reality roundup: RHOSLC season 6 premier with Husbands Watching Housewives

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Cool. Awesome. Do you guys want to go first?

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I mean, I guess we could do the welcome to another

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episode of Husbands Watching Housewives. I'm

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Scott. I'm Jeff. And we have some special guests

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with us today. We're also their guests. We're

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their guests. Yes, all of us. Who's who's guests?

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We don't know. I'm Travis. And I'm Emma. And

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this is Bestie Approved. Yeah, it's all working

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out. This is like our second collaboration ever.

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So it's just, you know. Same. a lot of learning

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yeah like we we've been guests on one other podcast

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and like i didn't even know that was a collab

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like i think it was just us being guests i don't

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really i i never got the like the audio from

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that i have no idea what happened with that i

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don't even know if it got published if i'm being

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honest but we're just talking and it's what we're

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best at um What's the last song that everyone

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listened to? I don't know if I told you guys

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about this, but this is something cute that Emma

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and I do at the beginning of every episode. What's

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the last song both of you listened to? That requires

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me to know the names of the bands that I listen

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to. I'm pretty much at the will of Spotify playing

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things randomly at me. I'm like, oh, I like this

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song. Okay. Apparently, I listened to Scarlet

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by Holly Humberstone most recently. That's what

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I'm into. Jeff was probably listening to some

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disco fantasticness on the way home. Well, I

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was listening to a podcast on the way home. But

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before that, I think the last... What was the

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last one? It was my leg song, which is like 500

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or 600 songs. Just pick one, any one. Which one's

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your vibe right now? It's really like a mismatch.

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or a mashup of like i i don't listen to a lot

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of current stuff um so which is like a lot of

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either might be 70s or 80s or 90s or 2000s and

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so you're like an adult contemporary radio station

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pretty much like there's like beautiful a few

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people that i will listen to like a current people

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but it's really you know far and few between

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so it might have been some It was an old song.

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But what about you guys? Mine was also old. It

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was Fade Into by Mazzy Star. Oh, that's a good

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one. That's a good one. It's on my list. Mine

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is fairly old, like 2012 -ish. Better than that,

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the Dave Aude remix by Sub Radio. Yeah, I lost

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on that one. Very gay. Very gay. Do you guys

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just want to jump into the episode? I feel like

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it was a pretty big... episode unless there's

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anything on anyone else's minds before we jump

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in because i don't have given the current state

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of the world i don't feel like complaining about

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politics right now like i yeah no same same absolutely

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yeah getting into that episode is probably a

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better place to go i was gonna say something

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i just like read something before i like hopped

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out of the car but what did you read jimmy kimmel

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got a show canceled well did he get his show

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canceled Well, he got pulled indefinitely. Indefinitely.

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Yeah, it just happened. Yeah. That's crazy. At

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the request of everyone's favorite. Yeah. Right.

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Because I can tell you the last time I watched

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Jimmy Kimmel. I mean, that's true, too. Same.

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But I do enjoy him as a host. I do, too. And

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I enjoy free speech. But we can go down a whole

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sad road about that. So, sorry. beautiful i had

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no idea that's crazy it just happened i think

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i just saw it like i was like after the stoplight

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you know once i got off looking at your phone

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that's fine that's cool i got off the road to

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emma while i was driving before it's yeah i watched

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him be in reverse and launch tiktok on his phone

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and it's like Godspeed, I guess. Godspeed. It's

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a real talent. Jesus, take the wheel. Actually,

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though. Cool. So, yeah, where did the show start?

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Every week, Scott says that to me. Well, I don't

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remember shit. I really just don't remember a

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thing at all. I know we just watched that, but

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how the show started off, and usually where we

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end up by the end of the show, two totally different

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places. And so he'll say that. And I'm like,

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oh, where did it start? So that's kind of the

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cool thing that Salt Lake City has done in the

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last couple of years is they've pretty well contained

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it all inside of a capsule episode where they're

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not all over the place. It's not a ton of different

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scenes. But we start and end on a camping trip,

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basically. Angie Kay picks Mary up in a little

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RV for a little getaway. And I guess they tricked

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all the other women into... getting on this RV

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excursion with them. And I love that so much

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because I'm obsessed with the idea of an RV trip.

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I've told them about this a million times. Like

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I want so badly to like drive across the country

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in an RV. I've always wanted to do that too.

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And I always thought like, oh, thanks a lot.

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You know, MTV and road rules and all that stuff.

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Like this gave me, I just always wanted to, but

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of course no challenges along the way. I don't

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need those. I would do like one or two challenges.

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Go ahead. I would hate to be. surprised by it

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though like i need to know totally if i'm gonna

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be in close quarters with nine other people before

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i launch into it there's no way um for that yeah

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mary is allegedly co -hosting this thing i feel

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like she honestly just said she would co -host

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so that angie would tell her where the fuck they

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were going oh probably well i'll do it and then

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she didn't And I love the way they present. Like,

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yeah, like I bought an RV three years ago because

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my husband told me to. And now I just had the

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great idea to like take the women on this RV

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trip. They had camping roll plaster all over

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the front of this RV. Like it was very clearly

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something done by production. And it's fine.

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I can deal with the illusion of some of it. Her

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RV that they showed was not the RV they were

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in either. No, it wasn't. But. So they all show

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up. Everyone shows up at Beauty Lab and Laser,

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the holy place where Jen Shaw got arrested. They're

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all waiting out front. We find out that Angie,

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Whitney, and Bronwyn aren't getting along with

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Baby Gorgeous Lisa, which is, spoiler alert,

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why she's not on the bus. No, it's because she's

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working. She has work to be done. Obviously,

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she is with Blake Lively. Blake and Ben. Blake

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and Ben. sure and to be fair i did see pictures

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of them together on instagram but like okay like

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whatever whatever you need to tell yourself baby

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gorgeous um what else i couldn't tell i couldn't

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tell from your notes like where lisa barlow like

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ranks and like your your hierarchy of the salt

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lake housewives because you were you had a lot

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of notes that were like i love her i love her

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but also like i don't know if i can That's where

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I struggle so much. And Emma will tell you this.

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I like the idea of Lisa Barlow. I imagine in

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real life, she's probably one of the most fun

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people to be around. I think she's probably incredibly

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generous. I think she's wonderful. I think she

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has a very, very hard time not being the alpha

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dog in some cases. And I think that's where you

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get a lot of the... that her screaming at Whitney,

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you're lying, you're lying. And like, I can't

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handle when someone needs to control a narrative.

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And I think that's how she's been presented on

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the show for better or worse. So I really, really

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want to like her. I really want to like all the

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women. I don't have a problem with anyone except

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for Brittany. I'm sure you could tell from my

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notes that I cannot stand Brittany, but everyone

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else I really, really like. And I want to like

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Lisa. Right. No, agreed. I think. I don't know.

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Irritates the ever -living snot out of us, but

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she's one of the ones that's supposed to. I don't

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think you're supposed to worship everything that

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she does. And I think that we're like, I'd rather

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not. But she does a good job at doing what she

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needs to do. I don't know. I feel like if you

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look at a lot of people's pages on Instagram,

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particularly Queens of Bravo, you're supposed

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to worship Lisa and that she carries the show.

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So I was glad she wasn't on the episode, but

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I knew. They were going to talk about her, and

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I knew everyone was going to say, they can't

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go one episode without talking about Lisa. Lisa's

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carrying the show, even without being there.

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And I hate that narrative, because I think they

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all pull their weight, and they all have something

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to add in its ensemble show, and it's not just

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the Lisa show. Like, there's no Housewives, or

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there shouldn't be no Housewives, where it's

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just, like, insert person show. so i agree if

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anyone wasn't there they would have talked about

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her it didn't matter who it was yes yeah I agree.

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And I think that's what I like about this show

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is like, I think they are all equally matched

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in this show. Like, I don't think there's one

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person that carries it. And there's like, you

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can make the argument about Mary in seasons,

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what, three and four, where she was like, not

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on the show. And then she was a friend of like,

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I'll buy that with Mary. But like, I also think

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she did not want to be part of the show. And

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she had more going on in her life because we

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see what happened in season five with her son.

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But like, I think everyone there really holds

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their own weight. Anyway. Brittany's back this

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year, and I hate that, but part of me does love

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that she saw this invitation, and she took it

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for face value, and she showed up in a bikini

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under her coat, and she said, I'm Brittany Spears.

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Look at me. I loved that. Did she really? Yeah,

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I loved her little fit. I kind of, yeah, I enjoyed

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that. That was the one thing I was like, oh,

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okay, you're funny, Brittany. The thing is about

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Brittany, she's an actress. She is a Broadway

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girl, yeah. Yeah, I think a lot of this is like

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her acting and playing the part of a housewife.

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And I wonder, I'm like, are you really like this?

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Or are you just like... giving a performance

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okay so now that you're saying that out loud

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like that reframes my the entire way I think

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about her because like now I'm just like oh she

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this because the whole like the the her giving

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the toast and the her like I can't even say it

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last season about Jared Osman like that that

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whole song and dance now that you're saying that

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I'm like oh maybe there is something to that

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you can see the acting she's acting Because she's

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not that good at it. I mean, what? Bless her

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heart. Bless her little heart. So they all get

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on the RV. I was so obsessed with all of it,

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though. Like, I want to be on an RV so bad. And

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they do a little flashback. Emma, have you gotten

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to the point in season two yet where Jen Shaw

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got arrested? Yeah. Okay. So they do the shot

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for shot, like, reenactment of. the the SWAT

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team showing up and they're like and I I want

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to know who all knew about this in advance because

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like I could tell Heather was acting but the

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whole oh the they show up and like and then you

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realize they're strippers like I was fine with

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it but like up until the moment that I realized

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they were strippers I was so mad I was like I

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don't want this I don't like take this back I

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don't want this on my house oh yeah we didn't

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immediately knew they were strippers did you

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really yeah The SWAT thing, it gave like FBI

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female body inspector. Okay, so maybe I'm just

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like too naive. I don't know. But like one of

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those strippers was a little thick and I was

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super into that. For like half a second, I thought

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like, wait a minute. Is this an actual like,

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are the police out there? Is there something

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like, is the RV in a no parking zone? I thought

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it'd be some. crap like that but yeah then I

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was like I thought they were just like showing

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up to like oh look it's like we're doing a funny

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little like bit like I thought that's what was

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happening but like the thick stripper really

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I was like I'll take it that's fine I do like

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Whitney though I think she's so funny I liked

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Whitney a lot this episode and that was like

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that was a good setup yeah that was a good prank

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it took me a minute with Whitney on this episode.

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Cause I was like, I think I had a bad taste in

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my mouth from like the last couple of seasons

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on her healing journey. Like, I was just like,

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I don't like, I don't, I don't need it. But like,

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I, I was really surprised at how vulnerable she

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was able to be like with everything that's gone

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on with the business. And like, I, I was, I became

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a big fan of Whitney this, this episode. She's

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on her filling journey. So her business failed.

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On a filling journey. It was my favorite moment

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of the show around that fire pit. We'll get to

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it later. But when she says, I am not ready for

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a hug right now. That was my favorite moment

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of the whole show. I wrote that down at some

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point. That was very good. She said, I don't.

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Like she stopped talking. She's like. It was

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the face she made for me. I was like. oh yes

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we're back to be sobbing your eyes out and be

00:14:12.730 --> 00:14:19.429
like get off of me um they get into lisa not

00:14:19.429 --> 00:14:22.769
being on the rv and and she says it's because

00:14:22.769 --> 00:14:24.549
she had a work thing but then we get a flashback

00:14:24.549 --> 00:14:26.850
to lisa on facetime flat out saying she doesn't

00:14:26.850 --> 00:14:30.789
want to spend the night with bronwyn i like how

00:14:30.789 --> 00:14:32.730
do you guys feel about bronwyn let me ask you

00:14:32.730 --> 00:14:37.960
this i like bronwyn a lot a lot to the show last

00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:42.340
season I like anyone who can I feel the other

00:14:42.340 --> 00:14:46.539
woman to a certain extent maybe not Angie maybe

00:14:46.539 --> 00:14:48.720
not Whitney will just like back off when like

00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:51.120
Lisa comes at them and the fact that Bronwyn

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I think it was when they were in Palm Springs

00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:55.879
and she was just like what was the line like

00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.159
you're doing your job like it you expect me to

00:14:58.159 --> 00:15:00.779
like ride your dick like it's my job like I was

00:15:00.779 --> 00:15:03.919
like yes yes give it to her like give me that

00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:08.740
head shake like All that was good for me. So

00:15:08.740 --> 00:15:11.779
the fact that Lisa is saying, I don't want to

00:15:11.779 --> 00:15:12.899
be there because Bronwyn's there. It's like,

00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:16.500
really? You've had bigger beefs with like Heather

00:15:16.500 --> 00:15:19.299
and Whitney. Like, why are you acting as if Bronwyn

00:15:19.299 --> 00:15:22.019
is like the most, is the worst thing ever? So

00:15:22.019 --> 00:15:24.759
I thought that was just dumb. Like, and it's

00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:28.580
also, it's, well, two things. One, it's your

00:15:28.580 --> 00:15:31.580
job. I know you have a real job, but this is

00:15:31.580 --> 00:15:33.889
your job to go on this cast trip. So I don't

00:15:33.889 --> 00:15:36.649
know what you're thinking there. But then I also

00:15:36.649 --> 00:15:38.690
read, and this may not be true, but, you know,

00:15:38.690 --> 00:15:40.110
because it was on Reddit, that someone was saying

00:15:40.110 --> 00:15:42.509
that she was still in contract negotiations when

00:15:42.509 --> 00:15:44.590
they started filming. And so maybe that's why

00:15:44.590 --> 00:15:46.169
she wasn't on this episode. Did you see that?

00:15:46.210 --> 00:15:48.710
Oh, no, I didn't see that. I remember that being

00:15:48.710 --> 00:15:50.889
an issue when we heard they started filming is

00:15:50.889 --> 00:15:53.970
that she wasn't yet finalized. Yeah. I do remember

00:15:53.970 --> 00:15:57.389
that. Interesting. Was it, wait, Bronwyn wasn't

00:15:57.389 --> 00:16:00.950
finalized? No, she was trying to play hardball,

00:16:01.009 --> 00:16:04.049
I think. Or maybe she successfully did. Yeah.

00:16:04.049 --> 00:16:06.549
Interesting. Because otherwise I feel like she

00:16:06.549 --> 00:16:09.070
would be like, I hate, I may hate all these chicks,

00:16:09.190 --> 00:16:12.490
but I will at least show up because it's my job.

00:16:12.950 --> 00:16:15.269
But if she's still trying to negotiate to come

00:16:15.269 --> 00:16:18.230
back on this season, then you're not going to

00:16:18.230 --> 00:16:19.929
appear. And there's going to keep rolling without

00:16:19.929 --> 00:16:22.990
you. Well, that's the interesting thing. And

00:16:22.990 --> 00:16:24.330
like Emma and I have talked about this. We talked

00:16:24.330 --> 00:16:26.649
about this with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

00:16:26.649 --> 00:16:28.830
with Taylor not going on one of the cast trips.

00:16:28.889 --> 00:16:31.620
We're like. that's a different beast from the

00:16:31.620 --> 00:16:33.039
housewives because the housewives will just,

00:16:33.100 --> 00:16:34.700
like, cut you out. Like, they'll be like, okay,

00:16:34.740 --> 00:16:37.580
well, you didn't want it that bad, so friend

00:16:37.580 --> 00:16:42.259
up, I guess. No call, no show, girlfriend. Yeah,

00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:44.159
I think that's why, like, Heather was so pissed

00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:47.600
at Bronwyn for not inviting her on that Palm

00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:48.980
Springs trip last year because she was like,

00:16:49.039 --> 00:16:51.820
I would come, but if you're not inviting me,

00:16:51.820 --> 00:16:53.419
I can't come, therefore I'm not in the episode,

00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:55.100
therefore I'm not going to be paid for this episode,

00:16:55.299 --> 00:16:58.879
and you're really screwing me. That's true. Yeah.

00:16:59.660 --> 00:17:03.279
uh but so they get into that a little bit and

00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:06.519
we get more into that a little bit later um because

00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:09.119
i think i wonder if part of it was also like

00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:11.359
she just like didn't like didn't want to deal

00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:13.680
with the lawsuit stuff because like i i don't

00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.880
think she wanted the same treatment for better

00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:19.839
or worse that jen shaw got because i'm i mean

00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:23.039
the way she granted it's a very very different

00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:27.910
situation but the The way that they just hung

00:17:27.910 --> 00:17:31.410
Jen Shaw out to dry with the lawsuit stuff, I

00:17:31.410 --> 00:17:33.390
don't think Lisa wanted to put herself in that

00:17:33.390 --> 00:17:35.369
situation where the woman could say anything

00:17:35.369 --> 00:17:38.990
similar to that about her. I think aside from

00:17:38.990 --> 00:17:41.410
Jen Shaw, Lisa always does this thing we were

00:17:41.410 --> 00:17:44.170
just talking about where she's so worried about

00:17:44.170 --> 00:17:47.529
her image and the PR of it all that she, while

00:17:47.529 --> 00:17:50.329
things are pending, maybe didn't want to have

00:17:50.329 --> 00:17:54.450
that conversation. I'll buy that 100%. That makes

00:17:54.450 --> 00:18:01.299
sense too. Yeah. But we also get into a fight

00:18:01.299 --> 00:18:04.160
between Whitney and Brittany. Yeah, Whitney and

00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.480
Brittany about fighting about Whitney's business.

00:18:07.339 --> 00:18:09.720
And I don't like Brittany bringing this stuff

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up because I'm like, Brittany, you don't have

00:18:11.259 --> 00:18:15.200
a business. Shut up. I don't want to hear your

00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:19.460
mouth. I can't stand her. And then we cut to

00:18:19.460 --> 00:18:21.940
Angie K drinking tequila straight from the bottle.

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And I loved it so much. I love the de -evolution

00:18:28.289 --> 00:18:31.369
because she started pouring shots and then the

00:18:31.369 --> 00:18:34.730
girls start fighting and like then you see her

00:18:34.730 --> 00:18:38.789
just devolve into like straight I kept trying

00:18:38.789 --> 00:18:40.630
to see like if there were if the bottle kept

00:18:40.630 --> 00:18:42.990
going full empty full empty like during different

00:18:42.990 --> 00:18:45.109
cuts just to kind of see like how consistently

00:18:45.109 --> 00:18:47.890
they were or were not drinking but I didn't really

00:18:47.890 --> 00:18:51.410
catch anything yeah this cast drinks like this

00:18:51.410 --> 00:18:55.480
cast it's it's not like some of the women on

00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:58.579
beverly hills and it's not like i it's not like

00:18:58.579 --> 00:19:00.400
some of the women in potomac like this guy's

00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:06.420
drinks yeah yeah i love it um i was surprised

00:19:06.420 --> 00:19:10.019
that oh sorry i was please go ahead i was surprised

00:19:10.019 --> 00:19:13.880
by britney's like such her strong defense of

00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:17.359
lisa and they're like sisters now and like how

00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:20.200
dare you besmirch her name whitney i was like

00:19:20.200 --> 00:19:23.799
what where is this coming from britney was trying

00:19:23.799 --> 00:19:26.480
to get a permanent spot as a as a housewife and

00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:28.759
not a friend of that's what that was i can definitively

00:19:28.759 --> 00:19:33.559
tell yeah that's where she was i don't think

00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:35.539
they're actually friends let me tell you i do

00:19:35.539 --> 00:19:40.460
not i i the i think the only sisterly thing that

00:19:40.460 --> 00:19:43.720
that Lisa Barlow has ever done to Brittany is

00:19:43.720 --> 00:19:46.940
looking at Brittany and saying, you do need keratosteumatic

00:19:46.940 --> 00:19:49.460
when she was told she had high body count hair.

00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:52.539
I do not think that they are that close outside

00:19:52.539 --> 00:19:54.500
of that. Do you think any of them are actually

00:19:54.500 --> 00:19:58.279
friends? I think Heather and Whitney are probably

00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:02.180
friends. And I think... Cousins! What'd you say?

00:20:02.420 --> 00:20:07.059
They're cousins. They are cousins. And I think

00:20:07.059 --> 00:20:10.819
that Angie and Mary are very genuine friends.

00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:13.720
I don't think any of the rest of them were that

00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:16.039
close. I think that they all knew each other

00:20:16.039 --> 00:20:18.519
peripherally. And I think that's what makes,

00:20:18.619 --> 00:20:21.299
I think that's what starts to make for a really

00:20:21.299 --> 00:20:25.059
good cast on Housewives is they know each other,

00:20:25.140 --> 00:20:29.740
but they are still figuring each other out, I

00:20:29.740 --> 00:20:32.700
guess. I don't know. Yeah. That makes sense.

00:20:33.740 --> 00:20:37.059
But the women get to their campsite and I have

00:20:37.059 --> 00:20:39.099
a place like this, like a mile from my house.

00:20:39.220 --> 00:20:43.940
I know this place. I can smell this place. It's

00:20:43.940 --> 00:20:46.079
awful. It's miserable. There's absolutely a school

00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:53.900
bus outside of this place. It was rugged. Yeah.

00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:58.420
And then Mary just goes, I don't like it. And

00:20:58.420 --> 00:21:02.519
I love it. Like, okay, hostess. Did you feel

00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:04.920
for any moment once they pulled up that like

00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:06.920
they were just going to stop camping that at

00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:08.839
any moment they're like, just kidding. We're

00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:10.480
going somewhere else. I mean, forget the fact

00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:12.220
that we saw the trailers and we knew probably

00:21:12.220 --> 00:21:13.880
it didn't happen. But did you think or hope for

00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:18.240
a moment that maybe I may be a cabin or something?

00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:23.359
Honestly, I really didn't think they were going

00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:28.670
to campfire dinner. Do you? arrangements too

00:21:28.670 --> 00:21:30.569
like how are they cramming them all in there

00:21:30.569 --> 00:21:32.349
are they doing it like traitor style where half

00:21:32.349 --> 00:21:34.170
of them are going off to a hotel once the cameras

00:21:34.170 --> 00:21:37.630
stop yeah true i don't believe they spent the

00:21:37.630 --> 00:21:39.329
night there i'll be real with you it was an hour

00:21:39.329 --> 00:21:41.369
away from home i believe they probably either

00:21:41.369 --> 00:21:43.569
like went to a myriad that night or like went

00:21:43.569 --> 00:21:49.130
like a double tree yeah yeah i think a courtyard

00:21:49.130 --> 00:21:58.859
suite at least give him a jw come on One of these

00:21:58.859 --> 00:22:01.559
other tropes I don't love, Brittany brought camcorders

00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:05.339
for the girls. Why? I think it was Carol did

00:22:05.339 --> 00:22:08.819
this in New York when they all went to Turks

00:22:08.819 --> 00:22:13.299
and Caicos. I don't need that. You're surrounded

00:22:13.299 --> 00:22:16.940
by cameras. It's okay, babe. We're watching you

00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:19.619
on TV. It's okay. I mean, she was clearly trying

00:22:19.619 --> 00:22:23.299
to take the narrative back. She tried miserably,

00:22:23.339 --> 00:22:25.140
like, I'm the one who's known as recording people,

00:22:25.299 --> 00:22:27.160
and it's like... Well, why did you bring that

00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:29.400
up? Yeah, we know. Yeah. That's why we hate you.

00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:31.660
Why would you bring up your own dirt like that?

00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:36.279
It did give us a good flashback to Meredith going,

00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:38.880
you, you need to go. You're despicable. Like,

00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:42.400
I love Meredith when she's activated. Oh, God,

00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:44.880
it's good. That angle was like, you need to go.

00:22:45.299 --> 00:22:51.680
You need to go. I've had enough of you, beast.

00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:56.730
I love when they talked about that later. And

00:22:56.730 --> 00:22:59.349
Meredith goes, we talked on the phone twice.

00:23:02.190 --> 00:23:06.250
We went to dinner one time. We are not friends.

00:23:06.630 --> 00:23:10.990
So then we get back into Lisa not being on the

00:23:10.990 --> 00:23:12.769
trip. And then we get a confessional from Heather.

00:23:14.769 --> 00:23:17.569
And then the women start to get into some of

00:23:17.569 --> 00:23:20.710
the accusations and lawsuits. And they're 100

00:23:20.710 --> 00:23:22.890
% going to make Lisa Barlow the villain this

00:23:22.890 --> 00:23:26.859
season. Yeah, absolutely. i didn't know anything

00:23:26.859 --> 00:23:29.380
about these lawsuits actually like i don't follow

00:23:29.380 --> 00:23:32.359
her as regularly as i only do because i listened

00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:36.240
to the bravo docket about one time so they really

00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:39.019
filled me in on it okay i haven't heard that

00:23:39.019 --> 00:23:40.940
episode of the bravo docket i do need to go back

00:23:40.940 --> 00:23:42.880
and listen to that because like i did write down

00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:45.299
at some point like this calls for a less research

00:23:45.299 --> 00:23:49.650
mama because i love nothing more than to, like,

00:23:49.650 --> 00:23:53.430
go line by line over a lawsuit. Like, I'm applying

00:23:53.430 --> 00:23:55.690
to law school. I'm so excited about that. Like,

00:23:55.690 --> 00:23:57.750
this is, like, I'm obsessed with this stuff.

00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:01.369
But I remember something about, like, they were

00:24:01.369 --> 00:24:05.589
suing the tequila brand. Because they have, like,

00:24:05.609 --> 00:24:08.269
two or three different offshoots of Vita Tequila,

00:24:08.369 --> 00:24:10.170
and it's, like, one of them is, like, Jack Henry

00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:12.930
Spirits or something. I know they were in some

00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:15.369
kind of litigation. I don't remember what for,

00:24:15.569 --> 00:24:17.700
but, like... I think it all has to do with like

00:24:17.700 --> 00:24:20.579
loans and things that John took out on behalf

00:24:20.579 --> 00:24:23.279
of the company and vice versa. And it just, it's

00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:25.079
really technical. If I recall, these are the

00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:30.119
same ones. Okay. Do you, do you think that their

00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:33.359
entire life is like, and I, I hesitate to ask

00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:35.279
this like in this way, but like, do you think

00:24:35.279 --> 00:24:37.779
that most of their life is like on loans? Cause

00:24:37.779 --> 00:24:41.099
like owning a, owning a liquor company does,

00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:44.579
unless it's like skinny girl, you are not making

00:24:44.579 --> 00:24:48.259
that much money. Yeah, I'm pretty sure most everyone

00:24:48.259 --> 00:24:50.859
on the show is on varying degrees of loans, but

00:24:50.859 --> 00:24:52.799
that's, you know, how some people do it. They're

00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:54.539
just, they learn to juggle all that back and

00:24:54.539 --> 00:24:57.519
forth. I think you're right. I think they are

00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:01.920
living on loans because this isn't, you know,

00:25:01.940 --> 00:25:06.759
Jose Cuervo. Well, I mean, you know, like, yeah.

00:25:08.059 --> 00:25:10.140
to be fair i mean she does have the marketing

00:25:10.140 --> 00:25:12.059
company so like i'm not saying that they're like

00:25:12.059 --> 00:25:14.259
destitute in their entire life as bankroll by

00:25:14.259 --> 00:25:16.099
credit cards like i i don't want it to go off

00:25:16.099 --> 00:25:21.880
that way but like i they the way it is shown

00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:25.599
on the show they have money like and so i'm like

00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:29.500
where i i don't know like i i hope i hope it's

00:25:29.500 --> 00:25:31.420
not like the entire the wheels falling off of

00:25:31.420 --> 00:25:34.640
the entire operation I don't see that being the

00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:37.299
case. I think she's screaming about her money

00:25:37.299 --> 00:25:40.500
all the time, too, which is annoying. Like, it's

00:25:40.500 --> 00:25:43.200
a whole, like, wealth whispers, you know, situation.

00:25:43.299 --> 00:25:46.680
Money talks, wealth whispers, yeah. Yeah. No,

00:25:47.980 --> 00:25:51.279
sorry. Sorry. Oh, go ahead. No, I was just going

00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:54.319
to say, it's the businesses that are being sued.

00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:58.880
It's not her. Fair, okay. She probably has her

00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:05.240
Bravo money. whatever money in her name and she

00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:07.759
they might have been bankrolling the businesses

00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:11.039
a little too tight you know that might be all

00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:17.559
maybe yeah yeah maybe her Wendy's money and she

00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:19.920
did have a brand deal with Kerastase Thermatique

00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:24.740
too yes and her hair is great I will let's if

00:26:24.740 --> 00:26:26.579
I have to say three nice things about Lisa Barlow

00:26:26.579 --> 00:26:30.029
it would be her hair is great She's a great mom.

00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:35.269
She's a great mom. And she's really pretty. Yes.

00:26:35.730 --> 00:26:37.569
She's a hard fighter. Very symmetrical face.

00:26:39.990 --> 00:26:42.609
Scott, you put into the notes, can this please

00:26:42.609 --> 00:26:45.170
be a Lisa Barlow take down season? I mean, it's

00:26:45.170 --> 00:26:47.589
going to be, but I do worry that it's somehow

00:26:47.589 --> 00:26:49.990
going to like flip it around later and Lisa's

00:26:49.990 --> 00:26:51.890
just somehow become the victim of it all. So

00:26:51.890 --> 00:26:54.630
I do want it to be just a full on take down season.

00:26:54.750 --> 00:26:56.829
I think though, because we're seeing this with

00:26:56.829 --> 00:26:59.720
OC, you... it's really a mistake to like for

00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:02.119
everyone to pile on one person because the audience

00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:04.640
is going to just shift in that direction so if

00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:06.940
they were smart when this is playing out they

00:27:06.940 --> 00:27:09.819
would you know just like just here and there

00:27:09.819 --> 00:27:11.859
fighting not like i don't need the entire cast

00:27:11.859 --> 00:27:14.019
to be against her which they won't like i think

00:27:14.019 --> 00:27:18.440
you know the entire cast isn't against her because

00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.759
if you will remember heather defends lisa a little

00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:29.099
too hard for now it reminded me of how she defended

00:27:29.099 --> 00:27:32.799
jen shaw within an inch of her life i agree and

00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:36.220
then the second that and this is i love heather

00:27:36.220 --> 00:27:39.799
like i gun to my head heather is one of my top

00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:42.440
five favorite housewives across all the cities

00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.759
this is the one thing i don't love about heather

00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:51.019
is like i i was listening to i think it was and

00:27:51.019 --> 00:27:54.809
they were talking about how Heather so desperately

00:27:54.809 --> 00:27:57.650
wanted to be best friends with Lisa in the first

00:27:57.650 --> 00:28:00.849
couple of seasons. And Lisa was so just mean

00:28:00.849 --> 00:28:03.890
to Heather and Whitney, like mean, mean. And

00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:08.890
they, I think now she's like got the chance and

00:28:08.890 --> 00:28:10.509
she's like, I'm not messing this up. Like I'm

00:28:10.509 --> 00:28:13.470
going to be friends with Lisa. And like, so I

00:28:13.470 --> 00:28:16.029
don't know. I think you're right. I bet that

00:28:16.029 --> 00:28:18.650
does make sense. I still don't understand why

00:28:18.650 --> 00:28:20.890
they all need desperately to be friends with.

00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:24.000
each other at all like well specifically lisa

00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:26.839
but even before like with jen everyone needed

00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.119
to be friends with jen shaw like oh i have to

00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:31.940
be her friend so what's so amazing about lisa

00:28:31.940 --> 00:28:35.400
barlow you know my theory and like i'll buy this

00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:38.420
about lisa too because like in the first couple

00:28:38.420 --> 00:28:40.779
of reunions lisa does talk about and she talks

00:28:40.779 --> 00:28:44.579
about it on monica garcia's reunion too where

00:28:44.579 --> 00:28:48.500
she's the reason that they brought the show to

00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:51.940
utah like she had friends in production and casting

00:28:51.940 --> 00:28:55.200
and like she's like come here and the the theory

00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:57.000
and Emma and I have talked about this the theory

00:28:57.000 --> 00:29:00.400
that I have about Jen Shaw is that she was presented

00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:02.299
as the person this show is being built around

00:29:02.299 --> 00:29:05.059
and like if you if you know she's she's in a

00:29:05.059 --> 00:29:07.079
lot of situations she had no business being in

00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:09.099
she's in a lot of scenes like I mean she's in

00:29:09.099 --> 00:29:11.400
basically all of the scenes in the first season

00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:14.700
and the entire thing is built around her so I'll

00:29:14.700 --> 00:29:17.559
buy that like they like because you know they

00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:19.799
do this with every every housewife city where

00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:21.960
like it's it's not housewives to begin with and

00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:24.640
then it becomes housewives i'll buy that it was

00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:27.319
like a thing about businesswomen and jen shaw

00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:29.900
was like the main businesswoman and they were

00:29:29.900 --> 00:29:32.799
like oh no this is housewives right right so

00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:36.920
i'm karen huger of utah yes yeah where it's yeah

00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:39.920
karen huger was the grand dame of what it was

00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:41.759
supposed to be like etiquette or something like

00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.450
that yeah so like i'll buy that We're in the

00:29:45.450 --> 00:29:50.670
same situation. But... What else? Oh, and then,

00:29:50.690 --> 00:29:54.150
like, Angie... I didn't like this. Let me just

00:29:54.150 --> 00:29:56.849
say, I like Angie Kay. As controversial as that

00:29:56.849 --> 00:29:59.490
is, I like Angie Kay. That's not controversial,

00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:00.970
I don't think. Yeah, how is that controversial?

00:30:01.849 --> 00:30:03.549
She's fantastic. Some people are so annoyed by

00:30:03.549 --> 00:30:07.329
her. Really? I mean, she is a pillar of the community.

00:30:07.589 --> 00:30:10.789
But other than that, I mean, what'd she do wrong?

00:30:11.670 --> 00:30:15.910
She has a very long face. you know she's like

00:30:15.910 --> 00:30:20.049
four foot nothing we saw her in real life and

00:30:20.049 --> 00:30:22.809
i can yeah i don't know yeah she seemed short

00:30:22.809 --> 00:30:27.630
yeah yeah um but she did compare lisa's lawsuit

00:30:27.630 --> 00:30:31.369
stuff with the jinshaw situation and i did not

00:30:31.369 --> 00:30:35.650
no i should she should have gone there i don't

00:30:35.650 --> 00:30:38.069
understand like why even bring up jinshaw's name

00:30:38.069 --> 00:30:39.529
like i was like how like why are you even like

00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:43.299
bringing up jinshaw like these are two separate

00:30:43.299 --> 00:30:46.240
incidents two separate people like incidences

00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.299
that's not important yeah we could find out who

00:30:48.299 --> 00:30:50.099
actually punched her and gave her the black eye

00:30:50.099 --> 00:30:55.539
the story unravels just like like someone said

00:30:55.539 --> 00:30:58.259
in their confessional they were like the state

00:30:58.259 --> 00:31:02.339
of utah and the united states of america are

00:31:02.339 --> 00:31:05.839
not concerned with lisa barlow like don't even

00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:11.000
start Meredith, the attorney, did say that. But

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:15.539
what I will say, the fact that they keep bringing

00:31:15.539 --> 00:31:17.279
up Jen and the fact that they're leaving this

00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.220
all in, they're 100 % bringing her back when

00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:23.099
she's released from prison. 100%. And I pray

00:31:23.099 --> 00:31:29.740
to God they do. I would disagree with that only

00:31:29.740 --> 00:31:33.180
because I don't think anyone's willing to film

00:31:33.180 --> 00:31:35.420
with her. I don't think the network necessarily

00:31:35.420 --> 00:31:40.359
likes her. And I think you kind of can't get

00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:45.900
past, um, uh, elder fraud. Yes. Yeah. Like with

00:31:45.900 --> 00:31:49.119
Teresa, like she just screwed herself, but like

00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.400
Jen Shaw was like taking money from like poor

00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.279
elderly people who didn't know any better. Karen

00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:57.519
Huger had her fourth DUI though. And they picked,

00:31:57.539 --> 00:32:00.160
Bravo picked cameras back up to go film her being

00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.359
released from prison. I think Karen's a more

00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:09.789
sympathetic figure than Jen Shaw. i agree i think

00:32:09.789 --> 00:32:14.809
a lot of viewers hate her too like hate her and

00:32:14.809 --> 00:32:18.609
also karen had like what seven seasons in her

00:32:18.609 --> 00:32:23.029
before she went to jail that's fair correct theresa

00:32:23.029 --> 00:32:27.500
too yeah maybe Maybe I'm just holding on to like

00:32:27.500 --> 00:32:29.880
and Emma will tell you this about me. Like I

00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:32.279
hold on to like the image of people that I think

00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:34.579
they were and like that I that I loved about

00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:36.619
them. Maybe maybe Jen Shaw is just like just

00:32:36.619 --> 00:32:39.920
not coming back. And maybe that's fair. Well,

00:32:39.980 --> 00:32:42.200
we're notoriously wrong for predicting things

00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.240
horribly. So, you know, don't let that prediction

00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:49.400
stand. I would love to see her because I think

00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:51.500
it would be messy and it would be great television.

00:32:51.579 --> 00:32:55.700
Do I think it's morally correct? No. fair what

00:32:55.700 --> 00:32:57.859
i what i do desperately want do you remember

00:32:57.859 --> 00:32:59.880
the episode of mob wives where they were like

00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:02.359
all getting together at the round table and i

00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:04.420
think it was drita comes in and goes karen stand

00:33:04.420 --> 00:33:07.099
up and like just starts running after her to

00:33:07.099 --> 00:33:09.539
beat her up that's what i want from jen shaw

00:33:09.539 --> 00:33:11.799
and heather where like jen shaw comes in and

00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:14.039
she's like so who gave you the black eye heather

00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:17.079
would run so fast there's people like friend

00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:25.609
friend of but the four million dollar necklace

00:33:25.609 --> 00:33:30.910
comes up and i was under the impression and like

00:33:30.910 --> 00:33:33.269
maybe i'm an idiot maybe i'm naive i thought

00:33:33.269 --> 00:33:35.809
bronwyn owned that necklace it comes up that

00:33:35.809 --> 00:33:40.369
she lied about it and what what her her the way

00:33:40.369 --> 00:33:43.329
she presents it she didn't mean to lie like uh

00:33:43.329 --> 00:33:48.089
it's fine um she didn't mean to lie but the way

00:33:48.089 --> 00:33:50.710
it came off was that she was lying and i was

00:33:50.710 --> 00:33:53.420
like okay at least she's owning it because like

00:33:53.420 --> 00:33:55.460
she i mean she does say like i was gonna buy

00:33:55.460 --> 00:33:57.099
another necklace i didn't think the women would

00:33:57.099 --> 00:33:58.759
notice like this that and the other and like

00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:00.619
i i appreciated that because it felt like she

00:34:00.619 --> 00:34:04.680
came clean about i think with sorry i think without

00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:08.460
saying it she said i was doing i made a rookie

00:34:08.460 --> 00:34:10.920
mistake i did housewives wrong in that respect

00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:14.400
my first season and i was trying to like present

00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:17.969
something that wasn't true and you know compromised

00:34:17.969 --> 00:34:19.829
her integrity like the fact that she said that

00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:21.789
i was like oh my gosh someone actually say that

00:34:21.789 --> 00:34:24.869
say i lied it was wrong i went against like who

00:34:24.869 --> 00:34:27.969
i am just to impress these women and then without

00:34:27.969 --> 00:34:30.230
saying it but just to impress the audience and

00:34:30.230 --> 00:34:33.130
like you know do housewives and be like this

00:34:33.130 --> 00:34:36.909
rich chick and you know i love that she owned

00:34:36.909 --> 00:34:40.230
it and you know like just for anyone to admit

00:34:40.230 --> 00:34:43.710
they lied is really rare on housewives so i think

00:34:43.710 --> 00:34:45.690
between her and whitney i was like whoa i think

00:34:45.690 --> 00:34:47.909
i'm returning to you and be like the honesty

00:34:47.909 --> 00:34:54.230
on this episode yeah astounding of bronwyn because

00:34:54.230 --> 00:34:57.210
i am at like the end of season two right now

00:34:57.210 --> 00:35:00.429
so i haven't watched three four or five and i

00:35:00.429 --> 00:35:04.170
yeah so she's new to me and i was like oh look

00:35:04.170 --> 00:35:06.949
at this woman owning her shit calling herself

00:35:06.949 --> 00:35:09.989
immature admitting that she did something for

00:35:09.989 --> 00:35:13.619
the cameras okay So in general, you watch this

00:35:13.619 --> 00:35:18.260
episode just for us? Yes. Oh, wow. Thank you

00:35:18.260 --> 00:35:21.480
so much. I hope we didn't have major spoilers

00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:25.420
for this one episode. No. And pretty much it's

00:35:25.420 --> 00:35:28.980
all been spoiled for me anyway, because I'm on

00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:32.119
Twitter too much. Jeff had to get off Twitter

00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:33.579
for the longest time. He's like, why do I keep

00:35:33.579 --> 00:35:37.719
going on here? I can't answer my Twitter in public,

00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:45.210
so. Shame. probably similar reasons um yeah yeah

00:35:45.210 --> 00:35:48.829
uh but yeah like i i guess i don't get as much

00:35:48.829 --> 00:35:51.110
housewives twitter anymore which is good because

00:35:51.110 --> 00:35:54.090
it was just too toxic so i stick to other stuff

00:35:54.090 --> 00:35:57.909
which is makes me more happy right there reddit

00:35:57.909 --> 00:35:59.469
is where i get my housewife stuff well that's

00:35:59.469 --> 00:36:01.730
that like even then i'm like i need to like avoid

00:36:01.730 --> 00:36:04.409
this because it's just not doing me any good

00:36:04.409 --> 00:36:07.309
i have my opinions others have their other opinions

00:36:07.309 --> 00:36:09.590
i don't need to hear that i'm just gonna get

00:36:09.590 --> 00:36:16.269
fired up you know So, yeah. Yeah. We get Brittany

00:36:16.269 --> 00:36:21.869
doing her classic ting, ting, ting. This is the

00:36:21.869 --> 00:36:23.889
reason I hate her. I'll tell you right now. This

00:36:23.889 --> 00:36:27.590
is why I hate her. And she goes, well, Jared

00:36:27.590 --> 00:36:32.309
and I got engaged. I don't know if I told you

00:36:32.309 --> 00:36:35.710
about this, but Jared Osmond is Donnie and Marie

00:36:35.710 --> 00:36:39.389
Osmond's nephew. And apparently in Salt Lake

00:36:39.389 --> 00:36:42.230
City. being one of the osmonds is a massive massive

00:36:42.230 --> 00:36:46.670
massive deal like god bless he was so excited

00:36:46.670 --> 00:36:51.349
to be connected to the osmonds and they got engaged

00:36:51.349 --> 00:36:55.269
and then broke up two weeks later and they're

00:36:55.269 --> 00:36:59.949
still dating it's so tiresome it is beyond tiresome

00:36:59.949 --> 00:37:02.769
and again that's why it has to be her shtick

00:37:02.769 --> 00:37:06.150
like she has to be putting this on because there's

00:37:06.150 --> 00:37:08.050
no way there's no way anyone's actually like

00:37:08.050 --> 00:37:12.639
that right I hope not. I think she's hopelessly

00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:14.940
devoted to Jared. Yeah, I think that's real.

00:37:15.099 --> 00:37:17.760
I guess one of the few real things about Brittany

00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:21.739
is that she is obsessed with this man. And it's

00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:25.099
a really toxic relationship. She's not getting

00:37:25.099 --> 00:37:28.400
out. She's living her own lifetime movie. That

00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:30.559
has to be the fattest fucking dick then. I don't

00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.380
know why. I mean, I don't know. Something makes

00:37:35.380 --> 00:37:37.960
me think otherwise. I just don't see it. I never

00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:39.800
really thought about Osman dick, but I have to

00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:44.099
say. I thought it was like a financial thing.

00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:48.039
Cause again, new to Brittany hated her in this

00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:51.219
episode, but from what I've gathered, she doesn't

00:37:51.219 --> 00:37:53.280
really have anything going for her. So I thought

00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.800
it was like a, I need someone who has income

00:37:56.800 --> 00:38:01.559
to be living with me type of thing. Maybe. I

00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:04.599
don't, I don't know. I love these fresh takes.

00:38:04.780 --> 00:38:08.420
Like I assumed Brittany had. well like britney

00:38:08.420 --> 00:38:11.059
was in a similar situation to heather after her

00:38:11.059 --> 00:38:12.719
divorce where she was just taken care of because

00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.099
i mean like we get a scene in season five where

00:38:15.099 --> 00:38:17.059
we go to her house and she's in a nice nice nice

00:38:17.059 --> 00:38:19.900
house so like i just assumed that it was all

00:38:19.900 --> 00:38:21.940
from her ex so maybe it is from jared i don't

00:38:21.940 --> 00:38:25.079
know but like we i assume jared's probably taking

00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:27.119
care of like five other girls too because we

00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:29.059
find out that he's running around the lifetime

00:38:29.059 --> 00:38:34.099
cafe with other women and i also love that the

00:38:34.099 --> 00:38:39.780
same gym i do I also loved Whitney for being

00:38:39.780 --> 00:38:46.619
like, um, that's weird because... Yes. And she

00:38:46.619 --> 00:38:48.559
was so comfortable doing it too. She was like,

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:51.260
um, Diva, he's in the Lifetime Cafe all the time

00:38:51.260 --> 00:38:56.019
and he's not on the machines. He's not. He's

00:38:56.019 --> 00:39:01.599
not. I love it. I was shocked she said it like

00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:04.219
as if she was saying something so casual, like

00:39:04.219 --> 00:39:06.619
where she went to lunch yesterday. She was like,

00:39:06.699 --> 00:39:11.780
oh. Your ex -fiancé introduces me to his date.

00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.059
I was like, what? I think that's how much we

00:39:15.059 --> 00:39:18.079
really don't think that Brittany's serious. That

00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.039
they're just like, whatever. Like every other

00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:23.079
woman, they will like kind of be discreet at

00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:25.300
times with each other. But with Brittany, nonstop.

00:39:25.380 --> 00:39:27.460
They're just like, whatever, you crazy person.

00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:34.150
That's insane. I also love that, Scott, you called

00:39:34.150 --> 00:39:38.469
out in the notes, you're jealous of the publicity

00:39:38.469 --> 00:39:40.510
and the fact that they still sell chicken salad.

00:39:40.989 --> 00:39:43.190
Lifetime's chicken salad is so good, actually.

00:39:43.269 --> 00:39:46.610
It is incredible. So I bet that it is. So one

00:39:46.610 --> 00:39:49.269
of the companies that I work for, we own luxury

00:39:49.269 --> 00:39:52.670
health clubs. And so we're always talking about

00:39:52.670 --> 00:39:54.349
Lifetime. We're like, oh, Lifetime this, Lifetime

00:39:54.349 --> 00:39:56.949
that. Like, oh, is it like Lifetime? And we recently

00:39:56.949 --> 00:39:59.989
kind of... pared back our cafe so we no longer

00:39:59.989 --> 00:40:03.050
make things like chicken salads and so when they

00:40:03.050 --> 00:40:05.090
started going on about it i was like well that's

00:40:05.090 --> 00:40:07.309
what's to make lifetime more successful that

00:40:07.309 --> 00:40:10.289
chicken salad incredible it's got like a little

00:40:10.289 --> 00:40:14.090
lemony to it it's very good oh see i miss i miss

00:40:14.090 --> 00:40:17.769
when there is quality food at the gym there i'll

00:40:17.769 --> 00:40:21.289
give you that we get to the obligatory we're

00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:24.150
gonna do an activity scene Whitney, Heather,

00:40:25.650 --> 00:40:27.969
and Bronwyn go kayaking, and then Mary, Angie,

00:40:28.090 --> 00:40:31.349
Kay, Meredith, and Brittany go fly fishing. Whitney

00:40:31.349 --> 00:40:33.829
forces Bronwyn and Heather into the same kayak,

00:40:33.949 --> 00:40:38.789
and I like Whitney because she's not afraid to

00:40:38.789 --> 00:40:42.690
get messy. I like it. But at the same time, I

00:40:42.690 --> 00:40:45.869
also feel like Bronwyn and Heather could be very,

00:40:45.949 --> 00:40:47.909
very good friends. I think they are equally matched

00:40:47.909 --> 00:40:50.190
when it comes to intelligence, and I think they

00:40:50.190 --> 00:40:52.150
are both so well -spoken, and I think they have

00:40:53.420 --> 00:40:57.420
very deep personal trauma and stories that they

00:40:57.420 --> 00:41:02.159
can share like to benefit like the world and

00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:05.380
i like them better together than i like them

00:41:05.380 --> 00:41:09.039
fighting i'll be honest agreed i think i think

00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:11.440
last year we were saying that like heather might

00:41:11.440 --> 00:41:14.599
have been not threatened but like i think caught

00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:17.179
off guard by the fact that bronwyn is similar

00:41:17.179 --> 00:41:21.159
to her and is very intelligent and know is very

00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:23.420
good because heather's really good in a verbal

00:41:23.420 --> 00:41:26.920
back and forth and broadway gave it back to her

00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:29.960
so i think she was like oh wait that's my role

00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:33.940
what are you doing and so i think that okay off

00:41:33.940 --> 00:41:36.280
of her um but yeah like me out of like you know

00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:42.179
the religious trauma and you know similar experiences

00:41:42.179 --> 00:41:45.719
and you know being smart and witty yeah they

00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:48.460
should be a great duo and i i know it was uncomfortable

00:41:48.460 --> 00:41:52.420
when they fort like when uh i think when heather

00:41:52.420 --> 00:41:54.059
went over to bronwyn's house and they just had

00:41:54.059 --> 00:41:56.639
that very awkward awkward encounter and then

00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:58.940
being disinvited from the trip and it was just

00:41:58.940 --> 00:42:01.420
yeah i didn't like that so i like that they were

00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:05.219
forced to hang out and be in that kayak and i'll

00:42:05.219 --> 00:42:09.699
give bronwyn the like because i do buy that like

00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:14.519
heather likes to be in charge I don't love the

00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:16.239
way she presented it where she's like, oh, it

00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:18.300
turns out all you have to do is take a back seat

00:42:18.300 --> 00:42:20.460
and, like, do whatever. I didn't love that, but,

00:42:20.500 --> 00:42:26.500
like, I do think it was fair. Yes. I do think

00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:30.260
Heather has a control thing, but also I think

00:42:30.260 --> 00:42:33.000
she has confidence issues to the point where

00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:34.980
maybe she's concerned that she'll literally be

00:42:34.980 --> 00:42:38.920
booted from the show. That's... Okay, that's

00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:41.679
fair. And this is me. I mean, obviously there's

00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:43.920
a lot of context I'm missing, but from watching

00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.099
what I've watched of her early on and now watching

00:42:46.099 --> 00:42:49.159
this, that's just kind of the vibe I get. I love

00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:52.599
Heather so much. And I feel like the person who

00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:55.079
doesn't understand how much Heather has to offer

00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:59.280
is Heather. Yes. Yes. Yes. We've always been

00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:02.019
that. So I read Heather's book. I did too. You

00:43:02.019 --> 00:43:03.840
read both of them? No, I've only read the first

00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:08.429
one. I read both of them. I forgot about the

00:43:08.429 --> 00:43:09.889
second one, but she really talks about like,

00:43:09.929 --> 00:43:12.829
yeah, she is very much a, you know, I want to

00:43:12.829 --> 00:43:15.650
be liked. I want to be, you know, chosen and,

00:43:15.809 --> 00:43:18.750
you know, it comes from her, you know, family

00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:21.489
and being in the church and all that. So yeah,

00:43:21.570 --> 00:43:23.789
you're right. Like he doesn't know how great

00:43:23.789 --> 00:43:29.489
she is. And I think she got a lot of, she got

00:43:29.489 --> 00:43:30.670
a lot of attention and she was really kind of

00:43:30.670 --> 00:43:32.969
the breakout star and she's really. since season

00:43:32.969 --> 00:43:35.789
one become like the narrator of the show and

00:43:35.789 --> 00:43:38.269
i think she took it a little bit too far and

00:43:38.269 --> 00:43:40.690
then she people like flipped on her the audience

00:43:40.690 --> 00:43:43.369
and she wasn't as likeable in certain seasons

00:43:43.369 --> 00:43:46.829
three and four so i think she's bounced back

00:43:46.829 --> 00:43:50.150
a bit um in five and now in six so far it's only

00:43:50.150 --> 00:43:52.929
one episode so i like where she's going because

00:43:52.929 --> 00:43:56.670
i did not like heather after the whole monica

00:43:56.670 --> 00:44:00.670
stuff i was like nope nope i was fine with the

00:44:00.670 --> 00:44:04.489
monica thing i had a hard time in season three

00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:07.389
with her where it was i'm ride or die virgin

00:44:07.389 --> 00:44:10.010
shaw i'm not talking about this black eye i'm

00:44:10.010 --> 00:44:12.809
not like i i struggled a lot with that because

00:44:12.809 --> 00:44:14.590
i was like you were so much better than this

00:44:14.590 --> 00:44:17.690
like like pull it together yeah and changing

00:44:17.690 --> 00:44:20.349
the story so many times and like getting like

00:44:20.349 --> 00:44:22.289
potentially getting someone in on production

00:44:22.289 --> 00:44:24.170
in trouble by like blaming it like it was just

00:44:24.170 --> 00:44:28.820
like it was bad it was bad I can totally see

00:44:28.820 --> 00:44:32.239
that. I just got the vibe. Do you remember when

00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:34.860
we were at our nine to five, how I just constantly

00:44:34.860 --> 00:44:36.699
every day felt like I was going to get fired

00:44:36.699 --> 00:44:39.400
no matter how good a job I was doing? The imposter

00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:42.059
syndrome thing, yes. That's kind of what I get

00:44:42.059 --> 00:44:46.360
from her. I can see some of that, yeah. 100%,

00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:50.059
yeah. Now that you say that out loud, 100%, yes.

00:44:50.260 --> 00:44:53.260
It's the same thing. And she was a big Housewives

00:44:53.260 --> 00:44:55.920
fan, so beyond Housewives, I think she's kind

00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:58.179
of like... whoa what am i doing here like i love

00:44:58.179 --> 00:45:00.420
it here but like what am i doing okay you know

00:45:00.420 --> 00:45:08.400
that's fair yes um meredith so we we get the

00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.519
the scene and then we get to meredith and she

00:45:10.519 --> 00:45:13.679
looks so incredible in her little fishing outfit

00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:16.760
with like the the like little toboggan hat and

00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:19.679
everything i said oh yeah i saw your note there

00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:21.920
and i was like wow and i we rewound it because

00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.659
i was like let me have a look at this so we paused

00:45:23.659 --> 00:45:25.739
it for like a minute and then i was like It's

00:45:25.739 --> 00:45:30.340
just a ski outfit. I think, listen to me very

00:45:30.340 --> 00:45:33.239
carefully. I think Meredith, like, could wear,

00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:36.440
like, a flannel shirt and jeans and look, like,

00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.280
there's just something about Meredith where,

00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:42.780
like, she is, like, she is a canvas that an artist

00:45:42.780 --> 00:45:44.940
paints on. I think she looks incredible no matter

00:45:44.940 --> 00:45:47.920
what. I'm upset. I worship the ground. She has

00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:50.780
had some fairly basic confessional looks. Even

00:45:50.780 --> 00:45:52.780
in this episode, one of them was very plain and

00:45:52.780 --> 00:45:55.500
she still rocks it. That color on her and her

00:45:55.500 --> 00:45:58.840
confessional was so good. Are you kidding? It

00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:02.179
reminded me a lot of one of Lisa Barlow's very,

00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:04.380
very early confessional looks. And I was like,

00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:08.000
oh, you're doing this right. Yeah. This is what

00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:13.019
it's supposed to look like. Yes. Yeah. dying

00:46:13.019 --> 00:46:16.260
cracking up talking about how long until we catch

00:46:16.260 --> 00:46:19.539
a fish no just give me an estimate to the point

00:46:19.539 --> 00:46:21.280
where the guy was like there's a reason we call

00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:23.420
it fishing and not catching and she was like

00:46:23.420 --> 00:46:29.340
okay but like but like how long so you had that

00:46:29.340 --> 00:46:31.179
and then you had mary going well you could just

00:46:31.179 --> 00:46:34.159
bring the fish back to life with cpr right like

00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:38.679
Mary. What was that? I think she was talking

00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:40.840
about catch and release, but she didn't know

00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:45.300
like how it worked. I don't know. I don't know.

00:46:45.300 --> 00:46:47.139
The only thing I could assume either is that

00:46:47.139 --> 00:46:48.699
she was like, oh, you can just throw it back

00:46:48.699 --> 00:46:50.960
in. It's like, well, not if you've already killed

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:54.059
it. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was like she thought

00:46:54.059 --> 00:46:57.019
the fish already died if you had it on a hook

00:46:57.019 --> 00:46:59.719
and you had to like resuscitate it to throw it

00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:02.139
back. And then the fact that she's like, well,

00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:07.860
he's just wrong. she does that with a few things

00:47:07.860 --> 00:47:10.159
it was like it's this and then it was like what

00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:12.820
was the like if you drink carbonated water it

00:47:12.820 --> 00:47:14.519
hurts your ovaries like there are just certain

00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:18.579
things that mary mary is the lord and she believes

00:47:18.579 --> 00:47:23.059
look look it up that is true don't you dare google

00:47:23.059 --> 00:47:26.300
it professional and be like they are so wrong

00:47:26.300 --> 00:47:29.260
can you believe they said that can you believe

00:47:29.260 --> 00:47:31.300
these fishermen were trying to tell me about

00:47:31.300 --> 00:47:35.960
fish You don't know Gusty. You don't know. Gusty.

00:47:37.739 --> 00:47:41.000
I love her so much. I also couldn't figure out

00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:44.360
his name and just gave up. I loved that. Gusty

00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:49.059
could probably tell you about that. After he

00:47:49.059 --> 00:47:53.380
said Dusty 16 times. At least you didn't call

00:47:53.380 --> 00:48:00.360
him Bussy. Not Bussy. um the women all end up

00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:03.260
going out for a campfire and we find out that

00:48:03.260 --> 00:48:06.119
angie k was the worst food planner on god's green

00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:10.280
earth and mary doesn't eat campfire food apparently

00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:12.440
because like she doesn't like steward things

00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:17.000
and there were no hot dog buns or ketchup or

00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:19.900
anything and it was like every question they

00:48:19.900 --> 00:48:22.019
asked angie k her eyes just got bigger and bigger

00:48:22.019 --> 00:48:26.409
and bigger and she was like oh You'd think Camping

00:48:26.409 --> 00:48:28.030
World or Camper's World would have loaded that

00:48:28.030 --> 00:48:30.329
thing up with food for them. You would think.

00:48:31.070 --> 00:48:33.309
You would think production would have gone to,

00:48:33.329 --> 00:48:35.889
like, Meijer or, like, I don't know. I don't

00:48:35.889 --> 00:48:37.510
know what their stores are out there. But, like,

00:48:37.530 --> 00:48:39.269
you would think that they went to Kroger with

00:48:39.269 --> 00:48:42.349
them and say, hey, like, Angie, maybe pick up

00:48:42.349 --> 00:48:45.329
some hot dog buns or something. They're like,

00:48:45.449 --> 00:48:49.070
no, let's let this play out. Yeah, let's actually

00:48:49.070 --> 00:48:53.389
make Angie go to the grocery store. Like, what

00:48:53.389 --> 00:48:57.659
do they even need? sliced bread for? That's my

00:48:57.659 --> 00:49:00.099
question. Where did the bagels come into play?

00:49:00.420 --> 00:49:03.460
It's all so confusing. Maybe the bagels were

00:49:03.460 --> 00:49:06.880
like for the morning and Mary's like, I would

00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:08.900
have eaten the bagel. I love bread. So I would

00:49:08.900 --> 00:49:10.139
have been like, I'll have a snack and bagel.

00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:15.760
These women don't eat bread. mary did that's

00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:18.940
fair but they were also eating the hot dogs like

00:49:18.940 --> 00:49:22.039
right off of the metal thing because they didn't

00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.659
have any buns did they not have ketchup like

00:49:25.659 --> 00:49:27.900
i was so no they didn't have ketchup and you

00:49:27.900 --> 00:49:30.960
said that she said oops just eat your hot dog

00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:34.440
and be happy she said you're all so entitled

00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:39.300
to food yeah Scott, you put a note in here about

00:49:39.300 --> 00:49:42.480
Heather and the campfire lore. I googled this

00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:45.820
by sorts and was a real person. Yeah, but still,

00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:48.860
I just don't need Heather Gay doing another like,

00:49:48.980 --> 00:49:52.500
did you know this Mormonism folklore tale? And

00:49:52.500 --> 00:49:55.079
it just, of course, if anyone was going to do

00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:56.360
it, it was going to be Heather Gay. Just being

00:49:56.360 --> 00:50:00.159
like, just so performative and just so like Mormon

00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.880
trivia. I'm like, okay. I love that Abram was

00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:04.380
like, yep, I know. And I'm like, see, you guys

00:50:04.380 --> 00:50:10.699
are so aligned. I would have loved a ghost story

00:50:10.699 --> 00:50:13.880
that didn't have to be Mormon. You know what

00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:16.820
I mean? Like have a little campfire story. That's

00:50:16.820 --> 00:50:24.019
not religious. I don't know. I would argue. Oh,

00:50:26.780 --> 00:50:29.460
it just, yeah. That's gross story about shaming

00:50:29.460 --> 00:50:31.400
women. Yeah. It's like, if you like are like

00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:34.199
out there and kissing boys or whatever, she's

00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:36.239
going to come and take you away. What about the

00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:38.559
men? What about the men who were, like, kissing

00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:40.599
you? I will tell you, that is, I didn't see it

00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:42.679
through that lens, but, like, my religious trauma

00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:46.820
probably doesn't allow me to, so. Also, it seemed

00:50:46.820 --> 00:50:49.820
like one stop away from, like, you know, a truck

00:50:49.820 --> 00:50:51.860
stop hooker story is what it sounded like. A

00:50:51.860 --> 00:50:53.639
truck stop hooker? I don't know. It just seemed

00:50:53.639 --> 00:50:55.719
like that was the whole insinuation behind it,

00:50:55.739 --> 00:50:58.039
which I just didn't enjoy. Yeah, it was weird.

00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.500
It was a weird. A truck stop hooker? Not true

00:51:01.500 --> 00:51:08.420
crime. But it was. No. There was a folklore.

00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:12.840
He just said that she's a real, real person.

00:51:13.619 --> 00:51:16.980
Yeah. Molly Sorensen was absolutely a real person.

00:51:17.059 --> 00:51:20.019
I Googled it. Like Lizzie Borden. Lizzie Borden

00:51:20.019 --> 00:51:23.000
who like killed her parents. Took a wax, took

00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:27.019
30 wax, that whole. Weird. No, we're family ones.

00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.519
Okay. You need to dive into that, Travis. Mama,

00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:33.079
let's research Lizzie Borden, I guess. Yeah,

00:51:33.539 --> 00:51:35.840
she was a real person, but now they're saying

00:51:35.840 --> 00:51:42.639
she haunts the ravine. Oh, okay. Yeah, she lives

00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:44.500
in a school bus. I didn't know anything about

00:51:44.500 --> 00:51:49.400
Lizzie Borden. Now we know. It's okay. It's not

00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:53.659
that great. I do love... random creepy situation

00:51:53.659 --> 00:51:56.800
so the like huddling up and like okay guys let's

00:51:56.800 --> 00:51:59.860
go down these train tracks like i i don't know

00:51:59.860 --> 00:52:02.320
i thought that was kind of funny if you like

00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:05.119
it i love it the entire time i was doing that

00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:07.780
i was like i don't need the kitschy blair witch

00:52:07.780 --> 00:52:10.599
found footage thing i didn't need it but if you

00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:14.260
like it i love it i thought it was great use

00:52:14.260 --> 00:52:17.059
of those camcorders they didn't need yeah right

00:52:17.059 --> 00:52:19.199
if we're gonna have them at least use them for

00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:22.510
something good production thank god yeah yeah

00:52:22.510 --> 00:52:26.909
um everyone kind of gangs up on baby gorgeous

00:52:26.909 --> 00:52:32.469
at the campfire again and um we get like five

00:52:32.469 --> 00:52:35.469
seconds of that and then britney goes whitney

00:52:35.469 --> 00:52:37.710
i was really offended by what you said that i

00:52:37.710 --> 00:52:41.409
do for money and i was like shut up this is not

00:52:41.409 --> 00:52:43.590
for you you've had enough time in this episode

00:52:44.269 --> 00:52:46.010
Well, and so are the other women. They were all

00:52:46.010 --> 00:52:48.329
very much like, we don't need this is not the

00:52:48.329 --> 00:52:50.610
time for this, Brittany. Yeah, it's like Whitney

00:52:50.610 --> 00:52:52.889
is like having a real moment and being honest

00:52:52.889 --> 00:52:56.409
and saying, my business failed. I lost a shit

00:52:56.409 --> 00:52:58.789
ton of money. You know, I feel horrible about

00:52:58.789 --> 00:53:02.650
it. I had to fire people. And, you know, it doesn't

00:53:02.650 --> 00:53:04.409
again, doesn't happen on Housewives, like just

00:53:04.409 --> 00:53:06.610
that honesty. And in the middle of all this,

00:53:06.610 --> 00:53:09.889
Brittany is like, well, yeah, but back to me.

00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:13.619
But this isn't the first time she's done that.

00:53:13.639 --> 00:53:18.039
She did that in Puerto Vallarta. Was it Puerto

00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:20.780
Vallarta? Yeah, Puerto Vallarta. When they were

00:53:20.780 --> 00:53:23.920
down there and she was like, you guys, what about

00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:28.300
me? I feel so left out. Shut up. I think I sent

00:53:28.300 --> 00:53:31.420
that to you, Emma, where that scene where Brittany

00:53:31.420 --> 00:53:35.000
was like, you guys, you're not supporting me.

00:53:35.260 --> 00:53:37.840
I had some really great news about my daughter.

00:53:37.980 --> 00:53:42.300
Shut up. Right. And then at the Audrey Hepburn

00:53:42.300 --> 00:53:44.920
party, she's like, you guys, like she stood up

00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:46.820
and was like, what? That's where, yes, that's

00:53:46.820 --> 00:53:51.000
where it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brittany. And

00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:53.059
the problem that I have with Brittany, I'm glad,

00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:56.760
sorry. I just, I couldn't believe her timing

00:53:56.760 --> 00:53:59.820
because I understand the conversation they were

00:53:59.820 --> 00:54:06.599
talking about where Brittany said, you suck dick

00:54:06.599 --> 00:54:10.820
for money. And then Brittany said. you started

00:54:10.820 --> 00:54:16.000
an mlm i get that she's like conflating that

00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:20.159
but for her to see this woman crying about her

00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:23.320
husband being fully invested and having to fire

00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:26.159
30 people and then being like well i would still

00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:31.059
like an apology it's comedically bad is what

00:54:31.059 --> 00:54:35.059
it is like the timing is so comedically bad come

00:54:35.059 --> 00:54:39.849
on and then We do get into, and this is, I really

00:54:39.849 --> 00:54:41.710
appreciate this about Whitney because something

00:54:41.710 --> 00:54:45.849
I will give Whitney, she, the healing journey

00:54:45.849 --> 00:54:48.690
I could have done without, but, like, she's very,

00:54:48.809 --> 00:54:51.389
very honest and real about, like, everything

00:54:51.389 --> 00:54:55.750
she goes through. And I don't think we're getting

00:54:55.750 --> 00:54:58.210
an act with Whitney. I think it's all real, and

00:54:58.210 --> 00:55:01.030
I do appreciate that. Yeah, no, I agree with

00:55:01.030 --> 00:55:05.230
that. I agree, yes. I like her, like, in general.

00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.860
I think she has no filter, and I think she's

00:55:08.860 --> 00:55:11.619
just, like, saying what's on the top of her mind.

00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:13.920
Wait until season three or four and tell me how

00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:20.500
much you like her. When it's all about the healing

00:55:20.500 --> 00:55:24.119
journey, like, it's a little... Like, when it

00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:27.780
revolves around, like, I'm... unpacking all the

00:55:27.780 --> 00:55:29.639
trauma like i i won't take that away from her

00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:31.440
because i think that's very real when she makes

00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:34.239
every situation about that that's what i struggled

00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:36.760
with yeah she definitely went a little overboard

00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:39.519
with it and just kept on like when she tried

00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:41.820
to conflate whether she was drunk or not you

00:55:41.820 --> 00:55:44.320
know being used in heather's book that was kind

00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:47.099
of like what are you talking about like you're

00:55:47.099 --> 00:55:50.219
just trying to have a story yeah fake outrage

00:55:50.219 --> 00:55:56.730
outrage but yeah But Whitney came back for me.

00:55:56.750 --> 00:55:58.369
She came back for me last season, and I'll take

00:55:58.369 --> 00:56:03.190
it. What else? Did you like her red hair? No.

00:56:04.349 --> 00:56:09.070
I love her as a blonde. I do love her as a blonde

00:56:09.070 --> 00:56:16.369
more, for sure. She's gorgeous and can do whatever,

00:56:16.489 --> 00:56:20.340
but the blonde suits her better. I've said on

00:56:20.340 --> 00:56:23.860
our podcast probably 50 ,000 times that her face

00:56:23.860 --> 00:56:27.099
should be plastered everywhere. Her face should

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:30.960
be studied. Stunning. She is beautiful and her

00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:36.679
skin is always like glass. Love her. She has

00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:39.099
made some. I met her at an event, at a drag event

00:56:39.099 --> 00:56:41.840
once. She was fantastic. Really? Was she really?

00:56:41.880 --> 00:56:44.969
She looked that perfect in person. oh yeah it's

00:56:44.969 --> 00:56:47.289
just it's it was just like off -putting how pretty

00:56:47.289 --> 00:56:53.170
she was i was yeah and this is one thing i also

00:56:53.170 --> 00:56:55.889
believe about whitney is you know how a lot of

00:56:55.889 --> 00:56:59.289
like women you and i have known people like this

00:56:59.289 --> 00:57:01.630
before where like they collect gay people as

00:57:01.630 --> 00:57:05.429
friends and it's like i have gay friends i wholeheartedly

00:57:05.429 --> 00:57:08.130
believe whitney is like no no i'm i'm an ally

00:57:08.130 --> 00:57:10.550
to the community and i really do love gay men

00:57:10.550 --> 00:57:12.909
i that's something i really appreciate about

00:57:13.360 --> 00:57:15.719
I think so. It's not like, oh, I have to have

00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:18.000
a gay. It's like, no, these are actually real

00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:22.000
people. And they are my friends and not my accessories.

00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:26.820
Yes. Yes. But they might also be my glam. Okay.

00:57:27.980 --> 00:57:30.940
Maybe. But like, I would love to be Whitney's

00:57:30.940 --> 00:57:32.500
glam. I'll tell you that right now. I would love

00:57:32.500 --> 00:57:34.179
to be Meredith's glam. I'll tell you that right

00:57:34.179 --> 00:57:37.519
now. And maybe even maybe Gorgeous's glam. Well,

00:57:37.619 --> 00:57:40.079
that'd be a full -time job for sure. Oh, 100%.

00:57:40.079 --> 00:57:43.920
Because $60 ,000 a year on glam. Yes. Just on

00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:45.780
glam. Just on glam. She doesn't go anywhere without

00:57:45.780 --> 00:57:49.579
it. I have glam in Saint -Tropez. I have glam

00:57:49.579 --> 00:57:53.119
everywhere. God, I love her so much. I have a

00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:55.739
cup somewhere that says that. I got something

00:57:55.739 --> 00:57:58.480
from Bravo that was like, I have glam everywhere

00:57:58.480 --> 00:58:03.500
I go. Anyway, I did appreciate Whitney being

00:58:03.500 --> 00:58:07.719
vulnerable. I also appreciated her pushing Brittany

00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:10.380
away, saying, I'm not ready for a hug right now.

00:58:12.590 --> 00:58:16.969
And then you guys put in a note saying, what

00:58:16.969 --> 00:58:19.590
did Meredith do this episode besides come for

00:58:19.590 --> 00:58:22.289
Brittany? Yeah. What did Meredith really do?

00:58:22.449 --> 00:58:24.989
Like, she's very non -present in this episode.

00:58:25.469 --> 00:58:27.530
I don't need her to do anything besides come

00:58:27.530 --> 00:58:31.329
for Brittany. But it was like that one moment

00:58:31.329 --> 00:58:32.949
coming for Brittany and that was really about

00:58:32.949 --> 00:58:35.829
it. She's going to get along with everybody for

00:58:35.829 --> 00:58:38.070
the most part. And she defended Lisa, you know.

00:58:38.699 --> 00:58:46.980
by saying, every business takes time alone. It

00:58:46.980 --> 00:58:49.380
makes me wonder if she's going to have anything

00:58:49.380 --> 00:58:52.320
major storyline -wise this season, or if she's

00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.860
going to be kind of another participant. I'm

00:58:54.860 --> 00:58:58.920
sure she will. I would hope she does. I was going

00:58:58.920 --> 00:59:01.099
to say I'm sure she will. I hope she does, because

00:59:01.099 --> 00:59:05.119
last year was kind of a similar thing where she

00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:08.179
didn't have a lot going on, right? got her bar

00:59:08.179 --> 00:59:10.800
mitzvah and now she has all the dj money rolling

00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:15.239
in so you know i hope that they talk about her

00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:18.239
being a dj well they have to they absolutely

00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:21.840
have they should have given her a set out in

00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:23.840
the woods that would have been a great premiere

00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:29.059
they should have let her have the like do the

00:59:29.059 --> 00:59:31.519
new like theme music because you know um who

00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:37.210
is it it's not in my miami that's um oh adriana

00:59:37.210 --> 00:59:39.909
adriana yeah that's that's her singing like that's

00:59:39.909 --> 00:59:43.750
her miami song do you actually think that meredith

00:59:43.750 --> 00:59:46.630
marks is mixing anything because i don't care

00:59:46.630 --> 00:59:49.949
she has someone doing that for her and she is

00:59:49.949 --> 00:59:52.030
going up there and pressing play and shaking

00:59:52.030 --> 00:59:55.750
her little titties and i love it and i'll watch

00:59:55.750 --> 00:59:59.929
every video that i can find it's a lot of jumping

00:59:59.929 --> 01:00:03.369
and i'm like good on her that's you know, good

01:00:03.369 --> 01:00:09.610
exercise. She's got cardio on her. Yeah, her

01:00:09.610 --> 01:00:11.110
two turntables and a microphone. Do you think

01:00:11.110 --> 01:00:12.849
she's actually listening to anything in the headphones?

01:00:14.670 --> 01:00:17.250
Probably exactly what's coming out of the speaker.

01:00:17.329 --> 01:00:21.030
It's just a lot lower volume. I love it. It's

01:00:21.030 --> 01:00:23.130
like, this is a little too loud. Brooks, can

01:00:23.130 --> 01:00:26.750
you turn it down? Noise cancelling and she has

01:00:26.750 --> 01:00:31.349
it playing really soft. Actually, Enya in the

01:00:31.349 --> 01:00:36.570
headphones. Not Enya. She's sailing away. Sail

01:00:36.570 --> 01:00:40.889
away, sail away. Oh, Lord. So the women end up

01:00:40.889 --> 01:00:42.429
going on. Meredith doesn't have to do anything

01:00:42.429 --> 01:00:44.469
this season. She just needs to be Meredith. I

01:00:44.469 --> 01:00:45.969
got you. I'm with you. That's all I need her

01:00:45.969 --> 01:00:48.769
to be. And here's the oddest to God's truth.

01:00:48.829 --> 01:00:50.849
That's all I need any of the women to be is themselves.

01:00:51.210 --> 01:00:55.250
Like, they are all fairly entertaining. And even

01:00:55.250 --> 01:00:58.170
Brittany, like. If she just sits there and is

01:00:58.170 --> 01:01:00.250
pretty, like, I can handle that, too. Because

01:01:00.250 --> 01:01:01.849
I think she's one of the most beautiful men in

01:01:01.849 --> 01:01:03.130
the world. That's what I hate about her. Because

01:01:03.130 --> 01:01:05.389
I'm just like, ugh. Like, I wish I didn't like

01:01:05.389 --> 01:01:06.409
this about you. Because I don't want to like

01:01:06.409 --> 01:01:09.809
anything about you. But. I did just remember

01:01:09.809 --> 01:01:12.849
one more Meredith moment this episode. And it

01:01:12.849 --> 01:01:15.190
was so funny. Because she literally almost said

01:01:15.190 --> 01:01:17.130
nothing the whole episode. But she did find a

01:01:17.130 --> 01:01:20.349
way to plug her caviar. She said, I know nothing

01:01:20.349 --> 01:01:23.769
about fish except for that's where I get my caviar.

01:01:24.110 --> 01:01:30.340
Guys. I forgot about that. Yes. And I wish I

01:01:30.340 --> 01:01:32.559
liked fish because, like, I wish I could eat

01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:34.900
Meredith's caviar. Like, I wish I ate fish. Oh,

01:01:34.900 --> 01:01:36.539
you can still have caviar. It doesn't taste like

01:01:36.539 --> 01:01:38.920
fish. It tastes like nothing. Yeah. Oh, perfect.

01:01:39.059 --> 01:01:42.639
I will never hire caviar. No. It tastes like

01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:46.460
butter, kind of. Oh, perfect. I haven't had caviar

01:01:46.460 --> 01:01:48.619
in a very long time, but yeah, that seems to

01:01:48.619 --> 01:01:51.739
be what I recall. Butter. Yeah. Gorgeous. We

01:01:51.739 --> 01:01:54.559
support Melissa Gorga and all her cookie endeavors,

01:01:54.719 --> 01:01:58.380
but we haven't gotten Meredith's caviar yet.

01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:02.679
Are Melissa's cookies good? Yeah. Yes. The cake

01:02:02.679 --> 01:02:06.159
is, I love the cake. The coffee cake, it's very

01:02:06.159 --> 01:02:09.360
good. We've had two so far. The cookies are,

01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:11.079
you know, what you'd expect, kind of, but they're

01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:13.619
very, we keep saying it, moist. They're very

01:02:13.619 --> 01:02:16.360
moist cookies. Do you not like the word moist?

01:02:16.619 --> 01:02:18.500
Well, no, but. I feel like the internet doesn't.

01:02:18.619 --> 01:02:21.900
Yeah, we avoided it. Hi, internet. The word moist

01:02:21.900 --> 01:02:24.019
is bestie approved. I hope you're okay with that.

01:02:25.739 --> 01:02:29.579
But yeah, the coffee cake's delicious. Yes. Beautiful.

01:02:29.820 --> 01:02:33.159
Have you bought any of the Housewives merch?

01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:36.710
Do you have a? anything that emma will tell you

01:02:36.710 --> 01:02:40.929
that i single -handedly like am the sole supporter

01:02:40.929 --> 01:02:43.809
of the skinny girl brands in the state of indiana

01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:46.429
oh yeah i forgot about skinny girl i was about

01:02:46.429 --> 01:02:49.670
to be like no not really except for like 60 bottles

01:02:49.670 --> 01:02:54.389
of skinny girl that's true that's really like

01:02:54.389 --> 01:02:58.510
that's all i've really bought i i bought some

01:02:58.510 --> 01:03:02.320
what did i buy from countess louis oh i I stream

01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:06.679
her songs on Apple Music because I am trash.

01:03:07.539 --> 01:03:13.119
Because money can't buy you class. We have three

01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:19.260
sets of Portia's sheets. Try saying that three

01:03:19.260 --> 01:03:24.760
times. I didn't know Portia had sheets. Pampered

01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:26.659
by Portia. They're really good sheets. They're

01:03:26.659 --> 01:03:30.019
amazing. I'll Google that right now. Pampered

01:03:30.019 --> 01:03:32.949
by Portia? Yeah. The only other thing we thought,

01:03:32.969 --> 01:03:34.590
I thought of getting Jeff like a three -wick

01:03:34.590 --> 01:03:37.610
candle for Christmas, but they were, they were

01:03:37.610 --> 01:03:40.010
really expensive. I'm like, 80 bucks for a joke

01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:43.170
is not funny to me. Is it from Karen or from

01:03:43.170 --> 01:03:46.190
Wendy? I wanted to get one of each just to make

01:03:46.190 --> 01:03:48.969
the joke go. So we could burn them both and be

01:03:48.969 --> 01:03:51.530
like. Seppos are still on the market. Cause I

01:03:51.530 --> 01:03:56.309
was looking into that actually. Yeah. And I don't

01:03:56.309 --> 01:03:58.829
know that they still sell them. I don't know

01:03:58.829 --> 01:04:03.869
that they were ever on the market. I think that

01:04:03.869 --> 01:04:08.449
was a storyline. Yes. You could be right. Oh,

01:04:08.469 --> 01:04:10.809
and these things are not that expensive. No,

01:04:10.829 --> 01:04:13.829
they're not. They're a good price. Oh, and I

01:04:13.829 --> 01:04:15.929
can buy them on Amazon, which means my papaw's

01:04:15.929 --> 01:04:19.949
going to pay for it because my Amazon is charged

01:04:19.949 --> 01:04:25.900
his credit cards. Anyway. What a day. what is

01:04:25.900 --> 01:04:30.739
it your papa yeah my papa my grandpa yeah okay

01:04:30.739 --> 01:04:33.199
oh that's cute it's it's really cute it's from

01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:39.059
kentucky anyway sorry like sorry to do the women

01:04:39.059 --> 01:04:42.300
go on a ghost hunt bronwyn was wearing a gucci

01:04:42.300 --> 01:04:44.820
beanie and the logo looks like the nasty pig

01:04:44.820 --> 01:04:49.000
logo i didn't see it until you wrote it in the

01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:51.230
notes and then i was like oh i see it Because

01:04:51.230 --> 01:04:52.750
I saw it earlier and thought, that's a really

01:04:52.750 --> 01:04:54.670
weird logo. But then when you see it kind of

01:04:54.670 --> 01:04:56.929
in the grainy video, I was totally like, oh,

01:04:56.949 --> 01:05:01.289
100 % see what he sees. I feel like Bronwyn would

01:05:01.289 --> 01:05:04.010
support Nasty Pig, so I think that's okay. 1000%,

01:05:04.010 --> 01:05:10.809
she'd be like, oh yeah, it's art. And then they

01:05:10.809 --> 01:05:13.250
go on their found footage ghost hunt. I think

01:05:13.250 --> 01:05:16.190
Meredith falls or something. I hope she's okay.

01:05:16.230 --> 01:05:19.519
I'll kill myself if she's not. um and then we

01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:22.320
get a sneak peek at the rest of the season um

01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:26.380
i get so like i didn't i guess i didn't clock

01:05:26.380 --> 01:05:28.840
it but whitney at one point said that they go

01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:30.679
on three trips this year so they go to greece

01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.260
they went on the rv trip and then there's like

01:05:33.260 --> 01:05:35.860
a below deck crossover for down under so at this

01:05:35.860 --> 01:05:40.440
point they go to australia and i'm so excited

01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:44.510
i'm also what i will say I never need to hear

01:05:44.510 --> 01:05:46.670
another word about Angie Katzenavis being Greek,

01:05:46.789 --> 01:05:48.929
but, like, I'm so excited that she gets to go

01:05:48.929 --> 01:05:51.590
to Greece. Like, I love that for her. Like, if

01:05:51.590 --> 01:05:53.949
they didn't, I'd be like, girl, like, you missed

01:05:53.949 --> 01:05:56.530
opportunity. Like, you talk so much about it.

01:05:56.610 --> 01:05:58.949
Like, that is the girl's trip. I'm so glad they're

01:05:58.949 --> 01:06:02.349
doing that. And Greece is beautiful, so. Right.

01:06:03.250 --> 01:06:05.070
And then on the other side of, like, me being

01:06:05.070 --> 01:06:07.969
super excited about, like, everything that's

01:06:07.969 --> 01:06:12.460
to come, it does. See, like, it does look like

01:06:12.460 --> 01:06:14.559
we get a little bit more about Robert Jr.'s journey.

01:06:16.260 --> 01:06:18.079
This is in light of, like, he literally just

01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:20.800
got arrested last week. So, like, that's wild.

01:06:21.179 --> 01:06:26.400
But, like, I want him to be okay, number one.

01:06:26.440 --> 01:06:29.380
But, like, I'm so excited for this season. Like,

01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:34.360
my show is back. I'm so happy. All right. Like,

01:06:34.420 --> 01:06:38.119
there's Salt Lake. they all perform well like

01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:40.280
there's never a filler episode it's just like

01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:45.940
really good intense camp and drama and fun and

01:06:45.940 --> 01:06:48.139
the right balance of it all yeah it's not like

01:06:48.139 --> 01:06:50.619
it's not getting dark like the other shows are

01:06:50.619 --> 01:06:52.960
getting where it's you know being accused of

01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:54.900
drugging each other things like that yeah right

01:06:54.900 --> 01:06:58.639
just sucking dick for utah jazz tickets but yeah

01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:04.860
um oh and then i didn't realize jeff wrote this

01:07:04.860 --> 01:07:07.179
in here but like he you wrote that like this

01:07:07.179 --> 01:07:09.940
is similar to lisa's basis party where it's all

01:07:09.940 --> 01:07:11.900
like contained and it's like a capsule episode

01:07:11.900 --> 01:07:16.119
so i i agree i think so smart of like let's put

01:07:16.119 --> 01:07:18.920
them all together because usually like the first

01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:20.760
episode of a season is like let's see what everyone's

01:07:20.760 --> 01:07:22.820
doing been doing since we last saw them and i'm

01:07:22.820 --> 01:07:24.500
like i don't need that let's all be together

01:07:24.500 --> 01:07:29.400
on a cash trip and chaos will ensue and that's

01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:33.389
the entire episode I think they originated that.

01:07:33.550 --> 01:07:36.829
I haven't seen every single first season episode

01:07:36.829 --> 01:07:41.329
of every show, but I think that's pretty smart

01:07:41.329 --> 01:07:47.909
and Salt Lake. 100%. So based on this episode

01:07:47.909 --> 01:07:50.650
and this episode alone, if you had to be friends

01:07:50.650 --> 01:07:53.449
with any of the women from Salt Lake City, who

01:07:53.449 --> 01:07:58.820
would it be? One person or? Just any of the women

01:07:58.820 --> 01:08:00.679
or if you had to pick multiple, that's fine too.

01:08:02.860 --> 01:08:06.119
I'd say Bronwyn. I'd say Bronwyn. Yeah. Or Angie.

01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:08.059
Bronwyn or Angie. Those are like my top two.

01:08:09.019 --> 01:08:11.039
I'd say Bronwyn probably followed by Whitney.

01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:15.460
I like Whitney too. So part of you wants to say

01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:17.399
Mary, right? You're like, oh, I'd hang out with

01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:20.420
Mary. But you would be so goddamn confused the

01:08:20.420 --> 01:08:22.500
entire time you're hanging out with her. You'd

01:08:22.500 --> 01:08:24.619
be like, wait. Emma does not want to say Mary.

01:08:25.310 --> 01:08:28.529
I don't get her. Yeah, I don't, especially in

01:08:28.529 --> 01:08:31.729
season two, I don't either. It's off the rails.

01:08:32.029 --> 01:08:34.369
In season one, she left a bad taste in my mouth,

01:08:34.470 --> 01:08:36.449
and now I'm, like, through season two, basically.

01:08:36.670 --> 01:08:39.229
I'm, like, almost to the reunion, and I'm like,

01:08:39.270 --> 01:08:44.729
wow, we just don't click. I don't know. Something

01:08:44.729 --> 01:08:47.609
really changes with her when she decides to actually

01:08:47.609 --> 01:08:50.310
participate on the show. Like, I don't know what

01:08:50.310 --> 01:08:52.289
they explained to her, how much of a raise they

01:08:52.289 --> 01:08:54.390
gave her. But once she starts really actually

01:08:54.390 --> 01:08:57.229
being present, she's amazing. But those years

01:08:57.229 --> 01:08:58.750
where she's just like, would rather be doing

01:08:58.750 --> 01:09:01.130
anything else. It was awful to watch. It's awkward.

01:09:01.390 --> 01:09:06.569
Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give you my answer in

01:09:06.569 --> 01:09:08.850
a second. But like, if you like, if you look

01:09:08.850 --> 01:09:11.090
back and Emma, like, do you? do you remember

01:09:11.090 --> 01:09:14.449
a couple of the episodes where mary's in her

01:09:14.449 --> 01:09:16.930
kitchen and then robert jr comes home after being

01:09:16.930 --> 01:09:18.970
gone for like two days and she's like where were

01:09:18.970 --> 01:09:22.430
you like why didn't you answer your phone i promise

01:09:22.430 --> 01:09:26.029
in season four that is was it season four or

01:09:26.029 --> 01:09:28.369
five that is going to make sense and i think

01:09:28.369 --> 01:09:31.829
that'll put into context why she was not present

01:09:31.829 --> 01:09:35.609
oh yeah i never even really thought about that

01:09:35.609 --> 01:09:39.109
because i was i was about to say being a good

01:09:39.109 --> 01:09:42.750
mom Controversial hot take here. Being a good

01:09:42.750 --> 01:09:44.930
mom is not enough to make me like you on reality

01:09:44.930 --> 01:09:48.170
television. There are lots of good mothers out

01:09:48.170 --> 01:09:54.609
there. I get where you struggle with Mary 100%.

01:09:54.609 --> 01:09:57.789
There's something about her that I really like.

01:09:57.850 --> 01:10:02.350
I can't quite put my finger. I think she's just

01:10:02.350 --> 01:10:04.050
out of her mind. I think that's what I like about

01:10:04.050 --> 01:10:10.369
her. Emma, who would you want to be friends with?

01:10:10.510 --> 01:10:14.289
Probably Heather or Meredith. They were pretty

01:10:14.289 --> 01:10:16.670
quiet, but Meredith really had me on the floor.

01:10:16.989 --> 01:10:20.149
It was clearly her first time fishing. That was...

01:10:20.149 --> 01:10:25.229
Absolutely was. I need an ETA on this fish catching.

01:10:25.569 --> 01:10:32.090
Where are the fish? For me, I think it would

01:10:32.090 --> 01:10:37.569
be... God, gun to my head. i think angie i think

01:10:37.569 --> 01:10:40.750
based on this episode alone i think angie really

01:10:40.750 --> 01:10:45.329
i think like angie like she's just she's fun

01:10:45.329 --> 01:10:48.630
she's like she's she doesn't take herself too

01:10:48.630 --> 01:10:51.489
seriously even though she's a pillar in the community

01:10:51.489 --> 01:10:54.229
yeah she's willing to get messy and you know

01:10:54.229 --> 01:10:57.770
and but she'll own up to it too yes or just downright

01:10:57.770 --> 01:10:59.750
gaslight you one way or the other but no in between

01:10:59.750 --> 01:11:07.319
she's just all the things yes beautiful well

01:11:07.319 --> 01:11:10.479
you guys this i think this is a really cool crossover

01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:14.359
experience i think we had an absolute time i

01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:16.800
had a good time i definitely had a good time

01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:20.600
yeah absolutely i feel a little out of it just

01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:21.779
because i've been home all day getting ready

01:11:21.779 --> 01:11:23.739
to go camping tomorrow so like i've just been

01:11:23.739 --> 01:11:25.920
kind of in and out but yeah no i had a really

01:11:25.920 --> 01:11:29.140
fun time yeah like i think i love talking about

01:11:29.140 --> 01:11:31.479
housewives but i think i'd love to do another

01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:33.600
one where we're just like talk about random stuff

01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:36.060
like just you know what's been going on because

01:11:36.060 --> 01:11:38.140
like that's what you normally do on your show

01:11:38.140 --> 01:11:40.140
just like let's have a go let's catch up and

01:11:40.140 --> 01:11:42.680
i'm like yeah i like to do that too i love that

01:11:42.680 --> 01:11:47.279
this is also burning down right this is also

01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:49.359
such a long episode for you guys too because

01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:51.859
like you guys is like usually clock at like 35

01:11:51.859 --> 01:11:54.060
minutes at the most and i'm like i looked down

01:11:54.060 --> 01:11:57.399
and i was like an hour and 15 minutes oh but

01:11:57.399 --> 01:11:59.819
it's good like i think you know we are coming

01:11:59.819 --> 01:12:01.939
straight from the episode and we're like also

01:12:01.939 --> 01:12:04.260
sometimes a little bit tired and it's also a

01:12:04.260 --> 01:12:06.619
little hot up here so like yeah yeah then that

01:12:06.619 --> 01:12:09.760
happened okay good night till next time so i

01:12:09.760 --> 01:12:12.039
think i like that you took the notes and like

01:12:12.039 --> 01:12:14.819
walked us through it and the entire episode i'm

01:12:14.819 --> 01:12:16.840
like oh yeah that point oh yeah oh yeah maybe

01:12:16.840 --> 01:12:20.079
i've said that i love that yeah and like i did

01:12:20.079 --> 01:12:23.239
warn you guys like i take notes like an insane

01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:27.340
person. And I hope it lived up to what I was

01:12:27.340 --> 01:12:30.420
going to be. I've tried taking notes before and

01:12:30.420 --> 01:12:32.079
it just ends up being a little keywords. And

01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:33.619
later on, I'm like, what the hell was I talking

01:12:33.619 --> 01:12:36.500
about? So like, no, you're I appreciate you doing

01:12:36.500 --> 01:12:39.439
that. That was great. Of course. Emma, do you

01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:41.199
just rely on him or do you take your own notes?

01:12:42.020 --> 01:12:45.359
If I added to this, I think we might go insane.

01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:53.430
This is a note for like a regular episode. i'm

01:12:53.430 --> 01:12:57.710
along for the ride i just i've decided that if

01:12:57.710 --> 01:13:01.350
i put notes in there it would be far too long

01:13:01.350 --> 01:13:07.890
and i'm funnier in the moment i what i will say

01:13:07.890 --> 01:13:11.149
and this is why emma has always been such an

01:13:11.149 --> 01:13:14.810
incredible like partner like walking through

01:13:14.810 --> 01:13:17.930
my life with me and co -host like with me she

01:13:17.930 --> 01:13:23.649
is She's so, so, so, so good at just letting

01:13:23.649 --> 01:13:26.310
me be as absolutely out of my mind as I know

01:13:26.310 --> 01:13:29.489
I am. As I clearly am. Like, I'm not going to

01:13:29.489 --> 01:13:32.449
say for one second that I'm not, like, chaos.

01:13:32.949 --> 01:13:35.310
But she does a very good job of, A, controlling

01:13:35.310 --> 01:13:37.409
that chaos. Like, she knows when to rein me in.

01:13:37.529 --> 01:13:43.109
And she's also so great about just being like,

01:13:43.210 --> 01:13:45.350
yeah, we'll see where the vibe goes. Like, we'll

01:13:45.350 --> 01:13:47.130
see what happens. Like, she's so good at that.

01:13:47.930 --> 01:13:50.149
And it's good to have an outline. I love an outline.

01:13:50.329 --> 01:13:53.470
That's kind of what I treat it as. Well, we tend

01:13:53.470 --> 01:13:55.770
to rely on the pictures behind us. So we go through

01:13:55.770 --> 01:13:57.489
and like, we just make sure we touch upon each

01:13:57.489 --> 01:14:00.550
of the housewives. And so sometimes we're like,

01:14:00.729 --> 01:14:04.189
we talk about her yet. And then. Yeah. Jogging

01:14:04.189 --> 01:14:05.949
memory. Yeah. So we actually screw ourselves

01:14:05.949 --> 01:14:07.670
and we're missing a set of pictures. We're like,

01:14:07.729 --> 01:14:12.590
Oh, who do we forget? No. I love that. Okay.

01:14:12.949 --> 01:14:14.829
Jeff and Scott, tell us where we can find you.

01:14:14.850 --> 01:14:17.020
Tell the listeners, tell everyone. Oh, we're

01:14:17.020 --> 01:14:18.760
just so happy. We actually have our own website

01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:21.819
now. So husbandswatchinghousewives .com will

01:14:21.819 --> 01:14:25.600
give you all the stuff there. And then husbandswatching

01:14:25.600 --> 01:14:27.600
on TikTok and some form of that everywhere else.

01:14:27.699 --> 01:14:29.619
And Instagram. Instagram. All the places, yes.

01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:32.979
Spotify, wherever you... YouTube. Wherever you

01:14:32.979 --> 01:14:35.960
get your podcasts. I'm very happy with our search

01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:38.359
engine results. I Google myself when I'm bored

01:14:38.359 --> 01:14:40.060
at work now. I'm like, oh, the husbands are places.

01:14:41.289 --> 01:14:44.270
I love that. It's nice. I also want to make sure

01:14:44.270 --> 01:14:46.010
that people don't confuse us with other, you

01:14:46.010 --> 01:14:48.369
know, husbands watching other things because

01:14:48.369 --> 01:14:50.609
it could get dirty if it gets to the wrong site.

01:14:50.710 --> 01:14:54.229
Yeah. I think I've got a few of those bookmarks.

01:14:55.390 --> 01:14:59.069
What are they watching? No, we're watching The

01:14:59.069 --> 01:15:01.449
Real Housewives. That's what we do. Yeah. I love

01:15:01.449 --> 01:15:03.890
it. Well, thank you so much for being here with

01:15:03.890 --> 01:15:08.149
us. And thank you for having such a fun time

01:15:08.149 --> 01:15:10.520
with us. Like, this has been so cool. This is

01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:12.399
fantastic. I hope we can do it again so we can

01:15:12.399 --> 01:15:15.000
get into some more some more deep seated opinions

01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:17.380
and maybe some disagreements on where we get

01:15:17.380 --> 01:15:19.640
with different housewives. Whatever you want,

01:15:19.720 --> 01:15:22.979
because we're very similar in our beliefs. And

01:15:22.979 --> 01:15:26.180
so it's fun to hear like others like, OK, that's

01:15:26.180 --> 01:15:28.659
a valid point why you don't like her. So, yeah.

01:15:29.319 --> 01:15:31.479
well i've got a ton of those don't you worry

01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:36.359
let this season of potomac start and i'll have

01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:40.520
opinions for everyone i will too trust you me

01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:44.380
so there's an open door for you to come on for

01:15:44.380 --> 01:15:46.439
the season premiere potomac what is it october

01:15:46.439 --> 01:15:52.840
6th i think whatever you want do that because

01:15:53.689 --> 01:15:57.649
Just like those other podcasts are on Teresa's

01:15:57.649 --> 01:16:00.810
payroll. And there were rumors that Robin Dixon

01:16:00.810 --> 01:16:04.689
was paying off podcasts too. If Giselle started

01:16:04.689 --> 01:16:08.010
paying me, I would have no shame. She doesn't

01:16:08.010 --> 01:16:11.369
have to pay me. She doesn't have to pay me. Dear

01:16:11.369 --> 01:16:15.630
Giselle, don't you worry. You are bestie approved.

01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:20.159
but yeah thank you guys so much for being here

01:16:20.159 --> 01:16:22.579
we loved it do you guys have anything else you

01:16:22.579 --> 01:16:26.039
want to plug before you go no not at all thank

01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:28.439
you for having thanks for having us and yeah

01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:30.659
listen to it whenever wherever you get your podcast

01:16:30.659 --> 01:16:31.539
cool