, I

00:43:57.420 --> 00:44:01.780
hate my natural hair color. Oh, sure. I think

00:44:01.780 --> 00:44:06.800
it's totally anyway. But yeah, I was just. I

00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.719
don't know. Obviously, I can't say anything about

00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:13.099
it. I was never denying her Ecuadorian roots,

00:44:13.139 --> 00:44:19.429
but I also didn't know they were there. So. OK,

00:44:19.650 --> 00:44:24.070
Jen. OK. You know, if you want to go on a dancing

00:44:24.070 --> 00:44:26.909
show and be like, this is my time to embrace

00:44:26.909 --> 00:44:29.090
being Latina, like, I kind of get that. Sure.

00:44:29.210 --> 00:44:32.329
A lot of the dancing is comes from that part

00:44:32.329 --> 00:44:37.369
of the world and whatever. But yeah. God, Jen.

00:44:38.610 --> 00:44:40.570
Well, I guess we're jumping into reality round

00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:46.710
out there. Yeah. OK, so. I need to talk about

00:44:46.710 --> 00:44:48.809
Dancing with the Stars. I guess that's like the

00:44:48.809 --> 00:44:50.269
best place to do it since I was just talking

00:44:50.269 --> 00:44:56.690
about it. Whitney is amazing. Like, amazing.

00:44:56.769 --> 00:44:59.710
Yeah, she's like a real dancer. I want to say

00:44:59.710 --> 00:45:02.300
she's like... actually a trained dancer. Yeah.

00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:06.059
So they said like she went to a school that's

00:45:06.059 --> 00:45:09.980
like direct rivals with one of the pros on Dancing

00:45:09.980 --> 00:45:12.300
with the Stars where she went to dancing school.

00:45:12.340 --> 00:45:15.539
Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay. And her name is also

00:45:15.539 --> 00:45:21.699
Whitney. Very, very weird. Anyway, she is stunning.

00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:25.619
She is like out there living her best. She looks

00:45:25.619 --> 00:45:29.809
great. She looks snatched. Wow. Wow, wow, wow,

00:45:29.869 --> 00:45:36.030
Whitney. Robert Irwin. Love, love. He's so good,

00:45:36.510 --> 00:45:39.610
too. He's so good. I feel like Robert Irwin is

00:45:39.610 --> 00:45:43.530
one of these guys that, like, it doesn't matter

00:45:43.530 --> 00:45:48.789
what the task is. He's good at everything. Like,

00:45:48.809 --> 00:45:50.670
he just strikes me as that kind of guy that's

00:45:50.670 --> 00:45:54.170
never been bad at anything. He's just like his

00:45:54.170 --> 00:46:02.550
dad. And he... Like being a good guy really like

00:46:02.550 --> 00:46:06.489
it. You can forgive a lot, but like you don't

00:46:06.489 --> 00:46:08.250
have to forgive it with him because he's good

00:46:08.250 --> 00:46:10.889
anyway And he's just a good guy like I love Robert

00:46:10.889 --> 00:46:13.230
Irwin like I'm so glad he's doing a good job

00:46:13.230 --> 00:46:15.969
even like every side interview I've seen of him.

00:46:15.969 --> 00:46:19.650
He's just like so Cute I want to squeeze them

00:46:19.650 --> 00:46:22.289
someone was like what are you looking for like

00:46:22.289 --> 00:46:24.829
in a partner? You know you're still single you're

00:46:24.829 --> 00:46:27.489
getting to that age whatever and hopefully me

00:46:27.489 --> 00:46:31.630
he said genuine kindness I just want to hug him.

00:46:31.630 --> 00:46:34.730
I just want to hug him Did you know? I didn't

00:46:34.730 --> 00:46:37.170
know because like I said, I haven't watched Dancing

00:46:37.170 --> 00:46:39.369
with the Stars since I stayed the night with

00:46:39.369 --> 00:46:43.929
my grandparents when I was a kid. Bindi Irwin

00:46:43.929 --> 00:46:48.150
like won the whole thing years ago. I feel like

00:46:48.150 --> 00:46:51.929
I did know that. Yeah. So like they just can

00:46:51.929 --> 00:46:55.289
dance down under. I think. I don't know. You

00:46:55.289 --> 00:46:57.190
know, we have like four listeners in Australia

00:46:57.190 --> 00:47:04.750
also. So yeah. Tell him I said mwah. Or share

00:47:04.750 --> 00:47:06.650
us with your messiest friend down there and we

00:47:06.650 --> 00:47:09.409
can come do a live show and we can meet Robert

00:47:09.409 --> 00:47:12.550
Irwin. I really think I would be starstruck.

00:47:12.750 --> 00:47:14.469
There are not a lot of people on this earth I

00:47:14.469 --> 00:47:16.949
would be starstruck about. Robert Irwin would

00:47:16.949 --> 00:47:19.150
like catch me off guard. I think Robert Irwin,

00:47:20.050 --> 00:47:23.500
but like. At the same time, like, yes, he could

00:47:23.500 --> 00:47:25.940
catch you off guard. But at the same time, I

00:47:25.940 --> 00:47:28.619
imagine that he's just like, no, no, no, it's

00:47:28.619 --> 00:47:31.199
fine. I'm going to be your friend. You know,

00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:33.820
I can't do it in Australia. No, I feel like he

00:47:33.820 --> 00:47:36.340
would make me feel safe. But like, I'm obsessed

00:47:36.340 --> 00:47:39.059
with the Irwins. I watched Steve Irwin's show

00:47:39.059 --> 00:47:42.480
growing up. I watched Bindi Irwin's series on

00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:46.559
TV. I love them. And so I just feel like I would

00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:51.539
be like, it just. The family, the entire family

00:47:51.539 --> 00:47:56.159
just strikes me as a good family, like a family

00:47:56.159 --> 00:47:58.880
that's never had problems, like they never fought,

00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:01.079
like there's, there's nothing bad. I love it.

00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:06.619
Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Um, yeah. So like this

00:48:06.619 --> 00:48:08.559
cast of Dancing with the Stars has really gotten

00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:11.699
me into watching Dancing with the Stars. They

00:48:11.699 --> 00:48:14.679
have only been two episodes so far. Maybe I'll

00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:17.519
jump into it then. I might watch it. Very into

00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:20.099
it. It's on Disney Plus, right? Yeah. Okay, I'll

00:48:20.099 --> 00:48:24.059
watch it. Side note, went to see the Demon Slayer

00:48:24.059 --> 00:48:26.059
movie. Tell me everything. It's a three -hour

00:48:26.059 --> 00:48:28.579
movie, which I normally would complain about,

00:48:28.940 --> 00:48:32.519
but they paced it so well, like I never got bored.

00:48:32.659 --> 00:48:35.059
I was never like, when is this gonna wrap up?

00:48:35.420 --> 00:48:38.199
Like, it was good. It did remind me of why I

00:48:38.199 --> 00:48:41.840
never go to the movies, though. Because... people

00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:44.500
talked the entire time. I hate that. And like,

00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:50.539
I think part of that is a product of COVID, where

00:48:50.539 --> 00:48:52.920
people just don't know how the fuck to act anymore.

00:48:53.739 --> 00:48:58.730
I think also it's like There's been a shift in

00:48:58.730 --> 00:49:00.650
parenting, and I'm not necessarily talking about

00:49:00.650 --> 00:49:03.369
gentle parenting, but it's where you sort of

00:49:03.369 --> 00:49:05.550
idolize your kids. And so you never tell them

00:49:05.550 --> 00:49:08.250
to shut up when they're at the movies. And so

00:49:08.250 --> 00:49:11.510
now they're going to the movies as like older

00:49:11.510 --> 00:49:14.710
teenagers, young adults, and they feel like if

00:49:14.710 --> 00:49:17.989
they don't share how they feel after a scene

00:49:17.989 --> 00:49:21.969
ends, they will wither away and vanish. And I

00:49:21.969 --> 00:49:27.099
can't stand it. For me, I think, like, just The

00:49:27.099 --> 00:49:31.119
way I grew up, when you went to the movies and

00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:36.320
it was dark, you shut the fuck up. Movie theaters

00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:38.860
are a little bit to blame too, because they used

00:49:38.860 --> 00:49:41.480
to punish you for talking during the movie. They

00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:43.460
would come shine a flashlight in your face and

00:49:43.460 --> 00:49:46.000
be like, if you're not quiet, I'm going to have

00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:47.960
to ask you to leave. And then they would ask

00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:50.199
you to leave. Oh, yeah. They don't do that anymore.

00:49:50.539 --> 00:49:52.639
It's part of the staffing issue. So Romaine,

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.909
from Derek and Romaine, her wife. Ran a movie

00:49:55.909 --> 00:49:58.010
theater in New Jersey and she talked about like

00:49:58.010 --> 00:50:00.929
it was so impossible to get anyone to work there

00:50:00.929 --> 00:50:04.090
because I'm Pretty sure it was AMC. They only

00:50:04.090 --> 00:50:06.550
pay they paid the minimum wage. It was like in

00:50:06.550 --> 00:50:08.250
New Jersey minimum wage I think it's like 12

00:50:08.250 --> 00:50:10.210
or 14 dollars an hour, but even still it's not

00:50:10.210 --> 00:50:13.480
a livable wage. So like you You can't get people

00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:15.860
to do that job. So they're just like, OK, we'll

00:50:15.860 --> 00:50:17.960
we'll eliminate that role from the repertoire,

00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:20.579
I guess, and only have people the concession

00:50:20.579 --> 00:50:23.179
stand. And now we're suffering the consequences,

00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:26.500
mama. And I do mean suffering. But the last time

00:50:26.500 --> 00:50:30.960
I went to the movies was I think when I saw Wicked

00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:36.860
on Christmas and like. It. Most of it was fine.

00:50:37.059 --> 00:50:40.260
But like and I like, you know, I've I don't ever

00:50:40.260 --> 00:50:42.019
go to the movies by myself. Like this is a new

00:50:42.019 --> 00:50:44.079
phenomenon for me. But like I went by myself

00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:49.719
and I was sitting next to. A couple on one side

00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.039
and I think two sisters on the other side of

00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:54.340
me and or two, like maybe they were just friends,

00:50:54.340 --> 00:50:58.460
I don't know, but it was two women. And the couple

00:50:58.460 --> 00:51:02.440
was silent the entire time and like the two women

00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:05.989
were like. what what what I don't get what's

00:51:05.989 --> 00:51:08.210
going on and like that kind of conversation doesn't

00:51:08.210 --> 00:51:10.750
bother me but like the needing to talk through

00:51:10.750 --> 00:51:15.949
an entire movie is so aggressively annoying and

00:51:15.949 --> 00:51:20.150
it's so like what did you come to the movies

00:51:20.150 --> 00:51:23.250
for right this is not your living room so like

00:51:23.250 --> 00:51:25.969
and it's demon slayer so they're they're fighting

00:51:25.969 --> 00:51:30.420
right and What is the point of someone getting

00:51:30.420 --> 00:51:33.400
hit by a sword and then you saying out loud to

00:51:33.400 --> 00:51:36.679
a hundred other people that you don't know? Damn.

00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:41.079
What do you get from that? What do you get from

00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:43.480
that? You are not interesting enough. No one

00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:45.239
asked for your commentary on this. Do you know

00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:48.780
what I think part of it is is like this? It's

00:51:48.780 --> 00:51:53.059
the meme of the guy who's like got the glasses

00:51:53.059 --> 00:51:55.239
on and he's got like this pointer finger in the

00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:58.159
air and he's like. I have an idea and it's like

00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.940
that like that meme of the millennial, but like

00:52:00.940 --> 00:52:03.980
I think that's what they're trying to do. It's

00:52:03.980 --> 00:52:08.420
not funny. No, it's annoying. The cheering thing

00:52:08.420 --> 00:52:10.800
when the good guy wins at the movie theater has

00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:13.699
gone too far. We don't need to be cheering. We

00:52:13.699 --> 00:52:14.719
don't need to be cheering. Never in my life.

00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:17.099
Never in my life. When I went to see Wicked,

00:52:17.340 --> 00:52:20.719
there were people cheering. And I was like. Cheering

00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:23.500
for what? The movie ended in a weird place. Yeah,

00:52:23.559 --> 00:52:27.280
I don't remember. But I was like. Can we all

00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.340
just shut up like I will if you will mama and

00:52:31.340 --> 00:52:34.619
it's like one thing for me to be like oh Well

00:52:34.619 --> 00:52:36.760
people opening the wrappers of their candy is

00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:38.900
too loud and is bothering me. Whatever like that's

00:52:38.900 --> 00:52:42.460
on me What's actually not on me is the fact that

00:52:42.460 --> 00:52:44.519
you are having a full -blown conversation about

00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:46.900
the movie that we're all trying to watch While

00:52:46.900 --> 00:52:49.940
we're watching it like you have to be quiet.

00:52:49.940 --> 00:52:57.250
I can't do it It's that's a big one And the other

00:52:57.250 --> 00:52:58.889
thing that genuinely bothers me, I don't even

00:52:58.889 --> 00:53:00.570
know how we got to movies and reality round up.

00:53:01.250 --> 00:53:05.289
But the the other thing that bothers me and like

00:53:05.289 --> 00:53:08.989
this is a thing that I think has gone a little

00:53:08.989 --> 00:53:11.550
too far is like the phones at movies where it's

00:53:11.550 --> 00:53:13.710
like people can't put the fucking phone down

00:53:13.710 --> 00:53:17.230
for a period of two or three. Like in the case

00:53:17.230 --> 00:53:20.969
of Wicked, like Wicked was to be fair, like.

00:53:21.130 --> 00:53:23.889
two hours and 58 minutes. Like it was a long

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:25.590
movie. That's the same runtime as Demon Slayer.

00:53:25.670 --> 00:53:27.190
Right. I didn't see that many people on their

00:53:27.190 --> 00:53:29.570
phone and in fact there was one guy who like

00:53:29.570 --> 00:53:31.369
accidentally turned the flashlight on and I can

00:53:31.369 --> 00:53:34.150
tell he was embarrassed and like tried to like

00:53:34.150 --> 00:53:35.829
get it under control as quickly as possible.

00:53:35.849 --> 00:53:38.230
That's fine. That doesn't bother me. That's an

00:53:38.230 --> 00:53:41.510
accident. Clear as day. And if you need to like

00:53:41.510 --> 00:53:44.170
turn on the lock screen for a second to make

00:53:44.170 --> 00:53:48.800
sure your whole family isn't dead, fine. But

00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:50.880
like you don't need to be texting. You don't

00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:53.000
need to like do the whole thing. But it's like

00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:56.059
you have the nerve to scroll. Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:59.059
That's what I'm saying. Exactly. Yeah. Like I'm

00:53:59.059 --> 00:54:02.019
just like, why are you here? Like, first of all,

00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:05.599
the movie going experience will like it is not

00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:07.440
the way it used to be when we were kids. It is

00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:09.820
it will cost you no less than fifty dollars a

00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:12.340
pop every time you go to the movies. Right. And

00:54:12.340 --> 00:54:15.360
you go in, you are here for an experience. And

00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:18.960
it's like. You have the audacity to scroll. Are

00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:22.300
you just that wealthy, mama? Like, I don't get

00:54:22.300 --> 00:54:25.820
it. I don't know. Like, there are so many websites

00:54:25.820 --> 00:54:28.980
you can illegally stream this movie. Like, just

00:54:28.980 --> 00:54:33.340
do that at home so you can scroll and talk and

00:54:33.340 --> 00:54:35.219
do whatever you need to do. But you don't need

00:54:35.219 --> 00:54:38.480
to be in a movie theater. Okay, anyway. Anyway.

00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:44.639
So, for today's... Real Housewives of Salt Lake

00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:47.320
City episode we're jumping back into season one

00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:49.739
from where we were gonna pick up where we left

00:54:49.739 --> 00:54:53.420
off before the season six premiere and Because

00:54:53.420 --> 00:54:55.900
the season the episode two of season six was

00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:57.579
it was good. Don't get me wrong. It was really

00:54:57.579 --> 00:55:02.000
really good, but I think I want to see the fallout

00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:07.199
of Lisa Barlow and Bronwyn first and then Have

00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.239
like the whole picture of it before I start commenting

00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:13.579
on it Yeah, I also just like we went we did the

00:55:13.579 --> 00:55:16.760
season six premiere with Husband's Watching Housewives,

00:55:16.860 --> 00:55:18.559
which was great and fun. We already talked about

00:55:18.559 --> 00:55:22.619
that. But we were still in season one last time

00:55:22.619 --> 00:55:27.360
we talked to you. Like in the last episode of

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:32.079
our podcast alone, so we'll just maybe we'll

00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:34.619
finish out season one and then jump into season.

00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:38.519
I think that's the way to do it. Yeah. Cool,

00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:42.199
so we're back and it's weird like it's funny

00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:47.079
the crossovers because like you Were we talked

00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:49.559
about in the in the premiere where Angie Kay

00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:52.239
said and D Have you picked up on like Angie Kay

00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:54.199
is always Angie Kay. Do you know why we talked

00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:57.880
about this yet? Angie Katz and Avis it was a

00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:04.320
friend of I think in season four and She was

00:56:04.900 --> 00:56:07.960
trying to get on the show when Angie Harrington

00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:09.519
was also trying to get on the show. So there

00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:13.800
was Angie K and Angie H, but Angie H never came.

00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:17.760
She came to be, but like Angie Katz and Avis

00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:24.119
is just still Angie K. It has a ring to it. I

00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:27.079
like Angie K. I'm not mad at it. But Angie K

00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:30.300
is not around for this. But so OK, back to season

00:56:30.300 --> 00:56:33.699
one, episode six, Sundance City. We head over

00:56:33.699 --> 00:56:37.199
to Jen's office and she's roller skating around

00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:39.500
and this place, this has to be like one of those

00:56:39.500 --> 00:56:43.500
like co -hatch places like you and I were originally

00:56:43.500 --> 00:56:45.579
talking about like hosting the podcast and like

00:56:45.579 --> 00:56:47.539
having our little office out. Like this isn't

00:56:47.539 --> 00:56:50.679
her office, right? You, I can't imagine it is

00:56:50.679 --> 00:56:52.719
because what would she need all that space for?

00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:57.280
I don't know. Right? Right. I don't know. But

00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:00.099
she explains that normally they would be on conference

00:57:00.099 --> 00:57:03.500
calls planning and forecasting and I truly forgot

00:57:03.500 --> 00:57:06.199
how much she tried to sell this being a real

00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:09.539
business. She's like, well, obviously we're having

00:57:09.539 --> 00:57:14.280
fun at Sundance. Instead of like, because like

00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:16.420
in the real world, it doesn't matter what's happening

00:57:16.420 --> 00:57:18.800
in the city you're in, you still have work to

00:57:18.800 --> 00:57:23.000
do. What do you mean? Whatever, we're always

00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:27.119
doing our own, Jen. Okay, Jen. And then she reminisces

00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.980
on Stewart just getting absolutely blasted at

00:57:29.980 --> 00:57:33.059
a Sundance party and finding his rapper, Aldriga

00:57:33.059 --> 00:57:35.679
of Stew Chains. And I would like to meet Stew

00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.599
Chains, if I'm being a thousand percent honest.

00:57:37.659 --> 00:57:40.119
A hundred percent. I actually I would like to

00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:44.079
meet Stewart, too. I would like to talk to Stewart

00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:48.280
as Stewart and then get him to turn into Stew

00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:50.400
Chains. I have questions for both of them. I

00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:54.260
have a lot of questions for Stewart. Number one

00:57:54.260 --> 00:57:58.289
being How are you not in prison? Yeah, how did

00:57:58.289 --> 00:58:00.630
you get away with that money? Maybe he had a

00:58:00.630 --> 00:58:03.730
deal like if you testified that type of thing.

00:58:03.750 --> 00:58:06.269
I imagine that's exactly because he was, I think,

00:58:06.429 --> 00:58:10.989
one of the last ones to flip his his plea to

00:58:10.989 --> 00:58:16.090
guilty. And. But like the whole thing was like,

00:58:16.150 --> 00:58:18.429
like if you if you go in and look for it, his

00:58:18.429 --> 00:58:21.949
case is still open and he's still awaiting sentencing,

00:58:22.349 --> 00:58:25.679
like he still has not been sent. Yes. I just

00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.400
assumed he had a deal where if he testified against

00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:31.460
Jen, they would let him off. Well, granted. He

00:58:31.460 --> 00:58:34.199
has more things going on than we know about.

00:58:34.599 --> 00:58:41.980
I think so. Oh, Stuart. Oh, Stuart Smith. We

00:58:41.980 --> 00:58:44.539
go over to see Lisa getting ready for a bunch

00:58:44.539 --> 00:58:47.780
of parties that Lux Marketing is hosting and.

00:58:48.780 --> 00:58:51.860
Say what you will about Lisa. Literally, you

00:58:51.860 --> 00:58:53.860
know what? I feel like she's very, very, very

00:58:53.860 --> 00:58:56.019
good at what she does, and she seems like she

00:58:56.019 --> 00:59:01.699
really, really cares, and she's all in on the

00:59:01.699 --> 00:59:03.659
event business. I think she's very good at that.

00:59:04.199 --> 00:59:07.199
Yeah, when you see her in her zone for work,

00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:10.219
you're like, OK, yeah, she means it when she

00:59:10.219 --> 00:59:13.289
says. She has a lot going on and she's busy and

00:59:13.289 --> 00:59:15.190
she's booked. Right. Well, she's talking about

00:59:15.190 --> 00:59:17.030
how she's only like running on one hour of sleep

00:59:17.030 --> 00:59:20.800
and like, can you fucking imagine? running around

00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:24.539
Park City and like doing the whole thing and

00:59:24.539 --> 00:59:27.059
being that exhausted and it's like, okay. Like

00:59:27.059 --> 00:59:29.199
I can imagine that because I've had a baby. I

00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:31.860
can imagine running around and having to be functional

00:59:31.860 --> 00:59:36.480
with one hour sleep. But to do it in full glam

00:59:36.480 --> 00:59:39.900
in a cunty little outfit with five cameras in

00:59:39.900 --> 00:59:43.960
your face? No. There's no way. I mean, she has

00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:46.179
to be running on so much caffeine. There's no

00:59:46.179 --> 00:59:49.780
way. And maybe a little extra. Maybe. I mean,

00:59:49.900 --> 00:59:53.159
I wouldn't blame her. They get in the U -Haul

00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:55.179
when John drops off a bunch of furniture and

00:59:55.179 --> 00:59:57.199
Lisa says that she has to go and send wires to

00:59:57.199 --> 00:59:59.699
get a bunch of stuff done. And like this was

00:59:59.699 --> 01:00:02.659
a trigger for me because I know that this is

01:00:02.659 --> 01:00:04.360
a thing in real estate and it's a thing in event

01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:06.300
planning. Like I get that. But during our time

01:00:06.300 --> 01:00:11.099
in finance, like. The way that like major transactions

01:00:11.099 --> 01:00:15.019
were hinging on us entering a number correctly.

01:00:15.659 --> 01:00:20.360
Oh, yeah. Well, I do know the wiring thing is

01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:25.079
it's a it's a requirement per like title companies

01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:28.119
for real estate transactions. The title companies

01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:31.340
want to wire because they want the federal funds

01:00:31.340 --> 01:00:35.230
or the whatever the fed reference number. Yeah,

01:00:35.230 --> 01:00:36.909
they want the fed reference number. They want

01:00:36.909 --> 01:00:40.570
the wire. They want the paperwork that goes along

01:00:40.570 --> 01:00:43.250
with it. Basically, they want all the all the

01:00:43.250 --> 01:00:45.530
details that you're you can put along with it.

01:00:45.530 --> 01:00:47.929
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. So no, that's why that

01:00:47.929 --> 01:00:50.210
works. I don't know why it's always wires for

01:00:50.210 --> 01:00:53.530
event planning. It's event planning. It's legal

01:00:53.530 --> 01:00:55.570
settlements and it's real estate. Those are the

01:00:55.570 --> 01:00:58.269
three big ones. And event planning feels like

01:00:58.269 --> 01:01:00.849
that should not be on the list. Like, why can't

01:01:00.849 --> 01:01:04.059
you? And I get like Part of it's probably because

01:01:04.059 --> 01:01:06.079
it's like, okay, I have to have this money and

01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:07.780
like, I have to know that it's cleared funds

01:01:07.780 --> 01:01:10.360
showing up. So like, I know that I'm not on the

01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:15.340
hook for this space I'm running out, whatever

01:01:15.340 --> 01:01:16.880
the case may be. But I'm like, Jesus Christ,

01:01:17.099 --> 01:01:20.449
why did you not send this wire a week ago? I

01:01:20.449 --> 01:01:22.769
was like, you could have handled so much of this

01:01:22.769 --> 01:01:25.789
days, weeks ago. Right. You could you could have

01:01:25.789 --> 01:01:29.469
avoided the twenty five dollar wire fee. I don't

01:01:29.469 --> 01:01:32.429
know. That's just that's like that's a weird

01:01:32.429 --> 01:01:35.010
thing that I picked up on. But I was like, all

01:01:35.010 --> 01:01:40.710
right. But seeing them drive around in the U

01:01:40.710 --> 01:01:42.849
-Haul together, I like their marriage. I like

01:01:42.849 --> 01:01:45.949
their relationship. I'm like, you guys really

01:01:45.949 --> 01:01:48.389
like each other. You can tell they're very comfortable

01:01:48.389 --> 01:01:50.610
together, too. Like, neither of them is like

01:01:50.610 --> 01:01:52.570
harboring any type of anything. They're just

01:01:52.570 --> 01:01:56.250
like very open and honest. Well, and I think

01:01:56.250 --> 01:02:00.369
we got a confessional with John by himself. He's

01:02:00.369 --> 01:02:02.789
just like, yeah, I work for Lisa, like whatever.

01:02:03.030 --> 01:02:04.789
Like, Lisa's my boss. And I thought that was

01:02:04.789 --> 01:02:09.150
really cute because I think It has to be hard

01:02:09.150 --> 01:02:14.369
for for a guy who is who is part of the Mormon

01:02:14.369 --> 01:02:19.349
Church, who is like in Salt Lake or in Utah,

01:02:19.369 --> 01:02:22.250
like to say like, yeah, my my my wife runs the

01:02:22.250 --> 01:02:23.849
show. It's not me. I think that's really cool

01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:27.250
of him. He has like zero toxic masculinity to

01:02:27.250 --> 01:02:30.690
him. He's like. I like how my family runs. I

01:02:30.690 --> 01:02:34.050
like that we get to do this and that. And I like

01:02:34.050 --> 01:02:36.110
that my wife is in charge of it. She's good at

01:02:36.110 --> 01:02:39.429
it. So what? I agree. And also they eat a lot

01:02:39.429 --> 01:02:42.230
of fast food. And I love that. I love that so

01:02:42.230 --> 01:02:44.570
much. It's so cute. Also, I like, I was looking

01:02:44.570 --> 01:02:46.269
at our notes and I was like, God, there's some,

01:02:46.269 --> 01:02:49.190
I accidentally put two episodes on here. So don't

01:02:49.190 --> 01:02:51.409
forget about the amount of notes that are on

01:02:51.409 --> 01:02:56.059
here. So Jen goes over to Whitney's house to

01:02:56.059 --> 01:02:58.940
hang out in the hot tub and they get back into

01:02:58.940 --> 01:03:03.340
the Mary situation. Did you notice or like clock

01:03:03.340 --> 01:03:06.139
at all, like the size of Jen's earrings like

01:03:06.139 --> 01:03:09.619
those? This is the thing with earrings in general

01:03:09.619 --> 01:03:11.440
for me, like when you get to like those huge

01:03:11.440 --> 01:03:15.360
earrings that are so heavy, I'm like. What make

01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:17.239
them out of fucking aluminum or something like

01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:19.800
that's insane. It just makes the shape of your

01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:23.059
earlobe look so weird. and like, you can tell

01:03:23.059 --> 01:03:25.300
it's stretching and you can tell it's not comfortable.

01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:28.679
That's where it like, I'm like, wear your heavy

01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:31.340
earring, wear your big earring. But like, if

01:03:31.340 --> 01:03:34.099
it starts making your earlobe look too long,

01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:39.480
hang it up, mama. I don't know. And I think for

01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:43.380
me, Jen is obsessed with talking about Mary,

01:03:43.659 --> 01:03:47.880
like. I can't figure out what it is, because

01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:50.340
I know it's not the hospital comment at this

01:03:50.340 --> 01:03:57.019
point. She will not drop it with Mary. And it's

01:03:57.019 --> 01:03:58.900
to the point where it's exhausting, and part

01:03:58.900 --> 01:04:01.179
of me wonders, did they just really want an enemy?

01:04:01.460 --> 01:04:03.260
Did they really just need someone to gang up,

01:04:03.300 --> 01:04:05.280
or not gang up on, but I think Jen is trying

01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:09.780
to get people to gang up on Mary. I think maybe

01:04:09.780 --> 01:04:11.960
not even just for the show. She's trying to get

01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:14.159
people to gang up on Mary. She's kind of like,

01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:18.039
I'm done with Mary for whatever reason. She wronged

01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:21.579
me. I don't like her, whatever. And so all of

01:04:21.579 --> 01:04:26.719
you need to sign up, sign out to unsubscribe

01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:29.519
because you can't be my friend if you're Mary's

01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:33.619
friend. That's her whole thing. She's like, I

01:04:33.619 --> 01:04:36.219
have to keep talking shit about Mary so that

01:04:36.219 --> 01:04:39.360
people understand they can't be her friend. But

01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.920
surely to God, it's not over the hospital smell

01:04:41.920 --> 01:04:44.900
comment. Like it cannot be over that, right?

01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:48.199
I think that's where it started. And then Mary

01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:53.099
wouldn't actually apologize for it. And Jen was

01:04:53.099 --> 01:04:56.739
like, OK, watch this and started trying to turn

01:04:56.739 --> 01:04:59.639
everyone against her. That's weird. It's weird

01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:06.760
to me. I mean, you're not wrong. We go over to

01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:13.059
Meredith. No, I'm sorry. Whitney. Where is? OK,

01:05:13.119 --> 01:05:15.780
just kidding. So they're getting ready for Justin's

01:05:15.780 --> 01:05:17.539
birthday. Sorry, I like went too far in my nose.

01:05:18.500 --> 01:05:19.800
Everyone's getting ready for Justin's birthday

01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:22.480
party. And we go over to Mary's house where we

01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:26.579
learn that Mary's aunt is her housekeeper. Mary

01:05:26.579 --> 01:05:31.199
doesn't know about that. Oh, my God. Sharlinda

01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:34.579
is Mary's aunt. Mary doesn't know anything about

01:05:34.579 --> 01:05:38.019
Sharlinda's life. She's not interested to know

01:05:38.019 --> 01:05:39.980
anything about Charlotte. She's like, yeah, she

01:05:39.980 --> 01:05:41.699
comes and cleans my house. I really don't know.

01:05:41.860 --> 01:05:44.280
She said she cleans my house. I pay her rent.

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:47.679
Oh, yeah. And we're related. I don't know. Sure.

01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:51.260
Yeah. I'm sure she has kids or something. She's

01:05:51.260 --> 01:05:56.099
so weird about it. I don't know. Which makes

01:05:56.099 --> 01:06:02.039
me think. Mary, I don't think Mary likes her

01:06:02.039 --> 01:06:09.559
family. I think this individual. Sharlinda got

01:06:09.559 --> 01:06:11.880
in good with her because she like, I remember

01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:13.760
Mary saying like, she came over, she fell in

01:06:13.760 --> 01:06:16.320
love with Robert Jr. and then she just never

01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:19.340
left. I think that was the end. I think the rest

01:06:19.340 --> 01:06:21.320
of the family, like I think it's a lot like part

01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:23.400
of my family where we just some of us just don't

01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:25.539
talk to each other. I think it's a lot like that.

01:06:25.539 --> 01:06:27.960
And I would imagine it all stems back to the

01:06:27.960 --> 01:06:30.719
marriage. The marriage. Yeah. Right. I think

01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:32.920
it's unfortunate, but yeah, that's the vibe I

01:06:32.920 --> 01:06:36.090
got is that her family doesn't really talk to

01:06:36.090 --> 01:06:39.250
her or like see her much because of the marriage.

01:06:39.409 --> 01:06:43.010
And I do feel like maybe Sharlinda started off

01:06:43.010 --> 01:06:47.829
as like a nanny for Robert Jr. And then she got

01:06:47.829 --> 01:06:51.469
on the payroll and just never left. Sure. Which,

01:06:52.210 --> 01:06:55.690
whatever. That's a big ol' house. It's a big

01:06:55.690 --> 01:06:58.489
house, but like also, is she like also a nurse?

01:06:58.949 --> 01:07:00.630
Why's she always wearing scrubs? I don't know.

01:07:01.250 --> 01:07:03.369
I don't know. I thought maybe. Maybe she like

01:07:03.369 --> 01:07:06.389
got scrubs to work in so that she didn't like

01:07:06.389 --> 01:07:09.670
ruin her clothes cleaning with like bleach and

01:07:09.670 --> 01:07:12.610
stuff. I don't know. I don't, that's, I don't

01:07:12.610 --> 01:07:15.670
know. Okay. That's one of those things where

01:07:15.670 --> 01:07:18.909
like, cause even in season six, like when Sharlinda

01:07:18.909 --> 01:07:21.530
is bringing Mary's bags out for the RV trip,

01:07:21.789 --> 01:07:24.969
she's still wearing scrubs. She's just like,

01:07:25.090 --> 01:07:28.510
okay, whatever. Maybe she isn't like a license

01:07:28.510 --> 01:07:31.489
nurse. Maybe she like. takes care of Robert,

01:07:31.550 --> 01:07:33.190
I don't know. Or maybe she just likes wearing

01:07:33.190 --> 01:07:34.769
scrubs, and there's nothing wrong with that.

01:07:35.110 --> 01:07:38.110
I mean, I hear they're very comfortable, and

01:07:38.110 --> 01:07:40.369
again, probably get to clean in. Yeah. I don't

01:07:40.369 --> 01:07:45.230
know. We head over to Whitney and Justin's house,

01:07:45.329 --> 01:07:47.550
where Justin is doing shots out of Whitney's

01:07:47.550 --> 01:07:49.590
belly button. Have you ever done a body shot?

01:07:49.849 --> 01:07:52.710
I love, yes, of course. I'm just making sure.

01:07:52.730 --> 01:07:55.829
Have you? Oh, absolutely, when Talbot was still

01:07:55.829 --> 01:07:59.920
open. Oh, I've had body shots done off of me.

01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:01.900
I've done body shots. I was the biggest piece

01:08:01.900 --> 01:08:05.019
of shit garbage whore at Talbot. I loved it.

01:08:05.019 --> 01:08:09.960
I was a monster and a demon in Louisiana. And

01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:13.940
I was quick to lay down on that bar. Oh, and

01:08:13.940 --> 01:08:16.180
the way that like Talbot leaned into it, they

01:08:16.180 --> 01:08:21.220
would hire the hottest, most toxically straight

01:08:21.220 --> 01:08:24.779
guys at Talbot to like be the bartenders. And

01:08:24.779 --> 01:08:26.159
they'd be like, for an extra dollar, you could

01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:28.260
do a body shot off of me. Like that was like

01:08:28.260 --> 01:08:30.939
on the menu. And I was like, fuck, yeah. Take

01:08:30.939 --> 01:08:35.500
take five. Yeah. Lay down is going to be a long

01:08:35.500 --> 01:08:43.960
night. But actually, though, I love it. They

01:08:43.960 --> 01:08:47.500
die. We go back to these girls loving a party

01:08:47.500 --> 01:08:49.659
bus in Salt Lake City and they head over to this

01:08:49.659 --> 01:08:54.949
lady, Catherine's house. Jen pulls out a wad

01:08:54.949 --> 01:08:57.149
of cash and she starts fanning herself with the

01:08:57.149 --> 01:08:59.550
cash. And I don't like this. I'm just like, I

01:08:59.550 --> 01:09:01.529
don't like this display of like, I need you to

01:09:01.529 --> 01:09:03.430
know I have money, especially knowing everything

01:09:03.430 --> 01:09:08.989
we know now. It's icky. It is icky. That is someone's

01:09:08.989 --> 01:09:13.810
social security money. 100%. I will say like,

01:09:14.250 --> 01:09:16.989
I don't know. It's like, I see what she's doing.

01:09:17.189 --> 01:09:21.359
She's just like... I'm the Beyonce of Utah. Jesus

01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:25.300
Christ, yeah. I don't know, I think she's so

01:09:25.300 --> 01:09:29.039
silly. Would I ever actually be friends with

01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:32.779
Jensha? No, but I think she's wonderful television.

01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:35.439
I love watching her. I think that if I lived

01:09:35.439 --> 01:09:40.380
in Salt Lake City, you would hate a million percent,

01:09:40.460 --> 01:09:42.140
you would hate it, and I would be friends with

01:09:42.140 --> 01:09:45.079
Jensha. Yeah, I would hate to live in Salt Lake

01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:50.199
City. I would not get along. I do not feel welcome

01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:52.340
in Salt Lake City. You would hate my friendship

01:09:52.340 --> 01:09:54.300
with Jen Shaw because I'd be like, she's so amazing

01:09:54.300 --> 01:09:57.739
and fabulous. And you'd be like, Travis, stop.

01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:01.779
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I've always loved

01:10:01.779 --> 01:10:05.079
Jen Shaw and I know that she defrauded old people.

01:10:05.100 --> 01:10:09.500
And I'm sorry about that. But like, she's so

01:10:09.500 --> 01:10:12.979
fun to watch. She is very fun. And I think I

01:10:12.979 --> 01:10:15.460
think that's part of the struggle with her. Right.

01:10:15.579 --> 01:10:20.399
It's like. She's she did categorically bad rotten

01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:25.859
terrible things She has redeeming qualities though.

01:10:26.500 --> 01:10:29.899
Yeah It's kind of like you have to watch a car

01:10:29.899 --> 01:10:35.479
crash Sure, yeah, but I'm thinking like She did

01:10:35.479 --> 01:10:37.539
really really bad things like Bernie Madoff is

01:10:37.539 --> 01:10:39.840
another person who did something similar to this

01:10:39.840 --> 01:10:42.039
not a single redeeming quality So I don't care

01:10:42.039 --> 01:10:44.640
if he I don't know if he's still alive or not

01:10:45.050 --> 01:10:50.050
Don't care don't care But like I that's the struggle

01:10:50.050 --> 01:10:53.189
is like Bernie Madoff was never a good guy Jen

01:10:53.189 --> 01:10:56.470
Shaw, I think on some level had good qualities

01:10:56.470 --> 01:11:00.890
fucked up a lot though I like her as a person

01:11:00.890 --> 01:11:05.069
like her personality is so fun. Yeah But like

01:11:05.069 --> 01:11:12.649
why'd you do that? Or something But so they're

01:11:12.649 --> 01:11:16.480
going over to this lady Katherine's house And

01:11:16.480 --> 01:11:18.539
we get to her house, I feel like she was 100

01:11:18.539 --> 01:11:20.439
% supposed to be one of the housewives and I

01:11:20.439 --> 01:11:22.439
wonder why she didn't end up on the show because

01:11:22.439 --> 01:11:27.300
the house is so insane. It is, it's crazy. Yeah,

01:11:27.439 --> 01:11:29.279
and she's one of these people you could tell

01:11:29.279 --> 01:11:32.699
as money. And I want to live with her. I want

01:11:32.699 --> 01:11:36.090
to be her best friend. When I see giant houses

01:11:36.090 --> 01:11:38.550
like that, I'm like, just let me move in. You'll

01:11:38.550 --> 01:11:40.409
never even know I'm there. I'll clean your house

01:11:40.409 --> 01:11:42.810
for you. I will sneak around like a little rat.

01:11:43.229 --> 01:11:45.189
You don't even need to know that I live there.

01:11:45.729 --> 01:11:48.930
Yeah. But we're at the party and Jen and Mary

01:11:48.930 --> 01:11:52.210
get back into it and the grandpa fucker comment

01:11:52.210 --> 01:11:56.079
comes up and... The thing that I struggle with

01:11:56.079 --> 01:11:59.079
with Jen is she fully denies saying it. She has

01:11:59.079 --> 01:12:02.140
zero accountability in her and I think that's

01:12:02.140 --> 01:12:05.239
where we get to the crimes of it all too is she

01:12:05.239 --> 01:12:07.880
just cannot hold herself accountable. Do you

01:12:07.880 --> 01:12:10.640
think she like disassociates from it almost like

01:12:10.640 --> 01:12:12.979
she's just like oh no like that was really bad

01:12:12.979 --> 01:12:16.250
so like I couldn't have done that. I couldn't

01:12:16.250 --> 01:12:20.729
have done that. I don't know. I've never been

01:12:20.729 --> 01:12:23.210
in the mindset. I'm such a neurotic person. I

01:12:23.210 --> 01:12:25.310
always think I did worse things than I actually

01:12:25.310 --> 01:12:29.590
did. So I cannot get in the mindset of doing

01:12:29.590 --> 01:12:31.569
these awful, horrible things and being like,

01:12:31.569 --> 01:12:35.149
no, I didn't. I can't imagine thinking that.

01:12:35.149 --> 01:12:40.369
It's wild to me. I can't imagine. But it is so

01:12:40.369 --> 01:12:46.029
funny to watch. You're on camera. And to be fair

01:12:46.029 --> 01:12:49.430
to her, in this very specific instance, she was

01:12:49.430 --> 01:12:55.109
wasted, like blasted. I don't think she knows

01:12:55.109 --> 01:13:00.850
she said it. Right, and like, I don't know. I

01:13:00.850 --> 01:13:05.079
think she just... If she has any inkling that

01:13:05.079 --> 01:13:07.260
she said it, she's just like deny, deny, deny.

01:13:07.359 --> 01:13:09.840
She said, no, no, no, no. Couldn't have been

01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:20.960
me. How dare you. I was possessed. We. Oh, sorry.

01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:23.779
OK, so we head over to Meredith's store and we

01:13:23.779 --> 01:13:25.859
find out a little bit more about Park City Fashion

01:13:25.859 --> 01:13:31.000
Week. I. I love what they're trying to do here.

01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.300
That's really, really cute. Do your Park City

01:13:33.300 --> 01:13:37.239
fashion week. The thing that I'm I understand

01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:38.920
where Brooks is coming from. I don't like the

01:13:38.920 --> 01:13:41.600
way he goes about it, where he's upset that his

01:13:41.600 --> 01:13:44.600
dad won't be around for the fashion show. Brooks

01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:48.899
likes to emotionally manipulate people, especially

01:13:48.899 --> 01:13:51.739
his parents. Oh, he loves it, especially his

01:13:51.739 --> 01:13:54.880
parents, because it's like I do understand being

01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:57.659
like, oh, I wish my parent was here to see this.

01:13:57.739 --> 01:14:01.079
accomplishment of mine sure but the way he calls

01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:06.060
his dad and he's like hello you've wronged me

01:14:06.060 --> 01:14:09.000
like i get that my feelings aren't important

01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:13.560
to you dad bye well he's so mean to his dad and

01:14:13.560 --> 01:14:16.739
it's like and his dad is very apologetic it's

01:14:16.739 --> 01:14:19.439
not like his dad is like yeah sorry so i'm not

01:14:19.439 --> 01:14:22.770
gonna make it But at the same time, and Meredith

01:14:22.770 --> 01:14:25.609
does acknowledge this and like I when when Meredith

01:14:25.609 --> 01:14:28.109
gets into it, like my heart broke for her because

01:14:28.109 --> 01:14:31.090
she does take a lot of this on his guilt. But

01:14:31.090 --> 01:14:33.609
it's not because he doesn't want to be there.

01:14:33.750 --> 01:14:36.170
It's because Seth and Meredith are going through

01:14:36.170 --> 01:14:38.869
a divorce or a separation, but like they didn't

01:14:38.869 --> 01:14:43.149
know where it was headed. And. I and to be fair,

01:14:43.350 --> 01:14:45.329
Brooks is 21 years old and like I remember I

01:14:45.329 --> 01:14:47.729
was a little fucking demon monster at 21, too,

01:14:48.310 --> 01:14:54.119
but. God, like, can you not just say, like, there's

01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:56.699
more going on here? I don't know. I don't know.

01:14:56.800 --> 01:15:02.460
I don't know. And like, spoiler, but he's showing

01:15:02.460 --> 01:15:05.880
one tracksuit. It's not like he's put together

01:15:05.880 --> 01:15:11.600
a collection that is his life's work. Like, not

01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:16.800
to shit on him, but it's like everybody already

01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:20.359
has the tracksuit to his other thing. Yes. He's

01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:26.380
seen it. Your dad has seen it. I think. The tracks,

01:15:26.460 --> 01:15:28.779
I think the tracksuit is really cool. I think

01:15:28.779 --> 01:15:31.380
I would wear the Brooks Marks tracksuit. It's

01:15:31.380 --> 01:15:35.819
cool. It is. I think. I think what Brooks was

01:15:35.819 --> 01:15:39.479
trying to do was a more avant garde art thing

01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:43.680
rather than. A full blown fashion show, because

01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:46.539
like he is he has designed stuff since then.

01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:49.699
I think this was his first foray into it. I think

01:15:49.699 --> 01:15:51.260
this was like getting his name out there, and

01:15:51.260 --> 01:15:53.159
I think that's really, really fucking cool. And

01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:56.420
I think that. I mean, you and I aren't fucking

01:15:56.420 --> 01:15:58.880
designing anything, so like, yeah, Brooks, go

01:15:58.880 --> 01:16:01.819
for it. 100%. I'm not trying to shit on it. No,

01:16:01.819 --> 01:16:05.039
I'm just like. And I also think this was a very,

01:16:05.100 --> 01:16:09.100
very convenient thing to partner with the I assume

01:16:09.100 --> 01:16:11.340
the Sundance committee when they're throwing

01:16:11.340 --> 01:16:14.460
the Park City Fashion Show. I think this is a

01:16:14.460 --> 01:16:17.000
very easy thing to say, oh, yeah, let's get Brooks

01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:21.050
to put his tracksuit in there. That being said

01:16:21.050 --> 01:16:23.729
Do you really have to go for your dad like that?

01:16:24.289 --> 01:16:28.550
Yes like It was hard. It was hard to watch and

01:16:28.550 --> 01:16:33.090
like I I Didn't love Seth in the first season.

01:16:33.210 --> 01:16:35.869
I he took a while to grow on me Like I actually

01:16:35.869 --> 01:16:38.850
felt bad for him in this moment. I was like fuck

01:16:38.850 --> 01:16:41.970
Oh, I love him now. I think he's amazing now

01:16:41.970 --> 01:16:43.970
I think it took me a minute for me to like him

01:16:43.970 --> 01:16:45.289
because I was just like what the fuck are you

01:16:45.289 --> 01:16:48.560
doing? You're so annoying. Yeah. Yeah Ugh, your

01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:53.079
big lots. Yeah, anyway, that was weird. And then

01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:56.899
we have Lisa. Yeah. She literally hosted the

01:16:56.899 --> 01:16:59.460
McMillions premiere. I never realized that. Like,

01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:03.279
how cool is that? Yeah. She's sick. I love her.

01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:05.760
Jack and Henry are back home eating beat ups

01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:07.520
with their babysitter. And the babysitter's like,

01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:09.300
do you want to FaceTime your mom? And Lisa fully

01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:11.399
just blocks the call. She's like, I'm okay. She's

01:17:11.399 --> 01:17:16.359
like, mm, you can figure it out. Call the police,

01:17:16.579 --> 01:17:21.079
do not call me. Whitney and Heather go to Punchbowl

01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:23.439
Social. Have you ever been to Punchbowl Social?

01:17:24.100 --> 01:17:26.659
It sounds so familiar that I want to say yes,

01:17:26.760 --> 01:17:29.000
but like I can't remember. They have one at Circle

01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:31.439
Center Mall. That's what I thought. I don't know.

01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:34.340
I want us to go there and perhaps host an event

01:17:34.340 --> 01:17:38.609
because I... Like it's fine. It's really fun.

01:17:38.710 --> 01:17:41.710
I feel like I have been there, but I just can't

01:17:41.710 --> 01:17:44.609
remember Yeah, but they get into how the Mormon

01:17:44.609 --> 01:17:46.609
Church has lobbied the state legislature and

01:17:46.609 --> 01:17:48.670
created a very limited environment where alcohol

01:17:48.670 --> 01:17:50.529
can be served and there's a lot of rules like

01:17:50.529 --> 01:17:52.369
you can't have more than two glasses per person

01:17:52.369 --> 01:17:54.729
on the table or more than one glove You can't

01:17:54.729 --> 01:17:56.649
you can't have more than one glass per person

01:17:56.649 --> 01:17:59.369
on the table. You can only do a single pour.

01:18:00.050 --> 01:18:04.590
It's wild and I'm just like, why do you care

01:18:04.590 --> 01:18:07.510
so much? Don't forbid a girl have a beer and

01:18:07.510 --> 01:18:12.989
a shot. It's weird. And then Heather gets into

01:18:12.989 --> 01:18:16.250
her marriage a little bit and explains how she

01:18:16.250 --> 01:18:19.970
chose her lifestyle and religion over love. And.

01:18:21.130 --> 01:18:22.869
She's she's gotten into this a couple of times,

01:18:22.869 --> 01:18:24.810
but I feel like the more and more she opens up

01:18:24.810 --> 01:18:28.729
about it, like I think it's still very raw for

01:18:28.729 --> 01:18:32.529
her. And she tells Whitney how she really, really

01:18:32.529 --> 01:18:35.090
wants a relationship and where she wants to feel

01:18:35.090 --> 01:18:38.310
seen in that relationship. And Whitney gives

01:18:38.310 --> 01:18:40.529
really, really good advice and kind of gives

01:18:40.529 --> 01:18:42.130
Heather a little tough love thing where she's

01:18:42.130 --> 01:18:44.470
like, stop making excuses. I feel like you're

01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:46.550
making excuses. Like you have to you have to

01:18:46.550 --> 01:18:48.210
want this and you have to like put yourself out

01:18:48.210 --> 01:18:51.630
there as someone who wants this. I feel like.

01:18:54.369 --> 01:18:59.470
Heather just has these confidence issues, especially

01:18:59.470 --> 01:19:02.630
in this season, I think. Oh, yeah. Where it's

01:19:02.630 --> 01:19:05.550
like she's so insecure that, like, she can't

01:19:05.550 --> 01:19:09.729
even admit what she wants out of a relationship

01:19:09.729 --> 01:19:13.130
for fear of, like, her not deserving it almost.

01:19:13.729 --> 01:19:16.989
And I just can see it all over her face. Do you

01:19:16.989 --> 01:19:18.829
know what it reminds me so much of? Like, it's

01:19:18.829 --> 01:19:20.449
not the same thing at all, but I think there

01:19:20.449 --> 01:19:23.800
are parallels there where... Do you remember

01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:26.359
on secret lives of Mormon wives where they're

01:19:26.359 --> 01:19:32.000
doing the lingerie party and It was Leila who

01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:34.199
like she was like I like when my partner feels

01:19:34.199 --> 01:19:36.520
good and they're like what feels good to you

01:19:36.520 --> 01:19:38.939
and she goes What do you mean? Like it's like

01:19:38.939 --> 01:19:41.500
that thing of like I'm a woman and I can't be

01:19:41.500 --> 01:19:43.840
honest about what I want out of life in general

01:19:43.840 --> 01:19:49.390
Like it's so fucked up And it's so sad for Heather

01:19:49.390 --> 01:19:51.869
too, because I'm like, she's so amazing. She's

01:19:51.869 --> 01:19:55.590
so cool. She could find such a cool guy who would

01:19:55.590 --> 01:19:58.689
take care of her and make sure that she's heard

01:19:58.689 --> 01:20:01.569
and seen and whatever. She doesn't even need

01:20:01.569 --> 01:20:03.970
the money or anything like that. And she deserves

01:20:03.970 --> 01:20:09.069
all of that. God forbid. But she can't even say

01:20:09.069 --> 01:20:10.810
that out loud. And I can see it all over her

01:20:10.810 --> 01:20:14.159
face, because as a woman who is... dealt with

01:20:14.159 --> 01:20:17.100
myself and also other women, you can see she's

01:20:17.100 --> 01:20:20.600
like, I don't want to say that I want this Prince

01:20:20.600 --> 01:20:22.380
Charming of a man because I don't think I deserve

01:20:22.380 --> 01:20:25.619
him. Why? And it's like, come on, girl. I want

01:20:25.619 --> 01:20:26.600
a fucking Prince Charming. You're a business

01:20:26.600 --> 01:20:30.300
owner. You're a hot mom. You're on TV. Like,

01:20:30.520 --> 01:20:33.399
come on. And you're cool. You're just fucking

01:20:33.399 --> 01:20:40.979
cool. God. Yeah. But we. We got a Jen hosting

01:20:40.979 --> 01:20:43.920
a premiere party for her cousin's movie. I think

01:20:43.920 --> 01:20:47.810
the movie was about her... Like he was like doing

01:20:47.810 --> 01:20:49.670
something with South Central LA or something,

01:20:49.810 --> 01:20:54.229
which I think is cool. Jen looked incredible

01:20:54.229 --> 01:20:58.050
at that premiere. Like, god damn, she looked

01:20:58.050 --> 01:21:02.109
good. Yeah, she slayed. And I don't think I realized

01:21:02.109 --> 01:21:04.229
how big Jen's house was because it looked like

01:21:04.229 --> 01:21:06.710
there were a million people there and it didn't

01:21:06.710 --> 01:21:08.550
look like they were all like smashing together.

01:21:09.149 --> 01:21:12.390
Like, yeah, I think even if her house. Her house

01:21:12.390 --> 01:21:14.949
looks huge. Don't get me wrong. It's also like

01:21:14.949 --> 01:21:18.310
very open. There's a huge open space. Right.

01:21:18.470 --> 01:21:20.609
Right. Yeah. It's all a very open concept. But

01:21:20.609 --> 01:21:24.489
like, I think this is like a thing in like in

01:21:24.489 --> 01:21:27.470
all these shows we've watched and well, I mean,

01:21:27.569 --> 01:21:30.050
I say all these shows, Real Housewives and Secret

01:21:30.050 --> 01:21:33.189
Lives, where I think there's just a lot of space

01:21:33.189 --> 01:21:36.409
out there. So the houses are just big, like because

01:21:36.409 --> 01:21:39.449
they not one of these people has a small house

01:21:39.449 --> 01:21:42.779
and they're never like, Well, that's not true.

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:47.100
A couple of them on Secret Lives are. But most

01:21:47.100 --> 01:21:50.260
of the time, like pretty spread out, not in like

01:21:50.260 --> 01:21:53.159
a neighborhood like mine. You know what I mean?

01:21:53.500 --> 01:21:56.619
Some of them are like, Jesse's house was in a

01:21:56.619 --> 01:21:58.760
neighborhood. Jesse's house and I think Lisa

01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:01.619
Barlow's. Lisa Barlow's house is also Meredith.

01:22:01.979 --> 01:22:04.180
Meredith's not in a neighborhood. No. Whitney's

01:22:04.180 --> 01:22:06.380
definitely in a neighborhood. Yeah, but like.

01:22:06.430 --> 01:22:08.470
Like Whitney's neighborhood, for example, you

01:22:08.470 --> 01:22:10.909
can tell the houses are like it's a neighborhood,

01:22:10.909 --> 01:22:13.529
but they're really like far apart. They have

01:22:13.529 --> 01:22:16.369
big yards. Yeah. But and you can also like Whitney,

01:22:16.729 --> 01:22:18.789
Whitney Rose's neighborhood. Like you can tell

01:22:18.789 --> 01:22:22.609
it's like a brand new neighborhood. Yeah. So

01:22:22.609 --> 01:22:25.149
you still have tons of open space. Yeah. But

01:22:25.149 --> 01:22:29.630
I mean, good. I say good for her, but like good

01:22:29.630 --> 01:22:32.680
for. Good for this house, I guess. I don't know.

01:22:32.720 --> 01:22:37.340
For Coach Shaw. Good for Coach Shaw. Heather

01:22:37.340 --> 01:22:39.479
shows up and tells us in a confessional that

01:22:39.479 --> 01:22:42.060
she's always looking for sex. I love that for

01:22:42.060 --> 01:22:44.420
her. Like, I fucking love her. I love her in

01:22:44.420 --> 01:22:47.460
her casual sex era. Let me just say that. I hope

01:22:47.460 --> 01:22:50.460
it makes her happy and gives her everything she

01:22:50.460 --> 01:22:55.390
needs. Lala and Katie show up and... I don't

01:22:55.390 --> 01:22:58.869
think. Yeah. Well, they are. They're both from

01:22:58.869 --> 01:23:01.789
Utah because Lala, I think, grew up in Park City

01:23:01.789 --> 01:23:06.949
and Katie grew up somewhere. But I knew she was

01:23:06.949 --> 01:23:10.069
from Utah. I just like I'm so used to seeing

01:23:10.069 --> 01:23:13.310
her in L .A. Yeah, it felt like a weird crossover,

01:23:13.470 --> 01:23:18.159
though, like it didn't feel. It didn't feel out

01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:20.079
of place, but it didn't feel like this was the

01:23:20.079 --> 01:23:22.060
right place. But I guess they they both know

01:23:22.060 --> 01:23:24.899
Whitney. So maybe that's the connection. Yeah.

01:23:25.340 --> 01:23:27.819
And it was a little weird for me, like watching

01:23:27.819 --> 01:23:32.039
it now, because of the whole like everything

01:23:32.039 --> 01:23:35.579
that's happened with Vanderpump, I'm like a different

01:23:35.579 --> 01:23:38.899
person. I don't know what life is holding for

01:23:38.899 --> 01:23:43.970
you. Yes. But I will say, like with Heather,

01:23:44.170 --> 01:23:46.890
like looking for a guy, Jen's a really fucking

01:23:46.890 --> 01:23:49.789
good wingwoman and fine. Like she Heather says,

01:23:49.890 --> 01:23:52.350
oh, that's a cute guy. And Jen says, let's go.

01:23:54.050 --> 01:23:57.050
And Heather speaks game like Heather's like.

01:23:58.319 --> 01:24:02.659
Like she's like, get this puss. I loved it. I

01:24:02.659 --> 01:24:05.300
thought that was incredible. I love how like

01:24:05.300 --> 01:24:08.420
she's like vulnerable and a little insecure around

01:24:08.420 --> 01:24:12.199
like her friends and her cousin, whatever. But

01:24:12.199 --> 01:24:15.439
like. Put her in front of a man. She's like confident

01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:18.100
as fuck. And it was hot to watch. I was like,

01:24:18.119 --> 01:24:20.979
I wish I could be like that. Like, because you've

01:24:20.979 --> 01:24:23.539
seen me flirt before, like never anything like

01:24:23.539 --> 01:24:27.380
that. I was like, God damn. Yeah, she was very

01:24:27.380 --> 01:24:32.640
I loved it. I loved it. And then we go to Jesus

01:24:32.640 --> 01:24:35.460
Christ. I forgot about this scene. Meredith and

01:24:35.460 --> 01:24:37.439
Brooks are getting ready for the fashion show,

01:24:37.439 --> 01:24:39.619
and it's the most chaotic thing I've ever seen

01:24:39.619 --> 01:25:07.520
in my life. It's a comedy of errors And then

01:25:07.520 --> 01:25:10.739
she's on the phone. And like, now that I think

01:25:10.739 --> 01:25:13.020
about it, yeah, they were renting, but like,

01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:15.060
she's on the phone with maintenance and I'm like,

01:25:15.119 --> 01:25:18.899
what the fuck is happening? She's like, the fire

01:25:18.899 --> 01:25:21.520
is going off. The toilet is flooded. There's

01:25:21.520 --> 01:25:24.880
poop on the floor. I'm literally just going to

01:25:24.880 --> 01:25:30.140
leave. She's like. She said, Hi, sir, it's Meredith

01:25:30.140 --> 01:25:35.760
Marks. This is urgent. Why does this left my

01:25:35.760 --> 01:25:41.079
house? Like I cannot handle that. No, but the

01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:44.180
thing that makes it worse is Brooks asks Meredith

01:25:44.180 --> 01:25:47.279
4 ,000 times if he was or if she was cooking

01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:49.500
something and then Meredith gets to the point

01:25:49.500 --> 01:25:52.060
where she's like no for the fourth time no I'm

01:25:52.060 --> 01:25:55.989
not cooking anything and I'm like God. Brooks

01:25:55.989 --> 01:25:59.850
is like a little immature for his age. A thousand

01:25:59.850 --> 01:26:03.729
percent. In this season at least. But do you

01:26:03.729 --> 01:26:08.250
know what this scene told me? They a thousand

01:26:08.250 --> 01:26:10.890
percent are a screaming household like you and

01:26:10.890 --> 01:26:12.689
I grew up in where like they're always screaming

01:26:12.689 --> 01:26:18.880
at each other. 100%. And it's so funny because

01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:21.520
like I can see, like Meredith is normally pretty

01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:24.140
like soft spoken. Not with her family though.

01:26:24.159 --> 01:26:27.100
But you can see that she's like yelling from

01:26:27.100 --> 01:26:29.840
the kitchen to get everyone's attention and whatever.

01:26:29.979 --> 01:26:32.739
And not like screaming, like fighting, like just

01:26:32.739 --> 01:26:35.060
like it's a loud household. I don't think they're

01:26:35.060 --> 01:26:38.859
arguing. Brooks, I do not think they're arguing.

01:26:38.939 --> 01:26:41.039
Brooks is very comfortable talking to his mom

01:26:41.039 --> 01:26:43.840
any type of way. Oh yeah, he doesn't care. What

01:26:43.840 --> 01:26:46.340
did you think about the video that Seth sent

01:26:46.340 --> 01:26:52.199
for Brooks? I think he's trying. I thought it

01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:57.520
was so sweet. I thought it was amazing. Again,

01:26:57.840 --> 01:26:59.560
it goes back to what we were talking about before.

01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:02.899
I felt like he shouldn't have felt obligated

01:27:02.899 --> 01:27:07.500
to do that. I think he would have done that out

01:27:07.500 --> 01:27:09.039
of the kindness of his heart. I don't think he

01:27:09.039 --> 01:27:11.829
felt obligated at all. I think he was... I mean,

01:27:11.869 --> 01:27:13.729
he was very clearly walking through an airport

01:27:13.729 --> 01:27:16.229
and he was like, oh, let me send this to my son

01:27:16.229 --> 01:27:18.750
to know that I'm like, I want to be there with

01:27:18.750 --> 01:27:21.329
him. I love him. And he did like the Dr. Seuss

01:27:21.329 --> 01:27:23.510
quote, which I thought was so cute. And I was

01:27:23.510 --> 01:27:29.590
like, that's amazing. If I'm just looking at

01:27:29.590 --> 01:27:32.489
Seth, I loved it. I think it was so sweet. He's

01:27:32.489 --> 01:27:34.710
obviously a really good dad. He obviously does

01:27:34.710 --> 01:27:36.989
want to be there for him. What ruined it for

01:27:36.989 --> 01:27:39.369
me was the way Brooks had treated him leading

01:27:39.369 --> 01:27:41.409
up to that point. Yes. It would have been so

01:27:41.409 --> 01:27:45.090
much more genuine, so much of a like a cryable

01:27:45.090 --> 01:27:47.210
moment almost. Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:27:47.569 --> 01:27:48.909
And Brooks had been such a little dickhead to

01:27:48.909 --> 01:27:50.770
his dad about it. Well, that brings me to my

01:27:50.770 --> 01:27:53.869
second half of what I was about to say, where...

01:27:53.880 --> 01:27:56.279
Brooks is so comfortable throwing himself on

01:27:56.279 --> 01:27:59.039
that cross. It's fine. My feelings don't matter.

01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:03.680
He clearly did this because your feelings do

01:28:03.680 --> 01:28:06.579
matter to him. He didn't have to send you anything.

01:28:06.619 --> 01:28:12.420
He could have sent you a text that was just like,

01:28:12.500 --> 01:28:16.159
good luck, thumbs up emoji. He didn't. He sent

01:28:16.159 --> 01:28:19.140
you like a heartfelt message about how he wished

01:28:19.140 --> 01:28:21.560
he could be there. He acknowledged your feelings

01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:26.100
even. I don't know. And then we get to the end

01:28:26.100 --> 01:28:28.479
of the episode where it closes us out with Meredith

01:28:28.479 --> 01:28:31.000
giving us a confessional where this and this

01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:34.500
actually made me cry, like where she's super

01:28:34.500 --> 01:28:36.800
emotional and talks about how her kids are the

01:28:36.800 --> 01:28:39.699
most important thing in the world to her. And

01:28:39.699 --> 01:28:42.300
she starts crying and they were like, well, why

01:28:42.300 --> 01:28:43.640
are you getting so emotional? And she's like,

01:28:43.640 --> 01:28:46.880
I messed up and like, I don't want my kids to

01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:51.279
ever hurt. And like I started crying because

01:28:51.279 --> 01:28:54.159
I was like, you and I are both products of divorce

01:28:54.159 --> 01:28:59.520
and I was like No one ever cared like that about

01:28:59.520 --> 01:29:03.859
me and like that's a big deal. Yeah And it's

01:29:03.859 --> 01:29:07.079
very sweet and I do see where She's coming from.

01:29:07.079 --> 01:29:09.300
I just hate that she feels that way. It's not

01:29:09.300 --> 01:29:13.600
her fault like first of all The kid you're talking

01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:16.579
about hurting is grown. The kid you're talking

01:29:16.579 --> 01:29:19.699
about hurting doesn't care if anyone else hurts

01:29:22.890 --> 01:29:27.350
And he will be just fine. Right. And also, it's

01:29:27.350 --> 01:29:29.829
not your fault Seth wasn't there. It's not your

01:29:29.829 --> 01:29:35.329
fault any of this is happening. Like, every relationship

01:29:35.329 --> 01:29:38.170
goes through ups and downs, girlfriend. I agree.

01:29:39.989 --> 01:29:42.489
And I hate that Brooks made her feel that way

01:29:42.489 --> 01:29:47.210
a little bit. I think Brooks wanted to protect

01:29:47.210 --> 01:29:50.470
his mom. Like, I do believe that's genuine. I

01:29:50.470 --> 01:29:53.960
don't think he realized how acting the way he

01:29:53.960 --> 01:29:57.960
did towards Seth would impact Meredith. Yeah.

01:29:58.359 --> 01:30:00.020
Like that sucks. I know. And that's like what

01:30:00.020 --> 01:30:03.539
makes me so sad. I'm like, you're being such

01:30:03.539 --> 01:30:06.119
a little dickhead to your family. You're literally

01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:09.399
hurting everyone around you. Right. And by the

01:30:09.399 --> 01:30:12.760
way, to have a mom like Meredith Marks, what

01:30:12.760 --> 01:30:15.060
a fucking dream. Like, can you not just appreciate

01:30:15.060 --> 01:30:15.859
that a little bit? Yeah, I would like to have

01:30:15.859 --> 01:30:19.000
like Brooks too, honestly, because my mom is

01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:22.640
so cool. Oh, no, like I like if I if it were

01:30:22.640 --> 01:30:25.260
me and like I was like out of I was hosting a

01:30:25.260 --> 01:30:27.939
fashion show with Meredith fucking marks Like

01:30:27.939 --> 01:30:30.500
are you fucking kidding me like anything you

01:30:30.500 --> 01:30:33.020
can't like I don't care if my dad's there. I

01:30:33.020 --> 01:30:34.779
don't need my dad to be there I have Meredith

01:30:34.779 --> 01:30:39.760
fucking marks here Anyway, that's but yeah, that's

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the end of episode 6 and that's the end of this

01:30:42.859 --> 01:30:46.060
episode of bestie approved You have anything

01:30:46.060 --> 01:30:49.739
else? Thank you for listening. Thank you for

01:30:49.739 --> 01:30:52.159
being here. We love you. Share us with your messiest

01:30:52.159 --> 01:30:58.619
friend and from Indy to Australia and our four

01:30:58.619 --> 01:31:01.199
listeners in the UK, but also definitely Australia.

01:31:02.060 --> 01:31:03.380
Absolutely Australia. I just said that because

01:31:03.380 --> 01:31:06.399
we talked about you earlier. Yeah, I know. We

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love you and thank you for being here.