Bethenny Frankel is Travis’s hero and Target betrayed us

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Hi, I'm Travis, and the last song I listened

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to was Heaven Sent by Molly Grace. Happy Pride.

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I'm Emma, and the last song I listened to was

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Misery Business by Paramore. Oh, that's a good

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one. Yeah. I miss that song. I'm in the business

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of misery. Let's take it from the top. Hi, Gay.

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Happy Pride Month. It's Pride Month. It's Pride

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Month. Hooray gays. Also, welcome back to the

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podcast. We had 32 people listen last week, which

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means our audience literally fucking doubled.

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Literally such a slay. I cannot believe. We're

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famous. Do you have any pregnancy updates? oh

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yeah ladies i'm 13 weeks pregnant and the way

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a blood clot just found its way out of me yesterday

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i'm talking i'm talking like the size of a golf

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ball the size of a beauty blender and so i panicked

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right i go to the doctor She like has the ultrasound

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that's in the room, which is not like a formal

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ultrasound, but she's like just looking to see

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if the baby's there. You know what I mean? And

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the way he was doing gymnastics, he was doing

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somersaults. He was twirling around. He was perfectly

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fine. And she was like, oh yeah, everything's

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fine. You're good. Just come back for a formal

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ultrasound. Also still have no control over my

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emotions and I'm still yelling at everyone. Perfect.

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Can't smell raw meat or meat cooking. So gross.

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So gross. That's so oddly specific. Yeah. My

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sense of smell is like really peaked. Like it's

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like really sensitive, I would say. I feel like

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you've always had a very sensitive sense of smell,

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though. Yeah, I do. But it's like I couldn't

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go to sleep one night because I cooked onions

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on the stove. jesus christ like i couldn't go

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to sleep it was so bad i like put a candle in

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my face like it was so bad amazing apparently

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very normal really i don't know yeah it's like

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a hormonal thing just like everything else in

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pregnancy that's the answer to everything does

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raw meat smell different from cooked meat yes

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mama oh like i unwrapped the meat to cook it

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and i'm like And then I smell it cooking, and

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I'm like, ugh. And so I've been turning on the

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vent in the microwave. You know the vent fan?

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No. Oh, well, under your microwave, there's a

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vent fan, and it just sucks up all the steam

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from... Oh. Yeah. I don't cook, so that's never

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been an appliance I turned on. Not a huge concern.

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It's also very loud. Cute. Yeah. Okay. Anyways.

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Well, I'm happy the baby's okay. Yeah. So my

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dad taught me how to change my oil earlier this

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week. Nothing I've ever wanted to know how to

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do. Well, he was like, so he's got like the whole

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setup in his barn, like with the car lift and

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like the whole thing. And he was like, hey, stop

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paying to change your oil. I'll change it for

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you. And I was like. Okay, great. Love that.

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And then he goes, do you want to change your

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oil today? And I was like, no. do you mean by,

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do I want to change my oil? Do I want you to

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change my oil? And he goes, no, no, no. I want

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to, I'm going to show you how to do it. So you

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can like know how to do it when I'm gone. And

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I was like, Oh, I know how to do it. You drive

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to the Honda. Also that, but like, he's got this

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obsession with like planning for his death. That

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like, yeah, you kind of just have to lean into

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that. Yeah. His succession planning right now

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is car maintenance. And so he teaches me how

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to do it. It's, it was cool. I don't ever need

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to do it again. I'm okay. No, I do think the

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vision of, like, you had the car lift, so it's

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not the same. But, like, the vision of, like,

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a tanned, muscular man sliding out from under

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a cart on a skateboard because he's changing

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the oil is very hot. It is, but it's not who

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I am. No. I want to see that. I don't want to

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be that. Exactly. Yeah. So, there's that. Also,

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I went to a yoga class this week. I found that

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I'm not flexible. I don't have a sense of balance.

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And then at one point, the yoga teacher, who

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is really, really cool and everything you want

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a yoga teacher to be, she's just a very cool

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girl. She just got back from a yoga retreat in

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Canada. She's beautiful. She's teaching the class,

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and she looks me dead in the face, and it's super

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dim lights, and she goes... And your pose might

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not look like your neighbor's pose, and that's

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okay. And you just have to take what serves you

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from this and then just listen to your breath.

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And I wanted to kill myself in that moment because

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I was just like, God, I... I feel like the only

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way to get better at it and to be flexible and

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have balance is to just keep doing it, unfortunately.

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It's like podcasting. You just keep trying and

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you get better. Yeah. Have you seen the YouTube

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yoga flows? Because honest to God, I love them

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so much. There are millions of yoga YouTubers

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and they will, it's just like having an instructor,

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but it's like on your TV or whatever. And they're

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amazing. They're so good. Side note, have you

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seen that Pilates instructor on TikTok who's

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like jacked and like a football coach? No, but

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I want to see this. Oh my God. I don't even remember

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her name or I would show you right now. She's

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so insane and intense. And I guess she does like

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multiple classes a day. She's jacked. Do you

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ever get these constant emails that are like,

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oh, um. we've authorized a $4 ,000 payment from

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your PayPal. And I'm like, I don't fucking have

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PayPal. I've been getting so many texts about

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you have an unpaid traffic ticket. Oh, that is

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absolutely like the new scam that's going on.

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And the way that I'll text them back and be like,

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hey, they don't call it the Department of Motor

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Vehicles in Indiana. It's called the Bureau of

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Motor Vehicles. Also, this is an iMessage. This

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came from an iPhone. So we're at Emma's house

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today. We stopped recording at the library because...

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Jack's on summer vacation. Yeah, and I have a

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song that he sang, and I'll put it in at some

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point. It's my favorite thing, but there's nothing

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he loves more than being on a microphone and

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having the attention of the masses. He loves

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a spotlight regardless of what it is. It doesn't

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matter, really. Did you look at that insane Pilates

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woman? I sent her to you. TikTok. Oh, her. Do

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you know who she reminds me so much of? Who?

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Jamie from the gym. She's really beautiful. She's

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the one that used to meal prep for me. I wish

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I could meal prep. Nothing in this life will

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have me eating chicken I cooked five days ago.

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I just can't do it. You have to do it every,

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like, two or three days. It doesn't work if you

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do it for five straight. Or, like, if you prep

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five days' worth. But, like, yeah. Yeah. But,

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like, I've... I don't even eat my leftovers.

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Like, I have a really hard time with that. I

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get that. And I just can't do it. I'm similar

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in that way. I don't like, unless it's like chili

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or beef stew, I'm not interested in having those

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leftovers. Well, there are things that like get

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better if they've been in the fridge for a couple

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days. Oh, absolutely. Like most soups, I would

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argue. But like leftovers from a restaurant,

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no mama. I'm bringing them home as a performance

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to let the waiter know that I enjoyed my meal.

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I will not be consuming it at home. i'm gonna

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i'm gonna get canceled for this but even like

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a steakhouse like somewhere we paid 300 for dinner

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i am not eating oh the way that i'll go to a

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steakhouse and there's not a goddamn crumb left

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on the table like i they i don't give them the

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opportunity to let them or let me have leftovers

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some of them i can do that but like But, like,

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not at the Cheesecake Factory. You can't handle

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that. That's too much food. No, it's too much

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food. And also, there are some steakhouses that

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are giving you way too much food. The one in

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Carmel, no free promo. Please sponsor us. But

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it ends with Chop House. My favorite place. Their

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portions are so ginormous. I know, and I will

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go home immediately after eating there and be

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in a complete and total coma, but it's like I

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died happy. Yeah, but like I'm there and I'm

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like, we don't come here all the time. So I'm

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going to have appetizer, entree, and every side

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that looks delicious to me. And I'll take three

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bites of each of those. That's a waste, goddammit.

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I know, but that's what Kenny's for. He's like

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a vacuum. I am too, I get that. That's beautiful.

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One of my favorite places on God's green earth

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has gained... One of my favorite people, Bethany

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Frankel, moved to Miami. Oh, my God. And she's

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never been hotter. Did you see the swim week

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thing? Okay. Yes. She looks stunning. Yeah. Her

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body aside, this hair color on her. I love it.

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This, like, warm, like. Honey brown. Yeah. It's

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like. Just on the verge of being blonde, but

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he's still brunette. She looks so good. Stunning,

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stunning, stunning. I want to kiss her on the

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mouth. So good. So good. She's aging backwards.

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She's my hero. Like, genuinely my hero. Yeah.

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And the way that she had her ass out. She was

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in a thong, mama. She said, here it is. But her

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ass was up to the nape of her neck. I was like,

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what? I also didn't know she was 54. Good. I

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had no idea. She is 54 and her body looks better

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than mine. Yeah. Like, wow. Stunned. But she

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walked in Miami Swim Week and it was her first

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runway ever for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit

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runway show. And apparently people had some shit

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to say about it, like how insinuating that she

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has an eating disorder. And she's been very public

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about. she doesn't she's just always been thin

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like yeah she also founded a fucking brand called

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skinny girl yeah like fuck you i'm so sorry what

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we just said she's 54 and like that generation

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of women has never known anything but be skinny

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be skinny be skinny be skinny and so it's like

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of course she's been thinner whole life she's

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been trying to be thinner whole life right and

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she made it this far mama like what is the problem

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well i also think that talking that way about

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her is super problematic because in one of her

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books she talked about her mom like struggling

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with eating disorders for most of her life when

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she was around and like fuck you like she looks

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great it's not a conversation i'm willing to

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participate with these people fuck you she doesn't

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look like i'm looking at the pictures Again,

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right now. She's thin. Don't get me wrong. She

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is skinny. Yeah, she's skinny. But she's not

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like scary skinny. I mean, we've seen models

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for years and years and years now. Right. That

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are like terrifying. I was about to say a name,

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but we're not going to do that. We're not bringing

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down women here. No. That are like terrifyingly

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skinny. Like look like they're about to fall

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over and collapse. She doesn't look like that.

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She looks strong. She looks perfect. Anyone that

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says anything else can fuck right off. You can

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tell she goes to the gym. She looks strong. She

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doesn't look like bones. I think everyone should

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fuck off. Also, I love that her daughter said

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that she was so proud of her. I do too. I'm really

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happy for Bran and I'm proud of Bran. I love

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that. So cute. I also love that Bethany at 54

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is like, I guess I'm going to go be a model today.

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Like, fuck yeah. Moving on, moving on. Tom Girardi

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is going to prison. I saw that. I'm going to

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be so honest with you. I never watched his stint

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on Real Housewives. He didn't miss much with

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them. He's... What I will tell you is that the

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picture they chose for the article looks nothing

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like what he looks like right now, because I

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saw a video this morning of him walking out of

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sentencing, and he literally looks like he's

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on the brink of death. He looks like Jimmy Carter.

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Right. Well, he's 82, 84 years old, something

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like that. No, he's like 86. Yeah, you're right,

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86. Well, he's 85 now. He's on the way to be

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sentenced on his 86th birthday, which I think

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is so kind. Because the prosecutors are pushing

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for 14 years, so he won't be out of prison until

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he's 100, ostensibly. But, yeah, so he's going

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to prison. Hey, Mama. What? You missed something.

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What? He was sentenced yesterday to seven years.

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I thought... Tom Girardi, former Real Housewives

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husband, sentenced to seven years. One day ago.

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Oh. On his 86th birthday, which was yesterday.

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Sentenced to seven years on his 86th birthday.

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I put that on the list like three days ago, so

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that's fair. That whole thing, I feel... troubled

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about so for people that don't know a little

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bit of context about Tom Girardi so he was the

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um the Aaron Brockovich lawyer is like who he

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was in his his claim to fame real life yeah um

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I was out there like actually like fighting the

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good fight changing lives like winning cases

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for the underdog um he married erica erica jane

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who was one of the real housewives of beverly

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hills and that's the only reason i know who tom

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gerardi is um they were 30 or she was 33 years

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younger than tom when they got married but they

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stayed married for 20 years so like i'll buy

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that she loved him i mean the money probably

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didn't hurt but like she talked a lot about like

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how how much she respected him and how like how

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smart he was and like, I mean, worship the ground

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the man walked on. Um, but the money probably

00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:58.279
didn't hurt that situation. No, I don't think

00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:00.580
you, she would have learned to love that ground

00:16:00.580 --> 00:16:05.100
if, uh, if the money wasn't there and that's

00:16:05.100 --> 00:16:08.659
fine. The man's 33 years older than you. He needs

00:16:08.659 --> 00:16:11.460
to have a little something for sure to make up

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for that gap. But what he also had in addition

00:16:15.100 --> 00:16:19.409
to that, something was, stealing money from literal

00:16:19.409 --> 00:16:25.409
widows and orphans of people that died in plane

00:16:25.409 --> 00:16:30.149
crashes, that got blown up in a gas pipe explosion

00:16:30.149 --> 00:16:34.409
in California, was taking their money. And if

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you ever watch a documentary on Hulu, it's called

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The Housewife and the Hustler. There are, like,

00:16:39.980 --> 00:16:42.259
voicemails that he would leave people, and it's

00:16:42.259 --> 00:16:44.080
so creepy to hear him be like, no, no, no, I'm

00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:45.980
the good guy. I'm one of the good guys. Like,

00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:49.120
your money's coming, and it's so fucked up to

00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.379
listen to. I mean, he was running a literal Ponzi

00:16:51.379 --> 00:16:56.860
scheme. Ew. Ew, ew, ew. What? I just don't get

00:16:56.860 --> 00:17:00.419
it. If you're going to be 80 -something years

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old. You're telling me Aaron Brockovich lawyer

00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.559
didn't have a savings account. Like, what are

00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:12.039
you stealing for? Fucking go on vacation. Retire.

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So that was the thing is. A lot of people in

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the very beginning of this blamed Erica Jane

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because like she had that whole. I mean, she's

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been Erica Jane's been around since like 2008.

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And like I very vividly remember playing her

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at Abercrombie before I knew who she was. And

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I was like, oh, I love this. But. A lot of people

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were like, yeah, he poured $25 million into her

00:17:36.230 --> 00:17:38.069
singing career. And I was like, of course he

00:17:38.069 --> 00:17:40.269
did. That's what he did. That's not Erika Jayne's

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fault. And she thought the money was there because

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they also had fucking planes. Like, you don't

00:17:44.569 --> 00:17:47.250
pour $25 million into something if you don't

00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:52.230
think you have it. Yeah. But, like, he was spending

00:17:52.230 --> 00:17:53.769
more money than he had because he had, like,

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I mean, between him and I think Keese is the

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other lawyer. I mean. He's not making the kind

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of money that was portrayed that he was making.

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It was all stolen. I mean. Allegedly. Well, not

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allegedly because he was found guilty. I don't

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know. It was just so much hotter when Jen Shaw

00:18:13.130 --> 00:18:16.329
did it. I don't know. Well, we won't be writing

00:18:16.329 --> 00:18:18.349
him letters in prison, but I'm still open to

00:18:18.349 --> 00:18:20.289
the idea of writing Jen Shaw a letter for sure.

00:18:20.509 --> 00:18:25.309
I would love to converse with Jen Shaw. I would

00:18:25.309 --> 00:18:30.039
love to know what she thinks of. Elizabeth Holmes.

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I want to know if they're friends because you

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know they're like doing yoga and shit together.

00:18:33.740 --> 00:18:36.140
Yeah, I've seen the pictures of them together

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and I'm like, I want to know the tea. Like, do

00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:43.500
you actually like her? Like, how is prison? How

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is everything holding up? I want to know the

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tea. I imagine she's holding it down there like

00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:54.559
the way that she would hold it down on. uh salt

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lake city where she would like slam a door and

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be like don't fucking talk about my family oh

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yeah i love it i think she's probably running

00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:05.000
that prison which is beautiful a thousand percent

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i'll put that on the list for next week to see

00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:09.779
how she's like if there are any stories about

00:19:09.779 --> 00:19:14.539
that yeah we need to um bravo con tickets just

00:19:14.539 --> 00:19:18.000
went live take a wild guess on how much a general

00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:25.539
admission ticket is to bravo con $700. $672 for

00:19:25.539 --> 00:19:33.799
access to the Caesars Forum. Oh my god. I know

00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:37.880
the gays have money. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen,

00:19:37.960 --> 00:19:41.799
please sponsor us so I can come too. I love you,

00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:44.059
Andy Cohen. I'm calling you a bitch out of love

00:19:44.059 --> 00:19:50.480
and being poor. The VIP experience is $1 ,463

00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:56.579
.52. The pre -sale went live 47 minutes ago.

00:19:56.779 --> 00:20:00.940
It's already sold out. The VIP is sold out? Yes.

00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:06.859
Oh, my God. That is wild. That's less expensive

00:20:06.859 --> 00:20:08.599
than I thought it was going to be, to be fair.

00:20:08.680 --> 00:20:10.619
They were much more expensive a couple years

00:20:10.619 --> 00:20:12.579
ago, I think. I think they finally figured out,

00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.549
A, don't have it in New York where it's... prohibitively

00:20:15.549 --> 00:20:17.630
expensive to like do anything but walk around

00:20:17.630 --> 00:20:22.289
the city yeah b don't have it be so wildly expensive

00:20:22.289 --> 00:20:25.650
that bravo's core fan base can't show up yeah

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we're going next year okay that's on the list

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um how do you feel about target right now it's

00:20:36.210 --> 00:20:40.900
not just target it's every company that has reneged

00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:46.059
on the dei initiatives i think they are so shitty

00:20:46.059 --> 00:20:48.940
they are so stupid and they're gonna lose so

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much business i don't think they have a real

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idea how much money they're making off of people

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affected by dei well that and i also think i

00:21:01.720 --> 00:21:04.660
think i'm more angry about target because target

00:21:04.660 --> 00:21:09.819
is just where gay people felt safe Like, it's

00:21:09.819 --> 00:21:12.700
weird to say that out loud, but, like, it's,

00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:16.019
like, I used to love Target. I don't know. Every

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Pride month at Target, and listen, as a bisexual

00:21:19.500 --> 00:21:21.940
girl, I know it's not for me, right? I have a

00:21:21.940 --> 00:21:24.500
straight boyfriend. It's not for me. I get it.

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It always felt like pandering to me. It always

00:21:27.900 --> 00:21:30.859
felt like they were pandering to the gays. Yes.

00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:32.819
Oh, well, maybe I was just pandered to, and I

00:21:32.819 --> 00:21:36.019
didn't know. Extremely. And, listen, I loved

00:21:36.019 --> 00:21:40.660
Target. Right. Just like everybody else, I would

00:21:40.660 --> 00:21:44.299
love to just roam around the aisles and get what

00:21:44.299 --> 00:21:47.859
I wanted and feel clean and luxurious. And you

00:21:47.859 --> 00:21:49.880
had your Starbucks. Yeah, I have everything.

00:21:50.059 --> 00:21:52.660
They have popcorn. You could get an Icy if you

00:21:52.660 --> 00:21:57.019
wanted to. Yeah, you get some clothes, you fuck

00:21:57.019 --> 00:21:59.920
around, you get some lotion, you get some groceries

00:21:59.920 --> 00:22:04.319
if you're at the super target. Storage for things.

00:22:04.339 --> 00:22:11.640
Yeah, get some bins. But, like, that is not as

00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:16.940
exclusive or luxurious an experience for me to

00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:19.819
not be turned off by them being homophobic and

00:22:19.819 --> 00:22:23.000
weird. Right. And I don't think that they're...

00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:26.140
necessarily homophobic, but what I do think is

00:22:26.140 --> 00:22:32.440
that they are rolling right over for this administration.

00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:34.859
And it's just like, okay, so you don't actually

00:22:34.859 --> 00:22:37.380
care about us. I think that like the indifference

00:22:37.380 --> 00:22:39.160
is what bothers me. I would argue that is homophobic.

00:22:39.259 --> 00:22:41.460
Okay. Because here's the thing. If you're going

00:22:41.460 --> 00:22:44.380
to go so hard every year, because listen, there

00:22:44.380 --> 00:22:49.839
was no rule under DEI that they had to celebrate

00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:53.700
pride to that extent every single year. No. They

00:22:53.700 --> 00:22:55.380
didn't have to create clothes. They didn't have

00:22:55.380 --> 00:22:59.420
to create signs. Hold on. Okay, there was no

00:22:59.420 --> 00:23:02.500
rule saying they had to create all of those clothes

00:23:02.500 --> 00:23:05.420
or they had to create all of those signs or that

00:23:05.420 --> 00:23:09.819
they had to make a pride bikini and pride swim

00:23:09.819 --> 00:23:12.400
trunks and pride everything. There was no rule

00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:16.779
saying they had to do that. So it is weird to

00:23:16.779 --> 00:23:23.279
me that just because DEI goes away, which really

00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:25.940
had nothing to do with that whole initiative.

00:23:28.170 --> 00:23:31.910
you are automatically taking all of that away

00:23:31.910 --> 00:23:34.970
right it's like you were looking for an excuse

00:23:34.970 --> 00:23:39.950
it's like a girl at college who's like seems

00:23:39.950 --> 00:23:42.390
like she's pretty cool she's pretty okay she

00:23:42.390 --> 00:23:45.230
celebrates the gays until she's at a fraternity

00:23:45.230 --> 00:23:48.390
and then she's saying the f slur that is what

00:23:48.390 --> 00:23:50.789
it gives okay that's what it gives and i would

00:23:50.789 --> 00:23:54.890
argue that girl and target are homophobic okay

00:23:56.140 --> 00:23:58.539
Now we know. I have no tolerance for it. I think

00:23:58.539 --> 00:24:01.920
it's so stupid. I think we've forgotten why DEI

00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:03.900
is there in the first place. People have been

00:24:03.900 --> 00:24:08.660
fucked over for centuries, literally. And so

00:24:08.660 --> 00:24:11.559
we put in an initiative to make the playing field

00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.160
more equal. And people are celebrating that that's

00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:19.200
gone. I just don't get it. But I think what's

00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:23.740
weirder is that despite all that, they had a

00:24:23.740 --> 00:24:27.319
pride collection this year. they did yes they

00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:29.980
they released a sad little pride collection that's

00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:35.619
like the most uncomfortably awkward stuff except

00:24:35.619 --> 00:24:38.279
for one thing that was a uh little u -haul truck

00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:40.740
that like i would go to target to buy if they

00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:42.839
weren't canceled right now i mean that's kind

00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:45.259
of cute for the lesbians i loved it so much but

00:24:45.259 --> 00:24:49.430
like the rest of it was so bad To the point where

00:24:49.430 --> 00:24:52.970
on the tags, like this was such an afterthought

00:24:52.970 --> 00:24:55.269
on the tags. They didn't even really like get

00:24:55.269 --> 00:24:58.130
rid of the lorem ipsum body copy thing like for

00:24:58.130 --> 00:25:02.269
like the like the graphic design of it. So it

00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:05.049
just says lorem ipsum like whatever. And like

00:25:05.049 --> 00:25:07.589
I'm just like you literally didn't think a goddamn

00:25:07.589 --> 00:25:10.589
thing about this. Fuck you, Target. I just. I

00:25:10.589 --> 00:25:13.710
mean, listen, if we're being honest, the Pride

00:25:13.710 --> 00:25:15.769
stuff has always been a little corny at Target,

00:25:15.950 --> 00:25:19.789
right? Like, it's always been a little out there,

00:25:19.930 --> 00:25:25.329
if you will. But, like, why did they even try?

00:25:25.450 --> 00:25:31.089
Why did they even do that? I don't... I think,

00:25:31.130 --> 00:25:35.279
well, partially because they have seen... Yes,

00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:38.099
they're $12 billion in market cap. Their stock's

00:25:38.099 --> 00:25:42.079
down 27 % from January. And I think they're saying,

00:25:42.180 --> 00:25:43.700
oh, well, we fucked up really bad. They fucked

00:25:43.700 --> 00:25:46.200
around and found out, literally. And now they're

00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:48.160
like, oh, well, like, let's throw the gays a

00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:52.079
bone. And they didn't do it right. Well, like,

00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:55.900
why even do that? Like, stand on business or

00:25:55.900 --> 00:25:58.099
don't. I just don't understand. Like, I don't

00:25:58.099 --> 00:26:02.230
know a single gay that's going to be. convinced

00:26:02.230 --> 00:26:06.970
by your weird rainbow jersey no but then you're

00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:09.569
a good company again well then you have the fucking

00:26:09.569 --> 00:26:12.490
ceo coming out being like you have no idea how

00:26:12.490 --> 00:26:14.710
hard it's been they they really reacted badly

00:26:14.710 --> 00:26:17.640
to us saying that we didn't care about minorities

00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:20.440
fuck you like fuck you yeah what do you mean

00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:24.420
they used to have like all the skin tone things

00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:28.240
like they were all about that they were all about

00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:31.539
representing everyone yeah and having a big plus

00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:34.519
size section well and they like were at the forefront

00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:37.440
of bringing in like black owned businesses like

00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:40.339
like small and they would highlight them yeah

00:26:40.339 --> 00:26:44.740
and i'm like why the fuck did you like you couldn't

00:26:44.740 --> 00:26:47.890
have you couldn't have done worse after that

00:26:47.890 --> 00:26:49.869
was all said and done. I really don't understand.

00:26:49.950 --> 00:26:53.049
It's like they don't know their audience. But

00:26:53.049 --> 00:26:54.710
you know who does know their audience is Jamal

00:26:54.710 --> 00:26:57.490
Bryant, Giselle's ex -husband, who is coming

00:26:57.490 --> 00:26:59.650
out and making his entire, or not making, but

00:26:59.650 --> 00:27:03.450
he's like leading a boycott of his entire church

00:27:03.450 --> 00:27:06.410
against, oh yeah, he's been on CNN talking about

00:27:06.410 --> 00:27:08.970
it. I've seen him on CNN, but I didn't see him

00:27:08.970 --> 00:27:11.829
about Target. Yeah, and I saw the chyron that

00:27:11.829 --> 00:27:14.190
said, jamal bryant and i was like that's his

00:27:14.190 --> 00:27:17.349
name's giselle's ex -husband thank you yeah that's

00:27:17.349 --> 00:27:20.390
uh that's grace and angel's dad thank you um

00:27:20.390 --> 00:27:25.130
yeah so that's target and they can go fuck themselves

00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:27.410
as far as i'm concerned i used to love like nothing

00:27:27.410 --> 00:27:30.190
more than to go to target and push a cart around

00:27:30.190 --> 00:27:35.109
for like hours on end and spend three hundred

00:27:35.109 --> 00:27:36.769
dollars every time i went in there i was happy

00:27:36.769 --> 00:27:39.630
to do it it was a privilege to do it now i wouldn't

00:27:39.630 --> 00:27:41.960
piss on the building if it was on fire No. That's

00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.920
where I'm at. I did kind of soft launch my Target

00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:49.460
boycott early by moving where I moved. Which

00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:51.640
were the worst Target is on God's green earth.

00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:56.720
Yes. The Target here is so Walmart -esque. It's

00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.119
bad. I don't know if it's a staff thing. It can't

00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:02.319
be a staff thing because their turnover rate

00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:06.119
is insane. I've never seen the same people there

00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:11.950
twice. But also. they're just weird like i did

00:28:11.950 --> 00:28:14.750
a mobile order one time and i went to pick it

00:28:14.750 --> 00:28:19.869
up right normal things they said they found everything

00:28:19.869 --> 00:28:24.150
like on my app but then the guy comes and gives

00:28:24.150 --> 00:28:28.069
me my stuff and i'm like oh this is missing and

00:28:28.069 --> 00:28:31.170
he's like well i couldn't find it back there

00:28:31.170 --> 00:28:35.450
oh like in my order packed up and i was like

00:28:36.110 --> 00:28:39.089
okay friend well how am i supposed to get a refund

00:28:39.089 --> 00:28:44.089
if i say that you gave it to me no i went into

00:28:44.089 --> 00:28:47.490
the store and they gave they i explained the

00:28:47.490 --> 00:28:49.890
whole thing and she gave me a refund and then

00:28:49.890 --> 00:28:53.470
said that yeah it's just like really disorganized

00:28:53.470 --> 00:28:57.839
back there so like i don't know What? Is this

00:28:57.839 --> 00:28:59.299
a Target? I don't understand what you're saying.

00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.319
Or have I been bamboozled? I drive 30 minutes

00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.960
out of my way to go to, well, used to drive 30

00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:07.599
minutes out of my way to go to Target. I haven't

00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:13.160
done that in months now. Months. I can't believe

00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:15.680
they had the nerve. I hadn't seen that they actually

00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:17.819
did a pride collection. I just assumed they would

00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:20.140
skip it this year. Oh, it was bad. They should

00:29:20.140 --> 00:29:21.619
have skipped it this year. They should have just

00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:24.940
skipped it. If you're going to pander to the

00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:27.940
Republicans now, then do that. Don't go halfway.

00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.720
No one likes that. Be on Town Square. Do it.

00:29:31.779 --> 00:29:36.019
Yeah, do something. Oh, my God. By the way, my

00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:41.519
mom said she saw liberal protesters. And Carmel

00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:48.839
yesterday. Yeah, like by the DMV. I was shocked.

00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.859
She said there was a sign that was like, honk

00:29:51.859 --> 00:29:54.660
if you like tacos or if you're tired of the Trump

00:29:54.660 --> 00:29:59.259
administration. In Hamilton County? Yes! I was

00:29:59.259 --> 00:30:02.900
stunned. Like, speechless when she told me. She

00:30:02.900 --> 00:30:05.539
called me because she was like, you're not going

00:30:05.539 --> 00:30:08.460
to believe what I just saw. So for those who

00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:11.880
don't know, I live north of Indianapolis, which

00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:16.940
is unfortunately full of wealthy whites who...

00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:18.839
It's the most conservative county in the United

00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:22.140
States per capita. Is it really? It is. Well,

00:30:22.420 --> 00:30:24.900
that makes me want to die. I'll have you know,

00:30:25.099 --> 00:30:29.200
I went to the polls and I did feel out of place.

00:30:29.259 --> 00:30:32.160
I felt like I knew everyone was voting red around

00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:36.849
me. Oh, that's how I felt. voting too where um

00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:39.210
i knew my vote didn't count in shelby county

00:30:39.210 --> 00:30:43.329
oh i knew i was like i'm a drop in this bucket

00:30:43.329 --> 00:30:46.950
one company that is doing something right is

00:30:46.950 --> 00:30:50.650
uh marriott bonvoy my favorite hotel empire i

00:30:50.650 --> 00:30:52.990
love marriott they're sponsoring boston pride

00:30:52.990 --> 00:30:56.430
this year and they're not afraid of uh having

00:30:56.430 --> 00:31:00.519
a little dei in there i feel like it's such an

00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.880
opportunity this is such a capitalistic view

00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.680
that i'm about to spit out but it is such a big

00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:12.309
opportunity while everyone I say everyone. A

00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:15.009
bunch of big businesses, Fortune 500 companies

00:31:15.009 --> 00:31:18.930
are getting rid of DEI. It is such a big opportunity

00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:21.670
to gain publicity by standing on business right

00:31:21.670 --> 00:31:24.730
now and saying we love gays and we love minorities

00:31:24.730 --> 00:31:28.829
in general. We love people of color, etc. I think

00:31:28.829 --> 00:31:32.589
that is such a draw to so many people right now

00:31:32.589 --> 00:31:36.220
because we're so tired of... the capitalistic

00:31:36.220 --> 00:31:39.160
overlords that it would be nice to have some

00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:42.619
humanity well that and like just from a purely

00:31:42.619 --> 00:31:48.359
capitalist perspective gay people have more disposable

00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.940
income because a we don't have kids or if they

00:31:52.940 --> 00:31:55.359
do have kids it's because they're super rich

00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:58.440
you know like rich enough to adopt which is an

00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:00.619
insane amount of money that's a whole other topic

00:32:00.619 --> 00:32:04.279
but yeah no but like pander to the gays if you're

00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:09.049
gonna do it But do it right, I guess. Fuck off,

00:32:09.049 --> 00:32:12.130
Target. Like, you have to show up when it counts.

00:32:12.190 --> 00:32:15.309
I just don't understand. You know who else I

00:32:15.309 --> 00:32:18.910
love while we're on this? We're talking about

00:32:18.910 --> 00:32:20.869
businesses who are doing things right. Ben and

00:32:20.869 --> 00:32:23.369
Jerry's. Oh, did you see that Ben got arrested?

00:32:23.549 --> 00:32:26.170
Mm -hmm. For standing on business. Good for him.

00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:29.009
That's right. He said, we're taking away medical

00:32:29.009 --> 00:32:32.170
care from children at home, and we're funding

00:32:32.170 --> 00:32:36.859
the deaths of children. in gaza i'm proud of

00:32:36.859 --> 00:32:42.859
him and i said yes sir oh my god i am so obsessed

00:32:42.859 --> 00:32:46.059
and they've been standing on business and literally

00:32:46.059 --> 00:32:50.039
supporting human rights yes yes i i'm sure that

00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:52.279
they were advocates before they founded ben and

00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.599
jerry's but yeah they you they have used their

00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:58.380
business from day one to stand on the right side

00:32:58.380 --> 00:33:01.200
of history and i think that's beautiful i do

00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.769
too and i think it's beautiful that Marriott

00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:05.730
sponsoring Boston Pride. Also, if you want to

00:33:05.730 --> 00:33:09.009
sponsor Bestie Approves, please sponsor us. Please,

00:33:09.170 --> 00:33:13.210
Marriott. I love the JW Marriott so much. Have

00:33:13.210 --> 00:33:18.529
you seen the TikTok of the girl getting up on

00:33:18.529 --> 00:33:21.970
the Delta flight that was delayed for like two

00:33:21.970 --> 00:33:23.990
hours or something and she got on that little

00:33:23.990 --> 00:33:26.210
intercom phone and started singing Moana for

00:33:26.210 --> 00:33:46.130
45 minutes. Yeah. I can't. I can't. Whoever the

00:33:46.130 --> 00:33:48.490
flight attendant was who handed her that phone

00:33:48.490 --> 00:33:51.950
should be fired. I'm not even dramatizing it.

00:33:52.049 --> 00:33:55.910
That is so... i get you want to give a little

00:33:55.910 --> 00:33:59.869
girl her moment yeah i understand that but what

00:33:59.869 --> 00:34:04.289
you are in such a tight space everyone is stressed

00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:07.289
out and sweaty i saw other videos on this flight

00:34:07.289 --> 00:34:10.070
people are literally sweating it's hot you're

00:34:10.070 --> 00:34:15.400
stressed out you're stuck on a metal tube and

00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:18.760
you are being forced to listen to this girl have

00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:22.139
her moment i'm so sorry i'm sure she ate it up

00:34:22.139 --> 00:34:26.320
but no that's that's hard the i so the the thing

00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:28.820
that i have the problem with is like it's cute

00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:32.940
for the first like 30 seconds right you're like

00:34:32.940 --> 00:34:37.849
oh it's adorable it's amazing And then it just

00:34:37.849 --> 00:34:40.710
keeps going and going and going and going. And

00:34:40.710 --> 00:34:42.889
I don't blame the child. I'm going to be very

00:34:42.889 --> 00:34:46.289
clear when I say I think she said we're stuck

00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:49.250
on a flight and these people need to be entertained

00:34:49.250 --> 00:34:53.010
and entertain the people. I will. I think it's

00:34:53.010 --> 00:34:56.150
very normal for a little girl to want to have

00:34:56.150 --> 00:35:00.869
her moment and sing for a crowd and whatever.

00:35:01.650 --> 00:35:06.230
I just. Kids can't understand that that crowd

00:35:06.230 --> 00:35:09.349
needs to choose to be there. It cannot be forced

00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:11.989
upon them. But the parents also need to say,

00:35:12.030 --> 00:35:15.530
get your ass in this seat right goddamn now.

00:35:15.650 --> 00:35:18.309
I swear to God. I swear to God they do. And I

00:35:18.309 --> 00:35:23.630
don't understand. Like, give her one verse. You

00:35:23.630 --> 00:35:25.949
know what? I'll be generous. Give her one song.

00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:30.150
Yeah. And then hang it up, mama. Hang it up.

00:35:30.190 --> 00:35:32.429
And I know she was probably so excited because

00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:34.789
they had just gotten done with the Disney World

00:35:34.789 --> 00:35:38.409
trip. And she was still on that high. It was

00:35:38.409 --> 00:35:41.969
a flight to Orlando, not from. It was from. I

00:35:41.969 --> 00:35:43.250
thought it was from Orlando. Or maybe she was

00:35:43.250 --> 00:35:45.250
going to Disney World. I thought it was to. Yeah,

00:35:45.309 --> 00:35:48.889
whatever. Either way. She was Disneyland mindset.

00:35:49.389 --> 00:35:53.610
Yeah. But. Or Disney World. At what fucking point

00:35:53.610 --> 00:35:57.480
do you. get up and insurrect against the parents

00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:04.820
for allowing that to happen i immediately i'm

00:36:04.820 --> 00:36:06.980
side -eyeing the parents the second she starts

00:36:06.980 --> 00:36:10.159
singing and the second song starts i'm gonna

00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:14.420
be like is anyone gonna get her and also where

00:36:14.420 --> 00:36:16.539
are the flight attendants where are the flight

00:36:16.539 --> 00:36:20.960
attendants to be like oh sweetie that's it thank

00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:25.750
you so much right Also, the thing that I think

00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:30.329
people are not giving enough thought to, when

00:36:30.329 --> 00:36:33.630
that little phone comes off the hook, all in

00:36:33.630 --> 00:36:37.510
-flight entertainment shuts down. The Delta screen

00:36:37.510 --> 00:36:40.510
comes up saying there's an announcement going

00:36:40.510 --> 00:36:44.949
on. Yeah, you can't get away from it. No. Oh,

00:36:45.030 --> 00:36:50.969
God. And they're like, yeah. Please control your

00:36:50.969 --> 00:36:53.789
kids. That's where I'm at with it. Yeah. It's

00:36:53.789 --> 00:36:58.389
like... And I understand that kids can be incorrigible.

00:36:58.510 --> 00:37:02.989
Believe me. I do understand that it's hard to

00:37:02.989 --> 00:37:06.250
wrangle your kids. It is not hard to have your...

00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:08.929
That girl was at least like 12 years old. It

00:37:08.929 --> 00:37:12.510
is not hard to tell her she needs to be done.

00:37:13.389 --> 00:37:15.730
The way that I would have been beaten within

00:37:15.730 --> 00:37:19.110
an inch of my life. Like... You think she's going

00:37:19.110 --> 00:37:21.349
to hold resentment for that forever? You let

00:37:21.349 --> 00:37:23.730
her sing her little song. Do you want to know

00:37:23.730 --> 00:37:26.190
what she's going to hold resentment for? Is being

00:37:26.190 --> 00:37:29.590
humiliated on the internet. You letting her do

00:37:29.590 --> 00:37:35.030
that to herself is worse. 100%. Have you ever

00:37:35.030 --> 00:37:39.869
heard of a labubu? Yeah, they're so ugly. I'm

00:37:39.869 --> 00:37:42.329
so sorry. I know everyone loves them. They're

00:37:42.329 --> 00:37:48.469
so ugly. So, Issa on TikTok. Have you heard this

00:37:48.469 --> 00:37:51.909
TikTok? I feel like I've sent it to you. It's

00:37:51.909 --> 00:37:55.030
this. Is it in here? It's right here. The fuck

00:37:55.030 --> 00:38:04.650
is a la baby? What the fuck is a la baby? No,

00:38:04.789 --> 00:38:14.789
baby. La baby. I think about that TikTok millions

00:38:14.789 --> 00:38:19.360
of times every day. that's beautiful that's so

00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.300
beautiful i and i follow people on tiktok who

00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:28.639
like have gotten them and whatever i'm not trying

00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.579
to yuck your yum i just don't get it no i don't

00:38:32.579 --> 00:38:38.099
get it at all like is it like a pokemon i don't

00:38:38.099 --> 00:38:40.280
know if i fully understand i like literally what

00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:43.559
the fuck is a labubu it's like Okay, so this

00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:45.739
is like a whole thing that I don't know that

00:38:45.739 --> 00:38:47.480
you're aware of. Have you heard of Pop Mart?

00:38:48.500 --> 00:38:51.860
That is who sells, like that's the exclusive

00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:55.300
retailer for Labubu. Right. There is more than

00:38:55.300 --> 00:38:59.119
Labubu. There are tons of these things where

00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:04.019
it's like you get the brand of what you want,

00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.760
but you don't know which one you're getting.

00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:10.940
What? There are tons of them. I have a video

00:39:10.940 --> 00:39:15.650
to send you. For those who are online like your

00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:19.389
girl, I'm sending him vanilla mace right now.

00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:23.710
What the fuck is vanilla mace? Okay. It's time

00:39:23.710 --> 00:39:26.989
to talk about vanilla mace. Vanilla mace is a

00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:31.369
woman of a woman. And I love her so much. Vanilla

00:39:31.369 --> 00:39:33.849
Mace, if you're hearing this, please come on

00:39:33.849 --> 00:39:36.369
the podcast and also text me and Snapchat me

00:39:36.369 --> 00:39:39.969
and Twitter me and TikTok DM me and all of the

00:39:39.969 --> 00:39:44.449
things. I love you so much. She goes to Pop Mart

00:39:44.449 --> 00:39:49.969
and her video went like super viral because she

00:39:49.969 --> 00:39:52.429
was like, I want this one or this one, but I

00:39:52.429 --> 00:39:54.829
don't want this one. And then she opened two

00:39:54.829 --> 00:40:00.070
of the ones that she didn't want. It was beautiful.

00:40:00.210 --> 00:40:03.090
It was so funny. She's so beautiful. I'm not

00:40:03.090 --> 00:40:04.730
going to be able to find it because she'd be

00:40:04.730 --> 00:40:08.030
posting. But anyway, there are tons of these

00:40:08.030 --> 00:40:09.849
things. I don't even know what all of them are

00:40:09.849 --> 00:40:16.309
called. But they're like a Sonny's Angel. You

00:40:16.309 --> 00:40:18.329
know, you remember those things, the little babies?

00:40:18.829 --> 00:40:21.550
No. That hang off your phone? No, like people

00:40:21.550 --> 00:40:24.260
at our old work used to get them. Those little

00:40:24.260 --> 00:40:27.380
babies with their butts out. Those are so weird

00:40:27.380 --> 00:40:30.480
to me. When you get those, from my knowledge,

00:40:30.500 --> 00:40:33.019
they work like a lububu. You don't know which

00:40:33.019 --> 00:40:36.559
one you're going to get. So it's like a surprise

00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.880
every time you open it. It's like the Vinylmation

00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:41.619
things used to be from Disney where you had no

00:40:41.619 --> 00:40:43.159
idea which one you were getting until you got

00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:44.420
it home and that's why they were collectible.

00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:47.179
Right. Or like the Pokemon cards that are in

00:40:47.179 --> 00:40:48.900
like Happy Meals and stuff. Like it doesn't,

00:40:48.900 --> 00:40:50.599
you know what Pokemon are out there, but you

00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:52.340
don't know which one is going to be in your thing.

00:40:52.340 --> 00:40:55.079
Got it. Okay. That's kind of cool actually. Yeah.

00:40:55.360 --> 00:41:00.260
But now people are reselling Labubu. Or $7 ,000

00:41:00.260 --> 00:41:04.800
on eBay. $7 ,000. It goes against the whole concept

00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.639
of the thing, number one. Yeah. Number two, who

00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.599
is paying that? Who is paying for that? People.

00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:15.929
It's a toy. I kind of want one. I also just sent

00:41:15.929 --> 00:41:19.530
you a TikTok of Vanilla Maze opening. Not a Lu

00:41:19.530 --> 00:41:21.369
Bu Bu, but something close. Maybe it is a Lu

00:41:21.369 --> 00:41:25.610
Bu Bu. I don't know. Oh, I know who this is.

00:41:26.250 --> 00:41:30.469
I love her. I love that so much. I love her.

00:41:30.710 --> 00:41:33.869
I also, that woman I send you all the time, her

00:41:33.869 --> 00:41:37.909
name's Sriracha or Sriracha. Yeah. obsessed with

00:41:37.909 --> 00:41:42.269
her yes oh my god she escaped the trenches of

00:41:42.269 --> 00:41:46.829
fort wayne and now she's living her la lesbian

00:41:46.829 --> 00:41:53.869
lifestyle good for her and i love her sriracha

00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:57.070
and vanilla mace if you want to come on the podcast

00:41:57.070 --> 00:41:59.909
please you're welcome to come on anytime you

00:41:59.909 --> 00:42:05.150
want well i think that's the end of today's show

00:42:06.190 --> 00:42:08.670
Thanks for being here with us. Follow us on Instagram,

00:42:09.010 --> 00:42:15.309
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00:42:15.309 --> 00:42:19.010
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00:42:19.090 --> 00:42:23.369
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00:42:23.369 --> 00:42:25.750
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00:42:25.750 --> 00:42:29.849
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00:42:29.889 --> 00:42:32.130
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00:42:32.130 --> 00:42:34.289
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00:42:34.289 --> 00:42:38.789
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